Thread 18500918

What does peedub think of yardtard hardcore rasslin?

>>18500918 (OP)
Pathetic stuff

>>18500918 (OP)
Hot stuff

>>18500918 (OP)
It's the real deal, the rest of this shit is just a bunch of over-sanitized crap for the masses

>>18500954
tsmt. Deathmatch wrestling is the pureest, most real wrestling there is

It's an argument against universal healthcare.

>>18500954
>>18501063
literally untrained, unathletic losers wrestling in front of less than a dozen people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOcF6IbyrNY

>>18500918 (OP)
Watching girls bleed and do hardcore shit is a massive turn off and change the channel heat with me

>>18500918 (OP)
it’s fucking retarded

>>18500918 (OP)
Who is this though?

>>18501104
this
any retard can bash you over the head with shit and stab you it takes no skill to do
Any of us faggots could do it

>>18500954
Honestly yes
They don't even make enough money to cover the injuries they get
True art

>>18500918 (OP)
I love it. it's some of the only good wrestling left. fuck corporate garbage.

>>18500918 (OP)
sex with white trash juggalettes

>>18501122
This is the perspective of people who haven't given deathmatch wrestling a proper chance. When it's done right, it is much more than just two guys hitting each other with weapons. You're using the worst possible examples to try and discredit the whole style.

I had that BYW game on ps2, I'd always beat the shit out of Gupta because I hated Indians even as a child.

>>18501152
Well said only the yarder tier guys really just hit each other with stuff and even then it's still entertaining

Hey WWE fans, just want to point out that without hardcore wrestling and ECW, there would have been no Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin created the character during his time in ECW, and it was the partnership with ECW that gave Vince access to him, Foley, RVD and a bunch of other top level guys. Without hardcore wrestling, there would have been no attitude era either. And without all those things, Vince might very well have lost to WCW. So remember that before you talk about how "shitty" you think it is.

>>18501173
agree, even some of the low level guys can still put on a good match at times.

>>18501189
Damn. you make my wish it never happened. we'd be a lot better off now

>>18501189
So we would have never had the What chant?
sounds like a fair trade off for the 2 years we had him

>>18501260
Yeah, Paul E really fucked the wrestling world over by teaming with Vincetty.

Any good promotions to watch in 2025?

>>18501260
I do wish WCW had won, but the point is just that hardcore wrestling has value when it's done well.
>>18501318
Doesn't sound like a good deal for your side, you guys would lose a lot more than anyone else under those terms.

>>18501417
I like JCW, NWA, NJPW, CZW, ICW:NHB and sometimes OVW. I hear the UWN promotions aren't bad either.

>>18500918 (OP)
Retarded.

>>18501417
for deathmatches I would say check out freedoms, it's a japanese deathmatch promotion run by Jun Kasai.

>>18500918 (OP)
It's only ok when hot girls do it

I fucking love hot women busted bleeding and covered in glass and dirt! Gets me hard as fuck.

Love me some hardcore women babay

>>18501106
You're gay

>>18500918 (OP)
OP. name this woman ASAP.

Looks like Kairi

it's based and a bunch of faggots think otherwise. They cry when people get hit in the head with chairs too so their opinions are pointless.
>>18501526
that's a young prime Mickie Knuckles

>>18500918 (OP)
It's fun to watch yardtards take stupid bumps but it's not entertaining otherwise

>>18501583
Kek I googled it and she's a fatass young too

Just tell me her name opes

>>18500918 (OP)
Who is that woman?

>>18501189
I see what you're doing there and it won't work. Hugging up against your betters in order to shield from criticism just shows you don't understand that the exception doesn't make the rule. A handful of good or okay matches doesn't make up for the sea of awful backyard bullshit.

>>18501436
Why is it never done well, though?

>>18501583
>that's a young prime Mickie Knuckles
Bullshit, that's not her.

I think I'd sell my soul to sniff her hole and you know which one I mean.

The Green Bastard is over with me

>>18500918 (OP)
would pronebone her/10

>>18501526
>OP. name this woman ASAP.

>>18500918 (OP)
I remember her from this webm

>>18500918 (OP)
It's great, every backyard should have a wrestling ring

>>18505453
Whats the point of this

>>18505501
Money for drugs.

>>18500918 (OP)
it’s based and only brainwashed dronies dislike it

Trailer park wrasslin is the lowest form of IQ I have ever witnessed.

>>18505616
If you’re that deep in it just be a prostitute

>>18505453
>Fat girl slams anorexic girl onto corning fiberglass instulation
This happened twice a semester at my high school.

>>18502882
Anon wasn't around for ECW days and it shows
You sound like fucking every white ass liberal in the 90s on talk shows trying to cancel ECW because it was too offensive
Fucking full circle, it's insane how big of pussies fed fans have become

>>18505501
>>18505616
>>18505768
They also think they deserve the pain for various reasons mostly related to childhood trauma.

>>18505787
This.
Watch Sick Nick Mondo's documentary.

>>18505780
Stfu faggot boomer

>>18505798
Cry more lib

>>18500918 (OP)
years ago on worldstar there was some private party wrestling match going on with 2 girls hardcore fighting in thongs and topless. so now im tainted in the sense of I want my hardcore girls to be topless in thongs trying to kill each other in the ring.

i love backyard kino

>>18505831
I wonder if either of those girls are working for WWE or AEW today.

>>18505787
>>18505793
Sounds like instead of watching and cheering for this, we should try to help them

Yard tarding is kino. Gotta either start somewhere or just start tossing your friends around whatever you have for a ring.

>>18505908
I would rather they be doing this than committing crime or even worse. They themselves have to go to a psychiatrist; rehab only goes so far and throwing them in jail costs even more.
Nobody is holding a gun to their head and telling them they have to go and throw themselves through a pile of light tubes, in as much as nobody is holding a gun to the head of any other wrestler. They do it on their own accord.

>>18505935
damn that shit was clean as fuck

She had to chose this or porn.
I think she made the right choice.

>>18505501
lung cancer

>>18505908
Cheering for them is helping them.

>>18500918 (OP)
Retard kino that's fun to make fun of.

>>18505453
What halfway normal person would watch this garbage? They're just mutilating each other. It's not probably not even a feud, just some random death match lol.

I like a good hot dog but I'm not having a death match over it

>>18505501
Gotta entertain those 20 fat drug addicted juggalos in a Walmart parking lot somehow.

Nothing more based than entertaining the folks with blood and carnage for no money

>>18505935
>the actual spot is unique and smooth
>the guy taking it front bumps properly and doesn't seem to smack his face on the mat, getting his hands down and turning his head away last second
Seems like they have a better understanding of how this works than your average indie guy/meme flipper.

I don't think I've ever seen a black yardtarder.

>>18506151
Mud makes them hard to spot.

>>18500918 (OP)
Ever since he got a clue, painted his face and masked up J Demise has been on an unstoppable tear.

>>18505908
Trying to "fix" women who're fucked in the head because daddy either didn't love them or loved them way too much is a path to ruin. They don't want to be helped and will destroy your life instead.

>>18501189
ECW wasn't deathmatch shit. They actually wrestled in ECW, they used weapons and had hardcore matches, but they also were mostly good wrestlers.

This yardtard modern deathmatch shit is very unskilled. They are literally just hitting each other with weapons, doing convoluted stunts, and barely do any actual working. The pain tolerance is impressive, their willingness to hurt themselves is entertaining. I won't pretend like being fearless doesn't require skill, but it is only one part of being a trained wrestler.

Pro wrestling training involves overcoming physical, mental, and social challenges. Learning new things is scary, the first time you climb on the top tope is scary, bumps hurt, running the ropes hurt. Being in front of a crowd is nerve-wracking. Learning how to work a crowd takes years. Then executing everything well takes even longer.

I won't say that I don't respect deathmatch guys. But I don't like that it is lumped in with professional wrestling. It's a completely different thing. Different skills, different appeal.
Tldr; ECW wasn't deathmatch shit

Pathetic if you're into people fucking each other up just go to worldstar or to the gif rekt thread. Getting fucked like that for a hot dog or a couple hundred dollars just mean you're a sadomasochist or you have very bad mental problems.

>>18506307
Easy money, so long as you don't mind the hepatitis.

>>18506143
He didn't turn his head, he technically took the front bump wrong, but I'm nitpicking. He didn't smack his face, used his hands to soften the impact and sold properly. 7/10 I've seen worse on NXT.

I wonder if these guys were trained while they were still yarding. Even the dudes selling at the beginning before the back suplex is great. Absolute kino

>>18506086
>they’re just mutilating each other
That’s how I feel when watching AEW deathmatches mem

Aside from Shotzi and Candace Larae, any other yardtards make it in the Fwf?

>>18506341
Fed*

>>18505453
>BAWWW GAWD!!! THE ASBESTUS RIGHT IN HER FACES!!! SHES BREATHING IT ALL IN. NOW ON THE OPEN WOUNDS IN THE BACK. BAWWWW GAWD, SHES GONNA DIE DECADES EARLIER THAN SHE OTHER WISE WOULD HAVE

>>18506341
If you're talking about people who only had success in WWF/WWE, then the Hardys (and people associated with them like Helms and Shannon Moore), Punk, Seth, Liv and D'Lo were all yardtarders before getting formal training. In AEW, people like Omega and the Bucks and outside of that Tanahashi and DDT's MAO. A good amount of the guys who were names of any sort over the last 20 years likely started out as yardtarders.

>>18506385
AJ Styles and Mick Foley were yardtarders
Chicks only get heat because they have to suck cock on the way up.

>>18506385
Punk and Seff were not yardtards

>>18500918 (OP)
I remember when I went to college a few years back. One of my classmates was this this admittedly kind of cute chick. But she was always coming in with bruises and stitched up cuts. I honestly thought she was in an abusive relationship. And I had to ask what was going on. Turns out she was this hardcore wrestler. She had her own YouTube page with like a few hundred viewers per clip of her doing stupid retarded hardcore spots in matches. I asked her did she even make any money at all from all of this. She was honest and told me that she pays far more to get patched up after the fact, then she gets paid to wrestle. Her dream was to "be the next Becky Lynch". I've never seen her or heard of her again once I left college. I wish I could remember what her YouTube was. It was cringe kino.

>>18506262
ECW was just proto AEW. Paul booked for the sickos marks of the 90s. The only difference is that Paul didn't pay his wrestlers. ECW lead to the backyard tard Deathmatch wrestlers

>>18506151
they don’t have yards

>>18506341
Do CZW alumni count? Joe Gacy, Dean

>>18500918 (OP)
Kino.

>>18500918 (OP)
This type of shit is for low iq white trash, and it fucking sucks. The redpill here is that the only people who watch this stuff are people who want to watch wrestling and not seem like a faggot for doing so, so they pick the grossest form of it. However, watching wrestling and not seeming like a faggot is impossible because at the end of the day all forms of wrestling are just two adults playing pretend.

>>18500954
This

>>18508476
I'd do this for a Dr. Pepper and a hotdog.

>>18505453
What's so violent about this? Looks like comfy pink foam.

>>18507668
NAME WHAT'S HER NAME
PLEASE

>>18500918 (OP)
I appreciate and even respect it desu. Garbage wrestling is based when it knows its role and stays in its lane. But whenever somebody tries to bring this shit to national television where it doesn't belong then we have a fucking problem.

>>18509351
And I bet it tastes just like cotton candy too.

>>18505501
For me to get hard and coom, dumbo

>>18507799
Fake but nice pasta

Her name is Sabrina Holcomb

https://sabrinasholcomb.wordpress.com/

Found her thanks to google and ZERO HELP FROM YOU USELESS BUNCHA VERMIN FAGITS

>>18509343
based 'dogger

>>18501122
pw yard fed incoming

>>18509413
You tag me with a weed whacker and I'm gonna take the whole box of Star Crunch from catering (your mom's pantry).

>>18505079
You ok Trevor? I don't give a fuck actually.

>>18505501
>never heard of an asbestos match

>>18500918 (OP)
damn this Whore kinda cute Doe

>>18506385
Any footage of Liv doing backyard wrestling?

Not BLACK yard but BACK yard in case you read it wrongly the first time

>>18501505
This
>>18501106
You gay. Only thing hotter than barbeque sauce and mud matches is women getting the shit beat out of them shoot

>>18506262
ECW was derived from FMW, which was deathmatch wrestling. They didn't go quite as hard as FMW but it was the same style. Modern deathmatch wrestling is just the natural next step from that.

>>18500918 (OP)
I think it's neat.

>>18501505
no you just jewish and like to watch bleeding women because your dick is mangled