Thread 18491714

Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena - 5

CM Punk vs. GUNTHER - 4.5

Logan Paul & Drew McIntyre vs. Jelly Roll & Randy Orton - 3.75

Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed - 4

Six tag team TLC match - 4.75

Naomi vs. Rhea Ripley vs. IYO SKY - 4

Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill - 2

Becky Lynch vs. Lyra Valkyria - 3.75

Solo Sikoa vs. Jacob Fatu (Steel Cage) - 2

Dominik Mysterio vs. AJ Styles - 2.75

Alexa Bliss & Charlotte Flair vs. Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez - 3

Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kross - 1.5

>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kross - 1.5
LMFAO Kross fucking SUCKS!

Actually a pretty reasonable set of ratings for once from ol dave

>>18491714 (OP)
Even one of the best wrestlers in the world cant carry Kross to a good match. Brutal.

it's funny how there is no coherency for whatever rating system he uses. how does punk vs gunther gets that high of a rating

What is Meltzer’s criteria, how does he weigh a match to determine its star rating?

>Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena - 5
Great match that lost the plot at the end and devolved into terrible indieshit slop. 4 stars.

>CM Punk vs. GUNTHER - 4.5
Should be 5. Best match in years.

>Logan Paul & Drew McIntyre vs. Jelly Roll & Randy Orton - 3.75
Far too low. This was the second best match on the card and Logan continues to be the best wrestler in the world. 4.25

>Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed - 4
This was mostly boring and heatless outside of a couple cool Bron spots. 2.5

>Six tag team TLC match - 4.75
This is was just catnip for Dave's dumb spotmark brain. The match was a terrible obviously fake trampoline exhibition, no one cared about anyone in it, and it was a 12 man match that still somehow had 6 different people interfere. Indieshit gargage. 0.5

>Naomi vs. Rhea Ripley vs. IYO SKY - 4
Nothing special, but nothing too bad either. 3 stars

>Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill - 2
sure

>Becky Lynch vs. Lyra Valkyria - 3.75
This is the most offensive rating of all and proof he will pop for anything with weapons and spots. This was one of the worst matches of all time. A 30 minute long slog of absolute shit, filled with botches, and that no one cared about from start to finish. This was abysmal. -4 stars

>Solo Sikoa vs. Jacob Fatu (Steel Cage) - 2
>Dominik Mysterio vs. AJ Styles - 2.75
Two very boring shitty matches. He's right on here.

>Alexa Bliss & Charlotte Flair vs. Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez - 3
Dave must be a waifusimp giving these boring Raw tier matches this high of a rating. 2 stars at best.

>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kross - 1.5
fair

>Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena - 5
>CM Punk vs. GUNTHER - 4.5
Fucking WHAT? These two sloppy finisher spammer are 3 star at best. Dave have no standard at this point.

>>18491815
>Should be 5. Best match in years.
LMFAOOOOOOOO

>4.5 for Gunther and Punk

Ehhh solid 3 if we're being honest

>>18491727
because he doesn't own TKO stock like he owns a 3% aew stake

It's funny that Dave broke his rating scale so he can justify giving WWE some 5 stars while also satiating Tony

I really dont want to make a thread but vpn and netflix is the best choice now for wwe live events? I mean i think the wrestling isnt great and the angles are meh and its stupid that wwe is trying to work its fans with r truth, seth and kross etc BUT it does give me something to talk about at work and something to watch on the weekends. Idk, its like nfl, ive been watching it this long so why stop?

>>18491714 (OP)
>Six tag team TLC match - 4.75
There were some cool spots but this match was clunky and disorganized. 3* at best

>>18491714 (OP)
>CM Punk vs. GUNTHER - 4.5

>>18491714 (OP)
>Dave Meltzer's star ratings
all you can do is laugh about it at this point

i dont watch wrestling anymore, but i need to ask
>aj vs dominik 2.5
is AJ just old and cant hold up? or dominik is shit at the ring? both
aj was great when i used to watch it

>>18492288
dominik sucks

>>18491714 (OP)
I thought AJ and Dominik was a fun comedy match. AJ is clearly sawdusted so him adapting to comedy style wrestling is fine. I hope AJ gets the same send off as Cena

>>18492311
>I hope AJ gets the same send off as Cena
why do you hate AJ lil bro?

>>18492288
It was not that bad. AJ's not as good as he used to be, but last year at Backlash he had an amazing match with Cody. It wasn't a super workrate kind of match. It's all about Dominik lying cheating and stealing.

>>18492288
why would you look at this shithole if you don't watch wrestling anymore

>>18492323
Say what you want but Cena has been in the spotlight this entire final run. I just hope AJs retirement is a quiet bow.

>>18491815
How to spot a faggot smark in the wild

>>18492333
this is one of the most fun boards

Dave don't miss.

>>18492568
>smarks hate MOVEZ spotfests, finisher kickout spam, and women's shit and love matches that tell stories in the ring where the fanciest move is an elbow drop or Logan Paul vs Jelly Roll

>>18492642
Smarks and Marks are braindead Bret Hart and Hart foundation shills, aka cuckadians.

>>18491815
These matter just as much Dave's faggot stars

>>18491714 (OP)
that cena/cody match was dog shit and i like both guys
the punk/gunther match was ass too but thankfully i hate both guys

>>18491714 (OP)
>Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kross - 1.5
Nobody cares at Sami Hogan and Kross is trash in the ring.