Thread 18461616

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Schedule
8.5 Hyper Misao Produced Show "HYPE!3 (rerun)" @ Kitazawa Town Hall, Tokyo (VOD)[18:30 JST]
8.9 12th Tokyo Princess Cup Quarterfinals @ Shinagawa The Grand Hall, Tokyo (LIVE)[13:00 JST]
8.17 12th Tokyo Princess Cup Semifinals @ EDION Arena Osaka 2nd Stadium, Osaka (LIVE)[12:30 JST]
8.23 12th Tokyo Princess Cup Finals @ Korakuen Hall, Tokyo (LIVE)[11:30 JST]
8.30 Holy Light Ranbu~Kyoto Glass Chapter~ @ KBS Hall, Kyoto (VOD)[12:30 JST]

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>>18451542

>>18461616 (OP)
UGLY ASS OP as usual

Misao should get them out

Based OP as usual

>>18461625
everyone is saying this

>>18461616 (OP)
KINO INCOMING

>>18461616 (OP)
Goatse

everyone please cheer on my wife at HYPE 3.5

>>18461616 (OP)
shit (OP)

>>18461625
misao should live stream in her bathtub again

Maybe Maki donated my $200 to the Kamiyu Scholarship Fund.

>>18461677
dont care what these japanese male pussies say

after all koda trusts his successor

18人

Shoko feet

>>18461741
>>18461746
Jesus

Misao bathwater

I didn't watch the first Hype 3 does it have subtitles and if not is it worthwhile anyways

>>18461769
I don't think a summary was ever posted in here desu. Something to do with school stuff

>>18461769
>does it have subtitles
no
>is it worthwhile anyways
yes

>>18461752
Misao Bathtub Hell

>>18461616 (OP)
the middle girl is cute

>>18461741
>>18461746
I could barely eat a quarter of this wtf

>>18461741
>>18461746
this strains credulity

>>18461741
>>18461746
now that's what I call big eatin'

>>18461616 (OP)
HYPE! 3 Re
HYPE! 3 Rerun
HYPE! 3 Repeat
HYPE! 3 Remix
HYPE! 3 Rebuild

Yuki Mashiro just offended the shit out of CMLL execs by implying that she mastered the "secret art of smartphone theft" while in Mexico. Shoko might get invited back in her stead.

>>18461982
fuking kek

Psychotic player

>>18461741
>>18461746
But where did it all go?

>>18461733
Hype fatigue.

Rika just had to restrain Misao during final run-throughs and police were called

>>18461982
>offended the shit out of CMLL execs
Doesn't take much to offend them

>>18462119
lucky they had the cuck poles on hand

anybody else waking up early for hype 3 rerun?

>>18462153
waking up early for what? twitter reports?

Misao has been handcuffed to a gurney and placed in a diaper. Police suspect her of using drugs.

methamphetamine players

but enough but maki itoh

I saw Misao smoking cannabis (weed) in a Don Quixote parking lot.

>>18462153
We will be present in our suits.

I don't watch (VOD)

shooting meth with harajuku pomu

>>18461616 (OP)
I still don't know which ones which

rika better not get in misao’s face or misao will slap that motherfucker

>>18462247
Nothing happened.

>>18461733
yamashitter effect

>>18462195
umm who is saying this

Haru is half pajeet holy fuck

>>18462285
Kamiyu.

bro got downgraded from the Findlay office to Uttar Pradesh

>>18461625
Misao should play strip poker with the other TJPW girls

>>18462195
What fucking retarded translator for retards did you use? It literally just made up almost the entire post. Here's one that isn't complete bullshit
>My dad, who’s about to be transferred to India soon after a solo assignment in Japan, has unusually come back home for a bit. The house is a complete mess with all his stuff everywhere, and even in his 60s he’s still working remotely every day without taking a break. But he’s using a phone case in this wild color, and wearing an insanely bright T-shirt. Like… what’s going on? Want to talk about it?

>>18462073
She's only a little crazy
So what if she pokes a hole in the condom so she can get knocked up
is it really that bad?

>>18462342
nah hold the f up, this image is edited right? It didn't look like this

>>18462334
>What fucking retarded translator for retards did you use?

My brain. Sorry I'm not fluent... No need to call me retarded, anon. That really hurt my feelings.

>>18461741
Hungry ass, mukbanging tanuki.

Predict the attendance

>>18462385
18

>>18462363
Stick to machine translation. If you managed to misread every character you're clearly not ready to try translating anything yourself

>>18462385
170-190

>>18462385
more than the first HYPE

>>18462390
I lied I just ran the screenshot through Grok.

It's not the kind of heat where humans should be active

>>18462385
150

>>18462385
its going to be really really bad

>>18461741
>>18461746
imagine the shits

>>18462385
i wonder what they will consider a success. they are obviously aware that this would do less since its advertised as a "rerun" and its also on a tuesday and i saw someone say its way too hot.

>>18462385
Not to hurt Haipa but I hope it does really poorly in attendance where they gotta improvise not showing the audience at all and do cool angles for the VOD

>>18462403
Don't do that then. Even Google does a better job with screenshots

>>18462385
>HYPE! 1 - 202
>HYPE! 2 - 227
>HYPE! 3 - 235(SOLD OUT)
Best case scenario is it does 200+
Worst case it does 120

>>18462421
No one should feel bad if it under performs. Its just a rerun. The first Hype 3 is what mattered.

>>18462471
clearly they (and especially misao) are bothered about ticket sales or they wouldn't be trying so hard to get people to go. if it does poorly to the point of losing money then it's on misao's head since she insisted on it being held again all of a sudden

cringesao better wash her neck

>>18462499
Koda and or Takagi have the final say. There were logistics that needed to be done in order to conclude if it was a good decision or not to do the show again which was advertised as a rerun a month later. Any person here would know it would do less.

no one is taking misao’s head off

>Greater Tokyo Area population - 37.4 million
>Can't get 200 people to attend a theater/wrestling show
sometimes I forget how niche wrestling is

The good news is that Kitazawa is so cheap to rent that they only need to sell 18 tickets at 6000 yen to break even, so losing money is impossible. The venue is actually getting more expensive to rent from October, but even after that it'll still be one of the cheapest in Tokyo
>>18462518
>Koda
He isn't in charge of business anymore

>>18462544
>they only need to sell 18 tickets at 6000 yen to break even
big brain misao does it again

pray for the players

>>18462544
based if true. now I dont feel bad anymore. it was always going to be an ambitious thing to do given the circumstances.

>>18462562
hot tamale

>>18462568
https://www.setagaya.co.jp/kuminkaikan/kitazawatownhall/pricelist.html
It's even cheaper for people and businesses from Setagaya to rent, but I don't think they could qualify for that

>*If admission fees or other charges exceed 1,000 yen, the usage fee will be increased by 50%.
Didn't notice that before, but it's still almost impossible to lose money on

>>18462562
>Rika will have a literal meltdown this time
Pottery

>>18462599
thats probably why management gave the ok to do it.

they should just cancel it "due to heat" to save face at this point

The temperatures might but HYPE3 RE:Run is ICE COLD KWAB

>botched it
kwab

>>18461462
does anything ever go right for her?

How did ants get to it? Did she not put it in the fridge?

Do they not have ants in Tokyo

>>18462967
Not as much as Misao botched her ticket sales KWABAROO

>>18456291
>Shimizu: “That sounds fun. We do want to eventually create a Tokyo Joshi Pro USA.”

michaelscottgodpleaseno.gif

HYPE 3.33: You can (Nyan) redo

Same-day tickets available! We're waiting for you!

Misao really is going to squander the Texas momentum

hype 3.5 takes place in another universe

I look forward to seeing the confidence inspiring games of Shino Suzuki

Same-day tickets are available!!!

im awake and ready to watch the show

LIVE

Xshita is here!

>>18463647
already kino

what happened to his tooth

*doesn’t no show your shitty produce show*

>>18463885
dey kiss and make up?

>They changed it in the second half!

>Oh, so the story has changed here. This is interesting

>>18463920
Hopefully XShita is the main character now.

X is here!

>>18463968
Holy fucking Kino, I will be watching the VOD

Embarrassing

>>18463968
shan’t be watching

humiliation ritual

>>18463968
>>18463980
>Aki Miyashita, better known by his ring name Danshoku Dino
kek i was going to make a joke but his actual name is Miyashita = Xshita. everyone thought it was Miyu.

>>18463968
>>18463980
>>18463997
Great, the sex pest is here.

>>18464001
misao bamboozled us

>>18464001
now thats an actual great swerve

>>18463859
Dang, Miyu looks really pretty
>>18463920
lotta uncs eating crow after this

Uta bros... this is her true form

Throatfucking Danshoku Dieno

>>18464049
Saw Ronald McDonald do that in a gif

>turns into some DDT tier crap
I would have walked off

Misao is a hack

>>18464097
Himawari looks like an actress in an Ozu movie here.

128人

>>18464122
Misao has at least 128 die hard fans

>>18464122
not bad all things considered

>>18464122
Grim

Where are the alien Suzume pics? I need to goon

>Last time, she wanted a singles match with Danshoku-sensei from the start, but Yuki refused, so she ended up having a singles match with Pami. But she really wanted to do the singles match, so we’re doing a repeat performance.
misao did this whole thing twice just so she could make aino smell azusa's husbands sweaty balls

>>18464144
why did aino refuse the first time?

>>18464152
watch the mp4 and you'll find the answer

>>18464144
Azusa Miyashita

>>18464144
>loses in the first round of the tpc
>loses in the main event against dieno
why did koda abandon aino?

>>18464185
Even TJP is doing a Hogan tribute

>>18464185
SLAM 'EM TOGESTER

>>18464169
Ngl seeing Aino publicly humiliated like this makes me want to support her for some reason

>>18464212
The master plan is working as intended then

>>18464212
>>18464216
Misao is a master at this. Just look at what this new fan said.

we're rerunning the aino delusion too it seems

Wow, Miyu is so beautiful.

Aino had a singles main event against Dieno this means she’s winning the TPC this year!

>>18464291
She going to do a run in during Dieno vs Tanahashi to get her revenge.

*shows up to your awesome produce show*

>>18463968
skip

>>18464320
kek based

>>18464320
Xshita? No just Shita

>>18464320
Wow, Miyu is so beautiful.

Doragon DSLs

instant boner

>>18464320
wow, you gotta love Ol' Spudhead

I like how we all thought Misao liked Aino but actually she hates her. What a twist.

>>18464185
>hogan tribute
yeah, I'm out

>>18464185
"The Togester", Hulk Togan

>>18464394
jesus those bruises, looks like she has the plague

>>18464754
hima with the brutal mog as usual

>>18464721
Looking a bit timeless here.

>>18464813
It's Miyu, so she's Dimeless

>>18464805
She does look unusually great for such a bit player in this show.

>>18464721
yammy looks so elegant dressed like that

>>18464394
who is this child? she reminds me of Kaho

>>18463968
I have no fucking interest

>>18461616 (OP)
Can you name them all?

>>18465141
Yes

Suzume owes me marriage

>>18465308
>shoot pulls his tooth out to make himself look even creepier
koda-sama, i kneel...

>>18465308
don't zoom in on unc's mouth every one of bro's teeth is rotten

>>18464185
The immoral Ho Kogan

>>18464595
If only she really had piercing blue eyes like that

>>18464185
ugh... very, very disappointing

>>18465367
Timeless Tatsumi

>>18465367
Rika's bogged dick sucking lips

Apologize to Haipami. Now.

I'm sorry, Misao. I didn't think you'd make it worse

>>18465308
No Megane, No Life? Is the DDT GM really into glasses?

>>18465454
I assume it's some sort of temporary cosmetic

>>18465502
nope she's always wanted duck lips

>Right now, the only reason you're coming to see me is because of my face, so if you think I'm pretty, don't hesitate to come. I'm pretty in person too.
>And when you start having fun chatting with me, let's chat!
ngmi

So Uta was supposed to be Dieno the whole time?

>>18465677
She's right, though. She's just a pretty face until we learn more about her personality.

my cheki is being held hostage by usps

HOLY BASED

>>18465766
gross

I can't get over how beautiful Miyu looked.

>What you gonna do nigger when Tougamania runs wild on you?
Did the Togester go too far with that promo?

>>18465766
finna basef togester running wild

>>18465921
Why? She's literally the greatest woman ever to exist.

>>18465784
Turn your monitor on

I vote we retroactively give Toga all of Hogan's best moments

She body slammed Andre and starred on Thunder in Paradise

Misao doesnt know who Hulk Hogan is so that wasnt her idea. Someone messed with her script.

>>18466055
everyone knows who hulk hogan is

>>18464144
Everyone complains about Koda but what Misao has done... this is truly unforgivable. Why make Aino go through a humiliation ritual?

>>18466059
Yes, a dead bitch, LMAO.

up up skirt

is it friday yet?

>>18466213
>Right before the main event, Aino whispered to Misao, "Bury me softly, Pami".

>>18466365
kek

>>18465983
>wywioatm

simply breathtaking

i get that she's your oshi but breathtaking is a bit much

https://x.com/hisayaIMB/status/1952812663765090637
>I had the privilege of making a small appearance in a long-awaited work by Hyper Misao. It absolutely radiated the vibe of “a theater troupe that’s about to hit it big,” and I was deeply moved by Koda-san's actor’s spirit—saying, “I’ll pull out a front tooth for the role,” with a commitment that would put De Niro to shame. Please be sure to check it out on VOD!

where's moka?

I accidentally in the ladies seats again

CUTE

Good morning, firewood-grilled shiitake

What does Misao think of the KotH reboot?

>>18466817
Furry kaijussy

>>18466817
The big failure of the Dallas show was Shoko not putting on the cowboy hat when she hit Miu with the senton like she were Slim Pickens.

so the only reason they did a rerun is because Aino didn't want to job before her TPC match with Mizuki and Misao really wanted her way

>>18467424
Nope

>>18467517
fake

where do they find eggs that big?

>>18467528
you don't want to know

>>18467569
kek

Welp, HYPE!3 Re ruled. Whats next for Hyper Misao?

>>18467661
celebration sexo(with me)

>>18467661
gravure

>>18467661
another bath stream at 2 in the morning

>>18467661
Future GM

>>18467661
NXT

>>18467661
Aoyama cemetery rematch

>>18466025
here's one

>>18465316
[sad news] haru fell for the pimple popping meme

>>18461733
Who was the anti draw

Togan

THE BIGGEST ICON IN WRESTLING

Toulk Tougan

>>18467910
why are you critiquing a middle schooler's skin?

Next (OP) should be Chinese Pom

>>18466817
Shoko's heaving chest

Something will be done about the disgusting sexual things you guys say about our girls. Feel some shame.

>>18468107
Same reason I am. Because she's a cutie and I want her to grow up to be beautiful so I can goon to her when she's 18.

>>18467908
real

>>18465502
She overlined with lipstick and used lip gloss to accentuate them further

>>18468188
I won't apologize for demanding Pom show hip.

whens ram coming back

>>18468188
No it wont

I like Ram but I don't like Raku x Ram

I don't like Ram

>>18468188
stop being autistic and gay. pick a struggle

>>18466789
Eustace!? (Sorry couldn't help it lol)

>>18468470
No, I will continue to stand up for our girls and call out all disgusting behavior. Do better.

>>18468492
No, they post lewd content so I will lewd them

>>18468658
I just take the middle ground and admire them from afar.

>>18468658
You're disgusting. She was forced to do that.

Maki hasn't posted to OnlyFans in five days.

Tip her $200 she might post again

>>18468188
Quincey and his gooncord buddies have been dedicated to shitting up the threads in revenge for everyone laughing at him for being exposed as a weirdo who writes futa Wakana fanfiction.

>>18468909
it's just one of itohschizo's gimmicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Akfde4MYU
SHINOBROS... IT'S UP!!!

your boogeyman doesn't post here and never has. you're the only one that still posts about this random faggot

Chikashizo is always here.

>>18468992
Riveting stuff.

>>18467661
NXT

>>18469212
*NTR

Anyone else here talk walks on the park and pretend your febarits are with you?

The expensive ass chocolate bar I bought her in the lobby of the Venetian is sitting on her thigh.

>>18469271
kek I believe it except Pami isn't married

>>18469397
she did it on purpose, anon. she knew how much it cost. she knew you'd look at her sns

I heard the reason Misao isn't married is because she found out Mr Misao was one of Hikari's regular customers

>>18468843
Send her 10 $200 tips she might notice you and even thank you

lol

new thread
>>18469841

>>18468909
You'll know when Quincy is here, he will start threatening to kill people

Last for Shoko Nakajima