Thread 18477236

JUST A FRIENDLY GESTURE BEFORE I DISS YOU
YOU SEE
ILL THROW JOHN CENA DOWN IN DITCHES
LAND THAT BOZO CLOWN IN STITCHES
AND YOU KNOW I GET AAAALLLLL THE BLACK BITCHES
YOU WANT SOME? LETS TALK ABOUT IT
CAUSE WHEN IM DONE YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK ABOUT IT
WAVY HAIR SITTING IN MY CHAIR
DONT NEED A COMB
BITCH I WORK FROM HOME

>>18477236 (OP)
To all of the posters on this board that contemplate commiting suicide, I hope you follow through with it.

>>18477247
Thanks, bro. I needed that.

>>18477247
Feeling depressed?
Call 1-800-just-endit for free consultation and help

>>18477247
That’s not a proper rap rebuttal
I’m gonna file your butt under “scuttle”

I WONT STOP POSTING IN A RHYME CADENCE
NOT UNTIL THAT GAY JOHN DISS
GETS OVER
MOVE OVER
DONT BOTHER ME WITH YOUR CLOVER
MICK, SPIC, MAKES NO DIFFERENCE IM SICK OF IT
NOW
LICK SOME BROWN SUGAR OFF MY DICK

>>18477236 (OP)
At least you tried

>>18478046
well get this ya simp, I ain’t here to be ur pimp
Talk to me with respeckt or you can not blame me for
What happens to your neck
*cody cutter cody cutter mumble mumble*
don’t owe you shit I won the rumble

IF MY THREAD IS A DUD WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BUD
YOU AINT SEEN THE MACHINE IM ABOUT TO PRESS INTO YOUR SPLEEN
THIS IS A NEW ERA
PDW PDW STFU I AINT ON WITH THAT STRUGGLE
STOP TELLING ME MY THREADS SUCK
I PROMISE IT WILL IN IN YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER TRUCK’D

One two
Three four five
Oh zamg is Cody taking a dive?
Well maybe, but not for the belt, I have something more important resting on my pelt
It’s called a company and a hot black woman named Brandy
Sure I love Randy but he don’t make me RANDY
and so as I walk my American life
I wonder
How could anyone disrespect my American wife? Nah, that don’t sit right.
Dog dick fuckers are on the prowl, lord have mercy I never felt blessed to make it out more than now. Fuck aew.

As I scroll this deep dark abyss
As I scroll I ignore the stench of piss
As I roll, another blunt to get by
I wonder, has the world left wrestling
High, and dry
Can I get a WHY? we are all outcasts
For what? Pursuing our crafts?

Me and /pw/ were walking in the canyon
Xhey forget that we were friends
I guess it all depends on the star rating
Fuck this match
Why can’t these meds be any damned good?

I won’t stop rapping regardless of your yapping
All I see is are two wheels and some gums flapping
I’m angry, but not how you think
I’m angry at the smell of poopoo stink
HEY BIX

WRESTLING
A CRAZY THING
IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE INSTANTLY
AMAZING
WHAT IT HAS DONE
THE WAY IT HAS HELPED HUMANITY NOT SELF DESTRUCT
JUST FOR ONE MORE LAP
AROUND THE SUN

>>18477236 (OP)
DOG'S GOTTA HUNT

GOOD CHAT GPT SAAR RAPE YOU LATER

>>18479540
Hey I get you are all a bunch of faggots but I typed all these gay lyrics with my human thumbs

>>18479540
damn this guy cant rap? it’s easy blacks whites and asians can rap but i guess is Reddit a new race?

>>18479672
Don't try to save face reddit is a maze

Of tramp and hoes nembos and lames

>>18479701
That’s true, I just guess there’s a screw
Turning me back to the days… shit piss and phew
when it all made sense before the maze, but can I rap can I adapt? This industry doesn’t leave anyone unbroken so let’s me figure out how, to stope talking to redditors now.

good night asp I wish you still loved me

>>18479755
I will make this thread again tomorrow if my cat is still alive.

IT WOULD SEEM
ON THE MENU IS HEEM
BUT WAIT AND LET ME REFLECT
BEFORE I GET YOUR FAGGOTRY BONER ERECT
I HAVE TO SAY, IT WONT BE TODAY
BIT SOON AND CERTAINLY
YOUR GUTS WILL BE FLAYED (Tony)

I peed in a ring. I am a worthless whore. What the fuck is going on? I’m Irish and cant rap. Supposedly Seff yelled that while raping Becky in the shower one time but I think that is not true and a lie

A jacuzzi
Some fun
A peach
A plum
A bottle of rum
WHO WANTS SOME COME GET SOME

>>18477236 (OP)
>rhyming "about it" with "about it"
Straight up caca. CACA.

>>18480513
it’s a good rhyme and youre just going to have to admit it
kinda like the opposite way of how your mom didn’t let you bite tit

>>18477236 (OP)
popped me ngl

>>18477236 (OP)
This is the whitest rap I've ever seen which is totally fitting. Well done anon.

>>18477247
I've had occasion to wonder how many people who have replied to me on 4chan over the years later killed themselves. A personal victory if you will.