MEGA KAWAII PLAYER EDITION

(The Captain is dangerously CUTE and extremely SEXO! She is also a devout Christian and God's favorite pirate. Nothing can stop this mega kawaii player on her rise to the top! Is a tag match vs Rhiyo on the horizon? Nobody knows but we do know that Kairi will always be CUTE and SEXO!)

Previous: >>18456286

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18496095 (OP)
Kairi is cute!

'ri is ready

>>18496119
'ri is ACTION

>>18495949
maybe the ratings? he seems to be going hog wild as fuck today
>>18495982
like the thread watcher or something else?

>>18495998
yes

>>18495998
it cannot be accepted

>>18496179
I rarely post anywhere other than /arrrr/ and the Iyo Sky Thread. I just keep both pinned so I don't have to sift through a bunch of retarded frog and samefag threads to find the good stuff. It's super convenient and I wish I would have done this a long time ago.

>>18496235
how do you do that?

>>18496153
She cuttin' poses like the Ginyu Force lol. Kairi is a hot-dogger, grandstander & show-boater of anime magnitude.

>>18496246
Long press on image, dropdown arrow will appear, there you can either pin or hide threads

>>18496235
I just keep tabs open for my favored threads

>>18496265
is it on phone?

>>18496246
It's where you can report or hide threads. Juat click pin and it never leaves the top and tells you what page it's actually on.

>>18496274
Yes

>>18496279
>>18496286
that makes more sense

'ri

SEXO

>>18496395
blue 'ri gives me the blue balls

>>18496395
She's so hot

>>18496119
>>18496153
>>18496259
>>18496394

40 year old, childless, autistic woman.

I LOVE MY CAPTAIN

>>18496598
ikr - they're just the best!

>>18496668
rumble 'ri...I was so cut when she didn't appear. Even up until number 30 ran in, I was still hoping.

>>18496709
did you know that female pirates would impregnate themselves so that they wouldn't have to walk the plank like the males?

>>18496095 (OP)
Love this mega kawaii player

>>18496809
Same

Kawaiiri

>>18496809
'ri's gold

>>18497400
What a beautiful player

I love the Captain of Kawaii

>>18497769
How can someone be so kawaii lads

>>18497923
I wish I had a kawaii pirate Kairi gf.

>>18497971
Same

>>18497971
>>18498018
Pirate Princess is such a kawaii gimmick

>>18496095 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTITFIGb88M

>>18498511

>>18498623
>like 30 mins to page 6
why do yuros wake up and slide?

>>18498743
They are gay

>>18498885
the slide fag accidently slid one of his anti threads too, which is funny

>>18496668
same
>>18496717
was she still injured?

>>18496762
Mary Reed and Anne Bonny (or maybe just one of them) got pregnant so they wouldn't be hung for being pirates. I think Anne, who was from some rich family, ended up marrying some simp and died of old age and completely got away with her crimes

>>18496809
same

Loveliness

Fly'ri

he's still sliding
>>18499866
>>18499936
cute

Kairi is life

>>18498518
Based 'ri

>>18499936
Flying 'ri
>>18500069
Many are saying this

>>18500076
She's a warrior

>last post six minutes ago
>already on page 2
Why is hoggers tryna slide again? 'ri must stay on page 1 at ALL times, anything else is preposterous and unacceptable. Unacceptable!

Red 'ri

>>18500129
kek they do be like dat

>>18500129
fucking based, but what the fuck is he trying to slide at this point?
>sees a bunch of kids reaching over the railing for the coins
>throws coins the other way

>>18500264
She still had a little bit of heel Kairi left to give. Pls understand

They ain't sliding 'ri off page one.

[Sad news]
The Kairi store is still sold out

>>18500242
HOT 'ri

Ass slapping 'ri

This thread has unironically given me yellow fever

>>18500383
She's starting to age, bros

>>18500336
now she has a winning streak

>>18498081
Do you think Kairi can get Tam and Poi a shot at working in WWE with her?

>>18500733
I don't know. They need a new joshi in NXT for sure. I wouldn't be against a Tam run but she's retired now. I don't think Poi wants to leave Japan.

>>18500746
>I wouldn't be against a Tam run but she's retired now.
I never watched Stardom so I only see the snippets that get posted on the board - is she 100% serious about retiring? I thought it was a meme. Or is it just retiring from wrestling in Japan and being open to wrestle in the US?

>>18500756
They take that retirement shit pretty serious over there. I'm not sure how they feel about them going to the states though. She would have a hard time turning down WWE money for sure.

>>18500544

Bump for my Queen

>page 3
Ain't no way is Hoggers gonna slide 'ri off page 1.

Wtf is going on? No wrestling today and the board is moving at warp speed

>>18501994
The man of 1000 restraining orders is seething about the new becky AI slop

Luv this mega kawaii player

>>18502129
>new Becky AI slop
QRD?

>>18502347
This one is pretty good

>>18501500
>>18501994
Goofy ass player

>>18501349
>>18500405
Love 'ri cute butt

>>18502369
Holy kekola

>>18501820
Cheese?

>>18501994
he's going hog wild over something
>>18502369
lmao

>only 17 mins to page 4

>>18503013
Not in my watch

>>18503045
Forgot the pic

>>18499055
kairi INsane, who was from some rich family, should get pregnant from some (white) simp so she can retire and get away for her crimes to the wrestling business.

>>18503013
Grim

>>18503068
>>18503045
based

>>18502369
Oh my...

'ri

>>18503704
tarded

>>18502369
oof big bully becko strikes again

>>18504203
This is the Kairi thread

>>18504310
Very talented players

>>18504310
Carry Sane

>>18503890
>Best elbow in the business
>Best spear in the business
Is there something Kairi can't do???

>>18504512
Be cringe

>>18504978
Kawaii Warriors.

>>18503890

I LOVE MY CAPTAIN

Kawaiiri in México

Bikini 'ri in México, why Japanese girls look so great in bikini lads?

Princess of kawai

>page 3 again
Ayo Hoggers you ain't sliding this from page 1

>>18505317
I need to have sex with this mega kawaii player

>>18505476
Mmmmm

>>18500368
Damn a still want one preferably with bush

>>18505478
Same

Going to bump the thread in about 6 hours lads, but keep up the good work

>>18505782
Luv the Chun 'ri player

>>18496095 (OP)
Is she really God's favorite pirate?

I DON'T GIVE A PISS ABOUT NUTHIN BUT KAIRI BAYBAY! I LOVE AMERICA AND I LOVE KAIRI!

>>18505476
>comes out like this to American Badass and challenges Becky for the IC title
Would you pop?

>>18506364
Yes

Poor smoll 'ri

>>18505989
you finna know it

>>18507108
Justice 4 smol Qt's

>>18507759
Holy autism

>>18507108
Yeah you know you are tiny when Roxie and Riv can throw you over the top rope

>>18507941
this

>>18508484
I can't wait for Christmas so we can post Christmas 'ri's again

>>18509107
The day 'ri found out the title is not candy

Im sad... post your cutest 'ri's

>>18509185

>>18508032
IYO & Kairi are lovers

>>18509185

>>18509107
Kek what a goofy player

>>18507759
An entrancing mating dance.

>>18508576
You could've gone with the Christmas in July gimmick and posted a bunch last month.

>>18508786
Imagine Kairi slipping you a mickey and waking up naked the next day and have her tell you, 'I'll be eating for two now.' as she's straddling you.

>>18509185

>>18509767
I thought about it but with AEW losing in the ratings to an old Christmas movie in July, I didn't want to invite an attack on arrrr beloved /arrrr/ by the deranged gender benders.

'ri is so inspirational

>>18509752
Goofy but sexo

>>18510661
Goofy

>>18510016
In hindsight I understand this choice. Good intuition.

Do you think Kairi would enter Cheese or Burger in a wiener dog race?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miAE2xkRT7E

>>18511168
I would like to enter my weiner in the Kairi race

>>18509107
it should be

>>18511333
Many people are saying this

>>18511762
Many African-American people are saying this*

>>18512010
We aren't talking about your mom

>>18509185

>>18512070
40 year old.
Childless.
Autistic woman.

>>18509124
they should have made it candy

>>18510016
>I thought about it but with AEW losing in the ratings to an old Christmas movie in July,
did they really?

>>18512010
>>18512044
Kek roasted

>>18512070
Its great to be a 'ritard

>>18512545
Kek yellow roasted beef! Yum!

>>18512545
Anti's always lose
>>18512703
Why are you tasting your moms vagina?

God I love this mega kawaii cutie pie

>>18512857
Same, is good to be a 'ritard
Also tomorrow is Monday Nigh' ri lads my body is ready

>>18512974
The most wonderful time of the wrestling week!

>>18512990
I look forward to it every week! I hope her and asuka can win the tag titles so they can be on all the shows

>>18513093
Like the good ol' days. 1 show a week just ain't enough Kairi time.

>>18513427
Undercover pirate

>>18513489
it is weird how asuka is in a tanktop and Kairi is in a turtleneck and coat

>>18513520
Kairi is on a top secret mission

>>18506364
You know I would...the real question is how hard would I pop? And the answer is: copiously.
Imagine the shitstorm if Becko put Kairi over after burying that stoopid birb.

>>18513520
Asuka had a hot flush and made Kairi crank up the AC to an uncomfortably chilly temperature.

>>18512607
livin' the dream on planet 'ritard

Kairi is really sending us a message: Being a pirate is cool as hell. It's like she's telling us it's okay to be a bit of an outlaw sometimes, especially when greed and injustice are rampant. Every time I see Kairi, especially now that she's back to her Pirate Princess gimmick, she inspires a torrent of joy! When it seems like nobody is fighting for the little people, awesome pirates do! I look up to her as a strong, bold role model in 2025, and every one of you should, too. Yo ho!

>>18513797
Love Poi love 'ri simple as

>>18514409
Kairi makes me want to be a Pirate!

>>18514549
Same

I cannot wait to see the Captain take over 'riSPN when the new deal starts

The Captain is a genius

>>18514409
I want to sail the seven seas with this Kawai player

>>18515437
I still feel kinda bad that Iyo is a retard at 55

>>18515761
Kairi went to university, but Iyo didn't, so that factors in to this a bit.

>>18515437
I LOVE MY SMART CAPTAIN

>>18515437
Based smart player
'ritards are u ready for Monday Night 'ri?

>>18515609
what do you mean by that? that you want to put it in her bunghole?

>>18516548
Always

My sources are telling me that Kairi is the CUTEST!!!

>>18516998
Your sources are correct

>>18517647
Based Christian 'ri

>>18513778
imagine if kairi just shot on becko and won

>>18513797
I hear she owns a volcano

>>18514409
>>18514661
Based 'ri telling people to manufacture illegal firearms

>>18517849

>>18515437
she does have a college degree
>>18515761
have you read IYO's tweets? IYO ESLs the shit out of everything really bad

>>18517983
I just feel bad that she literally got the lowest score possible. All 4 other damage ctrl members are above 100.

>>18518029
The hog on wheels is a retard too

>>18518029
Iyo's ring IQ must be off the charts though

>>18518068
I think she just powers through bitches with her retard strength. I mean this is not something a smart person does if we're being honest. She's also enamored with SpongeBob. Thankfully, Kairi and Asuka are around to care for her.

>>18518029
Kairi and Asuka went to college

>>18518047
I wonder if Mio got high due to her racism against indians and australians
>>18518105
main spongebob demo

'ri

>>18517647
>>18517678
Tagging with AJ reinvigorated Kairi's belief in God and her love for wrestling.

>>18517647
>>18518420
>>18517678
based big bible 'ri. also IYO's christian too. she was at the prayer circle for elimination chamber

Monday Night 'ri

>>18515761
>yfw Iyo through the test so she could be the biggest 'ritard of all
Ah, I get it now. It's a work.

>>18496101
She is!

>>18500544

>>18519216
>through the test
Iyo you need to get ready for your match!

Where's 'ri lads?

>>18520038
Oh don't mind me 'ri was on and looking SEXO as always, fuck IYO what a cunt

'ri looks SEXO tonight

Poor Kairi... she has to deal with being caught in the middle of a raging retard and a crazy old hag going through menopause

>>18520645
No, Iyo was starting to think she's too good for her friends. Asuka was just giving her a reality check.

'ritard bross...

>>18520645
Why are her nee-san and wife fighting with each other? I don't want Kairi to be an emotional wreck.

>>18520717
Asuka clearly has a screw loose. It happens to old ladies sometimes...

Lads... Poor 'ri

Kairi on a pole match when?

>>18520846
Somebody needs to caption this with asuka accusing iyo of being a retard and iyo calling her old while kairi tries to calm them

>>18520915
Second this, do your thing based webn anon

what the fuck is kairi wearing?

>>18521154
Something SEXO

>>18521154
A SEXO outfit as always

Kairi very buff tonight

>>18520846
Asuka and Kiari SHOOTS HARD on Iyo!

>>18520496
she's dressed like an autist
>>18520645
poor little 'ri

>>18520717
IYO didn't want to cheat, though she was being a retard not asking for backup with raquel there
>>18520795
tfw

>>18520846
it sounds like IYO says
>fucking
right before the push
>>18520862
custody of 'ri ladder match

>>18520957
>>18520915
kek, where's the guy who made the
>good news, dakota was fired
webm?

>>18521314
that's not what she wore tonight

>>18520915
WEBM CHAD WE NEED YOU

>>18520795
Iyo vs KAIRI

who will get custody of KAIRI?

>>18521980
Io, unless they want to ruin the babyface run Kairi has been on for the last month

How damaged is Kairi's brain? Be honest.

>>18521980
Any jury would award custody to Asuka (and put a restraining order on Iyo).

>>18522028
she has a college degree
>>18521980
Asuka and then IYO will win it later. Kairi said Asuka was her favorite person during the pass the phone thing for evolution

>>18521720
A SEXO autist
>>18521980
Me

>>18522028
Literally has an IQ of 139

'ri and asuka were in the wrong bros sorry not sorry

>>18521175
>>18521314
training with MATT RIDDLE has tightened her up

>>18522305
I love IYO but she was being a cunt with her two girlfriends

>>18522381
she said no and they didn't listen

>>18522423
They were trying to help!
also there is no shame in losing to Raquel

>>18522430
it was roxy. raquel is the big mexican

>>18522532
We love Roxie here!

'ri's smile

>>18520206
very cute mannerisms

Kairi is super cute

>>18522986
true

>>18522309
Cool pants

>>18523187
Based

>yuros wake up
>board goes into maximum ogre drive with shit threads
every time

Are we going to war against Iyo boys? I mean of course I will follow Kairi's lead...but it will be a kayfabe war, right?

>>18523187
more like walking the DANK

>he accidently slid 2 of his anti IYO/kabuki threads

>>18523716
wut?...I just posted this in Iyo like an hr ago you shameless vulture lol

More bartender Kairi's

>*hiccups*
B/arrrr/tender 'ri loves a tipple!

>Iyo vs Asuka in a Kairi-in-a-cage match
>Liv vs Roxie in a Dom-in-a-cage match
>Kairi and Dom were having secret rendezvous behind the scenes and elope together
>Our heroes Kairi & Dom win and everybody else gets cucked
Would it work?

>>18522986
>>18523320
>>18523716
>>18523914
>>18523917
>>18523927
>>18523941
>>18523960
What a beautiful & sexo player

New 'ri

>>18525542
Titty tie

>>18522111
>she has a college degree
But is from one in Japan, so her brain hasn't been destroyed like it would've been had she gone to a western one and filled with love from BLM, the trans flag and all that garbage.

Gotta love the 'rister ya just gotta

>>18523906
>post in the pirate thread
>get mad when your stuff gets pirated
>>18523967
cuteo

segment translated
https://x.com/NeitroV/status/1955085522143154257/

looks like having so many IYO segments caused the anti to melt down and spam the board with dozens and dozens of gay porn threads since no one goes in his anti threads

damn looks like we hit the image limit, though only like 13 posts early
>>18523960
cute bartender 'ris

>>18524043
dirty dom stealing everyone's GFs
>>18525542
cute I was going to post this

>>18525699
lol this
>>18525770
see, it's weird, I became racist and more right wing in college due to annoying lefty professors. fucking had to be in a
>white men bad
class. the only good thing was actual in major classes weren't politics slop, just 101 gen ed shit

>>18526828
>>18526790
final thread images
>>18526339
yeah I do

NEW THREAD
>>18526900
>>18526900

Kairi is cool

Kairi is great

Kairi is sex

Kairi is life