Thread 18470196

Bam Margera posts a photo outside of Hulk Hogan's funeral of a cloud that resembles Hogan's iconic pose.

>The cloud outside of Hulk Hogan‘s funeral at Indian Rocks, Fl. Wow! You see what I see?? If this isn’t a sign then I don’t know what is …

https://www.instagram.com/p/DM_dhwDMCru/

>>18470196 (OP)
God is a Hulkamaniac.

>>18470196 (OP)
Cornball ass ahit

I thought Bam died??

>>18470196 (OP)
If there ever were a wrasslin' fan, it's God.

>>18470196 (OP)
God/Mother Nature/Basedience working the trannies, based!

>>18470196 (OP)
Based God

>>18470232
If they didn't hate God and God's creation, they wouldn't be trannies.

BROTHER HULKSTER IS IN HEAVEN THATS A SHOOT

Hulkster working the marks one last time. What a legend.

>>18470196 (OP)
I know I'm retarded for trusting Bam but is this a shoot?

>>18470196 (OP)
The Hulkster will watch the sky, brother. It's up to us Hulkamaniacs to watch the ground and deport every last illegal alien.

>>18470224
True. He even made his in-ring debut against Vince and Shane and tagging with Michaels.

>>18470259
Based

>>18470256
Bam is off the juice now (maybe)

>>18470196 (OP)
I would call this AI but Bam is probably too retarded to write the prompt for it so it's probably real.

BASED GOD

>>18470240
THERE'S LOTS OF HULKAMANIACS HERE

>>18470196 (OP)
Message from hell

>>18470196 (OP)
I think the bigger sign is the giant Hulkster ghost right below the cloud. How did Bam not notice that?

>>18470220
bam died while on fishtank

>>18470196 (OP)
The Hulkster finally achieved his godhood.

>>18470196 (OP)
The devil works in mysteries ways.

>>18470372
Kwab I posted the wrong picture

>>18470337
>>18470379
>Hogan
>IN Hell
You fags don't even believe in God at all and claims that he is in hell, fuck back to /r/squaredcircle and shove those fedoras up your axe wounds where your cocks used to be.

HUUULKSTER IN HEEEEAVEN

>>18470211
If God was real then my dick wouldn't be small. Fuck all of you for believing in some faggot that would do this to me.

>>18470196 (OP)
I AM A REAL AMERICAN

>>18470344
He's color blind.

>>18470196 (OP)
I'm welling up, brother

The day after my grandpa died a gigantic heart formed in the clouds over our house. Stuff like that spooks me out.

>>18470456
Nobody cares Phillip

>>18470196 (OP)
Why cloud hulk got tiddies?

>>18470320
Bam has extreme autism. He invented his own language when he was in rehab.

>>18470196 (OP)
HH brother

>>18470196 (OP)
Then
Now
Forever brother

>>18470636
That is based honestly

God's strongest soldier, the CLOUDSTER

>>18470196 (OP)
Based almighty putting the immortal over even in the afterlife. Praise jesus brothers, hulkamania lives forever.

>>18470196 (OP)
This is AI

>>18470196 (OP)
I can sleep well tonight knowing some leftist is seething at a cloud

>>18470218
GMS
>>18470443
Promos good brother

I want to re-watch Viva la bam, I suggest you do the same.

>>18470196 (OP)
You don't seem to understand, brother
Hogan.
Must.
Pose.

>>18471694
I recently did because a lot of episodes are on YouTube and the DVDs are retardedly expensive. It’s still kino

>>18470196 (OP)
>Hulkster working the mentally ill leftist marks from beyond the grave

Absolutely based

>>18471980
Just pirate them dude. I doubt Bam would care and MTV deserves to lose money.

>>18470196 (OP)
AAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEERRRRIIIICAAAN MAAAAAAADE

the redditroons really thought the hulkster of all people was going to job to satanetty LMAO

>>18472011
>been waiting to personally collect your soul, Hulk
>collect these pythons, bitch

>>18470196 (OP)
Hulkster in Heaven

Why did god give him titties?

>>18472023
>Satan and his demons begin to team up on Hogan
>this looks like the end
>HE IS RISEN plays from the air itself
>Jesus Christ appears and btfos every demon within reach
>Hogan still looks woozy
>Satan starts raining down blows
>Hulking up
>YOU
>3 punches
>Irish whip
>Big Boot
>Atomic Leg Drop
>Hogan pins the Prince of Lies clean in the lowest circle of Hell, 1 2 3
>Jesus enters the ring again
>poses with Hogan
>they both ascend into heaven on the wings of angels

>>18472043
Unironically got a pop out of me. Leg dropping Satan is kino af.

>>18472043
>Hogan pins the Prince of Lies clean in the lowest circle of Hell, 1 2 3

CELESTIAL DIMES

>>18472043
>HE IS RISEN plays from the air itself
Kino

>>18470196 (OP)
The spirit of Hulkamania will run free forever

>>18472043
based Hulkster and JC cleaning house

>>18470260
The promos around that shit were hilarious. The scene when he's in the church just blaspheming left and right, then dares God to strike him down. The way Shane scooches away from him when he says that gets me every time.

>>18470220
Bam was brought back because the Hulkster missed him brother.

>>18470196 (OP)
Godly based

>>18472042
The Hulkster was going to come out as trans, so MAGAlluminati killed him brother, and that's a shoot.

>>18472043
good to know kino can still be produced by this board

>>18472043
imagine this with prime JR on commentary. dimes...

>>18470387
Before Twitter went to complete shit Hulk was one of the most iconic posters.

>>18470196 (OP)
Trannies shrieking

>>18472312
Poop in my gym brother - HH

>>18472043
Can someone please make ai slop of this?

>>18470196 (OP)
@Grok is this real?

>>18470196 (OP)
If this is real, and it really happened near where his funeral service is, then that's all the proof I need that Hogan made it to heaven

>>18472511
For all his other faults, Bam was never a liar

>>18470196 (OP)
"Hogan's burning in hell"-fags absolutely and unequivocally BTFO

>>18472526
Kwab as if cutting off your cock or getting ass fucked isn’t hell.

>>18470196 (OP)
Hulk Hogan went to Heaven confirmed by God himself!!! Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4dAozXWd78

>>18470443
Is this true?

>>18472043
Faith in this board has been restored.

>>18470456
Meanwhile somewhere there's some dude stuck living in a shithole country in Africa with a 10-incher who's lucky to find 2 decent meals a days with drinking water that doesn't have mud and AIDS in it
Count your blessings anon, the good Lord gave everyone blessings and struggles, even if you can't see it yourself in every case

>>18470196 (OP)
What's actually going here;
>Pareidolia is a psychological phenomenon where the mind responds to a stimulus, usually an image or sound, by perceiving a familiar pattern where none actually exists. Common examples include seeing faces in clouds, animals in rock formations, or hearing hidden messages in music. It is thought to be rooted in the human brain's ability to recognize faces and patterns quickly for survival reasons.
Don't be a mark

>>18472043
pure cringe
all those samefagged replies putting your own post over
sad.

>>18472943
There's always that one "ackshyually" ass nigga that's gotta ruin the fun of the thread
Us Hogans stans have been getting ethered daily with 'Chudster's in hell' threads for 2 weeks now, just let us have this one for fuck's sake

>>18472943
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!!

>>18472943
old man yells at cloud

>>18470196 (OP)
What's actually going on here;
>Christ is King
HH brothers

>>18470232
Nope, just God brother.

>>18472943
based Anon got em BOILIN with this one

>>18472943
>Uh actually science heckin' says
It's god, brother.

>>18470196 (OP)
Based

>>18472043
BASED!

>>18470196 (OP)
He made it to heaven, hulksters.

>>18473864
that finish works for me brother

>>18470196 (OP)
That's fuckin badass

>>18470260
That shit is batshit meth fueled insanity.
I wonder if dave called for boycotts on this angle.

>>18470196 (OP)
>edrones get worked by AI
>think it's an act of God
No shit

Isn’t Hoganetty, the dead bitch, an adulterer? That’s against one of the 10 commandments right? Are they important?

>>18470196 (OP)
RIP HULKSTER

>>18472043
That "YOU" got a huge pop outta me.

>>18472943
this post has generated an impressive amount of genuine seethe
proper old school trolling

>>18473997
Hogan violated every last one of the Ten Commandments. Run through them all, you'll see.

>>18474045
>he sinned therefore he can never get into heaven

>>18474215
Breaking any of the Commandments is a mortal sin. Unless he was absolved by the Pope himself, Hogan is burning in hell rn. Cope

>>18472943
based facts and logicposter

>>18474227
That's not true at all lol

>>18472965
>samefagging
Projection. Just cause you do that doesn't mean everyone else does fag

>>18474227
>leftard atheist doesnt know how it works
many such cases coming from AEW bots

>you can literally do any bad shit you want as long as you accept Jesus on your deathbed
kek what a great religion

>>18473997
>>18474045
>>18474227
>>18474340
Denounce the Talmud.

>>18474361
OK, fuck that nigga.
Whoever he is

>>18474340
As long as you mean it in your heart and soul when accepting Christ and renounce sin, why not?
You think God can't tell who the fake-ass niggas are who are just saying it last-minute for a heaven pass?

>>18472993
>>18472997
>>18473007
>>18473010
>>18473216
Apophenia is the human tendency to perceive meaningful connections and patterns between unrelated things or random data. It's a cognitive bias where the brain, driven by a desire for order and meaning, finds significance where none exists. This can manifest as seeing shapes in clouds, finding patterns in random numbers, or even developing conspiracy theories.

>>18474540
Shalom

>>18470196 (OP)
>You rock the Earth I'll rock the Sky, brother
i cri every tim

>>18470196 (OP)
even in heaven he doing the salute

>>18474554
Pareidolia is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous stimulus, usually visual, so that one detects an object, pattern, or meaning where there is none. Pareidolia is a specific but common type of apophenia.
Sorry you are too low IQ to understand how your own brain works.

>>18472043
This is stupid but I popped

>>18473997
Yes, yes, and yes. But you see, there's this guy, named Jesus Christ. You go to him with humility and honesty in your heart, you ask him for forgiveness, and get this, it's the best part, okay, you ready? He'll forgive you for your sins. Jesus Christ is basically the coolest guy to have ever lived and as long as you keep it honest with him, he'll have your back and help you stay on the straight and narrow.

>>18474529
>You think God can't tell who the fake-ass niggas are who are just saying it last-minute for a heaven pass?
They're chumps that think they can actually get one over on God. Fools. They've been warned.

>>18474631
Based and Christpilled

>>18474529
Hogan was very religious and evangelical for the last few years. You don't get to judge whether or not his repentance was true. Only God has that right.

>>18472301
Many people are saying this

>>18474573
Autism, also known as autism spectrum disorder, is a neurodevelopmental condition characterized by differences or difficulties in social communication and interaction, a preference for predictability and routine, sensory processing differences, focused interests, and repetitive behaviors.

>>18474529
They really think it works like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43ObVH7bfK4

>>18474025
kek, based

>>18472043
Saved for posterity

Jimmy Hart's tribute to his perfect friend
https://files.catbox.moe/yc40ri.mp3

>>18474826
>I made a screengrab of my EPIC TOAST guise see ??
You are cringe incarnate

>>18474830
I was the guy up top, retard, not the based anon with the greentext

>>18474826
Based as fuck brother
>>18474830
Your schizo anger is what's cringe here, but it's also really funny so keep going.

>>18474830
>mentally ill leftie malding

KEEP SEETHING, HH

>>18470220
Resurrected for hulkster's funeral

the (You) farming is bountiful today

>>18472043
>Hogan pins the Prince of Lies clean in the lowest circle of Hell, 1 2 3

that's top quality writing, unironically

>>18474873
At least you're happy in your role of being a jobber to the stars

>>18470196 (OP)
God put the Hulkster over again and destroyed the Fattie Smarks yet again, BROTHER! Love to see it.

>>18472043
>JR giving the WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS line, quite literally

>>18474889
jobbers give out (You)s
Stars like me collect them
keep selling for me :)

>>18474909
You're giving me (You)s now.

>>18470196 (OP)
Based Bam, based Hulkster, based God.

>>18470196 (OP)
This kills the reddit

There's a lot of entities who watched him wrestle even if we couldn't see those entities.
Millions upon millions of beings, all Hulkamaniacs brother...
Watching him get buried...
Paying tribute...
Damn...
They're so nice.

>>18475254
The good guys always win

Reddit desperately trying to slide kek

>>18473405
Someone please make a wallpaper out of this its so fucking moving.

>>18472943
BASED Heat getter Anon

>>18474826
now this is epic

>>18470196 (OP)
Damn Cloud Hulk's got some big milkers

>>18472043
kek good shit pal

>>18470196 (OP)
>>18473405
Unc turned into a pokemon

>>18476452
Does that make picrel his Therian Form?

>>18470196 (OP)
Gotta love the Hulkster

>>18470224
God invented pro wrestling (Genesis 32
)

I’ve gotten probably 400+ (you)s in the last four days. If anyone wants to touch me don’t worry, I’ll allow it.

>>18477203
Kek same

>>18477203
>>18477219
Touch grass.

>>18472043
Good shit, man.

>>18472043
DIMESOLA

>>18470196 (OP)
the chudster is in hell

>>18479228
Nah you are

>>18472043
based kek

What is Brooke's fucking problem?

>>18472052
if one man can do it, it's The Hulkster

>>18477203
>If anyone wants to touch me don’t worry, I’ll allow it.
gladly, thanks for letting me do this

Based Hulk

>>18472301
I heard this too

>>18479875
>he heard the bullshit anon made up of the top of his head
Awwww that's cute. Are you two faggots roommates?

>>18470196 (OP)
you don’t have to be a musician to be an earth rocker. HULKSTER WAS AN EARTH ROCKER

Don't venerate retards.
Whatever is good on Earth is that way because of mankind's efforts.
The only one who can save you, is you.
Rest in peace, Hulkster.

>>18480049
Damn right brother

>>18480110
Amen

>>18470196 (OP)
Fuck you and the Chudster

>>18480551
YA FINNA SEETHE BITCH?

>>18480810
Nah you are.

>>18470196 (OP)
Is that Bam-Fishtank?

>>18480876
What the fuck am I looking at?

The Hulkster exposes gay hollywood jews

Go to 9:00 and take a look at this deal brother

https://youtu.be/P2LknzEFcfM?si=wQuQLT_FvnlQy3n3

>>18481075
This is why they went so hard assassinating his character.

>>18481125
True

Vaxx status?

>>18470196 (OP)
Based godster

>>18472043
I would pay to watch this PPV instead of watching it on some crappy illegal stream.

>>18470336
IT'S ALL HULKAMANIACS HERE!

>>18480110
Where did your soul come from? Where did Christ come from?

HINT: It wasn't from the Demiurge.

>>18472043
If Heaven is real I'm asking if Hulkster and Jesus can book this match. I'm gonna straighten my life out so I can witness kino of the highest caliber.

>>18481531
I’ve been in Heaven since I heard the HULKSTER suffered two weeks of misery and then died and shat himself so it’s definitely real.

>the larper is back
LMAO

>>18470196 (OP)
Mind numbing, earth shatteringly based. God's a real American and Hulkster is in Heaven. Proved, approved and simple as.

>>18470456
There's a lesson in there somewhere. Learn it and FUCK OFF

>>18472408
Poop brother

>>18472943
Oh they gave it a name, so it's not real wee wee ree

>>18472043
Supremely based

>>18472023
BASED ASF
Fuck you Satan!

>>18472043
EPIC

>>18480876
>this isn't AI generated
jesus christ

>>18473997
That's the beauty of Repentance
John 3:16

Why did Bam lie about this lol did he think he was the only person there?

>>18480876
That looks my dog
I can't believe my dog got to meet Bam

>>18472896
Why would God allow that to happen though?

>>18482865
yeah you can commit genocide and then just repent. kek what an easy religion to follow

Smash em Hulk!

>>18481463
>THE DEMIURGE CANT CONNECT TO THE SPIRITUAL REALM BECAUSE IDK RETARD SHIT I WONT BOTHER WITH
>YOUR SOUL HOWEVER IS TRAPPED IN THIS REALM HE MADE ALTHOUGH HE DOESNT HAVE ACCESS TO SPIRITUAL REALM WHAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

I hate gnostics so much its unreal

>>18483279
SMASH 'EM HULKSTER

>>18472043
>>Hulking up
>>YOU
>>3 punches
>>Irish whip
>>Big Boot
>>Atomic Leg Drop
People can cry about Hogan's work all they want but this almost never failed to pop the crowd and it drew money for decades. That's all that matters in wrestling so workrate smarks can eat it.

>>18481075
No wonder. ffs

>>18484444
checked

>>18470196 (OP)
I see this triggered the necrobumping of Joshipedo generals. If there's someone lefty woodditards hate more than Hogan that one is God

>>18484533
Truth

>>18472043
BASED

>>18484533
redditors are always mad

>>18472043
huge pop!

>>18472043
BASED AS FUCK

>>18482883
Bam told a half-lie
Apparently the cloud formation is real, and it was indeed seen in the Tampa, Florida area
But it was seen days before the actual funeral by someone else:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DMyCdq6pMX3/?img_index=1
Still pretty cool since it still happened after Hogan's death

>>18485972
I'll accept that it was a mistake rather than an outright lie.

>>18485972
Still pretty based

HULKAMANIA 4 EVER BROTHER

>>18470196 (OP)
Wow

>>18485972
I don't think Bam lied intentionally
Technically he never said he saw the clouds himself in person
He only talked about "seeing" how they resembled Hogan's pose
He likely saw someone else post about the clouds in that area in Florida with that pic, and assumed the clouds formed that same day of the funeral instead of days earlier

>>18472043
based af, fuck anyone who hates on the hulkster. literally anyone.

BUMPOLA

>>18470196 (OP)
Is that smoke from hell?

>>18481075
it explains a lot, he was a true saint til the end.
The Rock on the other hand, probably had a milky bootyhole out of many fagwood producers

>>18470196 (OP)
*single tear* we... do use that word here, brother... *sobs*

>>18472312
he never got the help he needed

>>18490622
No it's a cloud you dumb troon

>trannies trying to slide this
KEK

>>18490948
YES WE DO BROTHER

>>18491864
he's up there in heaven right now away from all the spooks and moon crickets... I MISS HIM SO MUCH BROS

>>18472043
Book it for SaudiMania

>>18470196 (OP)
>Wake up
>remember the Hulkster is gone
>get sad and go back to bed
Still missing the Hulkster brothers. How are you holding up, dudes? I kinda wanna atomic leg drop Brooke Hogan and her whore mom fucking bitches ruined the Hulkster

>>18470211
This but unironically. We love Hulk Hogan around here. Anyone who hates the Hulkster is a seething redditor. That’s why AEW hated Hulk so much, because it’s a company for redditors

>>18470336
HULKAMANIA BOARD BROTHER.
HULKAMANIA SITE BROTHER.
HULKAMANIA INTERNET BROTHER.
HULKAMANIA WORLD BROTHER.

>>18492090
glad I'm not the only one. All I can say is
>Don't be sad that it's over. Be happy that it happened

>>18493293
YES WE DO BROTHER

>>18492090
This but Bubba the love sponge. Someone should to Minecraft him

>>18493374

For real Bubba is bitch made

>>18472043
Finna mega pop from me brother!

>>18496242
Based

Fuck ths Chudster

>>18470456
>expecting a higher being to do all the work while you put zero effort into anything for the rest of your life.
nah God knew you were a bitch-made and a whiny fag at that so he was trying to teach you a lesson.

Based Godola

>>18470681
lol

>>18472042
Bitchtitsollea

>>18472043
Based

>>18470220

This crazy nigga will somehow live to 95

>chud thread
nah

>>18470196 (OP)
Woodditards are shoot crying on the cord with tears of seethe over this thread

>>18470196 (OP)
this pic makes me smile every time i see it. thank you anon.

>>18501265
Good lmao fuck them

>>18500469
Bam will just turn into Phil in a few years. Bam's son will take over the role of new bam in endless cycle.

Bumpola to make reddit seethola

HULKAMANIA NEVER DIES!

>>18505067
TRUE BROTHER HH

>>18470196 (OP)
BASED HOGAN HH

Hogan’s burning in hell right now, sorry no space in heaven for racists

>>18507480
Go back

>>18509096
>DON'T EVEN TRY TO BULLSHIT US BROTHER

>>18509096
Why does he have a vagina on his chin? Did he make the transition in hell?

>>18470196 (OP)
based

>>18470196 (OP)
28 LIGHT YEAR PYTHONS IN HEAVEN BROTHER

>>18509143
Nah you did

BROTHER

>>18504509
why did you post this on a hogan thread? mr america had nothing to do with hogan

>>18470196 (OP)
bump to make the jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot seethe,marks

>>18511681
BASED

>>18511681
I’m burning in hell, brother! hh

>>18512219
That's impossible retard. The crust is kilometers thick there's no way he'd get a wifi signal from down there

Bump to make the tranny seethe

SLAM EM HULKSTER

>>18470196 (OP)
Based Hulkster being a cloud,pure white and above nigs

>>18512455
Not being able to post from Hell sounds fucking horrifying

Hulkster knew the truth about the stinkniggers, brother. Happy birthday, big man

>>18472943
based, i fucking love science

HULKAMANIA BROTHER!!!!!!

>>18515696
never dies

>>18470196 (OP)
back to page one

>August 11, 2025
>still dead
holy based!

>>18516879
Trump's still your president.

>>18472943
>>18474540
>>18474573
based rationalChad ethering the worked marks

>>18470196 (OP)
Whoa

>>18470196 (OP)
Based. Cloudmania raining wild on seething redditors.

>>18472043
Kek based

>>18472511
>If this is real, and it really happened near where his funeral service is, then that's all the proof I need that Hogan made it to heaven
Same here
Whenever these guys on here say "Hogan's burning in hell", all I gotta do is respond with that pic
God has spoken....let the church say "Amen"
https://youtu.be/3q0P-yQiWNw?t=116

>>18520753
Amen brother. HH

>>18472043
First match to ever break the billy mark, brother!

>>18497756
How the fuck am I supposed to put forth "effort" into growing a bigger dick? This is exactly why I fucking hate Christfags. It's literally just platitudes with you retards. Ironically, none of you actually put in any effort towards your supposed religion.

>>18522804
Muscles grow when used
You need to get laid
With women
After marriage

>>18522804
Squeeze it with your hands, faggot. The more often you squeeze, the more blood is considered "normal" by your body, and the bigger you'll get. I went from a 3cm micropenis to a respectable 12cm within a year.

It occured to me
If Hulkster was retired circa 2007 he couldve voice acted
We couldve had hulkster being a va in bays transformers

>>18470196 (OP)
Based hulkster

>>18523766
He could have voiced a Super Mutant in New Vegas and it would have been the best thing in the entire franchise.

HULKAMANIA STILL RULES

>>18470196 (OP)
4life

Miss ya, Hulk

Hulk Hogan #1

>>18470220
He did for 2 minutes and then returned in 2021, look it up

FINNA

>>18523766
He voiced a wrestler in Saints Row 3

>>18470196 (OP)
Never let this thread die, hulkamaniacs

>>18528622
nah fuck you

Reminder
>>18472943
>>18474540
>>18474573

>>18470196 (OP)
Almost too good to be true, but it is. What a beautiful cloud formation

>>18528363
A Mexican luchador for some reason. He should've been what Keith David was in 4

>>18528622
We won brother

>>18470196 (OP)
A full seven days. Same time God took to make the universe brother of course the Hulkster went to heaven

Tranny still seething.