Thread 18494698

SmackDown Gamethread #4

>>18494698 (OP)
Cena vs Batista as last match

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Jesus Christ wwe is dogshit

>>18494698 (OP)
>thread 4

Fucking zozzled

Can mcmg just get their old tna theme back or something

RAISE YOUR TITS

>>18494698 (OP)
Guys, who does he need to face before retires?

There's not a lot of time yet.

Brock already on the backburner. fuck this shit

peas :-)


peas and beans :-)

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>>18494731
they are pushing logan hard

>>18494698 (OP)
So when is cena going against Brock? If it’s not clash in Paris when is it?

>>18494738
Against a reformed Nexus in a handicap match.

I still can't notice what's different between Cathy and Jackie I think 1 has smaller eyes

>and all of the sudden Cena and Cody are friends again
sometimes i understand why normies called us retarded for watching this

Cathy was wet while talking to mcmg

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>no Brock tonight
>JeetGod Paul in the main event
Turning this shit off, fuck off hunter

>>18494742
Team Bully

>>18494698 (OP)
kek

Buddy vs Brock would be a great match and that’s a shoot work brother.

>>18494744
They got a pop and lots of hits on social media. Who cares that it doesn’t intertwine with any of the ongoing storylines and makes absolutely zero sense from a kayfabe perspective that the returning Brock would go after the babyface ex-champ rather than the babyface champ? Enjoy the show

>>18494731
>slap the shit out of phil
>his body remains perfectly poised as he turns his head back and stares at you coldly as fuck while you run away
Unironically made Logan look like a bitch and Phil look strong lol

>>18494751
He's gonna be world champ at some point.

Why all WWE fans lo9k like this ?

i ate grocery store sushi tonight boys am i gonna make it

>tag match full of random shitters
fucking hell

RAZOR FIST

>>18494737
RAISE YOUR DICKS

>nobody on Twitter talking about smackdown
>not even trending
Lmaoooooooo

>>18494698 (OP)
Last thread said LA Knight would show up but he's no advertised anywhere, was I lied to?

>>18494782
I eat hyvee sushi all the time it rocks

>>18494754
Next two PLEs are Crown Jewel in Australia and then Survivor Series.....in 3 months

>>18494664
i believe drew has on air jordan 1s, probably this colorway? not sure, there are a lot of AJ1 colors available and they come out frequently

>>18494738
Batista
Edge
Undertaker
The Rock

>>18494775
Lol shut the fuck up Chezlet youre deranged

>>18494751
they should, hes the best theyve got rn

Where the fuck is brock? Is he just gonna show up on december?

>>18494777
His promo, matches and crowd reactions are all main event/world title picture level and he would draw. I wouldn’t have a problem with it

>>18494792
oh fuck alright im good then lol

>>18494758
normies mostly think it's stupid because the matches are predetermined who wins not really the quality of the face and heel turns

>>18494698 (OP)
Brock doesn't wrestle in front of faggots. WWE fans in America might be stupid, but they aren't faggots.

>>18494790
they are waiting for you to start it dogg, you should humor them.

>>18494791
He’s on RAW now I think, and the last 18 months of him on Smackdown has just been every match ending with Samoans interfering to beat him down so I’m glad he’s out of the vortex for his own sake

I think Dave was right ablut us WWE fans... these commericals are for the stupidest people in the world.

Are we dumb ?

>captcha and replies are slow again
God.

>>18494802
You said it, anon.
I'm just glad /ourguy/ put that disgusting OUTSIDER Jelly Roll in his place at Summerslam.

>Triplemania
>free on youtube
>corey graves commentating
>mr iguana
>dirty dom
>el grande americano (x3?)
unironically cant wait

>>18494801
He is showing up at UFC too

Reddit Paul and Reddit McIntyre vs Smark Cena and Twitter Rhodes
Fucking grim

>>18494798
name a memorable feud
his feuds are all all the same

>>18494751
>>18494777
>>18494802
Logan Paul needs to win Money In The Bank, keep the briefcase in the background of all his million viewed podcasts for free advertising, and act like a total troll going to cash in whenever he wants on whoever

>>18494808
Anon's just shitposting.
Not worth the reply.

>>18494796
kek I described exactly what happened. if anyone is deranged here its you. your pds is acting up

>>18494818
Wasn't there a report done where it was found that wrestling fans on average had higher IQs than fanbases of other real sports?

Cena's last match should be against Matt Cardona.

Hey.


Watch AEW.


Thank me later.

I love Giulia

We're taking it all!
Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his load
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floor
We’re taking it all (Ugh!)
Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
Slip in my colon, I feel excited, aroused
We’re taking it all

TAKING IT ALL

Jin Talla Tonga

WERE TAKIN YOUR BALLS

>>18494846
0.o

>>18494846
Bit zesty innit

>>18494832
logan paul v the tranny crowed has been a better feud than any of the other dogshit theyve tried to write

We're taking it all!
Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his load
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floor
We’re taking it all (Ugh!)
Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
Slip in my colon, I feel excited, aroused
We’re taking it all

>>18494782
I am afraid so

>>18494794
They did look like that but I think there was some white in them. But yeah the style is cool and Im not a sneakerhead. Jordans are dope

I would kill myself for Buddy vs some form of Tonga Tama Chama Lama.

Solo gained a bunch of weight again.

Forgot Motor City Machine Guns existed

Pissbreak

JC Mateo has been the worst signing of the year

Hi, guys! :)

>>18494793
Grim

>Talla Tonga
>his gimmick is that he's tall

WE ABOUT YO PUT THR BRAIN ON EM

Talla Tonga is pinning of these guys cause theyre trying to push him hard

>>18494875
How long have you been on HRT, hon?

Maika is coming to WWE in 2026

CAN SEE IT NOW
>Headbutt
>Spear
>Suicide Dive
>Super Kick
>Splash
>Samoan Drop
>Turnbuckle Hip Attack

>>18494878
He looks like Big Bill

>Jeff Cobb fights on the mat
>They call him JC Mateo
> Hikuleo is a tall tongan
>They call him Talla Tonga
Bravo Levesque

>>18494884
Good morning sir?

>>18494875
pear head

>we got wolfman tonga
>we got hyena tonga
>we got not-tonga tonga
>we got civlized tong
>but now, you done pissed us all of us so you got us to call in taller tonga

>>18494878
>introduce a short tongan
>Smalla Tonga

Is the Smackdowj commentary team the most high T huge cock duo in the business?
Joe Tess oozes sex and Wade Barrett looks like a pornstar. You just know hes rough in bed and hung like a horse.

>>18494887
That's a pic of a shoot pedo that got banned from WWE's PC for taking creepshots of Izzy when she was 12. Wouldn't be surprised if he's the Izzyposter here.

>>18494846
>>18494860
how long did it take to cook this one up?

I miss Tama Tonga

>>18494889
Praise be!

jc is dimeless
put a mask on this manlet

>>18494872
we found the terrorist, im calling UNATCO.

>>18494833
he was my favorite for the briefcase this year
he didn't even make it in the match
same for my women's pick this year (chelsea)
bit of a KWAB for me

Where’s Dolph Ziggler?

>>18494904
You should name that pic Shame McMahon due to all they shameful gay shit you post with it

>>18494912
Proof?

>>18494906
bout 5 minutes

>>18494889
Based Knight pulling some strings for her

>introduce a mexican tongan
>chicken tinga tonga

KISS MY PHAT AZZ FEDOPHILES

>>18494912
Wade is fucking her?

any fans of Talla Tonga?

>>18494909
Same.
You think WWE will ever have him do his facepaint gimmick again? I feel like it's money on the table.

>>18494898
>introduce a rich tongan
>Balla Tonga

>>18494919
TNA?

Why did the YEYEYEYE Tonga get cut? He was actually good inring

MCMG give off the vibe that they still belong in TNA

>>18494889
what's the realistic chance of maika coming over?
there's a thread right now where people are saying joshis they think WWE might go for and maika wasn't brought up once
we want her fatness

Where is the coconut nigga who was always saying Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye

Y'all should give AEW a try.

Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.

It's live on TBS on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

>>18494933
>introduces a charismatic Tongan
>Rizza Tonga

>>18494919
TNA.
Had a decent title run. He's mostly tagging with his brother, and giving his brother the rub by positioning him as a nepobaby heel.

>>18494932
If he and Loa never break away from Solo, 0% chance

>>18494945
he got injured :(
he'll be back later

>>18494945
He’s injured like Buddy

>introduce a femala tonga
>dis here be titty tonga

>>18494946
>Y'all should give AEW a tr-

>>18494898
>>18494933
stop giving them ideas

solo is kind of an asshole, guys

>>18494936
Injured, sadly.

HE'S DOING IT

>>18494923
>>18494929
If you were watching on USA you missed commentary discussing Candice falling through the ladder at SummerSlam and Wade said her entire body is purple today. The only way he could know that is if he saw her naked.

>>18494945
I know where he is but I'm not telling because you used the N word.

>>18494951
>mfw he got yehyehyehyeh over

>>18494958
LOL WTF was that?!?!?!

>>18494958
only thing that can make me laugh more than Solo

why couldn't it be kevin owens

>>18494698 (OP)
Tatum on SmackDown when

I hate Reddit Sami so much bros...

My choice to watch slopdown is proving to be a bad one, again.

Sami moving to Smackdown?

the ultimate HABITANT

>sami
Fuck. I thought it was Jos LeDuc.

What is Sami's actual gimmick?
Is he a shoot autist and that just was his gimmick, happy to have people not hate him?

FUCKING DIMELESS ZAYN

When is Alexa?

I hope Sami gets injured by Based Solo for burying Kross.

Based Sami making obese smelly smarks seethe KEK go watch gayew

theirs your Cody feud for Paris

Please Solo please give this dork a career ending and potentially life threatening injury

>>18494976
he broke his neck

not bret hart wtf

>>18494985
His gimmick is that he's an annoying faggot

There needs to be a Logan buries Sami storyline

>>18494978
same

je m'en câlice esti de tabarnak

I would literally give up an eye for Sami to get fired and replaced with Buddy

>>18494976
his neck exploded and he had to get a new one

Sometimes I see girls in bikinis and I wish I had boobs

Any fEdophiles want to fight me IRL?

>>18494985
he is an eternal underdog

Sami Zayn is so fucking boring

>>18494998
gunther banned him from the venue

>>18494977
I fear she's destined to be the go to title match jobber in NXT until they finally release her.

>sami
Yeah bros im going to bed

GO HABS GO

who the fuck likes this shitter

>>18494977
damn that hurt

Is 4chan being slow and bitchy again?

Sami Zayn is so fucking shilled I'm sick of it.

Show in Canada? They shill him.

Show in Saudi Arabia? They shill him.

He's so fucking boring, get him off my fucking screen.

my wingstop is HERE
20 delicious wins SAUCE AND TOSSED

>>18495026
oh so it's not just me

>>18494967
Oh kek well im gonna goon to a fanfic about Wade giving her some bad news

Where’s Ryback and Damien Sandow.

>>18494967
Damn, Gargano is getting cucked?

STOP MILKING THE FUCKING ENTRANCE.

so who are we supposed to boo between lesnar and cena?

>>18495026
yeah

>>18494977
she's going to raw so she can get the hog over again and eat all the pins for her

>>18495032
It's been doing this randomly for a couple of weeks now

>>18495034
What

>Sami Reddit on my TV
I’m tapping out early

>>18495026
It is.

>>18495029
based, can i get a tendie

>>18495038
it's to fill a commercial break on usa network

>>18495026
Hacking it isn't, so is obviously fucking cloudflare shitting itself again

>>18495037
'fraid so

>>18495040
Jey Uso and CM Punk, always

Where's Kross and his metal pipe

>Sami
Please stop

>>18495059
looking for future endeavors

>>18495055
I would do Candice too, ngl

No drøne will be spared


Watch AEW


Or else.

Sami isn't over, his nationality and cultural background are over.

I wanna chill and eat some wings with Dom. Play some video games. Watch some old Eddie matches. Double team Bliss. Great time

>>18494977
>>18495022
Sexo with Tatum. Mmm, 'fraid so.

I do like Sami. He's grown on me over the years.
I hope he either puts over Solo here though, or gives Fatu the rub.

WE TAKING IT ALL
THE GAZA STRIP AND THE WEST BANK TOO

SAMI SAMI ZAYN
SAMI SAMI ZAAAAAAYN

I can see samis floppy willy

>>18495069
Least parasocial dom fan

>>18495033
>fanfic about Wade giving her some bad news
that exists?

cant some bitch make up sami zayn rape allegations? why mostly the cool wrestlers get hit with those :(

What's it say on the back of Sami's pants?

really REALLY need Cornette or Eric right now. I'm having a panic attack

Why couldn't Sami have gotten hurt instead of Kevin

sami's never won the US championship
solo will lose here and that will lead to a title shot

>>18495033
BASED

>>18495092
free palestine

>Resident Alien Series Finale
Resident Alienbros...

>>18495085
Would only take a 10 mins to write it!

>>18494698 (OP)
Quebec is the Mexico of northern North America. They even do the "ole ole ole ole" stuff.

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Cody Rhodes needs to come back home to AEW.

WWE was just Cody proving to Tony that he does know what he is talking about and can become the biggest star in the industry. Now that Cody is done playing around and making a point it is time to come home and put the house he built with his brothers back in order.

>>18495107
say it ain't so...

>>18495107
People that unironically watch that show need to rope post haste

>>18495097
really REALLY weird to seethe over those two in a random smackdown gamethread

Why does Sami make trannies seethe?

>Lunchables commercial
Just saying, if thats what you give you kid for their school lunch, you’re a bad parent

>>18495124
sami is the tranny's wrestler of choice

>>18495124
Sami is reddit personified, your trannyjacketing will not work in this case faggot

>>18495113
Sorry, Dave and Cagematch keep giving other guys higher match ratings. Cody will never have what it takes.

>>18495126
Nigger as if you could ever shame redneck parents, you ain't shit to them.

>>18494878
>>18494898
>>18494933
kek

>>18495107
did they find out who the aliem was

>>18495113
Yeah anon Im totally sure Cody wants to be Edge 2.0

>>18495109
godspeed you fanfic bro

>>18495141
the alium was the friends we made along the way

sami gets his futa?

>>18495126
That’s right! Parents should be giving their kids a Lunchly instead!

>>18495137
Hit a nerve I see. Make your son a fucking sandwich you lazy fuck.

Imagine if an Israeli drone just flew into the arena and blew Sami Zayn into fucking smithereens like a little KWAB

solo fucking buried
FUCK SAMI ZAYN

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUT

fuck sami zayn

EL GENERICO NUMERO UNO

Baron Corbin vs Bobby Lashley at war games.

Is Green Shirt Guy banned from entering Canada?

Why was there Arabic written on his ass?

I don't understand non-title matches. I think if you beat the champion in a one-on-one match, you should become the new champion. Does any other combat sport have non-title matches?

Wow I thought that would've had a DQ finish

Fatu jobbed to Solo so Sami can be US champion kek

>hulkster T-Shirt
BASED

>drew gets to be cody's personal jobber and first filler feud
I'M GONNA FREAKIN LOSE IT

>>18494698 (OP)
...Anonymous Archived
Sami Zayn is a Mary Sue
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>meek, humble and can never do any wrong
>despite this he’s also one of the strongest wrestlers on the roster power level wise
>is also not a pushover despite these core personality traits lending to that sort of dynamic- actually stands up for himself and to other antagonistic wrestlers on a daily basis
>can only lose by being completely incapacitated beyond the rules of a standard wrestling match despite his rather average frame and build
>is never portrayed as immoral or grey- if he has an issue with another wrestlers motives he’s 100% in the right for being
>is the only character that all of the top guys “respect” off principle
>every legend in kayfabe is supportive or a fan of his
>even heel commentators have to talk about how brave and ballsy he is

Is this not a Mary Sue? What exactly are his flaws?

I want (You) to imagine an HIV+ positive faggot rubbing Sami Zayn's rectum raw with steel wool and then digging his POZ cock in his bloody colon, giving him a death sentence in the form of infected baby batter. Imagine the deadly viral load intermingling with his intestinal blood. He tries to do his gay little dance and the AIDS semen and blood leaks out of his gaping hole.

are they friends, bros?
think they ever kiss?

>>18495178
nah i just sent him a DM saying if he showed his face around here he would get severely fucked up

>>18495128
>>18495130
falseflagging troons lmao go watch trannymite, or did it get cancelled like hoglision?

I wanna give Bliss my dick for her birthday!!

POST ALEXA

Have the shown the negro girls doing they weaves?

>>18495190
BASED BASED BASED

Me luv Not-harley

sami buries the u.s. title at le centre bell
b a s e d

We want kross you fucking terrorist.
Also why do the fedophile comentators don't stop mentioning Pat "ring boy rapist" Patterson?

>>18495181
No. That's why wrestling introduced non-title matches to begin with--to get heat.
The classic example was Ric Flair travelling to a territory, putting over the local guy in a non-title match, and then somehow stealing a win in the rematch for the title.

>>18494781
You mean Liv Morgan fans

>>18495206
Sami is going heel

>>18495183
I thought Sami was gonna win, but the MFT's were gonna get heat on him for a Fatu and Jimmy run-in.

>>18495206
Shut the fuck up Sanjeet

YO THREAD BITCH


NEW FUCKING THREAD


I GOT SHIT TO POST

How low is my self esteem that I find Charlotte hot?

>top of the hour
>They're still in commercial

Tony would never.

this wasnt for the belt? holy worthless, might as well made it a dark match just for the canadian fags

>>18495206
Kross is reddit personified
>push our underdog shitter papa haitchhh

>>18495206
GMS
Dynamite is Wednesday, sir.

>>18495217
we're not even at 300 yet, this isnt funny anon it's just annoying

>>18495217
bro
270

>>18495218
he is injured, not gone

OH GOODIE MORE WYATT BULLSHIT

THE PENDULUM

I can't fucking wait to pay 30 dollars per month for wras-
>Howdyslop

HOWDY KINO IS BACK

>>18495218
He's injured, retard. Don't tell me you fell for the bait threads.

wyatts shits are so dimeless

uh oh kikeltzer is going to have a melty

The Wyatts are heels, you can't tell me otherwise.

>>18495229
reddit is mostly smarks, they wouldn't like kross because he's a bad worker
kross' demographic is more literal marks (indians) and twitter antismarks (different from 4chan antismarks)
reddit would be rooting for chad gable or something

>>18495229
Kross is friends with sam Hyde and Charles Carroll, hes based

Since when is MFT the name of the group? When solo first dropped the phrase he was specifically talking about Jacob, now the entire group is MFT? That doesn’t make any sense

Why did he change to a green mask

Is that the first time Nikki has talked in years?

Nikki Cross and Eric Rowan are the only ones in Nu-Wyatts that are over with me.

i like Gacy but the nose ring is kinda gay

>ESPN
Fucking hell, is it everything or do I just need it or Mania?

walking racial slur generator tommaso ciampa

Wyatts should be spooking people they should not be in the title scene

DAMN

Man, Logan is the only think that can make Cody get any actual favoritism, specially when he loses the belt. Since he "finished the story" has been such a nothingburger.

The Jade Cargill experiment failed
The Lyra Valkyria experiment also failed
What now?

They should push Julia IMO

>>18495249
>he's a bad worker
lol okay
maybe in the opinion of those braindead smarks you talk about

I dont understand why Nikki Cross is in the role of the witch character when Alexa Bliss should be doing it

damn that's a big ass bruise

it should be a 3v3 instead of just DIY vs the profits

HOWDYKINO!!

Silly motherkilling goose

Wait wait wait
So there's no more peacock?

Imagine being Eric Rowan, an actual OG and last surviving member to the Wyatt family and you’re still just a lackey in the whole lore of the gimmick.

>>18495266
Giulia fucking sucks and has been forgotten lol. Total flop

>>18495262
SEXO

>>18495252
Since Solo specifically referred to the group as such and finally said it stood, in this instance, for "My Family Tree."

>>18495266
the giulia experiment also failed

>>18495262
Candice fucking hot

Kek charles

>>18495252
My fat Tongan.

Why did they rehire this faggot.