Thread 18473747

Gunther's WWE career is over. Effectively being phased out. If you see it, you see it.

>>18473747 (OP)
He sounds like a woman. A bitchy, unlikeable, woman

>>18473747 (OP)
Loved the Hitman when I was a boy. By Christ though, he's an absolute fucking bitch of a man.

they don't look like shit though.

>>18473747 (OP)
he's right you know

>>18473755
>>18473762
you just don't agree with his opinion.

>>18473762
You have to realize Bret is still Canadian and this is how they all are

>>18473747 (OP)
Chops do suck in wrestling now

Its not like Gunther is a shitty/dangerous worker either, hes the opposite. Bret just gets irrationally pissy about his chops

I was born in 1995. For my entire lifetime, I've only ever heard Bret Hart bitching about things, such an unlikable cunt.

>>18473747 (OP)
Based, fuck that fat libcuck indy shitter

>>18473778
He complained about Flair doing them too

>>18473747 (OP)
Bret's right. Gunther fucking sucks.

>>18473747 (OP)
boring Bret couldn't even sell out high school gyms as the face of the WWF

>>18473747 (OP)
If that's real, then kek, what a whiny fuck. There're guys like Bret who piss and moan about a little stiffness, and then there are guys like Sheamus who beg for it.

>>18473747 (OP)
Punk vs Gunther was garbage and to be honest I hate all spots where two guys stop what they're doing and take turns hitting each other. So gay

>>18473767
Its brett man, just ignore him.

>>18473812
That's called being a mark.

>>18473747 (OP)
Bret is such a a bitch.
>Not to toot my own horn
>I don't want to get hit
>I made it look real

Yet he's complaining that it is actually real now and wrestlers aren't little bitches that whine if they get hit hard? Bret should have died in 2001 so his legacy would be intact. Biggest self KWAB in history.

>>18473747 (OP)
based hitman putting that shitter in his place

>>18473747 (OP)
Every time Bret speaks I become a Goldberg fan.

Bret's hated Japanese wrestling for 40 years and the whole philosophy of going full contact to send the fans home happy, so I'm not surprised by his comments

Luckily I know Gunther is BASED enough to tell him he's wrong and to just keep on doing his own thing anyway.
It seems like Gunther's joke about Goldberg being his favorite wrestler actually pissed off Bret a little bit, not surprised.

>>18473747 (OP)
Michaels won.

>>18473747 (OP)
Shame Goldberg didn't finish what he started

>>18473747 (OP)
Bret is a whiny old man but he is right in this one.

>>18473855
idk who could prefer pussy play wrestling versus them laying it in to look and sound better. Southern wrestling was stiff too so it's not just a Japanese thing

>>18473812
the moron in that pic is proud to be in pain and marked up despite not being able to make a single person believe his match was real. it's just an ego trip for him. "look at me, i'm a real wrestler. look at my chest all swollen. are you as impressed by me as i am?"

>>18473855
>Gunther's joke about Goldberg being his favorite wrestler
because he's a manchild who can't take constructive criticism.

>>18473747 (OP)
Plenty of guys have said that Bret's punches were to stuff and his submissions hurt for real.
This is like Bob Holly saying he never took a day off someone's career and then DDP saying he ended his career with a suplex.

>>18473862
They're slaps to the chest, there's no long term damage. Bret is just a whiny bitch. Gunther isn't dropping people on their necks or doing flips onto the concrete

>>18473874
no it's about being awesome, which it is.

>>18473812
>there are guys like Sheamus who beg for it.
You mean marks?

Bret's right but Gunther can't let go of the chops because that's all he's got.

>>18473894
Goldberg said "watch the kick"

>>18473747 (OP)
He's right, Gunther is overrated, I don't know why retards act like his matches are good. They are actually fucking boring
>OMG HE CHOPPED HIM 100 TIMES IN THE MATCH
fuck off faggot, I'd rather see Ospreay do flips, at least that takes talent

>>18473747 (OP)
Bret is still upset that Ric Flair was 100 times the wrestler he ever was, very sad

Bret is a bitch

>>18473952
This looks worse than anything Gunther has done

Don't like Bret post retirement but he's correct. The object of Pro wrestling is to not hurt people. Being stiff is retarded and means you don't know how to work.

>>18473747 (OP)
Bret's mad he wasn't the one who retired Gunther

>>18473747 (OP)
Brett Hart also complained that the Honky Tonk Man hit too soft and was too safe. I respect Brett Hart for his work as a technician, but he's one guy who can't stop fellating himself as the bestest wrestler in the world. Gunther chops look and sound devastating. They're convincing enough to me where I wouldn't want to take one. I, as a mark, shouldn't be convinced that I could handle the moves wrestlers use.

Bret is right but he's also the only guy who could move like that, work like that, and be as safe as he was
His shit looks as good or better than the best "strong style" modern wrestlers and doesn't necessitate the guys taking 3 months between matches or be sawdusted at 28
He worked with Dynamite kid a long time so he knows what he's talking about
But again, he's also the only guy who could do that, he should stop being a grumpy prick and get his old ass down to the PC and try to pass that down

>>18473747 (OP)
I think i'd rather take 5 chops than one of those nasty chest bumps bret would give himself into the turnbuckle

>>18473762
>Loved the Hitman when I was a boy. By Christ though, he's an absolute fucking bitch of a man.
Same. He takes bitterness to a whole new level. Never has anything positive to say, always bitching

>>18473747 (OP)
Bret gave himself a concussion with his retarded figure four around the ringpost spot

>>18473747 (OP)
of course the chops look like shit, he just slaps and doesn't try to fool the crowd. He's muh based tough wrestler that only watched Japanese shit

>>18473856
Nah, the shart broke kiddy diddler is still slaving for the jews while Bret gets to retire.

>>18473855
I am still amazed at Gunther deadlifting Priest there. Didn't even let him kick the steps or anything to recover momentum

>>18473747 (OP)
I don't care about he has to say about the chops, I like them personally.
But Gunther is boring as fuck in the ring, he has like 4 moves and his matches are all the same plus he's always yapping some bullshit.

>>18473747 (OP)
Hitman doesn’t miss

>>18473747 (OP)
He is right, chops are retarded (look like shit and hurt).

>>18473874
Sheamus's match with Gunther at Clash at the Castle got pretty fucking visceral, dude. Stop denying for the sake of denying, Bret.

SMARK FIGHT!

>>18473747 (OP)
>bret hart had realistic wrestling
entire match is rolling around on the ground like a fag and never hitting the guy when he's grappling you on the floor while he's in range
>oh no he has my foot, better let him bend my legs into a pretzel like I'm a weak child
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>18473855
jesus no wonder they're booking him so strong

>>18473747 (OP)
Maybe he should get his ass down the PC or open his own wrestling school to teach fundamentals? No? He only wants to bitch? Oh ok

>>18473747 (OP)
I told Bret Hart to his face that interracial relations are 'bullshit' and I call them 'lazy shit parenthood'.

>>18474171
he's not having kids anymore. he had his white kids as per his duty. now it's fun time.
it's technically not racemixing if you don't knock her up.

>>18474187
Does Bret even have a relationship with his kids after how he treated their mom?

>>18473747 (OP)
Gunther vs Goldberg must have been his nightmare match

BITCH the SHITMAN Hart

>>18473747 (OP)
Not enough elbows from the 2nd rope for ya Bret?

>>18474187
>he's not having kids anymore. he had his white kids as per his duty. now it's fun time.
This is what old jewish men do.

>>18474051
Kek this. That move looks retarded too

>>18473747 (OP)
>Back in the day you needed to get punished at the Hart family dungeon if you wanted to become a true wrestler!
>NOOOOOOOO THOSE SLAPS LOOK LIKE THEY HURT TOO MUCH!!!!

Bret is right. Wrestlers taking pride in taking stiff chops are gay too.

>>18473747 (OP)
Gunther is a better wrestler than Butt Fart

>>18473747 (OP)
What a whiny Old Faggot

>>18474117
irregular reminder that Bret had more matches after that one

Who could forget all those career ending injuries from fucking Flair chops. What a weird thing to bitch about.

>>18474548
What was Stu slapping dudes with to make them cry?

>>18473747 (OP)
Alright so we got this Gunther guy as a massive heel
>what's his gimmick
his gimmick is that he's a nazi and that he's always the champ
>surely you've used him to put over new stars
nah, 4 year old (((sami zayn))) who already had 3 prior IC title reigns, 39 year old Jey Uso and 46 year old CM Phil (oh and I guess 40 year old stardust)

>>18473747 (OP)
While he is a master at his craft, it totally went to his head and he thinks his critiques of small quirks and his wrestling pet peeves should be treated as gospel. It's an evolving business and his world doesn't exist anymore, and more than that it can't ever again thanks to the internet.

And to be honest I'd rather watch prime ROH where guys were killing each other than any Bret Hart match

>>18474792
I wonder how the story would've went if Ilja hadn't blown his knee out.

>>18473747 (OP)
Based Bret.
t. HBK mark

>>18474834
didn't sami already take the title off Gunther before ilja blew his knee out?