Thread 18469736

Why are the japs wrestling in high school gyms and bingo halls in front of like 50 people? I thought Dave and all the smarks said japanese wrestling is superior since they do more flips per flip?

EVIL deserves better. Trannyhashi is gonna be the death of NJPW

>>18469736 (OP)
Because japanese wrestling fucking sucks I'm afraid

>>18469736 (OP)
Yeah

>>18469736 (OP)
njpw got outdrawn by tjpw and all japoo

>>18469736 (OP)
Is that the guy who eats Iyos ass

Korakuen hall isn’t very large it was smaller than my middle school gymnasium

>>18469766
All wrestling fucking sucks.
The difference is that Jap companies don't have a cadre of lifelong fans who have built their personalities around it, so they dropped it once it started sucking.

>>18469798
All Japan is a shadow of what it once was and not necessarily worth tuning into unless puroresu is your thing but it's more entertaining than New Japan right now.
Same goes for TJPW.
Neither is great wrestling, mind you. But only nerds watch for workrate.

>>18469798
>literally wrestling in a gym
top kek
>>18469801
GMS!!!!

>LE HECKIN' FLIPS
>post guy who literally just does constant run-ins and Memphis heel shtick
edrones really are retarded

>>18469887
I always find the flippy-shit complaint hilarious.
You don't see that much outside the juniors. Even Ospreay was made to tone it down once he became a heavyweight.

Kek he seethed.

>>18469750
At least he still gets to cum inside IYO.
>>18469801
Yes

>>18469910
It's particularly funny with EVIL because in the last G1 he was bragging about having the "worst matches".

>>18469947
>samefag simping for a man
many such cases
>>18469910
assplay still does the same gay penta and ricochet shit

>>18469967
EVIL is fucking based and I judge any puroresu fan by what they say about him.
The people who hate him are workrate retards who need to go watch AEW instead. People who get him get *it*.
I felt the same way about Yano. This shit isn't supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining.

>>18469983
He does, but New Japan made him knock it off while he was there after he became a heavyweight.
Sadly, shitters gonna be shitters so he went back to his old ways once he was in AEW.
Dude always sucked.

>>18469983
Keep crying cuck.

>>18469967
Him winning 5 straight in the G1 last year then losing the next 4 was so good. This year he's had a fairly normal run but the matches themselves are overall better.

>>18470027
you need to turn your monitor on, you are getting worked by your own reflection

>>18469736 (OP)
IYO's husband killed the territory. Afraid so.

Wrestling in Japan has been dying a slow death since the mid 00s and it's never coming back

>>18469736 (OP)
>50 yrs old and still crying about smarks
you threw away the only life you are ever going to get fatty, time to fellate the shotgun?

>>18469810
All-timer levels of cope
>All wrestling sucks
>the wrestling YOU like is only successful because you made it your entire life
Or, stick with me now, maybe Japanese wrestling sucks fat fucking cock regardless of how little or how much time I spend watching US wrestling

>>18470463
Talk about knee-jerk reacting missing the fucking point retard.
Must have hit close to home for you to have missed it that hard.

Gee I wonder what kind of people from what kind of discord of what kind of general thread could possibly have a vested interest in seetheposting about EVIL

OH NO NO

EVERYTHING IS EVILLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>18469736 (OP)
>>18470497
>>18470506
We DO love EVIL here

>>18470445
what schizo shit are you talking about, retard?

>>18470497
>trip fag
>weird cuckold simping
weird yuro post. also GMS!

>>18470472
>claims person missed the point
>refuses to explain how they missed the point
>just rages and insults instead
Fucking retard

>>18470506
>>18470497
it's not a coincidence that evil watched wrestlemania for 2 years now

cause NJPW is bad and gay

>>18469736 (OP)
>I thought Dave and all the smarks said japanese wrestling is superior since they do more flips per flip?
I fucking hate this goddamn board

It's not fair. This is where WWE should be. If there is any justice that's what will happen by the end of the decade. NJPW and AEW on top and WWE either gone or running small shitty indie shows with Joey Janela.

>>18469736 (OP)
NJPW is AEW's Japanese developmental raped bitch promotion now. If they are even managing to get 500 fans in attendance then that is good enough for the likes of them.
>>18471896
Oi, little bitch. Don't lump AEW together with NJPW like they are on the same level. AEW has billions of dollars. NJPW don't even have 1% of that kind of money. Yes it is true that WWE is fucking dying. AEW (and AEW alone) will be at the top of the food chain when it's all said and done. You NJPW fags need to know your place and bow down to Tony-sama. Big Tone can sign whoever the fuck he wants from your Nujapoo whenever the fuck he wants. Yota Tsuji? Pfff. Don't get cocky. He is cheap as fuck compared to Okada and Ospreay. Your company is our company. Your wrestlers are our wrestlers. NJPW is a submissive subsidiary raped bitch company controlled by AEW. Never ever forget that.

>>18469736 (OP)
>>18469766
You dumb af e-drones still watch WWE no matter how garbage it is trying to dunk on promotions that are clearly better

>>18469798
The prestigious G1 running in school gyms in front of 1k people? Yikes. Thank God Inoki isn't around to see this trash.

>>18469736 (OP)
>AEW completely rapes your main event scene
>Young guys aren't ready (because you wasted time) so you need to elevate some guys for them to beat
>SANADA's title run is just about Naito (plus he gets injured)
>ZSJ doesn't get over as world champ
>Go all in on Shota Umino. But the crowds turn on him for being meh and an obvious nepobaby (him and ZSJ have a snoozefest of a WK main event)
>Naito is washed so you don't give him a pay rise. So it leaves
>Goto gets over as champ (attendance is up) and is a respectable guy for the younger generation to beat. But gets injured and/or wants to be in the Street Fighter film
>Belt back on ZSJ who didn't draw shit last time
>Tanahashi is retiring (which should draw) but works nearly every show, making his appearances less special
>Gabe Kidd gets over as a pro-NJPW/anti-AEW guy, but completely loses all crowd interest after appearing on Collision
>This G1 should be about the younger generation of guys getting over, but it's almost definitely gonna be won by Takeshita, who is an AEW contracted wrestler
>Olympic star, Aaron Wolf is your new big signing. But its probably a few years too late and he's fat as shit at the moment
Safe it say, it's looking a little grim in NJPW at the moment

>>18472512
>>Olympic star, Aaron Wolf is your new big signing. But its probably a few years too late and he's fat as shit at the moment
Why even care? He's just going to end up going to AEW eventually. New Japan is a raped bitch.

>>18472512
Stop crying. You're literally crying. Just leave everything to Takeshita. Leave everything to Big Tone and AEW. As long as NJPW has the AEW partnership, NJPW will stay afloat. AEW is protecting your precious little NJPW from the evil fucking Fed. They just purchased AAA and raped them. What makes you think your silly little Japanese bingo hall promotion is a special snowflake, huh? You NJPW fags should be on your hands and knees thanking Tony Khan. You ungrateful fucks.

Of course Takeshita should win your G1 Climax tournament. Takeshita is the most popular wrestler in NJPW right now. If he doesn't win then don't come crying to me when Tokyo Dome Wrestle doesn't even get twenty thousy this time. Who else would win, huh? Yota Chubby? Shooter Unno? Ren Nobita? Don't make me laugh. Maybe Hirooki Goto could have done it. But your pathetic NJPW doesn't have the money to pay him. He decided to leave and become an actor instead. Maybe your little NJPW should try to get some money first instead of crying about wrestlers leaving all the time. Tell Kidani to stop spending less money on soaplands. He goes for the high end service rooms everytime. Wrestlers are not gonna work for you for free or for your little peanut NJPW salary. Simple as.

>>18472573
>So gotten to that's he's typing these paragraphs

>>18472573
not reading your faggy meltdown bitch

>>18472607
You wrote thousands of words too and posted a crying picture of Trannyhashi. Stop acting like you are any better.
>>18472611
Oh yeah? I didn't expect lil bitches like you to read anything anyways. I will fuck you up ya silly lil Nujamal.

It's kinda crazy that WWE has treated TNA better than Tony did with NJPW

>>18472626
WWE took both men's and women's top titles from TNA and put them on NXT shitters. Nujamals threw a complete melty when AEW did that with Mox. Fuck you motherfucker, you Nujamals deserve to get raped by WWE. If AEW didn't exist then Tricky Willy would be IWGP World Champion by now.

>>18472638
You seem upset

>>18472625
you take this board too seriously

>>18472643
I SEEM UPSET YOU SAY???
YES IM UPSET
IM UPSET BECAUSE NJPW IS FUCCKIN DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
AEW!!! ITS ALL AEW FAULT
THEY RAPED US
AEW RAPED NEW JAPAAAAN
GIVE OKADA BACK
GIVE KENNY BACK
FUCK I HATE AEW SOOOO MUCH I CANT EVEN TEHIDNEIQONWOWOAKANKOEOXENO

>>18472647
This is a serious board for serious discussion on all things related to pro wrestling.

>>18470908
>needs basic things explained to them
>thinks the people with better things to do than explain simple concepts are the retarded ones
grim

GO GO TAKESHITA

bump

Why didn't ESPN and Disney sign a deal with New japan?

>>18472626
False narrative, TNA has always been treated as a joke (except that weird time when WWE.com posted other promotions results)
Now they basically own them

>>18473880
>except that weird time when WWE.com posted other promotions results
Shane idea. He wanted to turn WWEdotcom into a wrestling news aggregator.

>>18469736 (OP)
Because wrestling is dying, OP. These next couple of decades is just going to be people harvesting its organs for a few bucks.

>>18473927
like what TKO is doing atm

>>18474002
Exactly. It's a money extraction exercise now.

>>18470910
GMS!!! and shalom

>this 1 retard who shits his pants and cries when you point out Iyo and EVIL are married
lmfao
beta faggot behaviour

>>18474664
very weird cuck fanfict you got there bro. weird how you simp for a gay man who can't draw to save his life

why EVIL jokes and never Nosawa jokes

>>18474724
EVIL is obscure enough, most people here don't know who he is or Iyo's little drug smuggling adventure with him

>>18474765
IYO was cleared of all charges. nosawa was the only one having gay sex with mexicans in exchange for smuggling drugs up his anus
>>18474724
cause most of the homos on here simp evil for some reason even though he's an anti draw

>>18474724
Because EVIL is IYO's husband and it works this guy >>18474855
into a raging seethe.

>>18474888
lol you are one gay simp with a weird fanfict. are you one of the 40 guys in the elementary school gym watching njpw?

>>18474917
Iyo & EVIL are married
And it makes you seethe :)
lmfao

what the fuck is wrong with you retards? why can't you just discuss wrestling?

>>18474921
they aren't and you jerk off to a weird fanfict because you simp a gay man who can't draw to save his life :)

>>18474965
>>18474979
Can you two just get a room or something

>>18469798
>outdrawn by Maricold
wew lad

>>18474917
Why are you insulting iyos husband?

>>18474987
Marigold is far from great but it's shoot more entertaining than New Japan.
I honestly had to quit watching the G1 a few shows in because I realized I don't give a fuck about any of those guys and am not wasting 60 hours or so over a couple of months to find out what happens to them

>>18474987
you finna know it
>>18474979
>>18474999
lol you are one angry simp

>>18474986
nah that's what Iyo and EVIL do

>>18475017
Try again schizo

>>18475017
Why are you insulting the man who iyo loves?

>>18475029
Because he's a beta incel, mental midget.
The thought of his previous waifu being satisifed by any man who isn't him makes him seethe with rage and shit his pants uncontrollably. And lash out at people online who bring nasty stinky reality into his nice little delusional safe space bubble where maybe he can get with her if she's not been married to some guy for several years now.
Total mindfucked incel shit

>>18475020
>>18475029
nope, evil has gay sex with men, for money, where evil is the woman
>>18475045
lol you are one angry yuro troon, on account of evil has gay sex with men and you simp for him and he can't even draw 50 paying people cause he sucks

>>18475028
very easy to fake, tranni boi.

>>18475063
>writing gay fan fiction about the man your waifu loves

>>18475063
>>18475074
Look at you. All because Iyo is taken.

Bitchtits thread

In e-drones minds when a NJPW match stands and the bell rings the two wrestlers just start backflipping on the spot one after the other while Dave Meltzer watches on like a restaurant critic making a chef's kiss gesture

>>18475313
>In e-drones minds when a NJPW match stands and the bell rings the two wrestlers just start backflipping on the spot one after the other while Dave Meltzer watches on like a restaurant critic making a chef's kiss gesture
If one of them was a tranny, and they also botched half of the attempted backflips, this would perfectly define AEW

NJPW is having a rough patch but I don't think it's doomed or anything. Some of the young guys are starting to show a little potential. Plus honestly I think if NJPW was that desperate they'd either be trying to poach guys off NOAH and AJPW or at least throw offers at Ibushi to come back.

>>18470506
He could've dressed a little nicer.

>>18475420
It seems like the AEW that exists and the one in your head are completely different things

>>18475088
yes, you write weird fan fiction about your waifu, evil. pretty weird you simp for a man
>>18475115
more like evil is taken by dozens of chinaman cocks each week because he can't draw

>>18475313
that's literally what happens in njpw and aew

>>18475821
Is it?

>>18475821
Yeah, you've never watched a wrestling match outside WWE apart from selected clips presented on here and the jerk, have you anon.

>>18475828
it is
>>18475843
I watched 5 mins of assplay v daniel bryan before turning it off because boring

>>18475807
>more gay fiction
Sus behavior

>>18475945
You don't like wrestling

>>18475972
I don't like watching gay retards do obviously cooperative gymnastics
>>18475962
why are you so upset that the guy you simp for is gay?

>>18476042
You write like someone who's had a traumatic brain injury they never recovered from.
Iyo and Evil are married IRL
cry harder about it ya spaz

>>18476078
cool, if that's true post a link or the slightest bit of evidence. you can't because you are a yuro and you are writing a fanfic about the gay anti dimes not a draw fat faggot you love so much and simp for

>>18476042
>I don't like watching gay retards do obviously cooperative gymnastics
You like to imagine that it's happening even where it's not though

>>18475945
>before turning it off because boring
What het fuck kinda retard speak is this ??

>>18476089
see pic related.
Where EVIL is backstage at this year's WrestleMania with Iyo's family/friend group after the match
Because they are married IRL.
You demented schizo retard.

>>18476092
that's literally what's happening in gayEW and nujapan
>>18476130
>What het fuck kinda
wait, you are upset other people are hetero now? pretty gay of you
> backstage at this year's WrestleMania with Iyo's family/friend group after the match
so she's also married to shinskue and her photographer and stone cold? you are literally a scizo in love with a man who draws no dimes, simp

>>18476189
>this cope
You say this every time.
You are like a child refusing to acknowledge reality.
You are truly pethetic. Austin is there because he works for WWE. As does Shinsuke. Iyo's photographer is there because she hired him to be there. Kodi Kuma is there as a friend of Iyo's.
Now, why is EVIL present there in that image?
Tell me why you think he is there. What possible reason could he have to be there at that moment ? If he is in fact not married to Iyo.
Go ahead.

>>18476206
Deathly silence in response to this lol.

>>18476245
>no someone didn't reply within literally 4 mins
top kek, what a gay samefag you are
>>18476206
he was there because matt riddle, who was also there, will be fucking him in the ass after the show, retard. that's literally not evidence they are married. you are literally a schizo

>>18476282
Hahahahahah what a fucking cope. EVIL dick is in Iyo's mid ass. Get over it

>>18476282
You sound gay.

>more screeching and crying gay sex fanfiction to cope about his waifu being married to another wrestler IRL
You are "literally" seething

>>18476189
>>18476089
>>18475807
>>18476042
>>18476282
>>18475063
This spastic's meltdown is very funny to watch.
Keep him goin fellas.

very grim indeed

>>18476291
>>18476299
>>18476349
damn, you are melting down hard on account of your waifu, evil, can't draw more than 40 fans and now has to sell his anus to chinese businessmen

>>18476318
nope, that would be you. you are literally having a meltdown because evil can't draw and because he is a homosexual prostitute since he can't draw. a real ring rat

>the angrier he gets, the more graphic and detailed the gay sex descriptions become
this dude is so deep inside teh closet and projecting massively
lmao

>>18476449
>because he is a homosexual prostitute since he can't draw. a real ring rat
What do you think Iyo would say if she heard you say that about her husband in real life ?
Do you think she would like it ?
Give me your honest opinion on what you believe would happen there.

>>18476457
>38 second reply
you are clearly having a melty over the fact evil can't sell out a bingo hall and also that he's a homosexual
>>18476476
they aren't married. you have literally no evidence they are married. it's just your cuck fanfic on account of you are a GMS and you simp for evil

>>18476485
>on account of you are a GMS
the irony here

>>18476517
you literally aren't even American and you are an ESL.
>on account of
is a normal phrase used in the US and it appears in a ton of classic American literature like mark twain

>>18476544
It's the
>of you are
You ESL retard.

>>18476544
Your overuse (and often incorrect use) of the word 'literally' tells me you are boiling and about to explode completely.

>>18476562
GMS is being used like a noun there, you ESL yuro
>>18476567
nope, that's you, evil simp. imagine being in the slow classes and never reading Huckleberry Finn because you are in the short bus classes

>>18476620
>GMS is being used like a noun there
Therein lies the problem.

>>18476620
Everyone is shit talking you in /Iyo/ right now btw
Calling you a schizo and an parasocial incel for acting this way about Iyo's private life.
Not a single person backing you up.
Common occurrence around these parts.

>>18476645
yeah, you must be ESL if that's weird to you. it's pretty common to do that in english
look up what a fucking gerund is
>>18476712
that's literally just you samefagging, lol

>>18476721
Shut the fuck up, Raj. Isn't there a street that needs shitting?

Lot of mentally ill people in this thread damn

>>18476733
you need to turn your monitor on, you are getting worked by your own reflection
>>18476768
it's really just the evilsimp. he jerks off to evil for some reason and he's one of only 30 NJPW fans world wide

>>18476768
It's just the 1 guy.
He stands out quite readily.

>>18476189
>so she's also married to shinskue and her photographer and stone cold?
kek it's almost like Stone Cold is a WWE legend, Shinsuke is a current WWE main roster talent and EVIL is... not affiliated in any way with WWE, and is just there because he's fucking your waifu

KEK

>>18476984
Riddle was there and evil was there to spread his cheeks for Riddle

>>18477094
Weird

Are there rumors about EVIL and Riddle the way there are rumors about EVIL and Iyo?
Are they constantly together despite one of them having no credible/professional reason for attending?
Were they also linked in a past relationship?
Very interesting indeed if true.

I myself do not deny reality like some joshi bugposters, so if that's the case, I will embrace the evidence.

>>18477128
Riddle wasn't at Wrestlemania, he's pretty much blacklisted from anything owned by TKO.

>>18477149
>>18477128
riddle was backstage at mania, there are pics of him
sounds like your waifu is taking the riddle dick.
IYO, Kairi, Giulia and Shayna all go to riddle's gym too

>>18477274
I can't find a single source that says he was there.

>>18477413
he's in a few of the vids. and evil is a know homosexual bottom

EVIL is married to a chinese man and he has a borken dick btw

>>18477497
true

>he's samefagging his gay fan fiction now
kek

>>18477539
He's activated the BUG DEFENSE FORCE discord I'm 'fraid

>evil is a know homosexual bottom
>he has a borken dick btw
Why can't dis nigga type a single coherent sentence ?

>>18477497
>borken
We got him boiling boys. All because of iyo and her husband.

>>18477539
>>18477548
>62 seconds between posts
not weird at all
>>18477559
>>18477561
>post almost the same time
totally not a phone and pc post at the same time or anything

>>18477566
Swing and miss, schizo! Nice reddit detective skills btw

>>18477497
Yes, Iyo Sky is infact a Chinese man.

bump

>>18477575
very easy to fake, homo

>that iyotranny meltdown
Top kek, every day he furthers his schizophrenia

>>18480799
isn't it like 5 am in yuroland? are you still having a melty over NJPW not being able to fill bingohalls?

All this because iyo is in a relationship. Very sad.

>>18480837
This is what happens when your brain is on having a waifu and spending your whole life on /pw/

>>18480837
I really want to see what this guy looks like

He's been trolling /njpw/ non stop for over a year now all just seething about his waifu getting fucked and Bushiroad being evil

>>18480837
>65 seconds until seethe
damn, you are mad that evil is a confirmed homosexual who is in a gay marriage who can't draw
>>18480842
nice samefagging

>>18480974
>he really thinks EVIL is anyone's favorite wrestler
literally so dumb and autistic that you got worked by shitposting

ZANNEN DAAAAA

>>18480968
I haven't been, you gay simp retard. weird that you simp for men. I only even remembered NJPW was a thing because they had a hogan memorial and they were in a 75% empty gym, faggot

>>18480978
>52 seconds to seethe
yeah, evil is your waifu

bump

>>18469736 (OP)
Jew Japan Pro Wrestling. Jeez I wonder why it's so shit?

>>18481504
That's WWE you fucking chomo homosexual

>>18481524
Cry more faggerino. Anything remotely connected to the west aka America is pozzed including WWE, AEW, JJPW, NOAH. That's why I only watch Russian wrestling. Ivan Markov > your faggot faggerino

lol your bait is so lame what a boring chomo fag

>>18469736 (OP)
all the male japanes wrestlers are no dimes losers

damn, njpw cucks have it that bad?

>>18477497
>EVIL is married to a chinese man
Why would you insult Iyo Sky like that and call her a Chinese man