Thread 18486688

What will be his legacy? What are some of your favorite Jake Hager or Jack Swagger moments?

>>18486688 (OP)
>we'll never see Jake Hager's hat again
why even live

One of the GOATs. I'm honored to have watched his run. Based that he eclipsed Angle and has more 5star matches than him

He's sloppy with his power level/politics and doesn't have enough of an upside to be worth defending. He was already looking like shit in Lucha Underground and if AEW didn't come around he'd have started this business years ago. He's done with MMA, and while I thought his wife divorced him they're still together according to Wikipedia.

A pity he's going to get ass-fucked by all the Indian cartels taking over trucking in the US, but he probably doesn't have much else he can do now that his body is more than broken down.

>>18486688 (OP)
He's gonna start doing TikTok duets with Ryback

>>18486703
Fuck, you're right

>>18486688 (OP)
His legacy will be his few years in WWE, which were above average at best. Everything else he did after that was dog shit.

>>18486688 (OP)
Oh no!

I mean to make the transition (not like THAT) from wrestler to MMA is not something that's easy but he's among those who did it.

>>18486703
Tony Khan should induct that hat into the inaugural AEW Hall of Fame

>retires with the Lucha Underground Championship
My GLOAT.

>>18486939
>doesn't induct hager
>inducts the hat
dimes

>>18486688 (OP)
>what will his legacy be?
Test from wish.com.

>>18486688 (OP)
>What will be his legacy?
his wife leaving him and the kids to go fuck other men for her onlyfans

>>18486688 (OP)
>What will be his legacy?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT’S THE ROLLING STONES

>>18486688 (OP)
The WOAT

>>18486688 (OP)
>What will be his legacy?
Getting beaten up by Marina Shafir

>>18488078
STONE COLD BOMB OF A WIFE
>WOO

>>18486688 (OP)
JR made a mistake. This guy had nothing. He did not have the IT factor. He was just some big guy from Oklahoma. He couldn't speak and when he did, you heard the lisp. The thing anyone will remember most about him is when he had that eagle mascot accompany him to the ring, and of course WEED THE PEOPLE.

>>18486688 (OP)
His "We the people" theme was extremely over with me brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx60996AUOk

what went wrong? I don't think he was that bad.

>>18486688 (OP)
>legacy?
Being the sidekick to Zeb's based promos

I can't find the earlier Jack Swagger thread, but we discussed his wife's semi-porn career. Some anon said, "It was the biggest cock she ever took". And if you watch his wife's video, you'll know why she's a size queen.

Marrying a girl who has done porn? Come on. Saraya has a new podcast and she makes fun of small dicked guys like Hager. She said sucking his small dick was like smoking a clove.

>>18486688 (OP)
My favorite Jake Hager match was vs Orange Cassidy where the story of the match was Orange attempting to steal his purple hat.

ON
YOUR
KNEES

>>18488131
Tbh his ECW run as a proto-Kurt Angle who was a smarmy jock champion was dimes

>>18486688 (OP)
High house show draw

>>18486792
>all the Indian cartels taking over trucking in the US
is it so fucked up like this, americhads? I thought truck drivers' unions/mafias were tough nepo guys, still way better than pajeets ofc, what happened?
Also, can this lead to Hager coming back in a storyline as a Patriot >>18488133 against the jeet truck cartel?

>>18488133
His previous one was dimes incarnate, though.
https://youtu.be/UNp4-9eLleE?si=9C5IEZBqRwEeWD02

>>18486688 (OP)
Jack Thwagger was funny. I don't think he meant to be, but he wath.

>>18488131
Unfortunately JR is a mark for College football athletes. Those guys are almost always a gamble though. For every Rock, you have a Parker or a Swagger.

>>18488570
Negative charisma, no talking skills whatsoever. He must be very thankful he lucked into a long career, a guy like him who can't work the mix were a dime a dozen in the mid 2000s and almost all of then washed out of the industry before the end of the decade.

>>18486688 (OP)
for me? you just know it's the Swaggie

>Looked like a million bucks
>Had a real wrestling background
>Could've been the next Kurt Angle
>Then he spoke
>LISP LISP LISP

It was over.