Thread 18476646

Could any wrestler in history make Jesus tap out?

>>18476646 (OP)
Candido. Because Jesus would take pity on him.

>>18476646 (OP)
Goldberg would spear him for the 1, 2 AND 3 while Paul Heyman smiles in the background.

>>18476646 (OP)
Nailz

>>18476646 (OP)
Jesus drove the moneylenders out of the temple, wrestlers are money marks so it stands they are below the power level of moneylenders and have indeed never driven one out of a holy place so no, there isn't one that could tap out prime Jesus. He also cut mad promos, was booked into a squash against two factions teaming up against him and still no sold literally dying to the finishers just to show off his power, driving his own teams jannety into becoming part of the 41% just from doubting him and being the betrayer in the angle.

>>18476646 (OP)
Any wrestler could snap the arm of an anorexic Egyptian peasant who only eats 3 bowls of grain a week

>>18476836
Jesus was a Nubian gigachad.

>>18476646 (OP)
Kurt Angle

>>18476971
>zero 5* matches, got outwrestled by Puder.
'fraid no.

>>18476646 (OP)
Tony would have trouble booking Jesus as a top babyface

>>18476646 (OP)
SID
CROSS
FACE

He can kick out after three, the only one to ever accomplish it

>>18476982
Nope, Kurt Angle

>>18476812
>shoot chases dimes out of the building
Was he KWABOTY in 33 AD?

Depends. Who’s booking?

>>18477587
The Jews obviously

>>18476646 (OP)
Jesus is a work

>>18476646 (OP)
Kurt Angle

>>18476756
kek

Pinning him would not be particularly hard, but no one could make him tap.

>>18477579
Judasetty, and it's not even close

>>18476646 (OP)
Judas got the quick roll up after a low blow

>you sold out
>you sold out

Crucifixion was a work by the Romans who needed a strong angle to convince the fans that "in this business, Rome is good. You see, the thing is, the Pharisees screwed Jesus".
The marks didn't buy it and started their endless civil war against the Roman booking anyway, which led to the Jerusalem Screwjob of 71AD where the Madison Square Second Temple was burned down and the city leveled.
Unfortunately while the booker continued trying to eliminate dissent, there are some modern wrestling fans who pretend to have been the real wrestling federation all along, which they never were because they're marks for the survivors and in no way related to the survivors.

>>18479933
Why? Despite what the dirt sheet smarks like to claim, out of lack of understanding, he took a trip to the winner's pay window after his stunt bump. He followed the booker's directions to a T.

>>18476646 (OP)
Thank you, Macho Man!

>>18476646 (OP)
Roman

Vince

>>18479933
At least Judas drew silver. Jesus got a single dime one time and immediately gave it to Caesar.

>>18482240
Judas didn't draw shit, he was paid compensation for doing the angle. no dimes or shekels were made from crowds, he was a paid jobber immediately dropped by the booker after doing the job like he Goldberg doing his retirement match.

>>18479821
He would be a great baby face

>>18482240
He gave rome their cut, not the whole bag

>>18477403
kek

>>18476646 (OP)
>no sells a crucifixion
if he sold like that for me in the ring, I'd tag him for real

>>18480487
>took the mark contract
>used the money to buy a place to an hero
>replaced by big doubts Thomas
>heel turn overshadowed by big rock Peter
KWAB

>>18482240
Judas was working for a hot dog and a handshake

>>18476646 (OP)
It wouldn't be believable. Yeshua went through so much anguish after the stiff punches, the whipping and the crown of thorns till he was sweating blood as a shoot but the ref didn't hear an "I Quit"