Thread 18476428

At what age did you grow into bret hart?

>>18476428 (OP)
At 11, when he forced me to. I don't really want to talk about it.

>>18476880
The Sexellence of Sexucution.

>>18476428 (OP)
I'll turn into Bret once we finish turning Canada into our 51st state
Until then, he's just a foreigner.

>>18476428 (OP)
10, I never liked Hogan because he was always shouting and could never lose, Bret was soft spoken and could lose, so he was worth watching

>>18476428 (OP)
with a little lube and some booze I can grow into him right now if you want.

>>18476428 (OP)
This question is for zoomers only. We all liked Bret as kids because he looked cool as fuck.

>>18476977
You sound gay.

>>18477008
>We
Shitman sucks. Newgen sucks. You suck.

>>18476883
>The Sexellence of Sexucution.

>>18476428 (OP)
Bret Hart is the midwit's choice. He was devoid of all charisma and promo ability and his matches were boring and they rolled around the ground like fags. Also tons of moves where you could just hit your opponent when he's holding on to you, but they never did so so much for "more realistic matches". The only people who like him and Brits who are pissy about Hogan being more popular than that pedo Big Daddy or meltzermarks.

>>18476428 (OP)
I was a fan of his since he was in the Hart Foundation back in the 80s

>>18476428 (OP)
Nobody likes that tiny mid-carder

>>18477090
This. Bret was always about rolling around and caressing men on the mat instead of hitting them. I'm afraid it was a gay-Stu dungeon.

>>18476428 (OP)
I stopped watching wrestling the first time when he was making a name for himself, then started again shortly after he joined WCW
I always considered him overrated

>>18476428 (OP)
Bret the Shitman Fart

>>18476428 (OP)
I was always a Bret mark and the first time i ever got into a fight was when i was 7 years old and a friend of mine who was also a wrestling fan kept calling him Bret Fart till i got so mad i started a fight.