/arrrr/ Kairi Sane General
MEGA KAWAII PLAYER EDITION
(The Captain is dangerously CUTE and extremely SEXO! She is also a devout Christian and God's favorite pirate. Nothing can stop this mega kawaii player on her rise to the top! Is a tag match vs Rhiyo on the horizon? Nobody knows but we do know that Kairi will always be CUTE and SEXO!)
Previous:
>>18456286
Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share
Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09
Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:10:32 AM
No.18496179
>>18496235
>>18495949
maybe the ratings? he seems to be going hog wild as fuck today
>>18495982
like the thread watcher or something else?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:16:01 AM
No.18496235
>>18496246
>>18496272
>>18496179
I rarely post anywhere other than /arrrr/ and the Iyo Sky Thread. I just keep both pinned so I don't have to sift through a bunch of retarded frog and samefag threads to find the good stuff. It's super convenient and I wish I would have done this a long time ago.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:18:48 AM
No.18496259
>>18496598
>>18496153
She cuttin' poses like the Ginyu Force lol. Kairi is a hot-dogger, grandstander & show-boater of anime magnitude.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:19:15 AM
No.18496265
>>18496274
>>18496246
Long press on image, dropdown arrow will appear, there you can either pin or hide threads
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:20:09 AM
No.18496272
>>18496235
I just keep tabs open for my favored threads
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:20:57 AM
No.18496279
>>18496307
>>18496246
It's where you can report or hide threads. Juat click pin and it never leaves the top and tells you what page it's actually on.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:03:30 AM
No.18496511
>>18496395
blue 'ri gives me the blue balls
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:27:45 AM
No.18496598
>>18496709
>>18496119
>>18496153
>>18496259
>>18496394
40 year old, childless, autistic woman.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:56:47 AM
No.18496709
>>18496762
>>18496598
ikr - they're just the best!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:58:40 AM
No.18496717
>>18499049
>>18496668
rumble 'ri...I was so cut when she didn't appear. Even up until number 30 ran in, I was still hoping.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:05:11 AM
No.18496762
>>18499055
>>18496709
did you know that female pirates would impregnate themselves so that they wouldn't have to walk the plank like the males?
>>18496095 (OP)
Love this mega kawaii player
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:35:58 AM
No.18497769
>>18497923
I love the Captain of Kawaii
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:04:24 AM
No.18497923
>>18497971
>>18497769
How can someone be so kawaii lads
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:16:28 AM
No.18497971
>>18498018
>>18498076
>>18497923
I wish I had a kawaii pirate Kairi gf.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:48:06 AM
No.18498076
>>18497971
>>18498018
Pirate Princess is such a kawaii gimmick
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:27:22 PM
No.18498743
>>18498885
>>18498623
>like 30 mins to page 6
why do yuros wake up and slide?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:22:51 PM
No.18498924
>>18498885
the slide fag accidently slid one of his anti threads too, which is funny
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:05:34 PM
No.18499055
>>18503147
>>18496762
Mary Reed and Anne Bonny (or maybe just one of them) got pregnant so they wouldn't be hung for being pirates. I think Anne, who was from some rich family, ended up marrying some simp and died of old age and completely got away with her crimes
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:26:21 PM
No.18500129
>>18500260
>>18500264
>last post six minutes ago
>already on page 2
Why is hoggers tryna slide again? 'ri must stay on page 1 at ALL times, anything else is preposterous and unacceptable. Unacceptable!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:48:08 PM
No.18500264
>>18500269
>>18500129
fucking based, but what the fuck is he trying to slide at this point?
>sees a bunch of kids reaching over the railing for the coins
>throws coins the other way
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:48:59 PM
No.18500269
>>18500264
She still had a little bit of heel Kairi left to give. Pls understand
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:04:38 PM
No.18500362
They ain't sliding 'ri off page one.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:06:34 PM
No.18500368
>>18505590
[Sad news]
The Kairi store is still sold out
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:36:21 PM
No.18500544
>>18500789
>>18519310
This thread has unironically given me yellow fever
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:51:36 PM
No.18500625
>>18500383
She's starting to age, bros
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:06:08 PM
No.18500699
>>18500336
now she has a winning streak
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:15:11 PM
No.18500733
>>18500746
>>18498081
Do you think Kairi can get Tam and Poi a shot at working in WWE with her?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:18:30 PM
No.18500746
>>18500756
>>18500733
I don't know. They need a new joshi in NXT for sure. I wouldn't be against a Tam run but she's retired now. I don't think Poi wants to leave Japan.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:20:42 PM
No.18500756
>>18500773
>>18500746
>I wouldn't be against a Tam run but she's retired now.
I never watched Stardom so I only see the snippets that get posted on the board - is she 100% serious about retiring? I thought it was a meme. Or is it just retiring from wrestling in Japan and being open to wrestle in the US?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:22:24 PM
No.18500773
>>18500756
They take that retirement shit pretty serious over there. I'm not sure how they feel about them going to the states though. She would have a hard time turning down WWE money for sure.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:19:52 PM
No.18501171
>page 3
Ain't no way is Hoggers gonna slide 'ri off page 1.
Wtf is going on? No wrestling today and the board is moving at warp speed
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:25:11 PM
No.18502129
>>18502347
>>18501994
The man of 1000 restraining orders is seething about the new becky AI slop
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:40:30 PM
No.18502250
Luv this mega kawaii player
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:11:45 AM
No.18502891
>>18501994
he's going hog wild over something
>>18502369
lmao
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:48:05 AM
No.18503147
>>18499055
kairi INsane, who was from some rich family, should get pregnant from some (white) simp so she can retire and get away for her crimes to the wrestling business.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:50:34 AM
No.18503770
>>18502369
oof big bully becko strikes again
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:55:56 AM
No.18504512
>>18504521
>>18503890
>Best elbow in the business
>Best spear in the business
Is there something Kairi can't do???
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:22:08 AM
No.18505178
Bikini 'ri in México, why Japanese girls look so great in bikini lads?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:14:21 AM
No.18505476
>>18505589
>>18506364
>page 3 again
Ayo Hoggers you ain't sliding this from page 1
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:14:43 AM
No.18505478
>>18505599
>>18505317
I need to have sex with this mega kawaii player
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:34:30 AM
No.18505590
>>18500368
Damn a still want one preferably with bush
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:09:16 AM
No.18505782
>>18505905
Going to bump the thread in about 6 hours lads, but keep up the good work
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:38:36 AM
No.18505989
>>18507382
>>18496095 (OP)
Is she really God's favorite pirate?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:12:09 AM
No.18506209
I DON'T GIVE A PISS ABOUT NUTHIN BUT KAIRI BAYBAY! I LOVE AMERICA AND I LOVE KAIRI!
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:01:33 PM
No.18507941
>>18508286
>>18507108
Yeah you know you are tiny when Roxie and Riv can throw you over the top rope
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:47:15 PM
No.18508576
>>18509767
>>18508484
I can't wait for Christmas so we can post Christmas 'ri's again
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:33:24 PM
No.18509124
>>18512399
>>18509107
The day 'ri found out the title is not candy
Im sad... post your cutest 'ri's
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:17:12 PM
No.18509756
>>18507759
An entrancing mating dance.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:18:32 PM
No.18509767
>>18510016
>>18508576
You could've gone with the Christmas in July gimmick and posted a bunch last month.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:21:57 PM
No.18509782
>>18508786
Imagine Kairi slipping you a mickey and waking up naked the next day and have her tell you, 'I'll be eating for two now.' as she's straddling you.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:01:18 PM
No.18510016
>>18510938
>>18512403
>>18509767
I thought about it but with AEW losing in the ratings to an old Christmas movie in July, I didn't want to invite an attack on arrrr beloved /arrrr/ by the deranged gender benders.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:18:17 AM
No.18510938
>>18510016
In hindsight I understand this choice. Good intuition.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:46:38 AM
No.18511168
>>18511333
Do you think Kairi would enter Cheese or Burger in a wiener dog race?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miAE2xkRT7E
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:02:37 AM
No.18511333
>>18511762
>>18511168
I would like to enter my weiner in the Kairi race
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:09:53 AM
No.18511762
>>18512010
>>18511333
Many people are saying this
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:48:56 AM
No.18512010
>>18512044
>>18512545
>>18511762
Many African-American people are saying this*
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:55:16 AM
No.18512044
>>18512545
>>18512010
We aren't talking about your mom
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:00:06 AM
No.18512399
>>18509124
they should have made it candy
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:52:44 AM
No.18512607
>>18513797
>>18512070
Its great to be a 'ritard
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:10:25 AM
No.18512703
>>18512764
>>18512545
Kek yellow roasted beef! Yum!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:21:17 AM
No.18512764
>>18512545
Anti's always lose
>>18512703
Why are you tasting your moms vagina?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:37:31 AM
No.18512857
>>18512974
God I love this mega kawaii cutie pie
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:02 AM
No.18512974
>>18512990
>>18512857
Same, is good to be a 'ritard
Also tomorrow is Monday Nigh' ri lads my body is ready
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:58:31 AM
No.18512990
>>18513093
>>18512974
The most wonderful time of the wrestling week!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:17:06 AM
No.18513093
>>18513424
>>18512990
I look forward to it every week! I hope her and asuka can win the tag titles so they can be on all the shows
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:43:15 AM
No.18513424
>>18513093
Like the good ol' days. 1 show a week just ain't enough Kairi time.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:15:35 AM
No.18513520
>>18513632
>>18513789
>>18513489
it is weird how asuka is in a tanktop and Kairi is in a turtleneck and coat
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:16:41 AM
No.18513632
>>18513520
Kairi is on a top secret mission
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:15:07 AM
No.18513778
>>18517838
>>18506364
You know I would...the real question is how hard would I pop? And the answer is: copiously.
Imagine the shitstorm if Becko put Kairi over after burying that stoopid birb.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:23:10 AM
No.18513789
>>18513520
Asuka had a hot flush and made Kairi crank up the AC to an uncomfortably chilly temperature.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:25:50 AM
No.18513797
>>18514549
>>18517849
>>18512607
livin' the dream on planet 'ritard
Kairi is really sending us a message: Being a pirate is cool as hell. It's like she's telling us it's okay to be a bit of an outlaw sometimes, especially when greed and injustice are rampant. Every time I see Kairi, especially now that she's back to her Pirate Princess gimmick, she inspires a torrent of joy! When it seems like nobody is fighting for the little people, awesome pirates do! I look up to her as a strong, bold role model in 2025, and every one of you should, too. Yo ho!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:41:03 PM
No.18514549
>>18515195
>>18513797
Love Poi love 'ri simple as
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:03:21 PM
No.18514661
>>18517976
>>18514409
Kairi makes me want to be a Pirate!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:59:50 PM
No.18515343
I cannot wait to see the Captain take over 'riSPN when the new deal starts
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:34:59 PM
No.18515609
>>18516561
>>18514409
I want to sail the seven seas with this Kawai player
>>18515437
I still feel kinda bad that Iyo is a retard at 55
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:22:35 PM
No.18515885
>>18515761
Kairi went to university, but Iyo didn't, so that factors in to this a bit.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:53:41 PM
No.18516548
>>18516712
>>18515437
Based smart player
'ritards are u ready for Monday Night 'ri?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:56:31 PM
No.18516561
>>18515609
what do you mean by that? that you want to put it in her bunghole?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:05:31 PM
No.18516998
>>18517174
My sources are telling me that Kairi is the CUTEST!!!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:04:40 AM
No.18517838
>>18513778
imagine if kairi just shot on becko and won
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:05:41 AM
No.18517849
>>18517979
>>18513797
I hear she owns a volcano
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:19:10 AM
No.18517976
>>18514409
>>18514661
Based 'ri telling people to manufacture illegal firearms
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:20:11 AM
No.18517983
>>18518029
>>18515437
she does have a college degree
>>18515761
have you read IYO's tweets? IYO ESLs the shit out of everything really bad
>>18517983
I just feel bad that she literally got the lowest score possible. All 4 other damage ctrl members are above 100.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:28:47 AM
No.18518047
>>18518137
>>18518029
The hog on wheels is a retard too
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:32:24 AM
No.18518068
>>18518105
>>18518029
Iyo's ring IQ must be off the charts though
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:39:10 AM
No.18518105
>>18518137
>>18518068
I think she just powers through bitches with her retard strength. I mean this is not something a smart person does if we're being honest. She's also enamored with SpongeBob. Thankfully, Kairi and Asuka are around to care for her.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:41:40 AM
No.18518121
>>18518029
Kairi and Asuka went to college
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:43:45 AM
No.18518137
>>18518047
I wonder if Mio got high due to her racism against indians and australians
>>18518105
main spongebob demo
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:20:07 AM
No.18518420
>>18518444
>>18517647
>>18517678
Tagging with AJ reinvigorated Kairi's belief in God and her love for wrestling.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:24:04 AM
No.18518444
>>18517647
>>18518420
>>18517678
based big bible 'ri. also IYO's christian too. she was at the prayer circle for elimination chamber
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:27:56 AM
No.18519216
>>18519999
>>18515761
>yfw Iyo through the test so she could be the biggest 'ritard of all
Ah, I get it now. It's a work.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:08:22 AM
No.18519999
>>18519216
>through the test
Iyo you need to get ready for your match!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:19:55 AM
No.18520206
>>18522902
>>18520038
Oh don't mind me 'ri was on and looking SEXO as always, fuck IYO what a cunt
Poor Kairi... she has to deal with being caught in the middle of a raging retard and a crazy old hag going through menopause
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:47:53 AM
No.18520717
>>18520838
>>18521728
>>18520645
No, Iyo was starting to think she's too good for her friends. Asuka was just giving her a reality check.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:53:11 AM
No.18520828
>>18520645
Why are her nee-san and wife fighting with each other? I don't want Kairi to be an emotional wreck.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:53:42 AM
No.18520838
>>18520717
Asuka clearly has a screw loose. It happens to old ladies sometimes...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:54:33 AM
No.18520862
>>18521737
Kairi on a pole match when?
>>18520846
Somebody needs to caption this with asuka accusing iyo of being a retard and iyo calling her old while kairi tries to calm them
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:59:23 AM
No.18520957
>>18521742
>>18520915
Second this, do your thing based webn anon
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:07:58 AM
No.18521154
>>18521172
>>18521175
what the fuck is kairi wearing?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:23:53 AM
No.18521377
>>18520846
Asuka and Kiari SHOOTS HARD on Iyo!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:54:43 AM
No.18521720
>>18522196
>>18520496
she's dressed like an autist
>>18520645
poor little 'ri
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:55:44 AM
No.18521728
>>18520717
IYO didn't want to cheat, though she was being a retard not asking for backup with raquel there
>>18520795
tfw
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:56:46 AM
No.18521737
>>18520846
it sounds like IYO says
>fucking
right before the push
>>18520862
custody of 'ri ladder match
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:57:55 AM
No.18521742
>>18520957
>>18520915
kek, where's the guy who made the
>good news, dakota was fired
webm?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:01:08 AM
No.18521765
>>18521314
that's not what she wore tonight
who will get custody of KAIRI?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:28:31 AM
No.18521993
>>18521980
Io, unless they want to ruin the babyface run Kairi has been on for the last month
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:33:13 AM
No.18522028
>>18522111
>>18522295
How damaged is Kairi's brain? Be honest.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:34:14 AM
No.18522041
>>18521980
Any jury would award custody to Asuka (and put a restraining order on Iyo).
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:41:18 AM
No.18522111
>>18525770
>>18522028
she has a college degree
>>18521980
Asuka and then IYO will win it later. Kairi said Asuka was her favorite person during the pass the phone thing for evolution
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:09:34 AM
No.18522295
>>18522028
Literally has an IQ of 139
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:11:18 AM
No.18522305
>>18522381
'ri and asuka were in the wrong bros sorry not sorry
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:11:38 AM
No.18522307
>>18521175
>>18521314
training with MATT RIDDLE has tightened her up
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:22:21 AM
No.18522381
>>18522423
>>18522305
I love IYO but she was being a cunt with her two girlfriends
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:28:26 AM
No.18522423
>>18522430
>>18522381
she said no and they didn't listen
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:29:31 AM
No.18522430
>>18522532
>>18522423
They were trying to help!
also there is no shame in losing to Raquel
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:44:32 AM
No.18522532
>>18522805
>>18522430
it was roxy. raquel is the big mexican
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:20:52 AM
No.18523480
>yuros wake up
>board goes into maximum ogre drive with shit threads
every time
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:47:55 AM
No.18523569
Are we going to war against Iyo boys? I mean of course I will follow Kairi's lead...but it will be a kayfabe war, right?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:12:21 PM
No.18523637
>>18523187
more like walking the DANK
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:39:33 PM
No.18523867
>he accidently slid 2 of his anti IYO/kabuki threads
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:55:51 PM
No.18523906
>>18526836
>>18523716
wut?...I just posted this in Iyo like an hr ago you shameless vulture lol
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:07:25 PM
No.18523967
>>18526836
>*hiccups*
B/arrrr/tender 'ri loves a tipple!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:25:58 PM
No.18524043
>>18526862
>Iyo vs Asuka in a Kairi-in-a-cage match
>Liv vs Roxie in a Dom-in-a-cage match
>Kairi and Dom were having secret rendezvous behind the scenes and elope together
>Our heroes Kairi & Dom win and everybody else gets cucked
Would it work?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:54:51 PM
No.18524778
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:44:23 PM
No.18525770
>>18526870
>>18522111
>she has a college degree
But is from one in Japan, so her brain hasn't been destroyed like it would've been had she gone to a western one and filled with love from BLM, the trans flag and all that garbage.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:13:52 PM
No.18526339
>>18526878
Gotta love the 'rister ya just gotta
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:16:01 PM
No.18526851
looks like having so many IYO segments caused the anti to melt down and spam the board with dozens and dozens of gay porn threads since no one goes in his anti threads
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:17:02 PM
No.18526857
damn looks like we hit the image limit, though only like 13 posts early
>>18523960
cute bartender 'ris
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:18:04 PM
No.18526862
>>18524043
dirty dom stealing everyone's GFs
>>18525542
cute I was going to post this
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:19:05 PM
No.18526870
>>18525699
lol this
>>18525770
see, it's weird, I became racist and more right wing in college due to annoying lefty professors. fucking had to be in a
>white men bad
class. the only good thing was actual in major classes weren't politics slop, just 101 gen ed shit
