Thread 18483065

ITS OVER. COUGH UP THAT MONEY TONY.

>>18483065 (OP)
Damn, this nigga got the Brian Pillman ankle injury, he's done

And all because Tony got a tiny ring

You mess with the schizo, you get the siege hammer

>>18483065 (OP)
>I've got a vagina

>>18483084
But enough about Kidd Bandit.

>>18483065 (OP)
Damn if cucky gets an infection and Rhea gets widowed hunter is going to push her to the moon

>>18483065 (OP)
>she broke my dick

>>18483072
The fault lies in him having a dumb finisher for his size. Guy weights a ton and decides that the best finisher for him is to jump from the top rope and land on his knees with the speed of an astronaut falling from the exosphere.
It's like the Tombstone and the Pedigree but times 10 worse everytime he performs it.

>>18483116
I thought his finisher was some modified powerslam.

>>18483065 (OP)
get well soon buddy
so you can finally fight me in the ring

>>18483116
He got injured doing his entrance in Tony's cheap ring that he rented for the Aussie tour.
Also his finish is sort of like a twisty death valley driver, that meteora he does is not his finisher and he does not land badly doing those since the guys slow his momentum a lot. And it's not even a knee injury.

>>18483065 (OP)
Hes really milking the ankle shit, Tony should just cut this shitter

>>18483128
I can’t believe you were asking an injured guy to fight you. You disgust me. *spits on you* Pathetic.

she was never married to you buddy
she was just along for the ride
youre gonna die on the operating table
and shes gonna sign in relief

>>18483072
It's really fucked how the human body works sometimes. You can crack your skull or your neck and then you can get back in the ring just fine, but if you injure this small part of your leg you're fucked for life

>>18483146
Good morning sir!

>>18483133
nonoononononon
i told him i would fight him as soon as he is healed.
i told him i can wait years. 1 year. 5 years, i can wait.
i told him i will wait and fight him when he is 100%

so i can break his legs again
and take his wife away in chains

Why did he wait 7 months after the injury to get surgery?

he is now as pathethic as breaking bad episode 1
rhea gives him a pity handy jay on his birthday
one hand, doesnt even look at him.

get well soon buddy. get well soon
i want you at 100% when we fight in the ring
straight back to the ER faggot

>>18483065 (OP)
guys...my ankle...ow...

>>18483162
Trying to milk as many of those tony shekels as possible, if tony has any braincells he would sue and release this shitter

>>18483162
Probably because he thought it would heal up normally. Seemed like a normal rolled ankle

Lmao this guys career is cooked. He got injured in february and now they're operating?

>>18483162
They usually wait for it to heal naturally and then if it doesn't heal properly they have to break the ankle again to hope it heals properly. It's the same injury that killed Brian Pillman's career

>>18483182
he was well enough to do fortnite dances on twitch
but he wasnt well enough to fight me.

its like the kid that cant go to school but is well enough to play computer games

buddy YOURE A KEK BUDDY
ILL SIEGE HAMMER YOU BUDDY

>>18483116
You're so fucking stupid lol

>>18483193
Why are you so obsessed with him? Out of any wrestler you pick that shitter to spam the board with?

>>18483203
Trying to clap Rhea's cheeks, can't blame him

>>18483203
he's rhea ripley's husband
i must fight him
and in a fair AEW ring fight
or else rhea can have me arrested for "threatening"

its actually the only legal way to demand fighting him without her having me jailed for stalking and threats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kVAGGv3JHc

>>18483217
- rhea has no cheeks because he made her anorexic.
- i cant clap her cheeks because im married and my own wife moggs her
- rhea is abusive and annoying irl, she would yell at me even if i was cooking for her

i cant touch her....i can however...make her husband bleed in the ring while she watches and cries...when tony khan books me to fight him as a celebrity meme.
and i can show my self naked to her to piss her off

we only live on life on this planet
gotta live it fully

>>18483233
You don’t have a fucking wife. Stop with the larp.

>>18483239
if i didnt have a wife i would have kidnapped you by now you dumb drongo

>>18483233
>he made her anorexic
Once you splat that warhammer to his skull she'll thicken right back up. At least we can all agree here that cucky is the problem

>>18483239
and btw i saw you bitching on your little interview
"people think they own me, im a human being!"

youre not a human being.
youre an object
you belong to me
if i can overpower you with a sledgehammer, you belong to me.

distance is the only thing keeping you "free"

>>18483261
luckily after his surgery he will finally agree to fight me in some weird "hit each other with kendo sticks" match tony books.
and then he will find out i also took dbol and meth to even the mods.

then he will bleed and die in the ring
and we can force feed the kangaroo cookies with molasses until she gets her ass back.

the fucking idiot barely married her for a few years and gas-lit her into B cups and pancake ass. she has a fucking thigh gap

>>18483249
>>18483261
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>>18483273
Worse than Rovert

>>18483273
She was thick when she was with him.

>>18483273
Yeah idk what the fuck happened, I guess he didn't like all of the male attention she was getting, fucking faggot
>>18483278
She was thick until these past couple of months, she's been losing weight fast

>>18483278
give me a break.
you saw her walking on the beach in a thong and he was absolutely furious.
he convinced her to become anorexic so other men wont look at her.

and as for "clapping her cheeks" you are aware she 24/7 jumps into the arms of every niggger for photos right? she non stop tries to cuck you and cause drama. if i was married to her i would have killed her 30 times by now. buddy tolerates her because hes like a 12y that wants to flex with his famous girlfriend. no self respecting man would tolerate her

>>18483283
Can’t blame buddy for that. I doubt any diet they had changed all of a sudden. It’s just her working and not eating properly which she admitted multiple times.

>>18483292
bullshit and ill tell you why exactly.
her makeup artist said that she always has bananas for when rhea forgets to eat.
so they are always making sure she eats.
and its not like she cant have food ordered when traveling.
you really think triple H is gonna let his top girl star stay hungry on the road?

its this year that she became thin as fuck, just progressively getting worse. luckily she finally got the hint by us talking about it. i think shes eating up now.
i only had to bust her balls every day

>>18483297
>rhea forgets to eat
Ok. I know.

>>18483233
>aunty
good morning saar

>>18483277
Nah at least this guy stays in his lane. The crippled swine shits up the entire board

the buddy poster in the AEW gamethreads is going to be devastated. please pray for him

>>18483065 (OP)
Oh man cucky gonna look like a fucking chicken

>>18483394
He’s in every game thread to be fair but yeah the cope is gonna make him continue to spam.

>>18483065 (OP)
Wtf why is he only just getting surgery now lmao he's been gone for 6 months

>>18483065 (OP)
It's over for him. He'll be lucky if he doesn't catch a nasty infection that kills him.

>>18483516
Last month he said the healing wasn’t going as well as he thought it was. So it’s not a “well the ankle just needs rest” injury anymore.

>>18483516
Who gives a fuck tonedog is paying for all of it lmfao

>>18483065 (OP)
Someone finner him.

Damn. Isn’t she going on a European tour in a couple weeks? He’s gonna be lonely during therapy kek.

Buddy doesn’t look to healthy. He needs stop the steroids

>>18483218
So beautiful w/less tatts

>>18483065 (OP)
Bet her BBC bvll is a lucky man

>>18483065 (OP)
Ya jus gotta post the webm of Buddy rolling his ankle because of AEWs incompetence to secure a ring before their live event and they frantically had to rent a sub par ring from some local outlaw indie mudshow
KWAPC

>>18484237
I've seen better rings in India (Rakesh Orton!).

Tony does all these cost cutting measures because he pays his toys too much up front. He's way overbudget.

>>18483753
The AVERAGE age of death for juiced up bodybuilders is like 46. Cucky is 36, he is on pace to croak soon

>>18484545
I speak for everyone here when I say we want Buddy to live forever. And that’s a shoot brother.

I want Buddy to die

>>18484582
Opposite Day

hope he dies on the operating table
i can't stand you buddyfags

>>18484599
There are no buddyfags. There’s one guy who really likes him. One guy who hates him to the point of insanity
>>18483297
And everyone else is just ambivalent to him.

imagine if buddy dies in surgery due to the roids KWAB

>>18483218
Why do you want to fight the husband of a woman that would have you arrested?

Welcome back Buddyla

>>18484817
Kek

>>18484750
Many are saying this

>>18484920
No one is saying that.

>>18484924
i'm saying it

>>18484942
Did you make this lie?