Thread 18487079

Tik Tok is not bad ass

>>18487079 (OP)
Shut up boomer scum

>>18487079 (OP)
>mmmmmm... anon I've been seeing you post about nash getting raped on /pee dubya/ instead of watching the matches, see me in the locker room later and bring me a bottle of jack

And yet the current product out-earns any other time in WWE’s history, including the attitude era

>>18487129
>And yet the current product out-earns any other time in WWE’s history,
and yet the current product is boring af

WWE talent can't even stand watching it's so the shits kek

>>18487079 (OP)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Time to bring back wrestlers court
some thumbs in asses and some backstage humiliation rituals will get this locker room back in order and make things bad ass again

>>18487129
Go back to watch your capeshit movies gigafaggot

>>18487129
Out-earns, and will never be watched more than once by anyone.
And most of the matches will only be seen in highlight form that cut 17 minutes of badness, somewhere on Twitter where it's free.
And clearly is so atrocious that none of the talent behind the curtain want to watch it.
If it were good, you'd think wrestlers would study it.

Drones sound so much like bischoff and Russo when wcw was making more money than it ever had, and went out of business two years later
Tl,dr: little kids are dumb

taker is such a faggot simp for rhea

>>18487079 (OP)
Ok, so one hand, he is right, if you want to learn and improve, watching videos and asking more experienced wrestlers is things you should do, but on the other, Carder is known for being an actual fossil when it comes to his understanding of wrestling, not that there is anything wrong with how he understands it, it's just that he is out of touch with how "modern" wrestling is consumed.

>>18488246
My favorite thing is watching fat autistic virgin smarks telling a 40 year wrestling veteran about hiw he doesn't understand "the business" that made him tens of millions of dollars.

>>18488246
You can hear in the rest of the podcast how he praises Günther and Bron Breakker for being oldschool and doing it right.
Conveniently the hottest talents who aren't Cody, Punk, Roman or Cena.

>it's all about money and miles!!!
>wrestlers do stuff to earn more money without having to add any miles
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18487079 (OP)
There was this older guy at my job who was annoying as fuck trying to son all of the younger people. He didn't actually care about teaching you anything, he was just an egomaniac on a neverending powertrip. We ended up beating him up, dousing him in lighter fluid, and setting him on fire in the parking lot.

>>18487079 (OP)
Stfu old faggot

Taker is 1000% correct and anyone screaming "boomer" or "old" is a retarded zoomer faggot. Only dumb women should be doing tiktoks.

>>18487129
>And yet the current product out-earns any other time in WWE’s history, including the attitude era
But nobody is watching. WWE has taken the modern videogame model of "why sell a million games when we can 100,000 games to retarded whales that will spend like the good consoomers they are".

>>18488556
I did not expect that twist ending. 8/10 story.

based take
bury those zoomzooms

>>18487079 (OP)
>>18487105
He's not wrong. All of modern wrestling looks and feels so faggy. It went from believable cool guys or athletes to faggy theater kids who couldn't even cut it there.

Says the guy that has a podcast and comes cosplaying as a biker.

>>18487079 (OP)
So the main takeaway this shitter took from watching hundreds of hours of matches on the monitor, was to start wearing MMA gloves and call himself DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE. Time well spent 'carder.

Mmm you should be exposing the business on your podcast now that's badass

>>18487079 (OP)
>Taker:TikTok is garbage

and hes right. Its the worst shit that ever happened to the internet.

>>18487145
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>>18488920
These trannies really trying to argue record profits aren't based lmfao

>>18488556
Good, few years ago a highschool friend of mine threw acid on stomach of a very talkative uppity boomer and two months later the victim died due to gangarine infection spreading to bowel and penis.

>>18489141
>These trannies really trying to argue record profits aren't based lmfao
Taylor Swift is making more money than ever on concerts, so clearly she is a great musician and the industry has never been better....or she has an army of retards (women and moms) willing to pay for this garbage

>>18489309
nta but it’s fine to admit when something is popular without having to admit to being a fan of it

>>18488556
Based Kane lore

Why did Drumpf repeal the Tiktok ban

Mmmmm I always critique the work brother, giving pointers to your fellow employees is badd ass to the bone baby

>>18487129
>the Saudi Arabian royal family gives us free money now so that means everything we do is right, and that Cody Rhodes is a bigger moneymaker than Austin

>>18489510
The Tiktok has dirt on Donald J. Trump

>>18487129
wwe is the draw now, not the marks in the ring

>>18489577
the logo is the only draw. that's all that matters. I stare at the screen until I don't see the logo anymore

>>18487079 (OP)
what would be the point in WWE talent watching the matches? they all wrestle the same and all the matches are the same, there's nothing for them to learn from it.

>>18487079 (OP)
>never had to think a single moment of how to market himself outside of showing up to work
>never had to get over on social media on his own because he already had a reputation and fame of working +20 years for Vince's WWE
>never had to compete with 1 billion content makers to stay relevant
>has to have podcast set up for him
>shits his own podcast by removing the funny guys, replacing them with his ice cold wife and has nobody to pump the brakes when he starts rambling about his own career like he's the guest of the show
>doesn't probably have to work,lands on WWE side show gigs and gets his boring speaking tour booked twice
>"THESE DARN KIDS ON THEIR PHONES ALL DAY"
Grandpa Undergoober is the worst character he has played

>>18488261
>40 year old veteran who only got in because of his height and built a career off a fluke of luck at mania
Fixed it for you.

>>18487079 (OP)
I'd love to ether this retarded boomer

"mmmm you better watch the other matches kid"

Oh did that help you? You didn't have a SINGLE good match until you discovered finisher spam in 2008

Can't blame them, who'd want to watch the WWE style all night, every night? Its boring as fuck.

>>18488556
Your stepdad will never love you

>>18488556
what a heel turn

>>18487129
got the old fucks steamin with this one

>>18489330
WWE is less popular than it's ever been, or at least less so than it has been for 20 years. The proof is the significantly lower ratings and the near zero cultural relevance. Hulk Hogan in the 80s was at a similar level of fame as Michael Jackson or Madonna. But now far more people outside the wrestling bubble STILL know old schools guys like Hogan, Savage, Austin, Taker, etc. than they do the "big" stars of today like Roman and Cody.

The reason WWE gets record profits is:
1) Brand name/value which was built on the success of, and nostalgia for, earlier eras.
2) Selling TV rights and PLE rights to desperate streaming/TV execs that foolishly think WWE can use a similar ad revenue model as live sports. This always fails but TKO/WWE is good at working the executive marks.
3) Foreign governments pay WWE tons of money for shows there, again based on nostalgia for better wrestling and bigger stars, especially evident with the Saudi shows.

Now this is the part where you cope by pretending it doesn't matter that TV ratings are in the toilet and the only recognizable stars are guys that debuted 20+ years ago.

>>18487079 (OP)
This guy sits around all day having a podcast with his wife and occasionally showing up on Fox news or legitimately when you just show up anytime on any news organization over and over and over again, whether it leans to the left or to the right. I just think you're a massive fag like there's no other way around it like you're just an attention seeking whore at that point. Like you didn't really see the undertaker go on anything when he had a career, but he's so butthurt that he doesn't do what he does anymore and is in the center of so much attention that Mr mmmmmmm badass needs to constantly be doing stupid shitty podcasts with this stupid cunty wife and occasionally appear on new shows and say oh what you guys are saying is totally right. I believe in everything that what you're saying because I don't really have an opinion and the young people of today are wrong. And like I'm pretty damn sure that undertaker probably has a tick tock or will have a tick tock at some point. I hate tick tock

>>18489510
Because they gave him money

>>18490167
Many are Saying this

>>18490167
fraid so

>>18488556
Based. Fuck boomers.