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Hangman Adam Page Comes Home To Virginia As The Commonwealth Collides For A Massive Night of Action!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from The Berglund Center in Roanoke, VA
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page & Jetspeed vs. La Faccion Ingobernable in a Trios Match
>Queen Aminata, Tay Melo, & Willow Nightingale vs. Triangle Of Madness in a Trios Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Tomohiro Ishii for the TNT Championship
>And More!

** 15 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18499777 (OP)
BASED

>>18499777 (OP)
Nice trips

FINALLY SOME MOTHERFUCKING WRESTLING

>Triangle of madness
Welp time to whip it out

Waiting for a certain Buddy of mine.

>>18499777 (OP)
CM Punk lost

Said it in this week's Dynamite gamethread but the pendulum is indeed swinging. Dynamite saw a massive ratings surge while WWE has vanished from online chatter entirely. No buzz, no discussion. Those WWE fans are never coming back. Some have already made the switch.

Meanwhile AEW is thriving as its the center of conversation every week now. Drawing engagement from fans and hatewatchers alike. The momentum is undeniable at this point.

It’s interesting how Hangman’s redemption arc parallels AEW’s own comeback story this year.

>>18499777 (OP)
>777
This honkey's gooooone to Heaven

>>18499777 (OP)
Thank God Kyle has the title no offense Goldust but cmon....

>>18499777 (OP)
>multiple trios matches

200k

>>18499924
They had to do that at All In man, they couldn't have put the belt on Kyle there after Cole's 'maybe-retirement' announcement. They would have never got that crowd back if they stuck to the original plan of putting Kyle over for the belt that night. They had to give that audience a feelgood babyface moment to bring em back.

>>18499777 (OP)
>777
Tonight's Collision is blessed. All those who tune in will have good luck for the remainder of 2025

>>18499777 (OP)
why does AEW always have a PWG party match every episode?

>>18499777 (OP)
Finally a wrestling show for people who don't support sex trafficking women

>>18500169
Cuz they're based

When you mess with The Bull

>>18499777 (OP)
>** 15 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **
What will the main event be?

>>18500316
Tune in to find out!

>>18499859
well said

>>18499777 (OP)
I will be watching collision at a bar down the street from my house with a few friends

>>18500211
>two of the stiffest workers in the company
based

>>18500316
tanahashi & hangman vs tsuji & master wato

>>18500430
based

>>18500169
Because WWE can't have it. Their roster is too old for it

>>18499919
>Bloodhound Gang

Based.

>>18499777 (OP)
Why does he keep doing all these multi women trash matches? Has he juat given up with the women's division? Shouldn't he build up someone to take the belt off Toni?

Tony was asked who his favorite wrestlers are outside of AEW and he answered with AZM and Starlight Kid. Based Joshi Chad

>>18500755
How can you not like multi women matches. It's a bunch of good looking women beating the shit out each other. It's also a way for some of them to get reps since aew doesn't do house shows

Do you guys like the name Triangle of Madness? I think it's too long.

>>18500834
For me, it's Sex Triangle

Dimeless trash

>>18500992
But enough about WWE.

>>18500919
Thek's triangle

>>18500834
We call the group sex triangle here

>>18499777 (OP)
I know tonight's show will be in Hangman's home state and all that but even without taking that into account it's Nice to see him wrestling all the time and appearing multiple times on the same night, unlike what happened in his first run

>>18501098
Is this hangman's first ever appearance on Collision?

>>18501118
Nah

>>18501118
No. First appearance since he became world champion again, maybe.

>>18501043
Winner!

thekla i watch

>>18499777 (OP)
>Hangflop tagging with Jetspeed against luchajobbers on the B show
Confirmed for midcard champ, kek

I have the house all to myself today so I'll be watching this in the living room on the big screen TV on full volume. Yippee!

Here's your winners and the meltzer stars predictions
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page & Jetspeed vs. La Faccion Ingobernable in a Trios Match
>Hangman + Jetspeed ****1/2
>Queen Aminata, Tay Melo, & Willow Nightingale vs. Triangle Of Madness in a Trios Match
>Triangle of Madness ***1/2
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Tomohiro Ishii for the TNT Championship
>BASED Kyle *****

>>18501431
rare Tonedog L
someone needs to send word

>>18500316
You just know Tony will have his first women main event in front of the brits, Toni vs Athena.

When is Shida coming back to television now that she's in the US?

Over 3k in attendance tonight. Nice

>>18499777 (OP)
checked and fucking BASED, can't wait to tune in to this absolutely stacked card

>>18499924
it was nice of Big Tone to let Dusty Rhodes' most talented son get a run with the belt, even if it was only a couple weeks

>>18500211
is anyone gonna tell him that wrestling's fake...?

>>18501539
>women main event
Tony knows that's antidimes.

Who will the best wrestler alive face tonight?

>>18501669
holy based

>>18501709
A returning Takeshita.

>>18501539
the main event should be Hangman defending the belt against Tanahashi. They have a story to finish.

>>18501669
FEELING STATUS: RESTORED

>>18501709
Buddy.

>>18500178
how can they traffic women when they don’t even know what women are?

>>18501669
>distributed
Another paper job

>>18501597
after she zips up her pants and leaves my house

>>18501752
I still think about him and Jericho's low-speed chase randomly and kek

>>18501709
Jack Perry

>>18501520
sorry faggot, this episode is LIVE

>>18501709
Jake Hagar

>>18501737
the best way to remove a poison is by sucking it out
on ur knees ace

>>18499777 (OP)
Going up against NFL preseason btw. RIP

>>18501669
think aew picked up like 500 tickets to sell/give away. usually the case when you get a big jump in a few hours.

>>18499777 (OP)
sorry elitechads , date night with my bull and my wife tonight. Can't make it.,

>>18502016
>that punctuation
Gms.

>>18501752
He's the only NJ guy available until the G1 ends kek

>>18501669
>collision outdrew dynamite
fucking ohio is a shitshow, realistically no one wants to go there

Wow this Collision will have a bigger attendance than dynamite this week. thank you for the house hangman

>not even 6pm yet
go on without me

>>18502266
It's also the first show on the East coast in months. I think the last one was Atlantic City in April.

the big man is back!!

>>18501967
no one cares about ratings, lil bro

>>18502396
HOLLYWOOD HAUSER IN THE HOUSE

Fucking hate njpw wrestlers like suzuki and ishii being booked as dolph zigglers in aew.

>>18502465
rather amusing how it is an arms race oh who can get that oscar nomination first between him and batista

>ishii
Based

>>18501043
Kek

>>18502502
I hear Big Dave is slated to play The Kurgan in the Highlander remake, those are some mighty big shoes to fill. Luckily, Hollywood will probably fuck it all up.

>>18502507
the stone neckbull don't miss

>>18502733
mmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with him

i hate hangman so fucking much bros

holy shit the board's so dead, did fatso catch another b&?

>>18502788
BECAUSE I AM HARD, YOU WILL NOT LIKE ME. BUT THE MORE YOU HATE ME, THE MORE YOU WILL LEARN. I AM HARD, BUT I AM FAIR! THERE IS NO RACIAL BIGOTRY HERE! I DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON NIGGERS, KIKES, WOPS OR GREASERS. HERE YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS! AND MY ORDERS ARE TO WEED OUT ALL NON-HACKERS WHO DO NOT PACK THE GEAR TO SERVE IN MY BELOVED CORPS! DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?

>>18499777 (OP)
CINNAMON

30 MINS WARNING BROS

HALF HOUR WARNING, SICKOCHADS STANDING BACK AND STANDING BY

Half hour warning for Buddy.

>>18503023
pretty sure catering is open all night

>>18503014
>>18503009
based PSA sickos

>>18503037
So is your mom!!!!!

>>18503023
Buddy can't even walk right now. He is never coming back. It is time to move on.

>>18503046
>Buddy can't even walk right now
Rhea went too hard in the pegging sesh?

>>18503046
Never say never.

>>18503059
he's literally me fr

>>18503009
>>18503014
>>18503023
AEW gamethreads are genuinely funny. WWE gamethreads feel like I'm in a room full of clapping circus monkeys

>>18503075
many are saying this

>>18503075
this board sucks worse than ever these days and it's because faggots like you can't make a post without crying about WWE.

>>18503097
it sucks because of one fat schizo who can't stop screaming about ratings and spamming memes he made up that aren't entertaining at all

>>18503097
You're the one crying you little bitch. It was a harmless observation

>>18503059
Heard this song playing out in public today, thought of this post and it made me laugh. And then I did the walk.

>>18503116
WWE fans and AEW fans are two sides of the same coin. At this point, there isn't really anything different between the two except one fanbase really likes the takes that this old autist has

>>18503106
This.

>>18503132
No, AEW Chads are based and E-drones are cringe. That's just how it is.

>>18502486
Ziggler ain't shit. Yes he bumps all cool and whatnot bit he ain't shit.

>>18503153
Dynamite+Collision gamethreads are way more fun than WWE gamethreads.
Just a fact.

>>18503153
yea idk bro, I think I'm just getting sick of the console war. It was fun for the first 5 years, it's just getting tiresome at this point. Especially when now it barely has anything to do with the actual content of the shows.

>>18503164
He's really flamed out post-WWE.
Didn't get called back to NJPW after his brief "run" there

>>18503176
I rarely even look at dronie threads, they're just too depressing.
>>18503179
>Especially when now it barely has anything to do with the actual content of the shows.
It's entirely based on the content of the shows (AEW=good, WWE=bad).

>>18503118
based

>>18503190
>bucks are still doing unfunny middle school comedy and dominating their show with matches that are never going to appeal to the people that aren't going to like that style
>hangman isn't a believable champion and there is no one for him to feud with except for continuing the death rider shit that no one wants
>Tony pulled a Vince and killed the MJF-Hurt syndicate team up with no story and basically out of nowhere. it was universally agreed to be the best thing on the show and now the sycophants have to pretend they never cared about it
>meaningless tournament #452
>midcard women still suck outside of their big asses
>toni hasn't been interesting since the mariah feud ended
>Mercedes hasn't been interesting no matter how many cheap belts she holds
>wasting Darby for a mark homage to Sting
>pushing dimeless fags like Speedball-please don't pretend you actually like him
>Ricochet is irrelevant after him being the FOTM just a couple months ago
nah it's just as bad as WWE if not more so

>>18503176
AEW PPV threads too > any WWE event threads
>>18503190
curiosity gets the better of me sometimes.
It's grim shit indeed

>>18503215
>been cut n pasting this across the board all week long
lazy shit

>>18503229
this is the second time i posted it. No one refuted a single thing the first time

The fuck type of ending was that. Jurassic Park 3 sucks lol

>>18503215
>it's just as bad as WWE
It really isn't. WWE is unwatchable and completely soulless slop for children and mental midgets.

>>18503215
>seething this hard
get a clue, fatso

Hey guys I got 60 reward points from dominos. Should I get a sandwich, pasta, 2 topping medium pizzas or three lava cakes?

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

It's tiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmeeeeeee

I finally saw Jurassic Rebirth. It was cool.

LIGHT THE FUSE
GAS THE JEWS

>>18503244
At least shit happens there. AEW can go weeks with not a single thing happening other than "really awesome workrate matches." If that's what you watch wrestling for, good on you but I like to be entertained with angles and swerves and shit

Wow that's a big ass crowd

MOLE MAN ED HOCKEN JR BROS WE'RE EATING TONIGHT

SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SAAAAAAAAATURDAY

>>18503267
Probably hoping buddy shows up.

>opening with the based PORNOSTAR
TK cookin' tonight fr

PORNOOOOOOOOOOOOSTAR

this finna be a bangola

SUP SICKOS!
IT'S TIME TO COLLIDE!

someone told me Kyle Fletcher has a 12 inch penis is this true?

>>18503231
your cope and seethe does not require "refuting"

>>18503215
the only things in your post that I agree with are that I hate Mercedes and dgaf about Speedball, everything else you said was str8 trash bredren

Who's this fatass on commentary?

this is like watching an old Peter North video because we're about to see how many loads (of choppa) the Pornostar can take to the chest

>police sirens
Scott Steiner vibes

>>18503293
don't call tony fat

>>18503266
but he accepts "Fletch Lights" as his fans' name?

Collision is lowkey the best show every week.

>>18503304
ye whats' wrong with that?

>>18503280
He on it 2nite

>>18501756
ok boomer

>>18503301
Schivonianiacs... not like this...

>>18503293
paul walter houser, shoot award winning actor turned wrestler

Man, Kyle towers over the Stoned Pitbull

>>18503231
How do you expect people to refute what is mostly opinions? And why do you keep saying the MJF and HS stuff is over? They had a segment on Wednesday.

ELBOWA YOU
ELBOWA ME

I'm not gay or anything but I want to dress up like a girl and suck off Kyle Fletcher

>>18503304
yeah why not

>>18503323
and current PROGRESS Proteus champ

>>18503293
Ritchie the juggalo from Always Sunny
>>18503305
thinking man's take

Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me

How do you not open with hangman

>>18503326
nta but it's over until he wins the belt off Hangman and then Bobbo comes for that hebrew national ass

>>18503330
Many are saying this

oh fuck ishii got out-choppy'd...wait nevermind

>>18503341
cause everybody loves fletch

>>18503341
Hangman would’ve been a good option as would Buddy.

Ishii always has power to his hits

The Sween is gonna be in a rasslin movie? :0

>>18503323
>The fat buddy cop from the new Naked Gun
Ohhhhhh, well that's one of the more relevant celebrities I've seen on wrestling

>>18503360
What did you say?

>>18503357
nah it’s a western

>Mark
don't make Nige jump across this table and wear you out

>>18503340
He's way over the top with everything he does, and it works. The contrast from when he showed up is night and day, he's made unbelievable progress in the last year.

Hands down the best scene in the new Naked Gun are the snowman sequence and "OW! OWWIE! YOU HIT ME IN MY BELLY! MY SOFT BELLY!"

>>18503339
>"yo have u ever had sex doe man??"

Big Tom and his fighting spirit cannot be matched

>>18503391
For me it was the bodycam footage

ok now choppa phase 2

>I thought maybe a vertical suplex

Tony you rube. It's going to be vertical choppa

audience looks great on TV there, well lit/shot
looks like a great packed house.

>>18503404
>Don't do it!
>...I had five more that day.

Fletcher is having trouble countering Ishii's center of gravity mass

Jesus that was an Empire State Building of a superplex

Why isn't Ishii signed with Big Tone?

>>18503341
he will probably be the top of the hour or main

brainbustaaaaa

HOLY FUCKING FUCK

>>18503413
agreed, and the crowd is into it

Bruh, Kyle's brainbusters are SICK

They got another YouTube "celebrity" on tv again?

>>18503420
he kinda technically is, the story was only spending the summer in aew...... and that was last year

>>18503426
Ishii got a real nice pop on his entrance

I haven't seen an elbow drop that beautiful since Macho

I like how the boomers in the audience are cheering their lungs out for ishii they probably still think it's real lol

Damn, that elbow was vicious

>neck-based finisher
>vs Ishii
like using electric on a rock type

>>18503430
yeah just ask Adam Cole :/

ISHII STOP USING THE ELBOW CHOPPA HE'S GOADING YOU

I agree with every word of what PWH just said about why AEW is great.

strong Jap neck hard to counter

>>18503454
dude knows ball, i can respect him for that

bro this match is fucking siiiiiiiiiiiiick
like a G1 match from 10 yrs ago

>>18503434
he’s a golden globe winner lol

good impact power bomb

>>18503454
So many people are saying it!

based match love that neckless dog and the pornostar

Kyle always puts on bangers

>>18503464
this absolutely could have been a PPV match, Tony really spoils us
>coulda been a main event, but it was our first match
well said, Paul

>SOME SAY I CAME FIRST

pornostar why

>>18503465
>golden globe
Why you gotta do him dirty like that

Fletcher = confirmed hard cunt
Stone Pitbull certified

I would literally cut my eye out for Buddy vs Kyle.

Protostar don't challenge Tanahashi he's dead

KYLE FLETCHER vs X?

Fletcher is legit

SEND JERICHO

>>18503330
Get in line, pal.

based confident Kyle

>NJPW's pound for pound best
just say ZSJ

>>18503492
he might legit cripple the ace, and he's barely propped up with duct tape

>names nobody
lame

Fletcher really lights up the room
I can see now why his fans call themselves the Fletchlights

>send your best to cincinatti

...eeeehhhhhhhhhh

Gotta be Shingo

>>18503299
Pendulum you say?

>>18503488
how ya gonna wrestle with just one eye?

THAT'S THE TONEDOG'S NJPW TIE
DON CALLIS STOLE IT YOU SON OF A BITCH

who is it going to be? I dont watch njpw

That tie is over with me brother

>>18503507
I'm afraid if Tanahashi does one more high fly flow we're getting the bad end from The Wrestler

>Don Callus comes on my TV
>I start booing

>>18503515
I always wrestle with my one-eyed wonder weasel

Jack Sabre Jr

ZSJ vs Nige?

>Nigel's back in a 4-way

...fuck is Bryan showing up at Forbidden Door? Why is he getting back in the ring?

>>18503504
IWGP Champion is not jobbing to AEW's midcard TV Champion.
NIGEL VS ZSJ CONFRIMED

BIG FUCKIN NIGE

give Ric'O some hair

Trevor deserves more respect!

>New Japan beats an AEW guy to defend the world title
>it's an announcer
Page should face Drilla Moloney

>>18503518
you really think Don would do that? just steal from someone like that?

>>18503533
It's to get to Nigel vs ZSJ grapplefuck dream bout
a trve 00s/10s message board sicko match

>>18503528
and his two balls?

>>18503534
Kyle jobs out and ZSJ brings the TNT title back to Japan with him (he's coming to AEW next year anyway).

MOMMY WAYNE HAS GOT THEM OUT AGAIN LETS GOOOOOOO

YUNG BUSSIN

this nigga looking like an interview with a vampire reject

Uh oh i think mjf is there tonight

Mommy got the message and is less covered up

THE GIRLS ARE OUT AGAIN

MAMA WAYNE BROS

WE FOOKIN EATIN

MOMMA WAYNE HEARD THE COMPLAINTS
SHE'S FREE

>>18503576
no sorry jewish holiday, please understand

Why is this arena so empty?

Emily Rose

Megan Bayne owes me sex, simple as

fat ass fat boobs, TK cooking with this women's roster

The Siren calls in Bayne's music got me feelin a kinda way

>a shooting star that was set free to soar
bro you just mixed like 3 metaphors

Sex with Megan Bayne

Penelope being dressed like any random slut kinda hurts Megan's aesthetic

AEW has the hottest women good grief

qt jobber tbqh

hot damn Emily Rose is as big as Bayne

>>18503578
>>18503579
>literal exact same second
Titsmind bros

Did Penelope get a boob job or has she always been that insane

>>18503598
>dressed like

Janela won

Emily rose owes me sloppy toppy

>>18503608
always been like that

>>18503601
I thought this too when she smiled and waved.

TOO MANY LINES

Big Bill scarring his wife that can't afford skirts or pants, just blouses

>>18503619
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBLRBLRBLRBLRBLRBLRLBRLBRLBRBLRBLRBLRBLBBBBBBBBBBBB

Gunns up!

WE MISS YOU SWITCHBLADE

i'm jealous of lexi

NEW THREAD
>>18503630
>>18503630
>>18503630
>>18503630

>>18503619
I bet her milk would go great with some oreos

Bill, calm down
You're scaring your wife

>>18503628
Jericho sitting at home right now watching that promo like a proud papa

GUNNS UP

RicoGOAT let's get it!

in case you were wondering why they call him "ROCK HARD", this is his IRL wife;

Ricochets theme is sick

>>18503643
Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit

>Juice growing the beard back
Glad to see he got a clue

we know what you did with that finger trevor

that kid just mogged ricochet

>>18503666
he probably knew he fucked up after the first stroke of the beard trimmers

>>18503672
In height?

Newwwwwww
>>18503630
>>18503630
>>18503630
>>18503630

>>18503655
>He doesn't know

kek he bopped that baldy ahh nigga

>>18503692
They ain't divorced. Juice, in an interview conducted days after All In this year, talked about being married to her. In real time. You are misinformed.

>>18503215
The MJF/Hurt Syndicate thing still makes sense because Lashley would always be in the back of their promos side eyeing Max.

Great episode of collision bros

Only one gamethread huh?