Thread 18475167

ITT: finger poke of doom moments

>>18475167 (OP)
Holy shit lmao

>>18475167 (OP)
>Nothing existed, but then suddenly, for no reason at all, nothing exploded into everything

>>18475167 (OP)
Great promo.

>>18475185
Nah, it's a clown promo

>>18475179
>the great daddy who lives in the clouds made us all the way we are!
Existence is impossible for the human mind to explain rationally

Eh?

>>18475412
This was more like a jobber getting his first wrestlemania match and then tripping up during his entrance and shitting his pants on the way to the ring

all-time one right here

>>18475167 (OP)
That quote's always been a solid 7. And you can quote me on that.
t. professional "quote maker"

>>18475447
kek I never noticed that they all have a bunch of hats

>>18475181
Most jobs are pointless and humiliating, still gotta pay your bills nigga.

>>18475432
>>the great daddy who lives in the clouds
You have a child's understanding of religion

>>18475167 (OP)
>>18475266
Finger poke of coom y said?

>>18475522
And you have a childs understanding of science

>>18475412
>>18475436
I thought your country got banned from 4chan

>>18475529
His next move will be bringing up transgenderism

>>18475529
>no u
Reddit's finest warrior everyone!

>>18475534
Easy on the euphoria, kid.

>>18475529
>>18475522
kek what a couple of fags

>>18475547
>If you aren't a hypocritical christfag you MUST be a fedora tilting redditor
Get a job sport

>>18475167 (OP)
>how did the universe even start?
>we dont know!
>so how do you KNOW youre right? your proof is just as tenuous
>I JUST AM RIGHT, OK?

>>18475541
That was more like an Austin 3:16 promo.

>>18475555
>christianity outta nowhere
go fight theism in teheran, tough guy.

>>18475562
>implying muslims would be on /pw/
I don't like islam too ya lot lizard offspring

>>18475545
What else do you expect when you post "study more religion and get back to me"? I don't mind if people want to be religious but theres fucking jack shit to be studied there

Studying practical science and how the world works can actually be valuable and let you create new things that help people. Thats how morons like you are posting on the internet right now

>>18475576
then do something about it or stop being a fedora tipper

>>18475586
I don't see any of them where I live because I dont live in a shithole like you

>>18475577
If your entire concept of a supreme being is shaped by cartoons then, yeah, you need to study religion and get back to me.

>>18475577
All those words to say you're gay

>>18475577
You're the guy in a shallow bunker doing calibrations while the the israelis order an air strike on your position.
I'm the Ayatollah with a harem who told you bald geeks to do those calibrations while the israelis prepare said air strike.
We are not the same. Inshallah.

>>18475608
>>18475611
>>18475615
Am I talking to bots or some real schizo? None of these replies make any sort of argument and they come at perfect intervals

>>18475593
yeah, you just live in a shithole that turns people into vocal atheists. you probably smell like a yugioh tournament.

>>18475629
>you probably smell like a yugioh tournament.

>>18475628
>Everyone who doesn't agree with me and provide approved sources is a BOT!

>>18475629
>if you aren't a vocal christfag you MUST be an atheist
And you smell like your state is dead last in education ya patchy bearded trailer park butt bandit

>>18475661
you lost nigga, let it go

>>18475661
Isn’t California last in that department?

>>18475661
>patchy bearded trailer park butt bandit
trying too hard

>>18475532
That, like everything else you believe about my country, was fake.

If MoP was Sting/Hogan, and WoD was Nash/Goldberg, then pic related was the Fingerpoke

>>18475447
>>18475478
GMS! and shalom

>>18475379
Its great now, but it was a total shitshow for a few years.

>>18475738
You have no idea what I think about your country. Have fun carrying that strawman around.

>>18475379
Nah it was the wildy pk removal

>>18475519
Not if mommy will do it for me.
God i wish i could move home some times. My rent keeps going up and it get harder and harder to save up to move so id be closer to work. Which i came here for CHEAP RENT. Maybe mom could buy espn for me.

>>18475167 (OP)
for me it's the comma after "because"

>>18475577
You could research why people continue to embrace religion, kinda like how we watch wrestling even though it to is 'fake'.

>>18475167 (OP)
I LOVE COCK MENS BALLS IN MY MOUTH LOVE IT CANT GET ENOUGH THATS MY NEW QUOTE - Aalewis

>>18475661
>Dead last in education
Motherfucker, llook at the secretary of education. Look at what the current administration has planned for funding schools. Every state will have the same temu teaching and we will all suffer the effects.

>the only demographic in which religion is growing is in blacks
low IQ retards lmao

>>18475896
Iyofag.

>>18475447
KWAB

>>18475559
kek

>>18476338
>IYO hater is a yuro fedora tipper
every time

>>18475577
It's pure cope. I love learning about Religion but there's nothing to actually educate yourself on. There's no proof or scientific method applied to literally anything they say or do. I don't mind religion anymore, but acting like it's some kind of thing that needs to be studied or understood instead of something they were born into or brainwashed into believing is just retarded nonsense.

I remember watching some short about how 2 twins were talking in the womb and one of them believed there was life outside of the womb and the other didn't. Some of the most retarded shit I ever watched and everyone in the comments were saying OHHHH I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT, HOW AMAZING

That's the type of stuff religious people think is going to change minds. Hilarious.

>>18475529
So you two are on even footing then.

>>18475534
>His next move
Why did (You) reply to yourself

>>18475179
Okay, who made god if something can't come from nothing? He must have a creator too.

>inb4 god doesn't need a creator because uhhy reasons

>>18476551
The christcuck's fingerpoke of doom moment.

>dinosaurs died in a random event that has only occurred once in billions of years
And atheists think the flood story is stupid.

>>18476729
>repercussions of the meteor event lasted millions of years
>repercussions of a fucking global flood? A couple of weeks i guess

>>18476697
Our creator doesn't mean they weren't created by their own version of god.
Chimps got bred by intelligent beings visiting earth hundreds of thousands of years ago
So they're our "god"
Someone created them tho
and on and on

>>18475577
>theres fucking jack shit to be studied there
i'm not religious, but this is just a dumb thing to say. there's something to be studied in religion just anthropologically.

>>18476729
So what then? whatever aliens that combined their dna with apes to create humans wiped them all out? Is that your theory?

>>18476757
But you're not studying religion, you're studying humans and their history.

>>18475379
QRD?

>>18476722
fucking kek
Christcucks will watch shit like that and really think he's onto something

"Science" believers believe:

- Universe and time came from nothing through random chance
- Life came from inorganic matter (never replicated even in a lab)
- That first single-celled organism turned into all life on Earth through random genetic mutation and you are related to a potato
- Irreducibly complex biological mechanisms like sexual reproduction from asexual organisms can be formed through random genetic mutation
- Horseshoe crabs were practically the same 400 million years ago but you were a fish
- Lining up fossils of similar looking animals is proof that one evolved into the other
- Modern humans existed for 200,000 years but did practically nothing for ~196,000 years and then suddenly started building amazing civilizations and leaving documents/records
- The Earth got its water from getting hit by space ice

>>18476804
"religion" believers believe:

-er yeah a wizard did it, no need to think about anything

>>18476804
Wow now that you put it like that bro I guess sky daddy really did make everything! No point in putting forth theories and using the scientific method to try and explain things.

holy fuck stop talking about religion v science you annoying faggots

>>18475529
OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE!!!!!

>>18476697
Creation implies a beginning which implies there's time. Time is a human construct to give meaning to our endings. A higher intelligence could have simply always been. The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

>>18476804
If you believe in a mythical sky god that was created by sand people living in mud huts who wiped their asses with leaves and traded goats for pussy then its your life lil bro. Just let the grown ups talk science and usher humanity into the space age.

>Before we had politicians we had religious leaders ruling
Imagine believing anything a politician said

>>18476825
>Some zestoid creeped on his father when he was passed out drunk
>this made God so angry that he cursed that homo with black skin so that he couldn't be on the down low and everyone would know he is a homo
>Oh and all his descendants share that curse because they are all secretly zesty
Jews, Christians, and Muslims all believe that this is a real thing that happened in real life, that this was how Black People were created, and that is why it is 100% okay to enslave Black People.

>God taught priests how to perform an abortion
So why is it anti God now?

>>18476889
>wizard did it, no thinking
every single christcuck argument, ever.

>>18476960
For an insufferable, cock-sucking, cum gargling pseudo intellectual faggot fuck like you to be born into this world and make it this far, there must be a fucking God. At least that's what comes to my mind.

>>18475447
>august 2025
>Trump Derangement Syndrome liberals are still hung up on LE EPSTEIN FILES
Kek.

>>18476990
>no argument, just bitch tears and weak wristed insults
>frogposter to solidify his shitskin less than 80iq

>>18476993
Found the kiddy fiddler

>skydaddy
This is the biggest fucking redflag that you're dealing with a retard. Absolutely zero sense of his society, the origins of civilization, nor the importance of religion, nor understanding of history. He is truly the nigger of beliefs, who ignores the drive inside to search for more, who just writhes and whirls in a pit of utter shit, and proclaims himself to be king of the mountain. Who wallows in this world, deluded by his own illusions of intelligence, who's smarts have never truly been battle tested with challenge. A self-made Prometheus, bound to the rocks by his own chains.

Study the works of St. Augustine, and come back to me.

>>18477020
Go back

And don't >> my posts, you niggersouled NPCs

>>18477020
christcucks do be like
>no you see a 4th century arab figured everything out so you never need to question anything

>>18475466
What happened here? It's been a long time sinec I've last heard anything about MDE.

Christcucks here be like
>Nooo, don't trust le Jews
Then
>Nooooo, trust what the Jews who wrote the Bible say
Pick a fucking side faggot

>>18476993
implying Trump didn't harp on about the Epstein files for a year straight

>>18476990
So god made this world and humans for us to be fucking retards and kill each other and cause drought, famine, dictators and black people and AEW fans? Fuck off.

>>18475379
i’m still on RS3 haven’t played old school yet

>>18476993
It wouldve been the 1056th successful cover up if the orange fuck himself wouldnt keep bringing it up, but since hes an utter moron with a luck of 10, it will never go away however it will never be resolved.

>>18477104
>>18477060
>well past the post timer
Samefagging atheist kys

>>18477350
Not the same person, never said I was an atheist

>>18475167 (OP)
sounds like it should be on a tommy end shirt

>>18475577
Science says that we're a floating ball hurling through infinite space. Outer space isn't even a real thing. It's all fiction.

>>18475432
Then I guess in that case the person who created your pc doesn't exist either..it just came together randomly without having it in mind...so stupid to even think that way. Anything organized obviously has an organizer...common logic.

>>18475466
KWABOTY

>>18477095
Sam (with like half of his retarded friends) went on this boomer Tom Green style comedians podcast, the podcast starts with Sam “subtly” (very obviously) trying to make fun of the guy and gets his personal audience to laugh. Harland Williams (the comedian) just spends the podcast pretending not to notice Sam’s gay little digs and stale edgy jokes and Sam, who can’t handle he idea of a person not taking him seriously or being completely indifferent to him, genuinely chimps (actually gorillas) out and flips the table while his friends awkwardly try and laugh it off.

>>18476804
Believing in "science" is not believing in doctrine. I can pick and choose to believe what I like. If I think something is bullshit, I can say that's bullshit without getting excommunicated or risking my mortal soul.

Learn the difference.

>>18476729
Genuinely asking, what IS the explanation of dinosaurs existing and then ceasing to exist in the eyes of religion?

>>18475447
Chaya the Yenta’s womb is a ticking time bomb. KWAB

>>18475896
Is this what Trump says every morning when he cuts another check to Israel and gives Moeshe a tax cut?

>>18478681
It is kinda weird how all the apex predators (and giant herbivores/omnivores) of the world didn't simply grow larger and larger, because that seems to be the key to dominating everything. Why didn't hyenas simply grow to be bigger and stronger than lions? Why don't sharks grow bigger than killer whales, two times, three times larger? It's as if there were other factors at play.

>>18479299
>grow larger
>require more sustenance as a result
>when times of lack come by be the first to die
what makes you think the average individual isn't already optimized for their environement? Fucking retard

>>18475466
It was a work ya marks

>>18479354
You're right, I didn't think hard enough about times of lack
Times of lack come by quite often in the animal kingdom
I'll try not to be a retard next time

>>18475404
Red deer summer kino

>>18479400
That part

>>18475466
This was kino

>>18475873
the fingerpoke was shadowlands

>>18476722
This guy is actually really nice, and I've read atheist blog posts who have met him and they're always struck by how kind he is, and they tell people not to be mean to him if they see him because he's a really nice guy who just wants you to go to heaven.

>>18475541
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
America deserved this btw

>>18475941
>it's great now
ok, how you know?
All I remember(at release) is that it was prettier auto attack animations and then you got 100% adrenaline and used your "ultimate" or whatever gay term they had for it.

>>18480977
GMS!!!!

>>18479020
To some religions and especially Christianity,these are deemed to be devil's trick and elaborate hoaxes to turn people away from the religion and God as it contradicts the old testament timeline, which not even intended to be the main book of Christianity. There's a lot of schism about both and that's why Christianity isn't a monoreligion. Some choose to bother their heads about it so much they deem them to be species that died in the Noah floods while I think as the New Testament has very little to do with animals and their origins that the focus of the religion is the spiritual side of man.

>>18478860
Damn, did Sam really have no idea what a vet Harland Williams is? Why did he think he could work him like that? Of course Harland is going to no sell him.

>>18479020
They couldn't survive the Earth's new climate after the flood and were hunted to extinction/became the dragons of legend.

Yea I'm a Hellenists. My Gods came first, are strong, look strong and have sex all the time like proper Gods should.

>>18477104
Ancient Israelites weren't "Jews". Modern jews are half-breed Edomites.

>>18481179
Your gods are all fags

>>18476992
>>18477002
Old covenant vs New covenant, retard

>>18481184
They swing both ways like all Gods should, even animals are not safe. Proper Gods do whatever the fuck they want.

>>18476889
>Time is a human construct
No, it's not. It's part of spacetime which is a very real thing.

>The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.
Okay. So that means something CAN come from nothing then, right? It doesn't have to make sense to you.

>>18475577
Don't you have a child to be raising Seth?

>>18481187
>the OT doesn't count anymore

So murder is no longer a sin then, right? Or lying. Or adultery. Or homosexuality.

>>18481191
>It's part of spacetime which is a very real thing.
Prove it

>>18481194
>jewish
>reddit
>tranny
You hit the cringe trifecta

>>18481201
>can't retort
>ad hominem

Why are christcucks so bad at debating?

>>18481194
Moral law vs. Ceremonial law, retard.

>>18481195
It's a fundamental part of Einstein's theories of relativity, retard.

>>18481204
>DEBATE ME
lmao you are literally this fucking faggot without a hint of irony. Redditors don't get reasonable discussions or debates. You get clowned on like you deserve.

>>18481213
Concession accepted.

>>18481208
Ah, how convenient.

>>18481211
So the Messiah of science is Jewish just like the Messiah of Christianity? Interesting.

>>18481224
And your point is?

>>18481219
There was no concession. I'm calling you a faggot and telling you your opinions are worthless. Debate that you fucking sperg.

>>18481227
That was simply an observation. No need to get heated about it. Stop acting like a woman.

>>18481228
Much like your father, I'm done with you. Don't bother responding to me again.

>>18481235
I'm genuinely curious why you think it matters.

>>18481243
Nice projection lol. Me and my dad went fishing last weekend. Your dad probably wishes he had your mother get an abortion.

Religion is a work ya finna marks

>>18475577
Fear of the Lord is the beginning of all knowledge, retard.

>>18481250
such is the case for most redditfags

>>18476416
I don't hate your waifu, I hate you and I hope you kill yourself you fat tranny

>>18481250
Your dad fucked you in the ass with his big rod, eh? Typical christcuck behaiviour.

>>18481279
you need to turn your monitor on and take off your mother's dress. you are getting worked by your reflection, fag boi

>>18476923
zesty niggers do be having the highest std rates though, aids is a massive problem within blacks.

>>18481283
>immediately thinks about gay sex and incest
So did you mean to make yourself look like a sick degenerate? Cause that is all you accomplished lmao

>>18481290
>n-no u
Pull the trigger fagboy

>>18477104
semites are not jews the tribe of judah are, you'd know that if you studied the bible and got back to me.

>>18481283
this is bad even by reddit standards duder. you botched so hard you pinned yourself.

I think organized religion is cringe as fuck, but these atheists are somehow worse. Can someone explain this?

>>18481298
LMAO

>>18481322
Jewish talons typed that meme

>>18481296
you are one angry yuro boi in a woman's dress. Good thing I don't care about the opinions of yuros on account of they wear women's clothing

>>18481340
What boogeyman am I now, you schizo?
No one wants you on /pw/ no matter the nationality

>>18481340
>>18481362
I think both of you faggots deserve each other.

>>18481362
yeah you are a yuro in a dress. keep crying, faggot
>>18481370
I don't even understand why that tranny is mad or who he thinks I am. I think he's mad because I called his waifu a faggot. also you suck dick too

>>18481370
Iyotranny is legit insane, ever since he got worked into posting a hand picture that showed his long ass woman-tier nails he's in meltdown mode pouring over to random threads as no one wants to talk to him in his general anymore

>>18475167 (OP)
Bullshit that quote created a whole movement for at least 10 years it was like an Austin 3'16 or a Hulk Hogan turning heel. A finger pook of doom would be Hilary Clinton calling out Trump on his taxes with Trump saying all her backers take the same shortcuts or Trump acting like there was no Epstein list.

>>18481375
>>18481378
I reiterate my previous post. You faggots need a break from this board cause I have zero clue what the fuck you're babbling about.

>>18481378
the IYO anti was unable to post hands and has been melting down for weeks now since small in got mogged by GAB and Evolution too. also he wears women's clothes and is a yuro
>>18481418
it's just homosexual aew yuro tranny seethe

just wanna say to everyone in this cursed piece of shit of a thread; you'll stop caring and discussing petty shit like religion vs science when you finally hit the real world at around age 19-20.

it's science btw

>>18481452
Idk man, you sound like an insufferable faggot as well. I remain firm in my position.

>>18481395
nah

>>18475529
>Religion is the antithesis of science
Retard.

>>18481457
faithless fool, enjoy nothing in afterlife

>>18481457
>it's science btw
how many boosters did you get before they discontinued the $cience jab

The entirety of the UK is going through it
>Dude you have to show your ID to do anything because... you just have okay?! THINK OF THE KEEEEEDZ

>>18482313
Where are the mass deaths?