Thread 18492629

>Motor City Machine Guns vs. MFT
>John Cena will address the events at SummerSlam
>Cody Rhodes will appear
>Randy Orton will appear
>Tiffany Stratton will appear
>Jacob Fatu will appear
>LA Knight will appear

Why the fuck isn't there one made already?

>>18492629 (OP)
Because we don't watch this shit anymore more unless you're into supporting sex trafficking

Just waiting for Buddy.

>>18492629 (OP)
how come they dont put the card on wwe.com?

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

>>18492629 (OP)
It's the last Friday before the new school year starts. You got me fucked up if you think I'm spending my last Friday watching this. But also, fuck wwe for price gauging the last remaining fans left. Not supporting this company anymore. Don't get me started on the sex trafficking

People still watching WWE should be put on a list

>>18492668
Yea the based chad list

>>18492652
PLUSHIE, YEAH!

What trump video package are we getting tonight? Triple H doing a ride along with ICE or Cody celebrating his title win by personally deporting the LWO

>Knight going back to Smackdown
Make it make sense

I’m attending this show bros

>>18492777
checked
have fun

>>18492629 (OP)
Forgot this was even on tonight.
No buzz whatsoever

Amazon position with Jade.

>>18492835
>liking shoot black males

>>18492851
That’s iyos job.

>>18492629 (OP)
I want this version of Tiffany and the most jacked version of Jordynne Grace to kick me in the balls and pinch my belly while calling me a fatty and kicking me in the face

>>18492727
You're gay

>>18492777
bring a peedub coded sign

Smackchads it’s our night!

Dave Meltzer's star ratings for WWE SummerSlam 2025:

- Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena - 5

- CM Punk vs. GUNTHER - 4.5

- Logan Paul & Drew McIntyre vs. Jelly Roll & Randy Orton - 3.75

- Roman Reigns & Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed - 4

- Six tag team TLC match - 4.75

- Naomi vs. Rhea Ripley vs. IYO SKY - 4

- Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill - 2

- Becky Lynch vs. Lyra Valkyria - 3.75

- Solo Sikoa vs. Jacob Fatu (Steel Cage) - 2

- Dominik Mysterio vs. AJ Styles - 2.75

- Alexa Bliss & Charlotte Flair vs. Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez - 3

- Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kross - 1.5

>>18492759
He's gonna have a segment with Cena.

>>18493049
>- Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena - 5
based
>- CM Punk vs. GUNTHER - 4.5
cringe, should be lower

>>18493079
Punk vs Gunther is 4.5 because the cash-in

>>18492759
he was never officially on raw he just worked there for a few weeks, chelsea did the same thing
also speaking of chelsea, she was on NXT this week and looked YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>18492629 (OP)
will be a great crowd tonight

>>18493151
Canadian women are truly the best

I thought Triplemania was tomorrow but it's next Saturday

>>18492629 (OP)
FACT: if FRAXIOM isn't on tonight's show - WE AIN'T WATCHIN!!!!!
>>>/wsg/5943605
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Must be about to have a banger ass show again if hoggers is already squealing like a bitch in here

No giulia again? wtf

The massive pop Brock will get is going to get the IWC crying for another 2 weeks

prediction on if the threadautists are gonna get upset again tonight when other threads get made?

>Cena cuts promo about Brock
>Brock doesn't appear
>another wasted episode
Thanks gaytch

so the piss and calling her a bitch thing was fake?

>>18493790
People don't actually seethe, they simply stop watching and continue to go on about their day. People live tweeting wwe programming are getting unfollowed on social media. WWE fucked up

>>18492629 (OP)
Will Brock be there

>>18493633
They don't announce absolutely every single segment and match beforehand, anon.

>>18493100
I've never understood why he counts shit that happens after the bell rings.

>>18493816
You tell me

>>18492629 (OP)
I thought they got rid of the “undisputed” part

If Giulia isn't on my tv im throwing things.

>>18493975
Evidently, they got rid of the Universal part.

>>18493975
maybe the social media guy didn't get the memo

rape status?

>>18494025
Alleged

>>18494024
Sad

>>18492948
Dork

>>18494025
gaped

Buddy’s injury is a work. He’s back. Tonight.

>>18492629 (OP)
He returns tonight

>>18494270
Cena getting dropped in his head during a botch?

>>18494278
Stfu Chase

>>18492777
si jte croise jte casse la yeule mon tabarnac

>>18494326
Retard

No supermodel GF?

No Renoir?

>>18492727
beautiful

>>18492777
have fun

>>18494339
You mean that sex worker Tony pays to pretend to date him? Everyone knows Tony's actually dating Orange Cassidy.

Rumors are spreading that the Tonester just slaughtered 3 fedophiles in cold blood a few minutes ago

>>18492663
Fuck off, junior.

>>18494363
hello pam

>no brock

I'm already sick of this piss loving bafoon

is it starting now?

>>18494371
20 seconds

When are we signing her?

slopdown starting

>>18493975
they prob just removed in some graphic or tweet because of space

THEN
NOW
FOREVER
TOGETHER

>>18492629 (OP)
no alexa not watching

Has anyone ever gone full autism and counted how many people are in the "together" section and seen if it matches up with however many people have ever wrestled under the WWE and previous banners?

bah gawd the beast is back!!!!!

Smackdown live y'all

Making the very bad decision to watch slopdown

JOHN CENA SUCKS

>>18494401
People used to look for certain people in there and make up vast headcanon about why soandso is not shown.

>starting with the main event

Thank you for saving me from watching the rest of this slop

Brock Lesnar is 48 years old.

MONSTER POO

John Cena is the best wrestler of all time

I love combining the heel titantron with the og face one

the pisst

why isn't he throwing the fucking towel anymore

>>18494407
>Black girls are really cute, I feel like I'm missing out but I'm not touching a ratchet one with a ten foot pole

>>18494422
Retard

i dont get it so is he already back to being a face again?

So, what was the point of heel Cena? I thought he was setting Cody up last week and went with it but, now I see that it was legit.

Im marking out for Cena. Damn. What the fuck is going on with me

I finally saw Superman last night. They shoulda done more with Cena's cameo.

John must be in tremendous pain after this weekend.

>>18494434
this
wtf happened

I’d love to see Cena vs buddy. Not in a promo battle though.

>>18494434
yes

>>18494437
I popped for that so hard it was perfect

>>18494434
Because The Rock and Travis Scott stopped showing up to work

>>18492629 (OP)
Watching this for the crowd

>>18494432
Why did you yellow text that?

>>18494435
Rock and Travis Scott bailed so they said fuck it.

They're keeping the last real champion bit? How's that meant to go with him now being a face again?

>>18494434
They fucked up his heel turn so went back

>>18494432
They're just like any other woman, anon. If you think they're attractive and they aren't gang bangers or drug addicts, go for it.

Will heyman come up instead of Brock

>last real champ
>cody just beat him
LOL

>>18494435
well judging by the crowd reaction rn it a classic tale of distance making the heart fonder

Why is the arena packed

this announcer is so bad

John Cena shouldn't be forgiven until he apologizes to that Belgian kid.

Only reason Cena isn't a heel is that Lesnar got the okay to come back
Otherwise he would have been a heel till the end

>>18494457
It means he's the last Vince guy

>>18494434
I’m guessing they’re gonna make brock heel
that and his heel turn was ass to begin with

>>18494469
Retard

>>18494443
Lizard tongues are sexy.

>>18494462
Cute little jeeta, I'm totally not a pedo btw

Isn't calling yourself "the last real world champion" a bit heelish?

>>18494477
I miss this woman so much

The straight Cena chants during the entrance instead of the stupid fucking singing is so based. Thank you Canada. And usually i hate you fucking leaf faggots

cena and cody vs logan and drew for main event tonight

John will win a 19th title before retirement.

>>18494470
Nah, he's great.

wow they almost fumbled the entire cena goodbye run with the heel cena, at least the last appearances will be good

>>18492629 (OP)
>Cena's last opponent about to be revealed
>SAY IT TO MY FACEEEEEEEEE
Would you pop?

>>18494489
He still needs to win the intercontinental championship

>>18494479
Kek piggywheels seething

>encouraging them to chant and sing

Go back heel please

I have never believed that the WWE fan base are Sheep and Piggies more than in this moment right now. Holy fuck.

>>18494494
>Cena's last opponent about to be revealed
>I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD
Would you pop? i would.

im already tapping out

I’m bored of this face run turn him heel

This babyface shit is gay

who took credit for cenas heel turn? dude should be fired

>>18494502
Cena has the STFU locked in 200mm away from your neck

Do the non-whites in Montreal speak French or do they just stick to English

>>18494508
>>18494504
>>18494502
If anyone can just enjoy the moments, if BMJ. If it was a fag like Haitch doing this though I would turn the channel

>>18494501
>Cena's last opponent about to be revealed
>IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
You know it's the truth

I hope Vince returns at the end of the promo

>>18494501
I hope

Can Cena please retire today already?

This company has completely fucked itself. They trained their audience that the real superstars are the ones that are fire on the mic. There is not one young talent that has reached even a tenth of Cena's rizz. The future is truly dire.

Bros I have to take a diarrhea I don't think I can't finish this promo

i don't care
where's brock

no brock????

God he’s so cringe and gay isn’t he

How come Cena is only doing a limited amount of appearances? Shouldn’t he be doing weeklong appearances since it’s his retirement tour?

so is Cena shoot psychopath?

>>18494501
>>Cena's last opponent about to be revealed
>BURN IT DOWN

>>18494519
his heart would literally explode

SHOTS FIRED AT PAUL

bring out m'Brock

>>18494528
>He doesn't bring a laptop to the bathroom

>>18494535
money

>>18494516
Since the late 70's immigrants have to send their kids to French school. It's the ultimate Indian repeller.

>>18494516
Non whites never try to assimilate anymore. They expect you to adjust to them.

I'm seeing Cena live next month. Gonna boo the shit out of him

>>18494540
pls god no

>I wouldn’t choose Brock Lesnar as an opponent
Damn he shootin on Triple H here

>I’m afraid you guys are gonna forget about me
:(

>>18494535
Something something Hollywood

I love you John

>>18494540
i would buy 10 of whatever the next AEW PPV is

>>18494550
Based

>>18494501
>Cena's last opponent about to be revealed
>How will they all feel when I bring them to the ground?
>And I said…

>>18494540
>Cena last Opponent
Whatever the fuck KO's theme sounds like is.

this cunt shouldve retired in 2015

>>18494552
Cena wanted Lesnar, Jericho is next

>>18494550
Better hope I dont see you kid

Fun fact: I never liked Cena.

HUMBLE

LETS FUCKING GO
O
G
D

>>18492629 (OP)
Bring out LA Knight already.

>this promo is already better than the entire heel run
that was such a bad decision

GOD DAMMIT

>they're using cena to try to get Logan anything but go away heat

hmm

Kek based LoGod getting in on the retirement tour

LOGOD

>Logan Paul
Fuck off

Based Brock back on his farm. His schedule didn’t line up and there was bad weather and he was too drunk to turn up for one of Cenas last 12 appearances while they’re in a program

THANK YOU LOGOAT FOR SAVING THIS SHIT CENA SEGMENT

KEK

>Logan
Alright time to go take my diarrhea

Cena is so fucking stale even when he's about to retire. The heel turn was unironically the right decision, the problem is just that the execution was absolute dogshit.

told you logan& drew vs cody&cena

Wut

>>18494566
denenene denenen
chckchckchck
denenenne denenene
chkchkchckck

IT'S LOGOAT!!

Even Logan's theme is insufferable

NUCLEAR HEAT LMFAO BASED CAN BARELY HEAR HIS MUSIC

Cena is really gonna retire without another AJ match? Very sad

No brock...

Is Logan the only guy with a titantron video?

>Cena's last opponent
>NO CHANCE THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT

BIG LP

no brock no watch

it really do be the logan paul levesque era

Save us from this boring shit LoGOAT

piss break

Should've been LA Knight. But I guess he's busy with the Seff shit.

NETFLIXIRS....WHY ARE THEY CENSORING FUCK YOU?

>censoring the crowd
Cunts

>>18494601
nah aj winning at clash setting up cena vs aj for ic title

>>18493605
apparently he had a dark match with Carmelo Hayes.

>>18494584
He'll show up on the SD before the last ppv and squash Cena into dust.

SAY THE WORD

The guy they got on the censor button is really good at his job .

>Cena's last opponent about to be revealed
>You think you know me

Half expecting Lesner to come charging out of the back and flatting Logan.

>I'm the best professional wrestler
>haha no no I mean I'm better than any professional wrestler

so which is it?

>>18494624
NI

>>18494601
if i was booking i'd have AJ beat dom for the IC, cena beat AJ in paris, move AJ up to the world title scene after that until he retires, and cena drop the IC on his way out to a young talent

>>18494626
15 seconds delay

>LoGOD comes on Raw
>Thread loves him
>LOGOD comes on slopdown
>Trannies seething

>>18494631
Logan is not a part-timer

>>18494631
Truth nuke

>>18494632
GG

>Still no AJ styles, Mysterio, Miz, booked for Cena
Bonus if they manage to book Del Taco

DUMBASSBROS

>>18494621
who?

I'm the best heel in real life

Everyone shoot hates me

>>18494617
Probably using the originating USA Network Feed.

SARRRRRS THE LOGOD READY TO KICKING JOHN CENA BUND

>>18494631
He's full time. The other two aren't.

>>18494501
That would get a MONSTER POP from me, brother.

KEK MEGA BASED

>>18494635
We don’t like him on the raw threads either

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Logan 100% going to slap a sharpshooter on someone tonight

>>18494642
We need
>Edge
>Batista
>Miz
>The Rock
who else?

>>18494640
ER

Reminder! Logan carried JellyRoll to an almost 4 star match.

Japanese Suicide Forest

>Cena's final gimmick is doing all the matches he hasn't done
>Plus Bork
I'm all for it

BASED DREWSTER

Say what you want, but Logan plays a great heel.

>Storylines that get dropped because they do hot shot booking
>Care more about working the sparks than booking TV
>Suck Golden Cock
>Fine with Rapist
>Fine with Terrible Scammers
>Fine with Rapist
>Fine with Rapist
>Boringa ass mach

Bro...if this is wrestling, I dont think it's for me.

What are Drews sneakers? Look clean asf

>>18494652
Yes we do, tranny.

>>18494644
a lowcard guy of sorts

Based Drew.

Logan Paul is what I would imagine Kenny Dykstra would be had he been successful.

cody pretending to be shocked

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So when’s the Brock match?

>>18494633
>devalues the IC and puts a geriatric in the main event scene.
This is why you aren't the booker.

Didnt we just have this match last month? Oh, that was yeetman

it's pathetic how bad drew's character is now

>relegated to being Logan Paul’s lackey
Lmao

>>18494666
no i mean who did that lowcard guy carmelo hayes have a match with?

hair transplant looks fantastic

Why is Drew Logan Paul’s sidekick now?

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cena vs logan in a PLE that fucking sucks lmao

>cody/cena vs drew/paul
Hell yeah.

The Cenaster is wrestling tonight (in a tag)!

Drew vs Buddy would cook. And that’s a worked shoot brother.

>>18494665
No we don’t, projecting tranny

Great segment to start the show but could’ve did this in 12 mins instead of 20 lol

>>18494663
Fuck off reddit

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>>18494673
the value of the IC cannot be changed from where it currently is
AJ is the goat and the rest of the world title scene is geriatric anyway so there's no real difference

>>18494680
At least he was lucky enough to use his heel turn to explain it

>cena cody vs logan drew
This is good

Poor Drew

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>>18494697
many are saying this

>>18494698
>>18494698
>>18494698
>>18494698

>>18494681
They help each other.

logan paul is the reason i watch wwe in 2025

>>18494683
Paul has put on many great PLE matches.
Or are you the person that left this review?

>>18494678
a masked guy that likes to play a superhero inside the squared circle.

Wake
Bake
Skate

make a real one plz

Drew bros not again...

>>18494688
Logan board fag.

>>18494663
>Fine with rapist

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JOBBERS YEAH

>>18494692
I would browse reddit exclusively over whatever the fuck this shit is. My brain is killing itself here.

>>18494633
Gaitch, give this anon the pencil!

RAISE YOUR FIST

NEXT
>>18494698
>>18494698
>>18494698

Jackie ran off Cathy to Smackdown and no one batted an eye

>>18494714
Wresting board, not a youtube board, retard

>>18494695
Cody, Seth are old now?
AJ can't work more than once a month anymore and is a terrible promo.

>>18494697
Teddy Long has entered the chat. We getting a tag team match, playas! Montreal got a good one.

BREAK YOUR FIST

Just got here, what have I missed so far?

>>18494748
yes? they're all 40+ they're ancient
and one, that's not true he can, and two, HHH doesn't make his world champs wrestle more than monthly anyway

What's LA Knights best look?

>>18494778
Cena/Cody vs Logan/Drew later tonight

>>18494769
Post some Chelsea pics then

So is there a reason they didn't make this guy a monster heel and instead have him wrestling a competitive match against an injured vanilla midget?

>>18494915
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