/AEW/ - All Elite Women General
Pussy licking edition. Use this thread to discuss the female performers of AEW & ROH.
RESULTS;
Dynamite 08/06;
>Alex Windsor defeated Billie Starkz, Queen Aminata & Skye Blue in a 4-way to advance to the TBS Championship match at Forbidden Door. During the finish, 'Timeless' Toni Storm prevented Athena from interfering on Billie's behalf. After the match, Mercedes Mone squared off with Alex, which allowed Athena to take out Toni with an O-Face. Mercedes then hit a backstabber on Windsor before squaring off with Athena.
>Backstage, Queen Aminata says she knows she could've beat Mercedes Mone if they faced each other again. Willow shows up and announces she'll be teaming with Aminata in a trios match against the Triangle of Madness on Collision. Kris Statlander interrupts and says she's here for Willow in the name of womanhood but Willow calls her out for not moving on from her.
ROH 08/07;
>Athena & Billie Starkz defeated Missa Kate & Lanie Luck
UPCOMING;
Collision 08/09;
>Queen Aminata, Tay Melo & Willow Nightingale vs. Triangle Of Madness (Thekla, Julia Hart & Skye Blue)
NEWS;
>Athena will be hosting an all-women's indie event called ''Who Runs The World?'' tonight under the MPX banner.
>Skye Blue and Julia Hart will face Millie McKenzie and Safire Reed in a tag match at Pro-Wrestling EVE on August 23rd. Nyla Rose will also challenge Nightshade for the EVE Championship.
>Kris Statlander will wrestle for Beyond Wrestling on August 29th and EVE on September 5th.
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Archive -
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:03:35 PM
No.18501530
>>18501550
>>18501943
I see subhumans
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:04:20 PM
No.18501538
>Queen Aminata, Tay Melo & Willow Nightingale vs. Triangle Of Madness (Thekla, Julia Hart & Skye Blue)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:05:43 PM
No.18501550
>>18501530
Turn the monitor on
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:08:49 PM
No.18501575
>>18501554
>driving to go queue up to meet Mina at the convention
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:29:53 PM
No.18501712
>Athena will be hosting an all-women's indie event called ''Who Runs The World?'' tonight under the MPX banner.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:32:19 PM
No.18501727
Nice, caught this one early. Hidden.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:34:49 PM
No.18501742
>>18501527 (OP)
>Pussy licking edition.
Who in this thread do you think could contribute to any part of that discussion?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:35:25 PM
No.18501748
>>18501554
Jealous roasties punishing their kids because they canβt measure up to Mina.
#Minais4Kidz
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:47:48 PM
No.18501836
>Enjoying the fruits of my labor
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:49:07 PM
No.18501845
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:52:33 PM
No.18501869
>Enjoying the fruits of my labor
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:59:52 PM
No.18501943
>>18501530
Turn dynamite off
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:18:45 PM
No.18502079
>>18501527 (OP)
>All Elite Women General
>Nyla Rose
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:35:45 PM
No.18502213
>>18501554
yuka and riho are popular with women
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:52:20 PM
No.18502354
>>18501554
It's a motherly instinct to protect their shota sons from Japanese succubus
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:41:14 AM
No.18502690
>>18502699
>>18502812
>RevPro owner Andy Quildan speaks on the positive impact Mercedes MonΓ© has had on professional wrestling:
>βI've never seen someone who's such a polarizing figure who has done nothing but try to spread the word of professional wrestling, who's done nothing but try to elevate professional wrestling, not just for herself but others around her, who has been completely selfless in doing soβ
>I'm someone who sees the morale that she brings to the locker room, the boost that she brings to the locker room, how excited everyone is when Mercedes MonΓ© is around and the effect that it has on theβyou know, look, she's done two matches for us and in both instances she's helped to elevate the profile of her opponent and that is what Mercedes MonΓ© is all about. And that's why she's going to be remembered kindly in history.β
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:42:36 AM
No.18502699
>>18502690
>not just for herself
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:59:55 AM
No.18502812
>>18502823
>>18502690
>Mercedes MonΓ© Shocks Fans with Surprise Trip to Vienna!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdXEtoqPj6U
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:01:11 AM
No.18502823
>>18507448
>>18502812
>Mercedes MonΓ© Shocks Fans
>'Winning Gold in Vienna'
Who is shocked by this?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:02:01 AM
No.18503279
>Thunder Rosa v Alex Windsor | Riot Cabaret Pro Wrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLkRWwBAHI
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:04:11 AM
No.18503901
>>18501527 (OP)
The rest of this set.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:05:39 AM
No.18503917
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:06:48 AM
No.18503926
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:06:43 AM
No.18504623
>>18516181
>>18504258
>another shitter on tv
why does tony do this to me?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:11:12 AM
No.18504653
Momma Wayne had em OUT again tonight
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:55:34 AM
No.18505348
>>18504258
>Undashing Harley
intriguing
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:07:29 AM
No.18506481
>βAsylumβ Triangle Of Madness Theme | AEW Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbEbxmSLgDQ
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:12:50 AM
No.18506873
Where the fuck is Jamie Hayter?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:16:50 AM
No.18506880
Mercedes showed up at Athena's women's wrestling indie event last night.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:18:02 AM
No.18506882
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:11:07 PM
No.18507127
>Womenβs wrestling matters
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:12:10 PM
No.18507130
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:10:25 PM
No.18507448
>>18502823
The surprise was her appearing and wrestling there
>Mercedes MonΓ© Shocks Fans with Surprise Trip to Vienna!
Are you stupid or are you dumb?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:11:26 PM
No.18507453
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:21:43 PM
No.18507481
>>18527274
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:40:27 PM
No.18507833
>>18507963
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:04:30 PM
No.18507963
>>18507833
For a moment I really believed she was going to be like this
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:54:55 PM
No.18508264
>I wanna know which marks from @we_are_stardom @CMLL_OFICIAL are going to #aewforbiddendoor
https://x.com/MercedesVarnado/status/1954567773633319288
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:53:42 PM
No.18508629
>>18508579
>>18508591
We had it good anons
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:55:34 PM
No.18508641
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:57:29 PM
No.18508651
>>18510132
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:59:47 PM
No.18508661
Mina encounters a ghost
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:01:18 PM
No.18508670
>>18508704
>>18524005
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:08:50 PM
No.18508704
>>18508752
>>18509308
>>18508670
Well at least Colten wont end up like Cole, right?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:14:04 PM
No.18508726
>>18508739
>>18508749
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:16:40 PM
No.18508739
>>18508726
Brody "I would apologize to the Mexican that raped my mom" Queen
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:18:42 PM
No.18508749
>>18508704
He's already got the KWAB part down with the injury. Truthfully? Unlike Cole he's already like 35 and has little to no career to lean on in wrestling. He doesn't seem like a guy who's going to particularly 'make it' in a bigger sense
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:21:04 PM
No.18508761
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:22:06 PM
No.18508764
>>18508752
I had to check that
>34
KWAOB
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:23:30 PM
No.18508769
>>18508946
>>18508752
It's kinda sad to say he hit his peak in the 2010s really. Those few years he was white hot as the top guy in PWG/ROH which led him to NXT.
But honestly that was really it for him. He never ascended any higher or got that hot ever again. From about 2014-2018/19
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:29:56 PM
No.18508787
>>18508970
>Tony Schiavone: βToni Storm against Mercedes MonΓ© is the one match I would want to see and Iβve seen it. I think they are the two best womenβs wrestlers Iβve ever seen in my life and we got to see them at All In. Hopefully weβll see them again sometime.β (WFXR NEWS)
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:01:37 PM
No.18508946
>>18508769
I thought you were talking about the Ass Boy for a second and got really confused kek. Adam Cole is fine. Even if he never wrestles again he's more than carved out a legacy in wrestling. Might not have been on the main roster but he had a memorable run in WWE through NXT. His AEW run while being a lot of ups and downs he made an impression there as well. Then of course there's everything he did prior that you're mentioning. Even if that's the height of what he reaches he's still had a better career than 95% of wrestlers
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:04:37 PM
No.18508970
>>18508991
>>18509040
>>18508787
>is the one match I would want to see and Iβve seen it
Really speaks to the state of the division. What dream matches are there even right now? If the next All In was around the corner what's even the big match you could do that we haven't already seen before? There was no need for them to blow through Mercedes and Athena when they did. Especially just to have Mercedes go over only to end up losing in the end too. Made it completely pointless. Lot of names in the division need to step it up. I was hoping someone would elevate themselves and fill the spot May left behind but it feels they've gone the quantity over quality route with adding in Thekla and Windsor
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:08:28 PM
No.18508991
>>18509282
>>18508970
You build up someone in the same way as you did Toni Storm.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:19:36 PM
No.18509040
>>18509277
>>18508970
If Stardom contract are 1 year then I wonder if TK will try to scout Bozilla next year(Josh Alexander was one of her trainers iirc)
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:51:04 PM
No.18509248
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:56:57 PM
No.18509277
>>18509040
>Josh Alexander was one of her trainers iirc
this is as far from a selling point as possible kek. that guy is dimeless and boring as shit
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:58:05 PM
No.18509282
>>18510021
>>18508991
And yet here we are two years removed from the start of the Toni and Mariah story and they've yet to even try the same method with anyone else
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:00:39 PM
No.18509308
>>18509323
>>18509331
>>18508704
>>18508752
>Colten
KWAB this whole time I thought she was dating Austin and not the Jannetty of the Ass Boys
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:02:25 PM
No.18509323
>>18509308
Austin is gay.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:03:34 PM
No.18509331
>>18509308
I think he's already in a relationship with one of the makeup chicks. But yeah he is the one that's more dimes between them by a long shot. He may not have the height but he can at least cut a promo and has more energy than the solar powered calculator that is his brother
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:20:09 PM
No.18509424
Pin down julia hart so I can slap her, grab her throat and shove my morning wood in her tiny pussy until I piss in her. Then pull out, saying "yess yess look at eet look at eet" and holding her legs up while her head and shoulders are still pinned down and she squirts my piss out of her pink slit onto her own face and I face fuck her until she squirts hot steamy watery puke from her throatpussy because my big cock touched her throatclit.
She got watery bloodshot eyes, puke and piss all over her face and flat chest and she says thank you daddy
when Skye catches you whipping it out
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:37:57 PM
No.18509539
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:38:47 PM
No.18509545
>>18509940
>>18509536
That dude in the back hasnt slept all year.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:00:16 PM
No.18509649
>>18509932
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:02:54 PM
No.18509666
>>18510003
>>18513784
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:32:50 PM
No.18509832
>>18501527 (OP)
Cringe as fuck
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:48:20 PM
No.18509932
>>18509649
Kek what a belt mark
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:49:26 PM
No.18509940
>>18509545
Insomnia so bad he had to go see a Skye Blue match
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:57:55 PM
No.18510003
>>18513351
>>18509666
I'd job to Bayne
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:02:21 PM
No.18510021
>>18510513
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:17:15 PM
No.18510112
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:18:28 PM
No.18510123
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:19:32 PM
No.18510132
>>18510673
>>18516661
>>18508635
>>18508651
>you will never have Harley manically sing 'Happy Birthday' to you while Mina pouts and shimmies her big boobies at you
Why even live another year?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:15:21 AM
No.18510513
>>18511002
>>18510021
She's still doing the same shit she was 2-3 years ago kek. She's already been fed to Mercedes. Might get fed to Toni next. If she wins it won't even matter because it's not like she hasn't been a champion for 239492 days anyway. She's in Gunther territory where she not only needs to lose the belt she has but once she does she needs to go at least a year without even sniffing another title or else it's all just going to bleed together into one big apathetic heel title run
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:41:32 AM
No.18510673
>>18510749
>>18510132
>your bimbo friends will never take you panty shopping on your birthday
feelsbadman
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:44:15 AM
No.18510686
is anna jay n another extended vacation? her ass gets fatter every time they don't use her for like 8 months while she still gets paid
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:52:30 AM
No.18510749
>>18510763
>>18513343
>>18510673
Fucking labubus, jesus
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:56:16 AM
No.18510763
>>18510794
>>18510749
women Mina and Harley's buy these for their under 10 kids, not 27yr old women kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:00:26 AM
No.18510794
>>18510763
women Mina and Harley's age*
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:28:39 AM
No.18511002
>>18511741
>>18510513
>She's in Gunther territory
She is going to job to a meme or a washed up wrestler?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:32:35 AM
No.18511529
>>18512000
>wrestles in a $20 swimsuit
Based and reasonably affordable pilled
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:06:39 AM
No.18511741
>>18513849
>>18511002
She already has
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:27:25 AM
No.18511869
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:47:20 AM
No.18512000
>>18511529
that's probably like $1,000 in old timey money tho
Kostas Gangstar
8/11/2025, 4:38:22 AM
No.18512270
>>18509536
My butt is bigger
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:44:01 AM
No.18512301
>>18509536
need to see this spooky slut get slimed
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:48:06 AM
No.18512335
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:52:17 AM
No.18512603
>>18513824
>>18514257
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:00:14 AM
No.18512648
>>18512755
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:19:57 AM
No.18512755
>>18512648
Seen it before and better
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:15:51 AM
No.18513343
>>18513352
>>18510749
I seriously can't stand looking at these hideous things anymore. Why the fuck are those gremlin-looking things everywhere? I'd only buy one to set it on fire and make a video about it so they can cry about it. It's things like these that somehow catch in that make me really lose hope in society.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:19:08 AM
No.18513351
>>18510003
She's a big girl
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:19:41 AM
No.18513352
>>18513405
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:37:06 AM
No.18513405
>>18513352
Do you always sign your posts with where you just came from?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:28:28 AM
No.18513662
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:57:30 AM
No.18513738
>>18515723
WE GOT HER ELITE-CHADS!!!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:19:06 AM
No.18513784
>>18509666
That would be pretty funny
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:48:10 AM
No.18513824
>>18512603
Here's the caption he wrote
>I have already won in life rawwwwrrrrr
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:49:51 AM
No.18513829
funny i see more people telling aew/tony to sign lena kross than any of the wwe releases.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:02:05 PM
No.18513849
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:05:44 PM
No.18513997
>>18514517
>Back to the ocean.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:07:01 PM
No.18514000
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:01:06 PM
No.18514135
>three UK PPVs
>not one match
sucks to be a Hayter bro :(
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:35:58 PM
No.18514247
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:39:42 PM
No.18514257
>>18512603
>leaves her husband for a literal bull
Oh my
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:30:20 PM
No.18514517
>>18513997
If she will be off tv for months again then I guess that trios match was the end of the feud unless Harley will replace her and still look for a 5th person.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:59:22 PM
No.18514941
Final Battle poster featuring Billie, Athena and Trish Adora
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:04:07 PM
No.18514965
>>18515185
Thekla being used on AEW posters now. Hopefully means her push continues.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:09:44 PM
No.18515016
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:38:50 PM
No.18515185
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:58:33 PM
No.18515337
Wrestledream perhaps and she would also break Jades record.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:54:20 PM
No.18515723
>>18515783
>>18513738
i want more joshi on my tv but im opposed to tony signing any more late 30s joshi.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:34 PM
No.18515740
>>18515759
>Mercedes MonΓ© was asked about the differences between the AEW and WWE locker room cultures:
>βFor me, itβs night and day,
>When I am around the girls, it just feels like such a community of wanting to make this place grow. There's a hunger because I feel like we still feel so underground, and we want to make it, like, up here. So all these women have so much drive and passion, and I can feel it. They fire me up. I want to be the best because they want to be the best.
>It feels so different. I don't want to say like, βOh, WWE was badβ or people are like, egos, but it just feels like we're all trying to fight for something. We're trying to fight to make this the best, and I love people who have passion and hunger.β
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:01:32 PM
No.18515759
>>18516106
>>18516941
>>18515740
the only woman with a big ego in aew was britt
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:04:24 PM
No.18515783
>>18516079
>>18516085
>>18515723
Get your ageism shit when it comes to the women out of here.
You don't have the same energy for the men.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:31:16 PM
No.18515926
>>18516845
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:53:09 PM
No.18516079
>>18515783
>Get your ageism shit when it comes to the women out of here.
no.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:54:11 PM
No.18516085
>>18516168
>>18515783
>You don't have the same energy for the men.
name me some late 30s men that rony signed in the past year
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:03:23 PM
No.18516141
>>18519234
>>18516106
mercedes hasnt caused problems. you also posted ringside news anon.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:06:12 PM
No.18516168
>>18516085
Hurt Syndicate
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:06:38 PM
No.18516172
>>18501554
And water is wet
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:07:42 PM
No.18516181
>>18504623
She's entertaining and connects with the fans. You rather Serena Deeb be on?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:08:42 PM
No.18516192
>>18508591
>>18508579
Good times...good times
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:43:38 PM
No.18516469
>>18516659
>>18516845
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:58:48 PM
No.18516573
>>18516594
>Angelico has been working as a coach and producer in AEW virtually all year.
>It isnβt known when he started in the role, but he produced the Megan Bayne vs. Emily Rose Collision match this past week.
>Fightful Select
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:02:37 PM
No.18516594
>>18516573
>It isnβt known when he started in the role, but he produced the Megan Bayne vs. Emily Rose Collision match this past week.
Dazed jobber inexplicably climbs to top rope facing away from monster heel who just battered her, for what reason...? Lazy ass finisher set-up.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:12:54 PM
No.18516659
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:13:58 PM
No.18516661
>>18510132
It shoot is my birthday why must I see this
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:39:27 PM
No.18516845
>>18515926
Naturally pretty
>>18516469
Dimes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:55:02 PM
No.18516941
>>18517045
>>18515759
If Britt doesnt return in the Pittsburgh show next month she is never coming back.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:11:23 PM
No.18517045
>>18516941
shes not. she looks really skinny. she definitely lost weight and is clearly not training.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:41:14 PM
No.18517231
Collision ringside photography
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:42:21 PM
No.18517239
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:44:59 PM
No.18517258
When is she making her move to aew? Or will she go to wwe
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:18:44 PM
No.18517486
>Summer time baby
>(The towel is Like A Dragon!!!)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:10:40 AM
No.18517897
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:57:42 AM
No.18518750
>>18501554
At All In there was a little girl dancing to her entrance
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:14:47 AM
No.18518945
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:21:24 AM
No.18519066
>>18521309
>>18501554
I think Mina is attracting the exact audience she is going for
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:28:46 AM
No.18519234
>>18522291
>>18522311
>>18516141
Jamie Hayter's neck would disagree
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:00:11 AM
No.18520988
>>18521195
>>18521292
>>18516106
Watched that recent Mercedes interview and she's 100% going back to WWE when he 3 year opt out is up. Has her own locker room (MVP laughed at the suggestion she'd even know what the aew locker room is like), doesn't want to deal with drama. Has said one word on aew tv in 5 weeks of tv shows since All In, hasn't wrestled. Spending her time traveling to indies around the world as an excuse, really just a vacation. described aew as "underground" and that they are "down here and want to get up there" lol. glazed triple h in same interview.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:02:54 AM
No.18521058
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:04:15 AM
No.18521085
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:10:30 AM
No.18521195
>>18521218
>>18520988
TK treats her like a special attraction ala MJF who also rarely wrestles on tv
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:11:58 AM
No.18521218
>>18521292
>>18521195
MJF is still all over the shows even when he's not wrestling. Mercedes has had no promos or matches since All In a month ago. Compare that to Hangman, Toni, Fletcher. Even Darby has more of a presence than her and she holds one of the two women's titles.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:15:10 AM
No.18521260
>>18521339
>>18521389
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:17:27 AM
No.18521292
>>18520988
... she 'glazed Triple H' because she was asked about time in NXT and Triple H, Dusty Rhodes & William Regal are the reasons she got her chance. Don't be naive to the reality that Triple H treated her and Bayley like his fucking kids in 2015.
>>18521218
This 3 week stretch (and that's what it was) was the first extended time she hasn't been on the show in some capacity. Since her debut last March, she had been on 90% of the shows doing at least a promo. She usually wrestles twice a month.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:18:41 AM
No.18521309
>>18519066
She's playing a dangerous game with that audience.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:21:27 AM
No.18521339
>>18521389
>>18521260
People simply don't care anymore whether something is actually said by someone or not. They'll simply post a headline without researching and try to get engagement.
>>18521260
>>18521339
Why would she care about this when it was getting no traction. interesting. almost like she doesn't want wwe thinking she said it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:30:07 AM
No.18521465
>>18516106
you cant read dude why are you posting this shit
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:33:28 AM
No.18521509
>>18522338
>>18521389
Its beacuse MVP said this when talking about his 2010 departure, not Mercedes.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:09:14 AM
No.18522291
>>18519234
Speaking of Joe, if she doesnt return next Sunday as a surprise then she is probably done for the rest of the year as SRS feared
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:12:09 AM
No.18522311
>>18519234
Speaking of Jamie, if she doesnt return next Sunday as a surprise then she is probably done for the rest of the year
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:13:43 AM
No.18522327
>>18526798
>>18521389
>almost like she doesn't want wwe thinking she said it.
This entirely. Think of how much shit is reported on and said about her. But this is the thing she threatens legal action over?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:14:44 AM
No.18522338
>>18526798
>>18521509
That only makes it even more ridiculous for her to take so personally and threaten with lawyers
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:30:26 AM
No.18522438
>>18522790
>>>/tv/213599862
Anna Jay is blowing up on /tv/ atm
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:39:51 AM
No.18522790
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:11:12 AM
No.18522941
Need julia to say, "lick me where I piss and shit from Daddy"
before sucking me off
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:48:20 AM
No.18523406
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:44:21 AM
No.18523553
Collision digitals
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:45:27 AM
No.18523561
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:46:40 AM
No.18523566
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:48:18 AM
No.18523571
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:49:27 AM
No.18523572
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:51:51 AM
No.18523578
Final one
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:16:22 PM
No.18524005
>>18508670
Holy fuck I thought this was Billy Gunn. The low quality and curtains make it look like he has Billy's old spaghetti hair. I've never thought this before.
11 days left and we still dont know the final 2 members.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:09:56 PM
No.18524507
>>18524361
The one from CMLL is likely Persephone, since she was pulled from an upcoming show.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:11:29 PM
No.18524517
>>18528384
Saturday
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:08:51 PM
No.18524869
>>18525080
>>18530805
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:10:05 PM
No.18524877
>>18524361
>Alex Windsor
>The O2 London
Beyond grim
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:45:21 PM
No.18525080
>>18524869
>In this weeks ShuPro, AZM said when speaking of upcoming title defences that she still wants to beat Mercedes MonΓ© in a singles match. And if she wins, maybe Mercedes will give her all of her belts
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:10:21 PM
No.18525183
>>18524361
Unironically the match is a bigger draw keeping them unknown. It's going to be two names most people have no idea of
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:37:17 PM
No.18525320
>>18526112
>>18528303
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:59:02 PM
No.18525827
>Speaking to Fightfulβs Kate Elizabeth at WrestleCon in August 2025, Thekla praised Julia Hart and Skye Blue for the similar vibe they share. She also threw out a challenge to those in the division. She also offered welcoming arms to any other βbad bitchesβ in AEW who want to fight by her side.
>βWell, I think weβre rocking a similar dark vibe, and Iβm just phenomenal at making friends like that. So I think before you can blink an eye, Iβm gonna have the whole evil dark side of the AEW womenβs roster on my side. The bad bitches, yβall come, I gotcha.β
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:19:39 PM
No.18525933
>>18525996
>Trained some Lucha last night, will train Joshi style this weekend. And some bloody British wrestling in the UK.
https://x.com/MercedesVarnado/status/1955319216703160323
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:27:38 PM
No.18525996
>>18525933
Train joshi style? Is she going to make a visit to the friendly players?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:44:36 PM
No.18526112
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:38:55 PM
No.18526547
>Thekla Says She Wants All The BAD B-TCHES On Her Side In AEW
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-5cfDWrNglY
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:09:20 PM
No.18526798
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:55:55 PM
No.18527185
>>18527274
>>18531690
Skye Blue from Collision
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:56:57 PM
No.18527199
>>18527372
>>18526682
TK hasn't put La Catalina on ROH in months after finding out that she's a massive e-drone.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:57:12 PM
No.18527203
>>18527274
>>18531690
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:58:07 PM
No.18527211
>>18526682
I'm sorry that's just fat.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:05:02 PM
No.18527274
>>18527353
>>18531690
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:12:41 PM
No.18527353
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:14:49 PM
No.18527372
>>18528315
>>18527199
Is Persephone an e-drone?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:05:44 AM
No.18528293
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:06:51 AM
No.18528303
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:07:28 AM
No.18528315
>>18527372
It doesn't seems like it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:16:58 AM
No.18528384
>>18524517
>allysin megan vs kay bayne
based
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:12:14 AM
No.18528894
>>18529641
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:10:14 AM
No.18529641
>>18528894
is miyu yamashita still getting signed? was mone able to convince tony?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:02:42 AM
No.18530805
>>18532808
>>18524869
It could be Momo again(hopium I know)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:24:48 AM
No.18530964
>>18524361
Stardom has 2 shows this weekend that will determine the Quarter/semifinals of the 5STAR.
We'll probably get a qualifier match on the Wednesday Korakuen Hall show.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:50:34 AM
No.18531638
>>18531645
>Is it too soon? Itβs never too soon
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:26 AM
No.18531645
>>18531638
This bitch needs to brush her teeth
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:02:52 AM
No.18531690
Harley plans to relaunch her Brand Army
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:11:21 AM
No.18531957
Ts crazy fr
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:27:56 AM
No.18532355
shida!
shida!
shida!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:42:32 AM
No.18532408
for me it queen amalala or whatever. I think the african gimmick is working on my aryan penis brothers.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:17:48 AM
No.18532512
>>18532810
>>18532825
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:22:17 AM
No.18532534
>>18533262
>>18531932
is harley really gonna run with a gimmick that has her cover her face? stupid, her looks are one of her strengths.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:38:23 PM
No.18532808
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:25 PM
No.18532810
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:45:48 PM
No.18532825
>>18532512
The Timeless Toni body type
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:16:10 PM
No.18532916
>>18533026
>>18534245
>>18531932
Harley has the most aesthetically perfect tits I've ever seen.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:17:51 PM
No.18532926
>>18531932
It's actually Passes this time around.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:45:39 PM
No.18533026
>>18532916
Have you not seen the thick dark implant scarring from her fitness model pictures
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:12:24 PM
No.18533145
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:14:14 PM
No.18533157
>>18527216
damn. felt my pecker quiver a little when my eyes dropped to that phat white ass.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:36:55 PM
No.18533262
>>18532534
Wouldve had her just act more seriously like how they are doing it with Juice Robinson.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:46:58 PM
No.18533605
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:00:22 PM
No.18533659
>>18534024
>>18533442
>>18533448
How much do you think these random european indies are paying her to hold these belts? Or is she doing it for free for the belt collector gimmick?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:48 PM
No.18534007
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:05:00 PM
No.18534018
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:05:41 PM
No.18534024
>>18533659
>Or is she doing it for free for the belt collector gimmick?
She's doing it for free because she's a belt mark
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:06:04 PM
No.18534028
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:07:06 PM
No.18534036
>Mercedes MonΓ© says what AEW talent should do if they donβt have the desire to be the best:
>βIf you donβt love it, if you donβt want to even try or grow or be the best, get the f*ck out.
>Get the f*ck out, because thereβs so much talent that want that opportunity in that spot. So, give it to them.β
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:25:29 PM
No.18534122
>>18534057
Kenny Omega would approve of this message.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:45:08 PM
No.18534245
>>18532916
nope, the most aesthetically perfect tits you've ever seen are Jayden Jaymes' and Ava Addams' tits.
In wrestling? Probably CJ Perry, Torrie Wilson
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:47:32 PM
No.18534262
>>18534057
kek is that why she left wwe?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:51:51 PM
No.18534287
>>18534321
>>18534057
>There's so many people who are lining up to put me over. If you don't want to be one of them then get out while I disappear off tv for weeks or longer at a time despite being paid more than all of you
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:57:30 PM
No.18534321
>>18534845
>>18534287
She's missed probably half a dozen episodes of Dynamite since joining 17 months ago
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:40:57 PM
No.18534544
>>18534548
>>18534876
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:42:12 PM
No.18534548
>>18534544
the American yaeba
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:02:20 PM
No.18534676
>>18534692
>>18534904
Didnt expect Mercedes tagging with Triangle of Madness
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:02 PM
No.18534692
>>18534853
>>18534894
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:24:51 PM
No.18534845
>>18534928
>>18534321
This isn't true in the slightest. She just missed 2 weeks alone after All In. She disappeared for like 3 weeks in September 2024. She missed a few weeks in January this year. She missed a lot of May between doing shit in Japan and just being of tv until the go home before Double of Nothing. That's well past "half a dozen" and it's just off the top of my head
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:26:02 PM
No.18534853
>>18534894
>>18534692
Tony's genius booking
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:28:59 PM
No.18534876
>>18534544
I hope they're doing another slime photoshoot
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:31:08 PM
No.18534894
>>18535115
>>18535207
>>18534692
>>18534853
>Triangle of Madness are feuding with Aminata & Willow
>Mercedes and Alex are part of the TBS title 4-way at Forbidden Door
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:32:34 PM
No.18534904
>>18534676
>trangle shitters on collision and now dynamite
can tony use different people for once?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:36:06 PM
No.18534928
>>18535218
>>18534845
Go back to January ... they had shows on 1,8,15,22 & 29th ... she wrestled on one, did promos on 2 of them, and had a taped package air on another. Only one episode where she was not shown.
In terms of May, no you're simply wrong again. She appeared on May 7th to fight Jamie after a promo, She beat up AZM the following week and had a face to face with Hayter before Double or Nothing.
Now yes, she was gone for several weeks in September 2024.
There seems to be this idea she's not on the show because she only wrestles 1-2 a month, but she's actually there ... and on several occasions has actually been at the arenas and simply not used as she was in Chicago 2 weeks ago.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:04:58 PM
No.18535115
>>18534894
Really I feel Mercedes vs Alex was going to be the main plan for Forbidden Door but they already had Alex lose on Collision to Athena because she replaced Mina who was clearly going to do the clean job so we are getting the 4 way match to protect Alex from being pinned.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:16:54 PM
No.18535207
>>18535522
>>18535688
>>18534894
Exactly. This shit has nothing to do with each other. Tony is just cramming all of the women into some big multi person match bullshit the same was he was doing with the men a few weeks back. It sucked then and it sucks now. It's lazy booking
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:19:28 PM
No.18535218
>>18535321
>>18534928
What happened to "she's missed probably half a dozen episodes?" You've moved your own goalposts because you're the one who's wrong. She's missed plenty of time. The most egregious anyway is the two weeks after All In where she should have been putting over Toni's win and finally being beaten in AEW but instead she was jerking herself off and making sure that even though she lost at All In she would be coming back with more belts than she had and no selling all of it
Her run has been fucking terrible and it's doing fuck all to elevate the division and anyone else in it besides herself
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:28:35 PM
No.18535294
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:31:53 PM
No.18535321
>>18535218
>even though she lost at All In she would be coming back with more belts than she had and no selling all of it
Doesnt it prove Toni was right when she said prior to All In?
>You have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. You are also a pussy-faced fraud. But in this belt, I found myself. But all these belts that you wear are just little masks for you to hide behind, aren't they? So tell me, what the hell are you so afraid of, Mercedes?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:57:39 PM
No.18535509
>>18535048
Better flips than Iyo.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:57:47 PM
No.18535513
>>18535048
Save us, Shida.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:58:48 PM
No.18535522
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:24:45 PM
No.18535688
>>18536488
>>18536594
>>18535207
>cramming all of the women into some big multi person match bullshit
When WWE does it with their women division = Good, when AEW does it = bad.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:38:34 PM
No.18535765
>>18536067
>>18536081
Yuka is back in the U.S.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:37:13 PM
No.18536061
>>18537071
Billie added to the EVE show
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:39:07 PM
No.18536067
>>18536092
>>18536130
>>18535765
shes been back. btw isnt it funny how yuka is never at these training sessions when mina is there? also yuka should train with shida now that shida is back.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:43 PM
No.18536081
>>18535765
The state of those feet...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:14 PM
No.18536092
>>18536105
>>18536067
Mina is taking the photo because last time Yuka took it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:41 PM
No.18536105
>>18536130
>>18536092
no. you can even look at the videos the account posts. both are never there at the same time.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:50:18 PM
No.18536130
>>18536157
>>18536067
>>18536105
No thats not true. Stop trying to start shit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:06 PM
No.18536157
>>18536186
>>18536130
find me a pic of them training on the same day then.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:00:59 PM
No.18536186
>>18536231
>>18536157
You havent gone through the videos. They've been together there, and also backstage aew.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:03:56 PM
No.18536200
>Speaking to Kate Elizabeth at WrestleCon in August 2025, Thekla said that the support she has received from fans who have followed her career since moving to America has been humbling, and she never could have expected such a response.
>βItβs been pretty good, I think. I was not expecting anything coming to the States after living in Japan for five years. I had never been really working in the States except for two times before I joined AEW. The reception has been so amazing. Iβm super happy about how many people are actually supporting me and have been since my STARDOM days. So thank you all for being around for that long. Itβs really cool. Itβs a humbling experience.β
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:24 PM
No.18536231
>>18536186
>You havent gone through the videos.
alright lets see it then if you are so sure
>also backstage aew.
and have you ever seen them take a picture together?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:11:22 PM
No.18536237
>>18536259
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:13 PM
No.18536259
>>18536237
idiot doesnt realize they are wearing different clothes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:20:23 PM
No.18536284
all you need to do is look at the stories and you can see mina wasnt there today
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:28:41 PM
No.18536330
Yuka has done a bad job of getting close with the AEW lockerroom which is why they never push for her to be on the show. Shes too busy hanging out with Sumie and the E gang instead. AEW has their own gym. She should be there training with Mone or Shida or whoever but shes not. Shoot she even went to Natalya's gym to train.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:50:13 PM
No.18536485
>>18536621
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:50:43 PM
No.18536488
>>18535688
Except when WWE did it, it was some of the grimmest days of the division too. It's literally Divas era booking. It just screams 'I can't be bothered to come up with something creatively or give up too much time to the division tonight, so let's just throw everyone into a match together'
Get the fuck over yourself with the console warring crybaby shit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:03:01 AM
No.18536577
>>18536792
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:42 AM
No.18536594
>>18535688
>When WWE does it with their women division = Good
where is one person in this thread saying that? where's anyone but you even talking about wwe? holy victimola
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:06:38 AM
No.18536621
>>18536650
>>18536485
Britt is definitely retiring next year when her contract expires
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:09:22 AM
No.18536650
>>18540579
>>18536621
Can't blame her. Her reputation went to shit. Her body of work went to shit. She'll be rusty as shit given how long she's been out. AEW feels like muddy water. She shit on most of the NXT roster with her comments a year or two back. It's messy. She has her health issues on top of it. Probably easier to just do the dentist stuff and maybe find a backstage sort of role somewhere. Maybe in the PC at some point? Maybe not
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:29:41 AM
No.18536792
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:45 AM
No.18536841
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:43 AM
No.18536935
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:30 AM
No.18536969
>>18537071
>>18537877
It looks like the rumoured crossover show with EVE is happening in November
https://x.com/ProWrestlingEVE/status/1955754091482898811
>>18536061
>>18536969
I hope my wife Katherine is in attendance
>Shayna Baszler spoke about the possibility of signing with AEW now that sheβs a free agent:
>βObviously, itβs not a secretβyou knowβIβm really good friends with Marina [Shafir]. I have a lot of friends there, so thereβs been some discussion as to what the future could hold,
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:13:35 AM
No.18537084
>>18537071
>Kidd Bandit
>Nyla Rose
>Veny
I'm sure your wife will also attend
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:16:30 AM
No.18537096
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:50 AM
No.18537134
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:41:58 AM
No.18537270
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:44:30 AM
No.18537297
Thoughts?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:54:13 AM
No.18537358
>>18537078
Only if she walks around with hard rock nips and throws her stinky socks at the audience like Marina. Sorry but them's the rules.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:27:24 AM
No.18537804
>>18537071
Willow's fat tits
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:17 AM
No.18537877
>>18536969
>It looks like the rumoured crossover show with EVE is happening in November
first time hearing about this rumor. where did you read about it?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:33:18 AM
No.18537892
>>18538252
>>18537078
didnt shayna talk shit about aew?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:42:23 AM
No.18538038
womens match is next
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:47:30 AM
No.18538146
That fat guy hi 5ing Toni, lucky guy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:49:39 AM
No.18538185
>>18538236
>>18537078
So did she not take the NXT agent job? I'd thought she'd been there for atleast a couple shows already.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:53:38 AM
No.18538236
>>18538185
Lots of people drop in and do that kind of work for a show or two when they're around. It might not have been anything more than that. Plus if she's not done wrestling, which why would she be, then why not keep the door open?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:39 AM
No.18538252
>>18537892
Are you thinking of Shotzi? Making fun of that Jericho spot
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:55:36 AM
No.18538264
>>18538592
>>18539829
we almost saw hole
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:06 AM
No.18538592
>>18538264
Is there even a string there or is that all hose?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:02:21 AM
No.18539250
>>18539590
>anna and julia on collision
sigh
do i have to say it again?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:35:42 AM
No.18539590
>>18539250
Penelope too.
Poor Kris is going to hard carry on tomorrows tapings
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:50:04 AM
No.18539722
>Persephone is here.
>She's the reigining Universal Champ, so CMLL's picked her to represent CMLL at Forbidden Door. She'll be CMLL's rep in the TBs title match with Mercedes Mone, Alex Windsor and a rep from Stardom.
https://x.com/luchablog/status/1955823191118496004
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:50:29 AM
No.18539729
Persephone will be in the 4 way at Forbidden Door. Now we wait for Stardom to probably just announce someone, likely AZM or Momo.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:05 AM
No.18539829
>>18538264
Add another outfit to the banned pile.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:04 AM
No.18539968
>>18540417
>>18540767
>And we will blow your pipes and squeeze your bags https://x.com/i/status/1955830782209220976
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:29:23 AM
No.18539986
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:21:40 AM
No.18540385
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:23:39 AM
No.18540395
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:27:15 AM
No.18540417
>>18539968
>A sex joke
Yeah we know. We get it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:28:04 AM
No.18540424
>>18540559
>>18540592
Weird seeing Anna not doing a duck face for once
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:55:24 AM
No.18540559
>>18540424
Good. She's better than shitty duck face
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:01:04 AM
No.18540579
>>18536650
I mean it's her choice not to work indies or improve. She would probably be allowed to work ROH too if she wanted to, she's just lazy. Deonna also talks a lot but she's majorly overweight and talks to dirsheets, she's not worth the hassle.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:03:12 AM
No.18540592
>>18540424
Stat heel aligned? What are they even doing with the women. feels like they have been doing nothing if they aren't toni
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:55:21 AM
No.18540767
>>18539968
This is legitimately temu Toni and Mariah. Toni, sad to say, is even becoming a parody of herself