Thread 18479237

MJF And Briscoe Grudge Match Main Event, The CEO Returns, And Tournament Action Continues!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Wolstein Center in Cleveland, Ohio!
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>MJF vs. Mark Briscoe Grudge Match Main Event
>talents matt & nick vs. Brodido in a World Tag Team Title Eliminator Tournament Semifinal Match
>"8 Belts" Mercedes Mone Returns Live!
>Queen Aminata vs. Skye Blue vs. Alex Windsor vs. Billie Starkz in a Forbidden Door TBS Championship 4-Way Qualifier Match
>And More!

** 18 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

Nigger

>>18479237 (OP)
THIS IS ONLY GAME THREAS 3


AEWTISTS ARTIFICALLY INFLATIGN GAMETHREAD COUNT


ONLY GAME THREAD 3

>>18479237 (OP)
>gets replaced by WINDZAAAAAAAA
KWAB

big stoke will get some hoes before the year is over

Mina told me she'd have sex with me (I heard it in a dream)

22 minutes left to dunk on Edrones
Then I'll see you bros next Wednesday
Not ready for the fun to be over if I'm being honest.

>>18479248
It's actually 7

>>18479237 (OP)
>18 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London
kek, no one cares

Genuinely what the fuck was the point of MJF trying to join the Hurt Syndicate lasting longer than his entire time in it? What a waste of time...

Renee's meaty mommy jowls are all over the show tonight
I LOVE IT

>>18479271
Forbidden Door is practically sold out in the O2 arena little bro

>THIS IS ONLY GAME THREAS 3
>AEWTISTS ARTIFICALLY INFLATIGN GAMETHREAD COUNT

where’s buddy

AHEM, Banana Ball is actually fun an entertaining if you think regular Baseball is boring as fuck.

>>18479237 (OP)
Y'all should give WWE another try.

Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.

Its gotten a lot better

>>18479271
>I don't care so much I hang out here and try to convince based dub fans to stop enjoying themselves
Fucking lulz

>>18479278
Sicko booking has its pros as well as cons.

>>18479294
kek good joke

https://youtu.be/ZClA7N6QF1g?si=AbEcCfTpFlNnlMmO
>MJF joined 2 months ago

I picked up AEW late, can someone breakdown what has happened up until this point? He's a champion with a championship title shot, and Shelton & Bobby are champions. So what's the issue?

Kek is Swerve calling Okada a bugman

>>18479289
Dollar general with Rhea.

>>18479248
'tis tradition I'm afraid

>>18479278
It was always a dumb idea, he never fit from the start.

>>18479278
It was so entertaining watching MJF trying to join, but once he joined he really didnt do anything and it kind of sucked. Tony unironically fumbled

Did he say Bad Blood?

>the Japanese are soulless bugmen with soulless bug men eyes

Whoa Swerve

>>18479290
No pitching is one of the most interesting sporting things to watch, home runs are more kino than a touchdown.

>>18479278
MJF is so irritating that he instantly pissed off his new friends and they booted him out of the faction
unironically the most logical outcome of this story

Swerve still can't promo properly
not Main Event promo material

>>18479260
Come back for Collision on Saturday night brother. More fun comfy gamethreads and the 1 (one) singular lone Droney mong begging for (You)s and not getting them lmao

>>18479316
I mean folks....

>>18479285
>eurocucks sell out a shit show
Wow, big deal
>>18479297
I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything, sorry me saying a shit show is shit upsets you

>>18479319
Yeah not every group needs to have an epic breakup.

>>18479313
Fumbled? Story still going homie wtf you on
If you want a show to hold your hand, there's a show made for children on Mondays and Fridays

>>18479248
Stop squealing piggie. Go wipe the sweat off your forehead with a DUDE WIPE.

>>18479263
I WANT MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Swerve should let Nana speak for him desu, bro sounds lost as hell.

GIGA POP FOR THE HANGMIESTER

Sex with Alicia

SOMEONE POST RENEES TITS

Alicia Atout is a disgusting fucking piece of shit. Why would a Palestinian date a Jew? Vile fucking cunt

Does Marc Maron tell any actual jokes

>>18479303
he gets kicked out of each faction he joins or he destroys them from within. this is not a dog whistle that's just what happens. he's only out for himself

Marc needs to come out in his Rebel gear for this match.

>>18479329
>fucking lulz
>stop being upset
bro...come on lol
Shitpost better my god
Is this what its like the rest of the week here?

>agaynst
Leaf reporters deserve the rope

Do you think Okada ever says things to Swerve in Japanese that he can't say in English?

SQUISHY AND DELICOUS

>>18479323
>Come back for Collision on Saturday night brother.
>P-Please join us!!!!
KEK lonely ass AEWsissies begging for people to join their dead as fuck Collision gamethreads

????????????????????????????

I bet Buddy can promo better than swerve and I’m NOT that poster.

>>18479348
His life is the biggest joke, what a fucking hack

>>18479353
no clue what you are on about

>>18479323
I work Sat nights dawg
Starting in the UA Pipefitters union soon tho
Saturday nights gonna be free soon
Then I'll get to hang out here with you fuckers 2 nights a week and shit post

>THIS IS ONLY GAME THREAS 3
>AEWTISTS ARTIFICALLY INFLATIGN GAMETHREAD COUNT

>>18479348
Not anymore. Now it's just saying fuck and I used to do a lot of coke.

>>18479361
BOOBA MORE RENEE

>>18479324
Japanese still have sovl
It's the Chinese that are actual bugmen

did buddy show up yet?

>>18479362
Collision gets the same amount of threads as Raw and SD.

queen aminata sponsored by ohio

Posting this to make AEWsissies cry and shit themselves in fear

Do NOT look up what they’re saying about buddy on Twitter.

Renee in every segment lol

>Ohio The heart of it all
What was that?

>>18479303
this is the Solo gimmick poster btw

Stat in tight leather shorts, very erotic

>>18479367
>IDK WHAT YOU MEAN EVEN THOUGH I REPLIED TO YOUUUUU
Broooo
Keep trying
You'll get there
Maybe reddit is more your flavor?

>>18479383
Why didn't you say "piss themselves" lol

I wanna fuck Stat

Based Ohio. Convince me to go to a show at the bingo hall instead of going to see NIN in Cleveland.

>>18479376
The country that produces satanic transsexual robot anal porn has soul? Kek k.

Why wont Tony sign Izzy?

Stat had her hand in Renee's pocket

>>18479397
Looking extra Protostar here

>>18479393
You sound like you should go back there

were they supposed to show Stat putting her hand in Renee's pocket?

Holy shit this fucking dork MJF is still using this corny ass theme song lmao i only know who he is because he had a big feud with Punk

Willow needs to stop losing weight

>>18479405
Nature's pocket?

>>18479390
Thats actually not me lol but it's kinda funny you're paranoid. That is not my intention

I need Willow to fart in my face.

>>18479371
oh OK
based productive Anon

>>18479403
Their video games are sovlful
A lot of their anime too, though yes, much of it is very degen too
I'd take them over the CCP automaton submissive chinks

>>18479408
banned for calling edrones retarded faggots
I can do it here though
Ya retarded faggot

>>18479426
great...

>>18479412
Seriously why does MJF have that music? WOAT-tier

>>18479371
thinking about become a surveyor, you think that would be good job for a guy that enjoys to read?

>>18479313
Many such occurrences.

>>18479437
>admits to being a reddit faggot
lmao, holy shit

>>18479440
i was thinking the opposite. pretty good music

>>18479437
>banned for calling edrones retarded faggots
They hated him, for his message was righteous.

>>18479440
I like it

>>18479440
Its royalty free music on soundcloud LMAO he is a king for it. The theme alone basically makes fun of all these wrestlers that spend bank on their themesongs. MJF took a free song and is making money off it. Jews know money that much is true.

I think that, AEW been really fucking bad this year I dont think its going get better

Insider here. Austin Theory will show up to help MJF win the world title at Forbidden Door.

LET'S GO CHICKENMAN

Where's the slim jim logo?!

grudge match is no DQ?

Video is choppy

>>18479441
Honestly no idea bro
Currently a manager at pizza joint
I just know the United Association tops out Journeymen at $50 an hour on check
Provides 2 different pension
Free healthcare
Total package is like $90 an hour but yeah, 50 on check
Apprenticeship is 5 years
Starts off at like $25 an hour and you get a raise every 6 months until you become a journeyman
shits mint, not gonna lie.
You should check it out
I have a computer science degree but i can't work at an office because I talk too much shit
Blue collar unions are based.

>>18479454
I guess thats based but having a good theme and entrance is really important no matter how many times you AEW fans like to deny it

>No sponsors on the table

Refreshing to see

That guy has a cool Shrek shirt

>>18479463
why is there not 49 mins of downtime and ads between the matches?!?

>>18479350
OK that MVP's speech make sense. They're all heels so I didn't quite get it.

ISHII

>>18479404
source?

>Hangman/Jetspeed vs LFI
BASED

>>18479468
NO BODY FUCKING CARES AEW FAGGOT STFU

Based Rush and Mortos

YOU MESSS WIT DA BUUUUULLLLLLLL

>>18479468
Well either that or going to Korea to teach english, I need to be around asian women again.

>Hangman/JetSpeed vs LFI on Collision
BASED

ayo hol' up, Collision stacked this week????

>>18479469
It's catchy and that's all that matters

THEKLA ON OUR SCREENS THIS SATURDAY!

>>18479492
SEX
TRIANGLE

>>18479479
Her promos on Twitter sometimes look like JOI in certain parts

>>18479492
I want to rub Thekla's thighs

>>18479490
This will make the second week in a row where the best matches are on Collision. This might be Tony's ploy to get more Dynamite watchers to cross over.

>>18479474
kek what a premium live viewing experience

I would literally burn a piece of paper for Buddy to come on tv.

Will the upcoming Collision be Hangman's first appearance on the show? Faggot ass Phil banned him from the show once

>>18479492
Wasn't Thella supposed to be the new big star to replace Blake Monroe? Now shes barely even on Collision? Fucking LMAO

>>18479506
that wily fox

no buddy?

>>18479515
Nigga nobody gives a shit about Bloke Manroe. British people, especially british women are anti-dimes at the fed

they did the thing!

What happened to Yuta?

>>18479492
Sexla owes me Thek

>>18479525
I have a lot of buddies. But I don’t have Buddy.

diped out for south park keep me informed plz.

I want to rape this little faggot referee. Uppity little bitch.

BRISCOE IS HULKING UP BROTHER

>>18479525
The show ain’t over yet

>>18479541
Darby date raped him

Is Red Neck Kun Fu hard to learn?

>>18479506
>This might be Tony's ploy to get more Dynamite watchers to cross over.
Do you realize how stupid that would be? Tony needs to focus on making Dynamite as good as it can be. It needs all the viewers and attention it can get.

>>18479547
you conduct ITT tonight has shown you to be a massive homosexual yes. Not news at all.

there's no reason for MJF to have this title

>>18479555
With that haircut, he was asking for it

>>18479564
There’s no reason for MJF to still be employed

>>18479561
Im a sicko

>>18479557
One does not simply "learn" Redneck KungFu......

>>18479541
He will start his Fem-boy gimmick "The Bussy Hunter." next week.

Wow that was a gorgeous combo by mjf

>>18479557
If you're not actively drinking beer with your breakfast then yes, it's very hard.

>>18479440
Pretty thematic, I enjoy it.

>>18479564
he held the world title for over a year for a reason

>>18479560
True I honestly wish Tony would just get rid of Collision and focus on making just Dynamite and continuing to do great PPVs

>TAP
>TAPPP
>TAAAAAAAAP
lmfao

>>18479573
No you have a legitimate IRL mental illness.
There's a difference

>>18479560
Maybe WB is good with the Dynamite numbers. WWE being so cookie cutter has made Tony have to do more dynamic story-telling.

Never noticed how bad the ref’s 3 counts are

>>18479587
What kind of mental illness then

>>18479590
I've been noticing for a long time, I hate that weird hop he did with his foot.

>>18479557
If you work in the Poultry Business you know it already.

>rub your body into it
>it'll vibrate
What did he mean by this?

>>18479590
>>18479547
Bryce Remsburg is the worst referee in the world besides Aubrey. He fucking sucks and is a little faggot with an annoying high voice that tries to step up to wrestlers (lmao)

kino crash and burn

LONG ASS OVERRUN BROS
WE EATIN GOOD 2NITE

very satisfying table break

MJF usually likes to wrestle early

These tables are more dangerous than wwe slim jim tables.

BUDDY’S BACK HOLY SHIT

>>18479607
This country ass cracker destroyed that table, best wrestler in AEW at the moment.

Okay seriously why the fuck can't this gay little bottom boy end his shows on time

MJF has a bacne problem

this ref needs to get his damn eyes checked

DAMMIT
I'M WORKED

restart the match... NOW

>>18479610
Do the slim jim tables have mechanically separated wood?

>>18479615
You have a mental illness
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/text/gay%20bottom%20boy/
lmao

What's the Kayfabe reason that refs get distracted so easily?

HANGMAN

bros I hate that ref like you wouldn’t believe

>>18479626
Kek thats actually pretty funny for an aewsissy. Kudos.

>>18479632
They’re also NFL refs. They suck

Why does MJF have bacne but buddy doesn’t?

>>18479614
he has legit been smashing through tables for over 25 yrs now.
>>18479632
Ref shirt is -50 awareness XP

>>18479632
Those with special needs are the only ones that want to be refs nowadays.

Heem leaky

I hate this fuck

Does mjf just keep that ring against his dick all match?

>>18479648
fraid so

>>18479646
no they wont dummy he was the only getting giga pops tonight

>>18479646
That part. There was like no pop for hangperson lmfao

>trans people love Hangman sign
I flinched when I saw it

Oh my Science it's "Serious" Hangma'am

How tf does Tony get away with all these overruns?

>>18479648
It doesn’t as a cock ring. Kosher pickle

idk why but this hangman title reign hasn't worked so far.

this feud sucks

>>18479655
WBD does what Tone tells em to do
cacpice?

>>18479646
>crowd was always loud when MJF was champ
Hangman was always shit btw, he thinks he is Cody Rhodes and was always jealous of Cody. Cody probably left because he was one of the "children" at AEW

>>18479655
WBD loves him

Reminder


>>18479653
>trans people love Hangman sign
And he loves them too! :)

>>18479655
$

uhm. what?

wet fart of a finish

>>18479665
>AEWful
Go to bed old nigga

>>18479658
He's just not convincing as a tough guy. Your character needs to at least have some part of yourself in it. He's exposed himself by his faggotry online

>>18479651
yes they wuz

>>18479675
>>18479668
Wtf happened? I think I missed the last 30 seconds or something...?

>>18479655
When you lead in to Black Adam and *checks screen* Impractical Jokers reruns with the dude from 98º

>>18479688
just sloppy brawling between hangman and mjf and then mjf rolls out of the ring

>This sad Droney bitch who camps out in the Gamethreads all night long begging for attention and everyone just ignores him
KWABOTY
All Years

tony please pivot away from hangman as champ. this is unbearable.

Well that show sucked.

>>18479705
It's like hes trying to have a beloved babyface champ like Cody but its clearly not working lol.

Pissant show
Pissant fed
Pissant thread

>>18479716
He should put the strap on Buddy then

I know this isn't saying much but Hangman's first few weeks as world champion have been better than his first run when he did nothing but watch Danielson kick the Dark Order's ass. At least so far he's had three matches and is consistently appearing throughout the show

>>18479751
>>18479705
>>18479716

What could be done better with him?

>>18479764
fire his ass

>>18479764
he needs to burn another one of Swerve's houses down again

>>18479769
>>18479766
>>18479764
Hangperson is a fucking joke

>>18479764
i think not having an immediate challenger post all in was a mistake. mjf's story feels all over the place because he's in like 10 feuds for some reason

>>18479764
Tony should have thrown Hangman into a fresh program right away instead of wasting time with Mox for another three weeks. Other than that, his reign so far hasn't been bad.

>>18479828
>>18479813
Yeah why the hell hasn't he had a new challenger? Although idk who it would even be besides like Fletcher

>>18479789
Calm down Peepfag

>>18479237 (OP)
Shit ass fuckin show

>>18480244
Weird. That was the yelp review for your mom's donkey show.

>>18480433
Wtf is a donkey show, you clown?

>>18480515
Wtf is a mom you throwback

>>18480433
why are u looking up yelp reviews for that u freak

>>18480546
AEWsissies are into disgusting thinfs. They are following their leader

>>18479237 (OP)
Booba