Meanwhile in bizarro /pw/...

>>18463441 (OP)
Watch WWE

>>18463441 (OP)
#JusticeForJanelGrant

>>18463441 (OP)
AEW is for heterosexuals.

Man, I'm gonna have a great time watching NXT on Tuesday, then Dynamite on Wednesday! Huge fan of both WWE and AEW and I never get into arguments about which company is better because as a Pro-Wrestling fan, I'm so happy I have two great companies to watch!!

>draws another milly
TKO-WWE fucking fumbled

>>18463476
raw hasn't drew a milly since 2019... it's unironically over

Izzy is fat and ugly and farts in bed and I'd never marry her

>>18463441 (OP)
Dave Meltzer, the greatest sports journalist has released another great book about the history of CMLL. It's a must read!

>>18463490
I already got about halfway through. I almost had a heart attack when he talked about 1992 man. Crazy read!

God, WWE is the best form of entertainment ever. I mean who could forget Triple H's Reign of Joy, the masterful Katie Vick angle, the huge payoff to the Ministry of Darkness? And sure some are a bit put off for Cena doing Thuganomics his whole career, but the fact his raps are creative every time is proof of his skill. Even though he's won so many titles, he's just the underdog you want to root for and all of his victories feel earned. Roman Reigns was a star from the jump with such masterful promos, a true workhorse champion. CM Punk too, who else could pin Rock in the main event of Wrestlemania and be cheered out the building? And thank god Austin recovered from his neck injury and buried the hatchet with Owen, they're best friends now and I hear Owen's the god father of Austin and Debra's kids.
And Vince, what a class act. He made himself look like such a fool and jerk for the show and is always the nicest, kindest man who stayed humble despite his terrible upbringing. There's never been a better promoter for a wrestling company. His presence only strengthens western pro wrestling, and he did it all without stepping over any lines or poaching wrestlers.
I love WWE.

Hennimore lost.

>>18463441 (OP)
I hate laughing at AEW!

>>18463441 (OP)
Kevin Nash had heterosexual consensual sex with a woman in the summer of 1992

>"You're the reason AEW RULES right now!"

>>18463441 (OP)
Tony Khan walks dogs.

>>18463513
Vince is a great guy!! Many are saying this.

>>18463441 (OP)
I watch joshi wrestling and I'm NOT a pedo

>"Thanks to all my fans. Main eventing at SummerSlam '25 was a dream come true. I'm loving life rn!"

>>18463546
Where is based Osprary right now?!

We have so many great threads on bizzaro /pw/. What a smart and entertaining board it is

I just list my virginity bros!! I was nervous when I knocked on her door, but I calmed down. She opened the door and I got down on one knee, checked my invisible watch, and shouted “It’s clobberin’ time!!” I gave her two pumps then a little bit of cum leaked out my dick. I went again and when I came, I shouted “best in the world!!”

>>18463611
Grindin' and unwindin' with his black step kid.

Where's the guy who posts Cagematch review screenshots? I demand signs of life. I don't know how I can go on without knowing how cagematch users rated last nights show. It's been 15 minutes and no new screenshots.

>>18463624
Damn dude. That's an uncooked bagel. Keep working on it. This time go into detail. Reverse cowboy piledriver?

Meltzer doesn't have an ownership stake in AEW

>>18463441 (OP)
Just had sex again guys

>>18463668
Your monitor is on!

Tony hates drugs and makes sure everyone is tested for narcotics before every show. He also paid for two rehabs for Ambrose. What a saint. Meanwhile Kylie Rae is passed out and getting raped by Chris.

>>18463513
I personally prefer WCW brother, but you WWE bros definitely have it good too. Ric Flair's son and daughter carry us to heights we've never seen and honor their father's legacy so well. Thank god for Bischoff being such a smart and selfless booker, and Hogan being the teacher for all the young blood to reach new heights.

>>18463467
Go back to Parler you oldfag

>>18463441 (OP)
Pigwalker is the best and this board should always talk about him and every thread should be hijacked and made better by talking about him and the mods are doing a great job and earning their pay.

>>18463441 (OP)
We don't use the word here, brother

If even ten guys in the roster in WWE could drop as good and professional promo as Tony Khan they wouldn't be on the verge of losing Smackdown. It's embarrasing that their supposed spokes person and GM squeeks like a fucking mouse and their champ can't do one promo without stomping his feet and making retarded faces like a child. Why are they listening to every smark on X and keep putting them on the shows?