Thread 18473858

MJF And Briscoe Grudge Match Main Event, The CEO Returns, And Tournament Action Continues!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Wolstein Center in Cleveland, Ohio!
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>MJF vs. Mark Briscoe Grudge Match Main Event
>talents matt & nick vs. Brodido in a World Tag Team Title Eliminator Tournament Semifinal Match
>"8 Belts" Mercedes Mone Returns Live!
>Queen Aminata vs. Skye Blue vs. Alex Windsor vs. Billie Starkz in a Forbidden Door TBS Championship 4-Way Qualifier Match
>And More!

** 18 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18473858 (OP)
BASED

>>18473858 (OP)
Fuckin thank God! actual wrestling's on.

Buddybros surely tonight's the night

>Bring Brock back
alienate women and libs
>Showcase Trump videos in between matches
alienate latinos and the apolitical
>Move to ESPN and charge $30 a month
alienate your core middle class audience

AEW will quickly become an even more viable juggernaut in the pro-wrestling space not just because of its own merits but as a direct consequence of WWE’s insatiable corporate greed and its increasingly transparent flirtation with politics which continues to alienate its core audience and erode what's little left of the goodwill they accumulated when Vince left.

A lot of people decided to stop watching WWE this week and I'm in that same boat. Sticking with AEW exclusively going forward.

TLDR; The Pendulum Is Swinging

>>18473858 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>18473920
Yeah, KWABOTY 2025 lol

>>18473858 (OP)
>talents matt & nick
Kek
>>18473891
Truth Nuke

>>18473891
This is the only intelligent post I've ever seen on this board

>>18473891
>>18473949
AEW has had like 5 chances to kill WWE when they were at their lowest, Vince was practically begging Tony to do it while Vince was booking the stupidest most dogshit tv out there, and AEW didn't do shit. Tony Khan is a dumb fucking retard who killed AEW

>>18473891
>showcase Trump
It was a Paul ego trip "look at me in the white house" moment. If you are that brainrotted by politics that a single image of Trump causes you to seethe and run away crying, you're a fucking pussy and im glad they fucked off. Same with Brock crybabies.

>>18473891
Once AEW does another reset, they'll take over the fed as the number one promotion in the country, and I can't wait.

>>18473985
Nta but a single image of him did run off a lot of people which is bad for business for a company that supposedly not political and only does things that are good for business. You want to grow your audience not run them off

>>18473858 (OP)
grim

>>18473891
saved

>>18473964
Many are saying this

>>18473858 (OP)
Let's fucking go! the start of the wrestling week

>>18473964
The only problem with TK is that the motherfucker is too loyal and too nice both with his tv partners and with his employees, if the son of a bitch was more ruthless AEW would be much more popular but probably much less good prioritizing profits over sicko booking

>>18473964
Can retards stop saying that WWE is going to die or that AEW is going to die? These are two companies backed by billions of dollars. They have years in the fucking chamber. Delusional shit for anyone to think they'll go away any time soon

More like Buddydido amirite LOL

>>18474004
Sure it did mark. See ya next week

Toni Storm has participated in all the Forbidden Door events either defending the AEW women's world championship or competing for it.

Low key Timeless Toni Storm is Ms. Forbidden Door

>>18473858 (OP)
>Forbidden Door
What's so "Forbidden" about it?

>>18474116
no door is forbidden for ms Storm if you catch my drift

>>18474138
they don't let dimes in

>>18474221
I'm surprised she hasn't made this joke yet

>>18473920
KWABOTY 2025, yes

Guys, I think Mark Briscoe is winning tonight

>>18474053
Based rational smoker cat

>>18474285
>Mark Briscoe winning a singles match in AEW
not in a zillion years.

>>18474372
almost 10 hours of lore god damn lol

>>18474372
Can we get the just Mother Wayne supercut please.
As I watch only for She.

Who do you guys think fills the Stardom spot for the TBS 4 way at Forbidden Door? It'll probably be Momo Kohgo or something. She's always ready to go when its international stuff.

>>18474598
Don't they have their big Summer tournament going on right now as well like G1 ? So a bunch of their roster is also tied up through August.
Who from their roster isn't in that, that could fit in appearing on AEW TV to qualify for it ?

>>18474387
The story is halfway I see, it is going to be great to see YUNG BUSSIN' putting an end to Christian and Cope's careers

>>18474612
Could be any stardom talent that doesn't have a match that day. Would love to see a bracket if Stardom has one

>>18474372
Is Killswitch gonna return to help Christian first? They need to get to him and Cope teaming soon though. It will be a damn miracle if they both stay injury free long enough to do a proper run.

>>18473858 (OP)
4 way coomer match is of interest to me. TK cooking.

>>18473858 (OP)
What a dire card

>>18473858 (OP)
where is my tiny spider lady?

A preview of things to come?

>>18474318
He literally did last week, but yeah he’s not beating MJF lol

>>18473858 (OP)
nxt going over this slop clean again

>>18473858 (OP)
Man it’s times like this the injury wave taking so many people out of the roster stands out. MJF is pretty much the only major heel they can get to face Hangman

Here are your winners and the meltzer stars predictions:
>MJF vs. Mark Briscoe Grudge Match Main Event
>MJF wins ****
>talents matt & nick vs. Brodido in a World Tag Team Title Eliminator Tournament Semifinal Match
>Brodido win ****3/4
>Queen Aminata vs. Skye Blue vs. Alex Windsor vs. Billie Starkz in a Forbidden Door TBS Championship 4-Way Qualifier Match
>Queen Aminata ***1/2

>>18474372
Absolutely KINO, Christian is the GOAT

>>18474598
>>18474612
>>18474622
Hazuki is weirdly not in the tournament, I'm guessing it's her. Or AZM if she goes out because she has history with Mone for the NJPW belt.

>>18475189
Agree, Tony needs to rebuild Ricochet into a credible threat again.

>>18474372
wheres the story?

>>18474642
Killswitch is uhhh how do I put this..... not available

>>18473891
Latinos voted for Trump though

>>18475189
That’s why Tony hit the death rider emergency button & had them face hangman until he figured out who else could challenge hangman. MJF feels more like a conclusion rather a first feud so I still don’t think they’ve even decided on a first feud. It should’ve been Christian

>>18473891
If people drop WWE they'll just stop watching wrestling, not pick up AEW. Tony could potentially fix that if he keeps the product consistent and pushed marketing a little harder but he won't do either.

>>18475517
>Christian
>Takeshita
>Okada
>Ricochet
>Brody King
They have options it just is a matter of proper booking

>>18473891
>t. potatocrip headcanon

>>18475517
Plus they've feuded before. Christian-Hangman would have been kino for this board and now it'll never happen. Could have held off on Nick turning on him until Forbidden Door, but of course that was hotshotted.

Were getting a women's blood and guts match which is kino because women bleeding is based

>>18475517
>Christian
Wow we really missed out on him making another dead dad joke for the hundredth time before losing unsurprisingly

>>18473891
Did you remember to dilate today?

>>18475617
Hangman is the optimal guy to reinvent the patriarchy schtick. Christian could do a moralist gimmick & pick on guys for their “sins”. Hangman being a sloppy drunk is easy material for Saint Christian Cage

>>18475409
Either of these would be good

>>18475517
Kyle Fletcher deserves the belt right now if I'm being completely honest right now in this very moment.

Wtf I have no idea who is winning this women's 4 way tonight now that I looked at it more closely

>>18475677
Who would Christian go after first the set up this reinvention? He can't debut it in a main event feud.

>>18476427
MJF seems like ripe pickens right now.

>>18475517
How many filler title matches does Christian need

>>18473858 (OP)
MY WIFE

>>18476529
This will be a triple threat including Cope at All Out in Toronto.

>>18476554
nice tummy

>>18476554
Tokyo Joshi legend, helped them draw 2500 in Forney, TX.

Grim card I shant be watching

>>18476582
You need to get some sleep so you can be in the NJPW gamethreads later.

>>18476427
Everything they’re doing with MJF should’ve been Christian. So Mark Briscoe, and then do the hangman feud

>>18476554
She's lucky she has a cute face because her body game is dire.

I could see Mark winning, but it becoming a 3-Way for the title via MJF using the contract. The reasoning would be that MJF can sit back and let Hangman and Mark go at it and MJF just pinning whatever is left over

The women's division is dire right now hopefully Jamie recovers soon

Only come here Wednesdays for Dynamite live threads and to dunk on dronies
Gonna be a good night

fuck all of you MJF will be the champ before the end of the year

>>18476778
A fellow Wednesday nighter.... I get drunk on my only day off every Wednesday night and watch this shit with my cousin. based as fuck feels like its the year 2000 again

>>18476966
male or female cousin?

>>18473920
*blocks your path*

>>18476966
based

TONY KHAN IS LIVE

https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1953222067072991267

>>18475601
if Toni is in it you just know she will call the match MENSTRUAL MAYHEM

>>18476998
Tony Khan says Jon Moxley broke into his office

>>18476998
Tony says Nielson now tracks social media impressions

>>18476998
Jon Moxley vs Speedball will open the show

>>18476976
what? my male cousin and his kid

>>18476998
WE LOVE YOU GOAT

3k by bell time

>>18476998
>that sick Lion Mark tie from NJPW
noice
>>18477021
kek just saw this bit. what a madlad

>>18477135
3k entertained fans

>>18477070
I will watch your game

>>18476998
Broadcast LIVE via ToneFone™

>>18476998
god damn it I missed it!

Tony could implement himself in the show more and I wouldnt care.

I think they should deport Brodito back to Mexico and replace them with Buddy

>>18477135
they had like 3,681 in october for the same venue and this is hangman's backyard... not great.

>>18473891
Hey retard, if I quit watching WWE I would never WATCH gayEW, id just quit all together. Most people would do the same (like when WCW died)

They should honestly take advantage of the whole Speedball/MVP beef and integrate it into the show

>>18477301
You watch AEW now even when you're hate watching it you retard and if by some act of God WWE suddenly got sold off or shut down, you'd be crawling to AEW to get your weekly dopamine fix

>>18476998
LOVE THE TONEZONE!

>>18477309
Neo Moxi vs Spitball... Dire

>>18477309
It's probably just a throwaway match to get Darby involved. although if you have him maybe advertise the fucker, you only sold 2.9k.

>>18477309
where was this challenge issued?

>nxt did 740k

welp maybe next week bros

>>18476998
Why the fuck is he giving the inside baseball? Talking about how hes only doing these live streams to get engagement. Saying the quiet part out loud much?

>>18473891
>>Showcase Trump videos in between matches
>alienate latinos
Kek you weren't paying attention to the election numbers

>>18476778
>>18476966
HAHAHAH YESSS HERE WE FUCKIN GO BROS
WE'RE SO BACK

>>18477334
you got to watch the pre dynamite tonezone on tony's twitter

>>18477345
he cute

>>18477345
>>18476998
Tony is such a fucking gay little bottom boy

>>18477342
Dynamite will stay in the range of 500k-700k TV viewers every week because of the HBO MAX simulcast.

Ratings will stay this way for a while until special events pop up like Blood and Guts. It's normal and not something to worry about, unironically. Although there is a current exodus of fans from WWE so things may change

>>18477345
I legitimately don't understand the absolutely psychotic vitriol and hatred he seems to inspire in some people. Who just go full rabid and foaming at the mouth just at the sight of him.

>>18477419
Tony has prey eyes. Real men see him and want to physically dominate him. Some would go even farther and sexually dominate him. He just looks like a gay little bottom boy you want to beat up and humiliate.

Dakota is debuting tonight, heard it here first.

>>18477438
That part. Id make this cumslut my little bitch

>>18477398
there's no exodus of fans lmao. they all watched RAW like normal.

>>18477459
hope she isn't looking too skinny
that bitch looks bulimic sometimes

https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/text/gay%20little%20bottom%20boy/
This nigga got issues

Dead fucking thread lol

>>18477483
There's no way around it. No reason to mince words. Tony Khan is a bottom boy. A buttbaby. A shitbitch.

>>18477483
Damn you're right
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/EnWaLYFgfvVicatxx1vvFA/
>all this psycho homosexual rape fiction

>>18476739
Billie would become a 10/10 if she toned up.

>>18477527
she has really pretty eyes

State Of The Fletcher Union

>>18477549
He's gonna get interrupted by some fag like Garcia to kill his heat

AEW will never do storytelling as good as when Gunther was busted open.

SICKO MODE

>>18477459
ugh.......no thanks
She's just not very good.
and she ghosted out on AEW negotiations back in 2022 as soon as Uncle Paul came calling. After Vince had her fired. Untrustworthy. Fed brain rot mark. Pass.

>>18477597
would prefer they pick up lena kross, she's 7 years younger, hotter, less injury prone. but outside toni/mercedes/athena they don't really leave much room for the women to do anything so they shouldn't sign anyone desu

>>18477459
She's gonna put on a 2 star match with Mercedes and get benched

>>18477467
uh huh

>>18477608
Agreed. Kai is made of glass too.
Bad investment. All signs point to No.

We stealing MJF and Fletcher btw. You guys can keep the rest of your faggots

>this PLEASE RESPOND TO ME FAGGOT failing to score a single (You) ITT
lmfao
Pig existence

>>18477605
Holy shit, Tony Drinks White Claw????

>>18473858 (OP)
Grim. Still better than WWE though.\

>>18477622
Reminder that when you get a hair transplant they make your take Finasteride which castrates you by numbing your dick for life and it also changes your facial bone structure which gives you a zesty ahhh face

>>18477633
MJF and Fletcher are going to WWE. its inevitable, pal.

Shant be watching Dynashit I'm afraid

>>18477309
They should indeed.... also play BATHORY on dynamite some time in the future I'll be watching untilI hear it.

>>18473858 (OP)
>Speedball vs Moxley
Seriously? Can we just admit that Mike Bailey is a fucking joke? Come the fuck on, Tony. Learn to pivot.
Just giving drones more ammo

>answering to being called a "PLEASE RESPOND TO ME FAGGOT" and a Pig
lmfao
what a retard

>>18477651
Soap up in the shower, joshi

>>18477659
Baileys a beast STFU

>>18477659
I found out Mike Bailey is a nonbinary fag so it's no wonder MVP hates him

>>18477660
Hey, can you not shit up the thread? You make us sickos look bad with your archive stalking and spergouts. We do NOT claim you.

>>18477659
I like Bailey. He is really solid in the ring. Should turn him heel though. He is too nice to the point that it feels fake.

>once again answers to "PLEASE RESPOND TO ME FAGGOT" and "pig"
lmfaoooooooooo

>>18477676
this

>>18477549
based protogoat

>>18477676
that part. guy is more insane than the pEdrones

>>18477691
He's so fucking ready

>>18477659
Sup Montel

>>18477676
This desu

>>18473858 (OP)
These is your top heel

>>18477714
Hot

>"Hey guys why is your thread so slow and dead"
>"samefags 4 responses in a row to his own post in 3 mins"
kwab what a self-burying retard.

can’t wait to see our sexy caramel ceo

These is your leader

>>18477714
Whats wrong with fucking men, especially twink men? Alexander The Great did it. Are you better than Alexander The Great?

>>18473891
That part.

>>18477722
And he still can't score a single organic (You)
KWAB

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>>18477722
for me it’s his broken english that signifies he’s a jeet

>>18477722
not even memeing, this is the deadest social media has been for a dynamite. shit's kind of depressing. they need to get these injured guys like orange cassidy, ospreay, jay white, etc back.

>These is your
Reminder this GMS alleges to be an American who speaks English natively
Yet types like someone who was ripped off in English language courses and taught wrong on purpose, as a joke.

>>18477744
That part. WWE is winning.
WWE sets the trends and makes the waves.
You little bitches just ride in our wake.
Now down.
On your knees.
Open your mouth.
Stroke the shaft, tongue the balls.
And you'd better fuckin' hope we cum quickly.
Good little sissy bitch.
This is your life.

>>18473858 (OP)
I love how shit the young bucks graphics are, and I hope they only get worse for the next few months.

I think that, its funny WWE is on Netflix front page but I have search for AEW on MAX

>>18477740
Hologram isn't real

YOU WANTED WAAARRRR

LET'S GO IGNITE

AEW is live RIGHT NOW. Thank you all for watching AEW Dynamite! And welcome to our new WWE fans who have decided to make the switch!

My great aunt got hit by a motorcycle today. Internal decapitation

I just saw a midget in the crowd

IT'S WEDNESDAY!!!

>that front row camera pan
>a midget
>a fat blue haired hag
>a fat bald bitch
OOF. Grim

>>18477779
sorry for your loss
but thats a pretty hardcore way to go
and your family might get some money out of it
better than cancer

good promo here by MJF

>>18477779
Not so Great after all is she ?

>pay for sum 41 intro music
>use it for 3 episodes and then stop
What the fuck?

>>18477779
It was me on the motorcycle

>>18477788
nigga you hate watching?
fucking sad lmao
>guys this is bad right?? RIGHT??
lolllllll
holy fuck I LOVE Wednesdays around here

Oh shit

>>18477797
I guess that’s true, it was probably instantaneous

Spooky entrance

Death Riders theme is based

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

M O T H E R

>>18477812
Yes

>>18477808
It's still used in-arena at the start, you could hear it, they're must always doing cold opens now

>Jewish Mexican president
>Jewish CMLL world champ
what's going on

nipples confirmed!

HARD NIPS MARINA

>>18477826
whoa

That red light was similar to what Pac would to use

>>18477812
He hasn't scored a single real (You) ITT all night
it' so funny
he's BEGGING for attention and nobody is giving it to him. Like a child.

LETS GO SPEEDBALL

SUP SICKOS!
FINALLY SOME REAL AND GOOD WRESTLING ON MY SCREEN
LET'S GO!

Nipples are back in style. Guess it was too warm at Taco Bell

Why wont Tony sign him

I was starting to miss this based Speed all theme

MVP seething

>>18477826
My daughter on the left

SPEEDBALL

S P E E D B A L L

marina got jennifer aniston tier nips

>>18477856
speedball tried to get mvp into balatro but montel wasn't having it

Speedball bout to get a humiliation ritual to keep the black syndicate happy

Why is he called Speedball?

>>18477859
I love how this goes perfectly with Speedball's theme

Cornette FUMING. He said he hates Speedball more than Orange Cassidy, Kenny Omega, and the young bucks.

Thoughts?

the little jobber needs to job.
nobody cares about the little gay twink.

i’m tired of seeing jeong mok li on my television

marina vs speedball in the battle of the stinky feet

Speedball seeing if his eye is still there

This match kinda makes sense because they both use MMA moves

>>18477877
That nigga hates manlets

>>18477859
All I want every week watching AEW is to hear Speedballs theme and watch this webm

Mox is approaching Jericho levels of go away heat if he doesn't take a vacation soon

Why is this the only good ref they have? The rest are fucking faggots and attention whores

When did Mox stop shaving his back?

>>18477897
no he doesnt he's about to go into a kino program with darby

Speedball is a lucky man

>>18477890
Same

Marina is gonna DESTROY that speedbussy

>>18477909
Is this his mom?

Kek Moxley teleported

God damn those nips are rock solid

>>18477916
roddy please

If I was fan there I would jump the barracade and grab marinas boob's and butt

Fuck Speedball. Put some shoes on, nigga

I miss making fun of Speedball and calling him a power ranger with the bros in Philly at Dynasty.

Literally everything about Jetspeed is dimes incarnate

what the fuck was the ref looking at there?
lmao

We're getting some very good hard nipple views here

>>18477875
I love how Renee's meaty mommy arms would go perfectly with jackin my dick

Kevin Knight needs to hit Mox bro you cant let that slap slide

HOLY BASED

>black man getting in a woman's face
Just like real life

>>18477905
When he got his back clawed

>>18477929
>Literally everything about Jetspeed is dimes incarnate
Are you fucking joking?

Is that guy wearing a fucking Daniel Garcia shirt

That bald guy looked like a younger Patrick Stewart

>>18477890
>>18477913
+1 from me dawgs

Niggas doubting Speedball, I spit on you

Gonna be real funny if Mox loses to Bailey after the MVP stuff came out

>>18477942
They're legitimately my favorite tag team next to kyokyo.

I want to kill Roddy and take his place

based speedball

SPEEDBALL IS A REAL AHH SICKO

>>18477943
Cleveland is close enough to Buffalo to draw the one weirdo

>>18477897
Mox somehow avoids this kind of overexposure heat by just being based.
realest nigga in the biz.

>>18477929
Think The Jet will end up the Michaels though. Hoping this story of MVP hating Speedball is to replace MJF with Kevin Knight in the Hurt Syndicate.

>>18477949
>after the MVP stuff came out
Qrd?

>>18477962
People want Darby to get his revenge

>>18477929
kung fu dweeb+ weeb nigga = dimes

it took longer for MJF to join the Hurt Syndicate then it took him to leave what gives?

In my opinion I think MJF should fight Buddy haha.

>>18477966
Some random on twitter said MVP doesn't like Speedball.

>>18477966
50 year old felon dislikes zesty nerd whiteboy

YO THREAD BITCH


MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD


I GOT SHIT TO POST

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

>>18477988
too early wait

Moxley should've went for his toes instead

>>18477972
That too.
Darby has to be the one to kill the Death Riders and send Mox packing for that fishing vacation he's been trying to take for 3 yrs now.

>>18477897
Not even close kek

>>18477988
Your gimmick sucks.

Edrones spend all day sperging out trying to convince us Dynamite isn't fucking based
Goddamn I love being an AewChad

Did Mox start wrestling more his NJPW style when he started using that theme?

>>18478005
It fucking sucks dude

>>18478005
Everyone is saying this nowadays

Is Speedball's tights Speed Racer inspired?

Tony did nothing with Garcia or Cole as TNT champion hopefully Callis uses his pull to get Fletcher some actual feuds

NEW THREAD
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>>18477990
Hair vs virginity match

>shooting star press
Man, that move made me like Kidman when I first saw it

>>18478017
yes

I get not liking Speedball because of his aesthetic, but the dude throws some of the best looking kicks in pro wrestling today.

IT''S LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL NIGGA

Yuta going to die tonight

>>18478024
Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit

>>18478013
yep, just like that
LMFAOOO

kickboxer gimmick is over with me

>>18478053
love that cranky old aah nigga

>>18478005
You will never be a chad, rovert

I like when Shafir gets worried look on her face

SPIKED

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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WINZAH

Windsor looks like she has disappointing tits

300

damn mommy neenee lookin yummy wummy af 2nite
AS USUAL

I like that it was Shafir that saved Yuta and not Mox

>>18478127
more allusion to the movie Romper Stomper the angle was said to be initially modeled after

I refuse to believe the Sex and the City girls have enough of a following to get another show

>>18478160
nostalgia a helluva drug

Caramel nalgas

>>18478068
NEW THREAD FAGGOT
I'll keep making fun of ya there

Aminata owes me sex

That's Skye's best outfit

>>18473964
/thread