Thread 18478326

Women can't be funny.

>>18478326 (OP)
Another sex joke

Women have only two jokes.

>>18478344
You'd have a quicker time counting everything she says that isn't a sex joke at this point

Is there anything a woman CAN do? Amirite

>Honey, there is only 3 days a month I bleed and today isn't one of them
It's so easy to write this Flanderized slop.

incel thread

>>18478326 (OP)
it's almost as if making sexual double entendres is part of her gimmick, pig

>>18478326 (OP)
I see two men and one sexy haggard granny

>>18478326 (OP)
Is this chud trying to say women can't have cocks?

>>18478406
KEK I thought that was an actual quote until I read the rest of your post

>>18478414
that's why you're posting in it

>>18478430
turn off the monitor with the profiles of your sexual abusers

>>18478326 (OP)
why are they pairing toni with some random indie shitter with no personality? are the puppet lady and mina still injured?

>>18478326 (OP)
Does this mean Toni is cucking Ospreay in kayfabe?

>>18478326 (OP)
Will's Bantu Baby Incubator is already getting the rocket strapped to her, I see.

>>18478326 (OP)
RJ City wrote that slop

>>18478326 (OP)
>THIS THUNDER THIGHS THAT'S BEEN FLANDERIZED
>THIS FLAT HOE THAT'S PLATEAUED
>THIS MARK THAT JUMPED THE SHARK

>>18478479
Well he should stop it

>>18478479
Gays can't be funny either

>>18478344
>virgins getting upset
fucking lol
pathetic
Hope you have sex one day

Speaking of sexo, Sashit's nipple pasty was hanging out of her top. kek

>>18478517
>virgins getting upset
Only virgins think endlessly talking about sex is entertaining. Who do you think these promos are catered towards?

>>18478528
pics?
I was too busy shitposting after Billie lost

>>18478326 (OP)
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRM SWEETIE? DELETE THIS, THIS IS TRANSPHOBIC BECAUSE WOMEN CAN INDEED HAVE COCKS!!!!!!!

>>18478463
OI M8!!! DONCHA BE TALKING BULLOCKS BOUT ME SOMALIAN SUGA COOKIE BAKER LIE DAT BRUV! I LUV DIS WOMANS WIT ALL ME 'EART!! YA TINK I WOOD SAWDUST ME NECK FOR ANY OL SLAG BRUV?

>>18478534
idk anon me and my wife popped
If you're an edrone, christfag, or virgin, change your fucking life around homie

>>18478326 (OP)
>Women can't be funny.
not true

>>18478554
None of the above. Just someone who's seen and heard this shtick get watered down week by week by week. It's good for a cheap pop but that's all it is. Her character and promos used to have so much more meat on their bones. It's disappointing in comparison

>>18478326 (OP)
Gal Venis does it again!

>>18478544
https://twitter.com/TalonWulf91/status/1953256855960207851

>>18478562
I can't believe AEW turned Toni Storm into Amy Schumer

>>18478575
Anon, unironically, there's not a better bitch on the mic in all of wrestling

>>18478326 (OP)
Does anyone have that backstage interview where one of the girls farted at the end

>>18478528
>Wears titty tape
>Has no titty

>>18478608
And that's why it's so disappointing. I'm not faulting her, or her work, or her delivery. I'm faulting the shitty and lazy writing. She used to have an actual story and personality. Now she just slings around sex jokes to fill up tv time and get a cheap reaction. She and the Timeless character deserve better

>HAHA MY GIMMICK IS SEX SEX SEX
>DON'T SEXUALIZE ME
Tranny Storm, Mariah Man, Mike Shirakawa are all frauds, wills whore wife too

>>18478609
I'm sorry what

>>18478644
>wants timeless toni that's not a sex pervert
bro...

>>18478696
I never said that. I just want it to matter. I want 2023/2024 Toni

>>18478326 (OP)
These slags need to get slimed ASAP

>>18478554
can't imagine how fat and weird your wife looks

So all the rumors of Anthony Storm being a man were true?

>>18478554
kek you have a wife and you're still a virgin

>>18478801
I wish sometimes anon. Truly
Kids are expensive as fuck
3 more years and empty nest golden years will be upon us

>>18478326 (OP)
All these bitches look like men

>>18478836
>Complaining about the kids you yourself chose to bring into the world
>Celebrating that they won't be in your day to day life
Just absolute shit tier level of parenting

>>18478836
Good luck anon. Rovert's parents though that was the casw 35 years ago and well....

>>18478854
edrone, if these looked like men, there'd be a dozen threads here with ya faggots gooning over them.

>>18478881
nah u are

>>18478554
But your wife's boyfriend didn't?

>>18478868
>edrone thinks they should live with their parents all their lives
Broooo, you just outed yourself
topkek

>>18478881
we already have a general thread, it's called All Elite Women

>>18478899
>edrone
>you just outed yourself
The irony

>>18478326 (OP)
It wasn't funny at all. Same old shit. The most overrated gimmick ever

>>18478326 (OP)
Amy Shumer the wrestler

>>18478326 (OP)
why is she dressed like miss piggy

>>18478326 (OP)
Fr

>>18478644
She was always smut

>>18478956
Bro stop embarrassing yourself lmao

>>18478326 (OP)
The only women I ever found somewhat funny were some of them on MadTV

>>18479026
She was but it was different. She used to actually cut actual promos that told stories and built rivalries and she'd mix in some smuttiness for flavor. Now it's just smuttiness and more smuttiness with a side of promo to it. She isn't beating the Flanderization accusations
Watch this for example. The audio is out of sync but it's the only version I can find on youtube https://youtu.be/cwsebVZSuog?t=21
And it's not a face and heel difference either because she was doing great work as a face in the Mariah May angle too. Her writing just dropped off a cliff once the Megan Bayne feud came around

>>18480917
>that shitty accent
thats a fuck no for me m8

>>18480935
Well that goes beyond the content of the actual promo. If the character itself isn't for you then it just isn't for you kek

>>18478326 (OP)
She's so fucking cringe, legitimately embarrassing

>>18478554
Bro you posted a pic of yourself, your wife is definitely as ugly as you. You also paint your nails

This is the aewtist btw, he posted it here himself so im not doxing

>>18478599
Kek

>>18478326 (OP)
Oh yeah?

>>18478899
That's not what he implied at all you dumb indian

>>18478326 (OP)
>Too women married to men pretending to be fake lesbians for money
AEW is so fake empowering

>>18478326 (OP)
>Two women married to men pretending to be fake lesbians for money
AEW is so fake empowering

>>18478344
Why is 99% of all female comedians' jokes about sex and/or their vagina?

>>18478326 (OP)
Flanderized

>>18482192
people would rather hear women talk about sex and vaginas than hear their boilerplate philosophy and braindead political opinions (the reason all male comedy sucks). What do men complain like bitchy jobless women nowadays btw?

>>18482192
All women know their only value and way to get attention is their holes.

nice chickenshit heel gimmick, kid

>>18482340
ywnbaw

>>18480999
>These are the hideous faggots that post here
Grim, modern 4chan really is just reddit. Like this person would fit in perfectly in that one infamous reddit meetup picture

>>18478326 (OP)
RJ jumped the shark with my favorite wrestler, Timeless Toni. At least she doesn't talk when she's working in the ring.

>>18478428
What does that have to do with being a 1920s inspired starlet

>>18478326 (OP)
fat balding redditors belly laugh upon hearing this with their wife's son

>>18478389
They can wash your folds and heal your eczema

the worst type of women are women who try to be funny or think they're funny.

>>18478326 (OP)
>women can't be funny
And yet here you are, unironically posting on /pw/.

the funniest thing a woman’s ever done is exist rent-free in your head. Toni Storm’s out here doing deranged starlet cosplay and getting more heat with a shoe than half the roster gets with a mic, but sure bro, tell me again how "women ain't funny" while you chuckle at MJF doing open mic Reddit bits.

>>18478554
>AEWtist hates God and rejects free gift of salvation, enjoys grade 5 humor
Checks out

>>18482850
>deranged starlet cosplay and getting more heat with a shoe
She hasn't been this Toni for months. She died alongside Mariah May in LA. Now her character is just a cringe, deranged lesbian obsessed with le sex jokes.

>>18482913
You're writing Toni Storm fanfic in a thread where the OP said women aren't funny. Irony’s elbow-dropping you through a table.

>>18478326 (OP)
>Meanwhile male humour: I GET NO HOES

So fanneh xD

>>18483895
I'm not sure you know what irony is, lil bro. It would be ironic if he was using a funny Toni storm quote to say how she isn't funny. He didnt do that

>>18483940
Explaining irony in a Toni Storm thread is peak virgin behavior. She’s getting heat, you’re getting humbled.

>>18484022
Do you even know what heat is?

>>18484022
She's practically irrelevant like all of AEW is. Seriously not even Dave or anyone is out there glazing anyone on AEW like they have in years prior. Prove me wrong if you can.

>>18482784
Have sex inceloid freak

>>18482850
>>18483895
>>18484022
why are you posting like this

>>18484049
Buddy, you're on /pw/ confusing worked heat with the seething in your chest right now. Yes, I know what heat is — it’s what you don’t get when you cosplay Jim Cornette in a thread about Toni Storm. If you’re gonna gatekeep wrestling terminology, at least do it without sounding like a Reddit mod who just discovered kayfabe. Stay jobbing.

>>18484053
>Prove me wrong if you can.
what is this, a YouTube comment from 2008?

Meltzer not glazing AEW lately doesn’t mean they’re irrelevant, it just means the guy finally learned to put the lotion down. Stay mad, stay uninformed, and stay quoting Dave like he’s gospel. I’ll be over here watching Toni get heat while you get heartburn.

>>18478326 (OP)
I'm fat, old, balding, live in a trailer park, wear nail polish, have video game tattoos and think this is funny

>>18484110
>why are you posting like this
Imagine being this new. You're in a thread about wrestling, on a Mongolian finger-painting forum, and you’re upset someone’s cutting a promo like it's 2003 /b/ meets the Tokyo Dome. It’s called posting with heat, look it up before you embarrass yourself again, curtain jerker.

>>18482763
it doesn't have to

This thread hurts my soul.

>>18478326 (OP)
That's not funny it's just gay like all of aew

>>18482192
It's the only way to get men's attention. That's why women do topless protests

>>18480999
Idk why he posted this in the Dynamite gamethread not expecting to be made fun of

>>18478326 (OP)
Damn Alex Windsor looks like shit, not even as mildly attractive coworker

>>18478608
Toni is not even the best woman on the mic in AEW

>>18478326 (OP)
ive seen toni masturbate

>>18478414
>>18478414
>>18478414
afraid so.

>>18478414
We don't announce our arrival here.

>>18478534
>Who do you think these promos are catered towards?
Sex havers, thats why you Ecels hate it

>>18482850
>>18483895
>>18484022
>>18484118
>>18484137
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

>>18486263
>Ecels
Except I was watching Dynamite to have seen the promo this thread's about you braindead retard

>>18478326 (OP)
I'm gonna say it.
Timeless Toni Storm is the worst thing in AEW right now. I like both Toni and AEW but this is fucking shit and not funny at all

>le..... SEX!!!!
why do women only have one joke?