Thread 18491078

NEW HORIZONS EDITION!!!

The feud of the year is over. We were blessed with banger after banger, but now it's time to look toward the future! There was a segment teasing a potential Lyra and Bayley storyline last RAW, so we may see them explore that for a bit. Beyond that, the possibilities for new matchups against the wealth of talent on the women's roster are nearly endless! How will the year of the birb continue? We shall see what's in store for /ourjoshi/!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic. Uh oh!

Previous: >>18453007

SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LE
RAW SEGMENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLCtpPI1I
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t


Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/

birb butt

what is the cheapest way to commit suicide with stuff I can buy on amazon?

>>18491083
Buy a drone, drive towards a military base, and then let it fly around there. Once they come to question you, you just run at them.

luv Lyra
luv Becky
luv Tatum
luv Bayley
luv Asuka
luv Kairi
luv Sol Ruca
luv Blake Monroe
luv Stephanie Vaquer
luv Tiffy
luv Liv
luv Rhea
luv Giulia
luv Chelsea
luv Roxy
luv Raquel
luv Natalya
luv Alexa
luv Charlotte
luv Zelina
luv Maxxine
luv Ivy
luv IYO

>>18491078 (OP)
Best and most wholesome general on this board

>>18491250
<3

>>18491078 (OP)
She's so cool!

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried and has no title

>>18491083
hey man this is pw most of us suffer from mental illnesses, find solace in the fact that we are all suffering together and let's continue to shitpost about lyra!

I'm going to leave a trail of Hunger Games pages to lure Lyra into my house

I have a feeling HHH posts on these threads cause this woman is awful in promos

>>18491905
The show would be good if the writers were on pw. We can book a stadium filling show.

>>18491905
She's great at promos, maybe you think shes bad because you are an incel that can't take women seriously.

Best nxt call up in the past 10 years.

>>18492466
kirdblt, birdcult

>>18492466
Yup.

>>18491126
This anon gets it. The entire WWE women's roster is DIMES right now.

HRNG

>>18491965
She can't cut a promo anon

>>18491126
I like Zelina's hooters but I'd put Bianca in her place, otherwise based list

All i hear is crickets. Yep, sounds like a Lyra Valkyria entrance in here

>>18493470
Then you might wanna move out of your trailer away from the crickets and get a TV with working speakers. She always gets reactions and cheers.

>>18493563
at the bar her alcoholic ass visits after the show maybe.

>>18493563
Correct.

>>18493771
Good one. I think.

>>18491078 (OP)
cure retard

>>18493906
>cure
>wired
GMS

>>18493906
birb of prey scanning for targets

>>18495013
she can prey on deez nutz.

.

>>18495626
I would buy those from her if she was willing to sell them to me.

>>18495795
What would you do with them?

>>18495795
kek

Pits

Jim Cornette hated Lyra's match
https://youtu.be/uq36znALa34

Don’t mind me just bumping anything the annoying necrobumper might be trying to force into the archive, even lame threads like this. You’re welcome

caw

>>18498597
Bless you, friendo

>>18498034
Jim hates Becky so it isn't a surprise either, Second the criticism is right and ruined Lyra and buried both her and Bailey to feed Becky Gilmore's ego, and she is now after the divas of her era out of "personal glory".
Worse is that haitch isn't going to screw her because of the retarded seff storyline.
Because if i was him and Heyman, id write seff with a betrayal out and put Bron Breaker and let him loose on the mic and tell the PG ratings to fuck off.
And have Naomi bury her and later announce that she isn't the Booker of raw anymore and her her Creative Control is gone.

>>18498255
Delightful buttcheeks

The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands & feet Proportion

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried and has no title

I love these three joshis like you wouldn't believe.

>>18498255
Irish thighs save lives.

>>18502139
The only time Dakota looked attractive.

>>18493425
Is it wrong that I want her to stretch (Me) like that?

Good evening.

>>18500208
KIRDBLT!

birb butt

>>18502769
Complete and utterly perfection.

>>18502139
RIP Kota

>>18502769
*sniff*

>>18502139
In hindsight they should've put the title on Dakota

>>18503431
She got even less reactions than Lyra. And her age and knees are a risk. Plus she cries on social media.

>>18503431
She got zero reactions in the match before that. She was more over than Lyra ONCE, you gotta get over it.

>>18503463
>lyra beats iyo once
>dakota gets more reactions once
It’s a pattern with this guy.

>>18503431
I agree, Dakota was always more over than Birb

>>18503549
this

Now he’s talking to himself. Not surprised with how lonely the iyo thread is.

>>18503549
true

>>18503744
I don't even think he's a real Iyo fan, he just uses her as an avatar.

oh it's samefagging hours? cool

>the birbfag samefags in a seething rage because nobody likes birb
>iyo outta nowhere
Kek what a fucking loser

Make it less obvious.

Actual angel.

Bros, it just seems right when Lyra is being dominated by other women

>>18505745
hot

>>18505745
The dome is shopped, right? Straight Neanderthalian

>>18498023
Why bird? She never explains her bird entrance or incorporates it in to her character or ring work. It's pointless and stupid

>>18506733
wrong

>>18505377
Many are saying this.

>>18507328
Explain her bird gimmick. Why does Irish Morrigan worshiper Lyra dress like a tropical Brazilian parrot during her entrances ?

>>18491078 (OP)
When's she getting slimed?

>>18507723
*farts on you*

>>18506733
>>18507723
Why are you so obsessed with it? No one here bats an eye at Vaquer's gimmick (which is hot af btw), Nikki's getup, Asuka and Kairi's Kabuki gear, Candice's pixie wings, pawg straps on nearly every female talent and many more. Neither of those get incorporated into their character because no one cares. Some stuff just looks cool.

>>18508411
Because you’re talking to the Iyofag

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried and has no title

birb butt

>>18509373
im more of a birb pit kinda guy

>>18508411
There does seem to be something strange and disingenuous about the way certain pedophiles talk about Lyra's wings.

>>18510227
She does have divine looking pits.

>>18511381
>refuses to wear knee pads
>betrays her

Birb on Raw?

Lyra's little 'tism expressions

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried and has no title

Starting to think Iyofag likes Lyra if he enjoys bumping her threads.

The only reason these Irish HOGS are being spammed here is because they are so plain you think that you have an actual chance with them.

What I see when I look at Lyra

>>18516562
Cute.

Oh no.

>>18517829
Bayley looks really good here

>>18518396
She always look spectacular

>>18518406
true

>>18517829
She's been saying she wants to do a romantic storyline. Lyrabros... I don't feel so good.

>>18491078 (OP)
There is no way at this point that Lyrafag OP actually still likes Lyra. It has to be ironic mockery. I refuse to believe anyone can still support this mid worker with a face not even a mother could love.

>>18517829
Bayley looks like a childless wine dyke aunty and Lyra's boyfriend looks like a reddit using discord pedo. Cero dimos from me, amigo.

Isn't there anybody else that Lyra can fight? Why is always Becky Hogan or Bayleys?

They are burying her, aren't they?

>>18520306
Incorrect on each and every count

>>18520618
Rare Lyra???

Has lyra been on raw yet?

>>18520817
Nope

She's so delightful

>>18516562
kek what a lockerroom leader

They really need to keep birb away from microphones

BIRB IS NOT A TWEENER
FUCK YOU TRIPLE NOSE

I loved that Bayley video package and I'm really excited to see this story develop.

>>18521070
Yeah it'll be fun. They'll definitely have her fuck with Lyra in some way

>>18521230
I hope she physically and mentally humiliates Lyra like Becky did. I love Lyra but this is my fetish now.

>>18521307
Imagine if Becky and Bayley teamed up to be a lez couple and forced Lyra to be their pet

>>18521345
Now I need to change my sheets

>>18521345
I watched a video like this recently and it was so fucking hot

>>18521366
Link

>>18521042
She's not over no matter what they do with her.

>>18520495
They're burying her while telling her they're elevating her and this will lead to long term payoff. I dunno why both hags are so threatened by Lyra, there are hotter, younger more talented up and comers they should worry about taking their spot.

>>18521353
>>18521366
Their new stable would he named "BBL" (Bayley Becky Lyra) and all three of them change to matching ring gear and they have have BBL printed either underneath their asses (with pawgstraps) or ON their asses

>>18521407
wtf dimes just started floating out of my couch

>>18521370
I can't find the video now. It was Coco Lovelock being dominated by these two older bimbos with fake tits.

>>18521370
>>18521462
Coco Lovelock, Bridgette B, Phoenix Marie
Enjoy

>>18521366
fucking hot

>>18491082
so much fucking sexier than this forced hag

Bayley is gonna betray her for real :(

>>18522955
it was always going to happen but their run together still was over too soon

>>18522950
looking real jacked baby

>>18521307
hot

>>18524462
Her legs are so muscular

>>18525014
Based lash and Jakara being happy.

>>18525817
Sucks that Jakara was released. Surprising too, considering their short run on the main roster while technically being NXT talent.

>>18526403
Was she even bad? I know everyone talks about lash but Jakara wasn’t even given chances.

>>18526403
Glad she got signed with TNA really quickly. And she can always come back if she impresses there.

>>18526418
That's true. Shes seemed fine in the few matches I saw her wrestle, so if she can get over she can always come back.
>>18526406
I thought she was fine. They barely got any promos on the main roster but she had some decent matches, certainly not any worse than some of the other talent on the main roster.

The Lyra thread is about anyone but Lyra

>>18516562
I like this birb

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has sex with her own brother and has no title

hoooooly based

>>18528014
Cute

>>18521307
this match did things to me

>>18501683
Soon to be reunited???

>/birb/ - Lyra Valkyria General
Buried
Irish
Retarded
Bird

>/birb/ - Lyra Valkyria General
Beloved
Irish
Radiant
Beauty

>>18531430
I can't remember her doing this before. Just the one time and it made such a huge impression.

Wish Dakota was still around. Not sure why they let her go.

>>18531456
She’s pretty injury prone. You just can’t trust her. Especially with kairi flying around. Also old and kind of has an annoying attitude complaining about booking.

>>18531464
>Also old and kind of has an annoying attitude complaining about booking.
I think that's what got her in the end. She had a good thing going with regular TV time being part of Damage Control, which is more than many can say for themselves. I get where she was coming from, I really do, but that just doesn't work if you are out months at a time recovering from injuries.

>>18531670
Also her bf was annoying and getting into fights with podcasters so two birds one stone.

>>18531735
I never even knew about that. Still sucks, I actually liked Dakota.

>>18531735
I liked Eddy too but he seems quite uppity.

Bump to make anti-waifufags seethe. I don't even watch this company. Cheers bros.

It's over. The birb is cooked.

Based family

>>18522950
Is this a Jay Leno lookalike contest?

>>18533518
Kek, what a beloved player!

>>18533114
based

kek I love this pic

>>18534475
Robert Smith player

>>18534562
:3

>>18521345
Dimes

>>18535553
She’s waving at me.

>>18534552
She's so fucking ugly bros...

>>18531735
I thought she was a gay dyke

>>18536431
There were rumors she was banging Shayna. She could be bi but nah she’s with the zesty Eddy Thorpe

Lewd birb hours

>>18536932
>the recoil on those cheeks

ok how you know

She owes me (one) sniff of her bird hole btw

>>18538380
For what purpose

>>18536431
I think it was more that she's bi and had a thing with Shayna, but you know how things on /pw/ are. They see a dyke and someone that's bi and assume they're fucking.

Aoife.

>>18505745
She has this innocent quality to her. You see an earnest, hard working girl who is madly in love with wrestling. Women like Becky and Rhea see a vulnerable and pure soul that is a prime target for sexual dominance and corruption.

>>18491078 (OP)
The OP image looks like a still frame from the cures music video for pictures of you but I also want to kill myself so maybe I am seeing things in distortions

>>18540845
don't do it bro

>>18540320
Cusack.

>>18542569
Imagine riding a roller coaster with Lyra and she gets scared and grabs your arm

>>18542737
:3

>>18542737
Cute!

>>18521307
hotttt

>>18543983
Kek Lyra is so based.

I think they got Tulpa anon

>>18543983
Kek so cute

Gotta love the Birbster

>>18544967
:(

>>18545521
you just gotta!

>>18545524
o7 to him. The feds got him after all.

>>18542569
what a dream

board moving fast today

>>18548013
Like mighty tree trunks

Peaceful thread today lads.

>>18548146
Yup, it's been quite nice.

It's been too long since the last Lyra match. I'm used to our workhorse wrestling most weeks.

>>18548179
same bro, same

Aoife is beautiful

>>18549630
kek, what an expressive birb!

>>18550388
I liked KC and KC. I understand why they got cut, they weren't on TV very often. But I liked when they did get time. Lyra and Bayley's tag gauntlet was one of the most entertaining TV matches so far this year.

Beautiful Birb Butt

>>18551034
Oh lord that's a prime target for slapping

Hey guys did you know she’s….engaged????!

>>18551643
wtf I hate Lyra now

>>18552424
Kek she’s a cutie.

>>18552424
She's just like me fr

Why is the board moving so fast?

>>18554403
>last post 25ish minutes ago
>page 5 already
oh boy

>>18555448
Becky stompers

>>18554403
AEW lost to NXT again, Meltzer's lyin' again.

>>18556044
KWAB

Lyra.

I like lyras mutt friend. The one who’s dating Noam

Hope we get a match next week

>>18556044
he's still going btw, this is really fucking annoying

>>18560050
>page 7
Absolutely crazy. No way should there be this much activity at this hour.

Checking the catalogue, the second to last thread on page 10's last reply is 1 hour 20ish minutes old. This is on par with the day Hogan died and /pw/ found out. Every thread went fo page 7 within half an hour.

>>18561816
Imagine her raping me

>>18559504
Precious Lyra boobs

Next birb op image and edition suggestions?

>>18562586
Let’s reuse some old ones.

>>18562660
we did have the becky stompers a few threads ago

>>18562726
I see two cuties

Lyra is....

>8 days
>still hasn't hit the bump limit
ice cold general

>>18565073
She hasn't had a match on the last two episodes of Raw. Unusual for our workhorse.

>>18565464
this

>>18566749
Dakota looks like she's hugging Lyra's legs. That's what I'd do.

>>18566814
we all would!

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried and has no title

>>18569673
Lyra's armpits are beautiful

>>18569034
She’s also engaged. Just like iyo is.

>>18569874
A true work of art

Lyra on a potential short stint in AAA? Thoughts?

>>18570917
Triplemania was amazing so sure

>>18570917
>>18571398
Also Roxanne and Lola were dressed sluttier than usual

>>18571398
>>18571441
Imagine if birb dressed more lewdly for matches in AAA. Perhaps she would even go out there with open hair? How lewd!

Holy shit cancel the lyraverse now get this charismaless cunt off TV

>>18570917
It won't help her get over, Mexicans don't give a shit about her either.

>>18563853
..one of the cutest joshis on the roster

>>18574169
Jawdroppingly beautiful

I miss IC birb, she need to win it back

>>18573345
>>18573354
You should happy. Iyos husband lost.

>>18575648
I honestly just wanna see her wresyoe now people

>>18576328
Let her get involved with Iyo and Roxanne desu

Kek.

Lyra.

>>18577210
Valkyria.

>>18576346
Lyra always getting RAPED

>>18579709
>>18576346
She does appear to find herself in lezdom angles rather often

The X algorithm is good at showing me things I want to see. Great shots of Lyra from the crowd.

>>18580614
Very pretty.

gotta love the birbmeister

>>18554728
sniff

this is the oldest thread on the board and the second oldest is an anti IYO thread, obviously this is 1 guy bumping by himself for 10 days

>>18581964
see
>>18565464
This happens to all the generals when there are no major developments. You're just nitpicking and trying to look for anything at all. Btw, saging a thread shows how gotten to you are.

>>18581994
you are clearly the same homo making and bumping the anti IYO threads by yourself

>>18582021
Believe whatever makes you happy, just keep it out of this thread, thanks.

>>18582035
no

>>18582049
Damn bro you’re still mad about EVIL?

>>18582066
see, I was right, trannywheels

>>18582155
>>18582155
>>18582155
>>18582155
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