Thread 18476307

>He got cremated because he knew people would line up to shit on his grave
>Will not be revived at the Second Coming because he wasn't buried with Christian rites

Kek

rest in piss chudster

What about those martyrs who were burned by heathens? They don't get to attend the aftershow party even though they literally died for the faith?
Literalists are probably the dumbest cunts around.

>>18476307 (OP)
Retard

>>18476307 (OP)
He was a Scientology cultist anyway

>>18476345
Hogan had a will which means he could've asked to be buried with Christian rites, but was a fake Christian who just postured with his supposed faith to try and look like a good person sadly

>>18476307 (OP)
>>He got cremated because he knew people would line up to shit on his grave
>>Will not be revived at the Second Coming because he wasn't buried with Christian rites

>Kek

kek what a LOSER

>>18476307 (OP)
Dismas wasn't baptized nor did he have a Christian burial but he was with Christ with His Father. So don't get into legalism because that implies that Jesus died for nothing.

>>18476307 (OP)
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>>18476396
Take the wrestling fig out yo bussy, playa

>>18476307 (OP)
I’ve gone to multiple churches of different denominations all my life and not once have I heard anything about cremation. Troon or tradcath?

>>18476307 (OP)
You making stuff up. Everyone gonna be resurrected and judged.

>>18476672
Catholic do cremation because Franks were into it.

>>18476685
And Hogan is going straight to hell

>devout christian
>voted for glumpf and shills beer

>>18476727
Hogan believed in reincarnation, he is by no definition a devout Christian

>>18476307 (OP)
You know, for people who post on 4chan of all fucking places, you guys sure do know a lot about who is and isn't going to heaven and what it takes to be allowed in there

Hey faggot ass larping bitch OP, remember that time you exposed your faggot ass larping bitch gimmick by posting the wrong photo? I do.
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18345157/#18345157

>>18476773
God is the hacker known as 4chan, show some respect.

>>18476773
All of these people are retarded. All you need is to believe that Jesus Christ is your lord and saviour. There are no other requirements.

>>18476307 (OP)
I’m so glad he’s dead and burning in hell. LOOOOOL

>>18476811
I have to imagine that anyone who puts as much effort as OP into this gimmick and probably several others based on his spamming that OP is the most attention starved man on Earth. My guess is Indian.

>>18476811
lmao figures opetty is a faggot as usual

>>18476811
You're a fucking retard, by the way, that's a Hogancuck that gets offended by these threads and reposts them with photos of dead blacks. Filenames are different, that guy always uses img

>>18476817
>I can be a horrible person my whole life and come to Jesus on my deathbed and I’ll get in heaven
You thinking that God is a retard will not get you into heaven. Hogan is down there…IN HELL.

>>18476817
Sounds like new worlder proddy walmart baptism cop out bullshit to me. Study not being a greedy cryptokike and get back to me.

>>18476843
Also if you don't believe me

https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/putOq2_I2Mqy6rV5pQBR9Q/

>>18476817
Heretical cope from fake Christians

>>18476872
That proves nothing. You are a shit worker and your gimmick sucks.

>>18476855
I don't make the rules. But most of those last minute changes of heart are in all likelihood not genuine.
In any case, the only ones that know if Hogan will go to hell are God and Hogan himself, so people judging preemptively are retarded.

>>18476917
>Nuh uh!

Anyway, your chud hero is in hell

>>18476307 (OP)
He's scientologist, so they read you a bunch of star trek quotes in klingon before you bite the big one

>>18476927
>I didn't botch! There's a poster on here false flagging as me! It's a conspiracy!

Anyway, your chud hero is in hell

>>18476307 (OP)
I'm glad he's in hell

>>18476811
i had a feeling carter was behind this bullshit. that fat fuck hasn't changed

>>18476843
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>>18476927
kek OP btfo

>>18476307 (OP)
Rest in piss Terry D. Bollea

>>18476989
Go fuck off back to your gay reddit website and come up with a new gimmick. And next time don't expose yourself.

>>18477003
I don't care about your gay ops, Terry D. Bollea is burning in hell

>>18476307 (OP)
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>>18476989

>>18477010
Nah that will be you when you die from suicide eventually.

>>18476307 (OP)
>>18476320
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>>18476396
is reddit down?

>>18476388
>>18477022
>libtards are gay troons but also bbc worshipping neonazis
huh what u mean

>>18477057
>>18477010
Stop it. He's not in hell.
Actually nobody is in hell until Christ comes and judges us all.

>>18477200
You're right. That's when Hogan will go to hell.

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>>18477211
Sametranny

>>18476672
Orthodox and Eastern Cath aren’t into it but even if you do they say don’t separate the ashes

>>18477212
I was just pointing out the correct teaching.
Only God can declare where he'll end up.

>>18477258
Reminds me of the Carlin bit about the list of 10 things that will send you to hell for all eternity

But he loves you

>>18476307 (OP)
>He doesnt know about The Duster

>>18477258
No, you're lying through your tranny teeth and you're not even a Christian. But go ahead and keep gooning to all the (You)s calling you a retard because this is the only attention you receive in your life.