Thread 18475753

Hmm, I wonder why The Hulkster disowned her and no showed her wedding. Almost like everything he thought and said about her was 100% true.

Everything the Hulkster has ever said is true. Every thought and belief the Hulkster held is factual and correct. We mourn his passing everyday and will forever brother.

>>18475753 (OP)
Because he was an irredeemable piece of shit human being who's burning in hell now

>>18475773
No, actually I will go take a nasty diarrhea shit on his grave and everyone is glad he's dead

>>18475753 (OP)
What's wrong with her faaaace?

>>18475775
But enough about the john who contributed half of your genetics.

>>18475778
Monitor status?

>>18475753 (OP)
usually in divorces and troubled marriages, the mom will bad mouth the father to the kids. This is cleearly what happened to brooke when growing up

>>18475775
This kek

>>18475803
Monitor was off but now it's on and now the face is even worse

>>18475811
Yeah it couldn't be Terry being a piece of shit that cheated on his wife and never raised his kids properly. Take his dead dick out your mouth

>>18475832
relax, autist

>>18475753 (OP)
THAT'S ON TOP OF A HOTEL, THAT'S ABOUT 15 STORIES IN THE AIR, LOOK AT THAT, THAT'S THE WALL

>>18475904
I wouldn't have walked that down the aisle either, brother.

>>18475775
>>18475816
>leftoids still believes that he is in hell

>>18475904
does she have the excuse of having kids?

>>18475923
Having kids turns you into a Bogdanova?

>>18475753 (OP)
Is there any living Hogan that isn’t a crazy psycho retard

>>18475775
>he was an irredeemable piece of shit human being who's burning in hell now

>>18475832
>that cheated on his wife
he was legally separated, living in bubba's house and in the middle of a divorce

>and never raised his kids properly
kinda hard to do that, when you're living outta a suitcase 300+ days outta the year. and he still did more than his worthless trophy wife, who had maids to clean the house and a nanny to take care of the kids.

>>18475777
he got cremated stupid ass nigga

>>18475994
400+ days a year brother, don’t forget all the back and forth flights across the world dude

>>18475753 (OP)
Her latest grift is insinuating Hogan's second wife had him murdered by Scientologists so she could get all of his money and give half of it to Scientology.

Never mind that Hogan massively decreased Brooke's inheritance in his will before he ever married his new wife. Plus a big part of Brooke's conspiracy theory claims Hogan was cremated before an autopsy could be performed, which is totally untrue. The state performed an autopsy and released the results. He died of a heart attack.

>>18475773
>Be lil Jimmy Me
>100% believe in the Hulkster
>Take my vitamins
>Say my prayers
>Listen to my parents and teachers
>Thrive in school
>Attitude Era comes along
>Stop believing in the Hulkster
>Start listening to the kike and coward Paul Heyman and his band of motley fools
>Stop taking my vitamins
>Stop saying my prayers
>Stop training
>Stop listening to my parents
>Grades begin to drop
>Barely graduate high school
>No future prospects
>Spend the next 30 years working shit tier minimum wage jobs
>Drink every day
>Constantly think about killing myself
>Will die without touching a tiddie as an AEW fan
I'm sorry Hulkster, I should have never stopped believing in you and started listening to jewish fairy tales.

>>18476003
I'm gonna go take a shit in his urn then

>>18476012
all kidding aside, the standard wwf guarantee was 285 days a year at 100 bucks a pop. a mere 28.5grand to be a job guy. a fact well known thanks to bret's book. no surprise all these guys are broke af decades later.

>>18475994
Yeah and Steve Austin's daughter hates him for the same reason. Maybe don't be surprised when your kids despise you for missing out on their entire childhoods

Hulk was right again.

>>18476350
I'm gonna fill his urn with diarrhea

>>18476374
We get it anon, you have a scat fetish.

>>18475904
THATS THE WALL, BROTHER

Hogantards are so fucking stupid and pathetic
>Hogan's daughter is a complete piece of shit
>You know how when you have a child, the way you raise them reflects on you as a parent, and how they end up reflects on what kind of a job parenting you did?
>You know how Brooke Hogan turned out to be a psychotic coalburner desperately trying to get the attention of her famous absentee father even through outraging him?
>Totally her fault!
It's like you guys don't understand how parenting works.

Saying Brooke Hogan is a piece of shit is also a criticism of the Hulkster, a huge one.

>>18475775
nah that's you

>>18477103
Nah, I know too many people from loving homes who failed their parents (myself included) to automatically put all the blame on the parents.

>>18477103
Nah, my parents were amazing. Genuinely good people that raised me right, took the time to try and teach me how to be a good person, always encouraged me to do my best and chase my dreams by putting in hard work and following through, but I still ended up like this

Sometimes some people are just garbage human beings who fuck their own shit up despite how much effort their parents put in to prevent that outcome from happening.

>>18475753 (OP)
Ill sue her for hitting the wall.

>>18477267
>Sometimes some people are just garbage human beings who fuck their own shit up despite how much effort their parents put in
Failure cope. Your parents were terrible and you're proof of it.

>>18475753 (OP)
>hits pipe

>>18475923
missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation
any other way is demonic and invites satan into your heart and hole

>>18475950
that's beautiful brother

>>18476342
steve austin is a deadbeat dad, who beat up at least two of his wives

>>18477103
>coalburner
ITS OVER... ANOTHER ONE FALLS TO THE WOKE MENACE

>>18475904
Looks like Bryan Alvarez's ex wife

>>18477182
how does one "fail their parents"?
throwing a party that burns down the house?
becoming an alcoholic despite being taught that drugs are bad?
it sounds easily avoidable

>>18476080
Kek what a dumb cunt.

>>18475753 (OP)
Holy shit she looks like a fuckin mess
Is this what getting blacked does to a girl?

holy hell this bitch bogged herself into looking like a pixar character.

>>18475904
I wonder if Hulk and Flair ever bonded over the fact that they both have bogged daughters..

>>18477103
So it's your parents fault that you turned out to be a tranny loser? Is this how cope with avoiding responsibility of your actions and choices as an adult?

>>18476342
Imagine not being able to realize your father is creating your future and your kids future. The problem with the resenting your parents because of childhood shit is that your childhood was fucking worthless and what your father was doing deserved more love and respect from his family. I hate my children and as a father i only interact with my kids when they do something worth a fuck.

>>18480025
>just molest your kids bro you're working for their future, its the least they can do
Kys

>>18477103
Yeah, it'd be one thing if only his daughter ended up being a fuckup but it's also his son who ended up being a loser shoot cuck even Nash's dead son was less of an embarrassment

>>18477103
>the Hulkster wasn't there to raise his daughter
>that means the Hulkster is responsible for the fact she's a lunatic narcissist like her mom who was there all the time
>the Hulkster did this

kek what a useless father that's now dead

>>18475753 (OP)
Very sad to see