Thread 18503630

Hangman Adam Page Comes Home To Virginia As The Commonwealth Collides For A Massive Night of Action!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from The Berglund Center in Roanoke, VA
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page & Jetspeed vs. La Faccion Ingobernable in a Trios Match
>Queen Aminata, Tay Melo, & Willow Nightingale vs. Triangle Of Madness in a Trios Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Tomohiro Ishii for the TNT Championship
>And More!

** 15 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

juice, kill this weeb

>half the stable is cardboard cutouts
pretty based ngl

AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

I watch only for She

>>18503665
Soon there will just be one guy with 3 cut outs.

the most previously fumbled man in wrestling, glad to see his real potential

LMFAO

Trevor just heemed Cardblade

I wasn't sold on PWH on commentary at first, but I really warmed up to him.

>>18503687
yea, his voice is a little soft, they could turn the mic up
his energy is pretty chill, which might not be too great for a wrestling show
but hes cool, i like him

>>18503676
>Juice has to carry all 3
a visual plea

Juice outfit reminds me of Randy Savage in Spiderman

>>18503687
He's a guy who is way too famous to care this much about wrestling and I respect how much a fan he clearly he is

>>18503703
He does sound like the homey on the other side of the couch you be passin the blunt to watchin the show lol

>>18503711
just one more argument of why he shouldn't have shaved

Okada and Dusty Rhodes,
the 2 greatest dropkicks in the history of the business.

>>18503743
fair enough but then Eddie's #3

>>18503708
kek

>Nigel bullying both of them
Alpha energy

>New Japan champion is either facing a 50 year old retiree with hepatitis or the most boring twink alive
Nice fucking partnership KWAB

Juice looks like Santana now

nice violence directed at the announcers

>>18503769
I shoot miss PNP, they were in some great matches.

PAULHAUSEN JUST DROPPED A FUCK BOMB

juice bros….

>>18503784
kek, dude was pissed and so was I

Austin got PWND

>>18503764
ZSJ needs an opponent he can beat.
He has been calling out Nigel in backstage promos in NJPW for months now. He wans the tekkers battle.
You know nothing.sh4tj

Juice is like Buddy but now he’s dimeless because he shaved.

>>18503784
>>18503789
I missed it, what did he say

Does this mean Athena is out of ROH Hell?

>>18503800
he's growing it back

>>18503795
Nooj let's AEW guys beat their top guys and champions all the time. Let ZSJ go over Moxley or Ospreay.
He's gonna get poached next year anyways!

I like Athena's booty

Was Nigel selling or shooting when he said "Think I can forget about that 4 Way next week now" ?
after that dude landed on him

dmd and deeb spotted

>>18503800
>Juice is like Buddy
no Juice has a hot girlfriend

>>18503815
Hopefully selling but he did look a bit rough in the moment

>>18503815
He was just selling

>>18503815
first rule is always 'workers work'

>>18503815
that was a shoot, brother

>>18503803
someone got yeeted into Nige at the announce table.

LET'S GO MAX YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER A LIVE

LETS
GO
MAX
YOURE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
A-LIVE

Lexi is so fucking adorable

I admire Max's confidence
nothing can bring this man down

Max is lowkey the most consistent promo in AEW

Based Max

Max is antidimes.

I missed the first hour of collision. Antythi good happen?

Lmao

Where did that nutcracker come from?

Lexi is a cute roving reporter lady

these jobbers a rough looking bunch

>>18503865
Christmas is just around the corner anon

>>18503851
Super wholesome and cute. Unlike the those hyper sexual whores in WWE, Cathy and Jackie.

>>18503862
Yeah. Kyle had a good match. Mama Wayne tits and Buddy’s coming out soon.

>>18503862
Kyle and Ishii had a banger
Megan squashed a jobber
Mama Wayned busted them out
Juice lost to Rick O'Shea after Large William shenanigans
Nige is likely facing ZSJ

>>18503851
Lois Lane vibe tonight. cute lady
Big Bill a lucky man

>>18503865
Trans-Siberian Orchestra starts their yearly tour there this weekend.

>>18503714
This, if nothing else the fact he clearly did this because he wanted to do it is cool. He gets no hate from me

big stoke cutting it a bit too close to the bone here

>>18503874
4 fucking months is not around the corner, that would be like November

>>18503862
Kyle vs Ishii was legit a 4.5 star match.
Like a G1 match on TV

>I'm short
>I'm bald
>I can't get any hoes

>>18503893
When he said "I can't get any hoes" I felt that in my soul.

Can't believe Edge retires next week. That old fuck can't survive once he gets in there with STOKE

Why did FTR stop calling it the big rig

>>18503862
Mama Wayne titties out >>18503673

im rooting for stoke against the copester

>>18503878
>>18503880
>>18503900

Damn I’ll have to go back and watch my boy fletch later

>>18503893
and that's a shoot, brother

cutting promos atop Mt Everest, Darby a legend

>>18503630 (OP)
Juice Robinson and Bo Dallas are the same person.

>>18503912
He's too relatable

>>18503906
really blurring the work-shoot line

based diabetic fan

Why doesnt he do that gay hump dance with as much ferocity anymore

>>18503913
>fletch
Quit trying to make Fletch happen.

i totally forgot daniel garcia existed, even buddy would have been better

BIG HECH
THICC AF

>dead silence for garcia
holy shit thats sad

YOOOOOOO BAAAAAAASEDYY HECHICEERRRROOOOOOO

Big Hech

>>18503906
>BIG HECH in action

>and now, Danny Garcia on commentary
Th-thanks, Tony...

hechicero

Hechicero would be better against ZSJ than Nige desu.

>>18503931
he quit doing it for a while
im guessing hes trying to keep it from becoming his whole personality

>>18503940
didn't he flirt with the fed a couple months ago?

Hechicero needs to speak up, no one could hear what he was saying as he walked to the ring

>>18503931
Because he knows it's STUPID but he does it because it's the only way he'll get a modicum of a pop.

>>18503946
>4 man announce booth
TONE WE CAN'T FIT NO MORE

>AR Fox gets the jobber entrance
oof

Shane Taylor’s thick thigh meat

>>18503953
When you have as good of a theme song as him you don't need words

>>18503956
WHY ISN'T DADDY MAGIC OUT THERE WITH GARCIA ON COMMENTARY

>>18503957
more like AR Fox gets the founding father entrance

>>18503940
He fell off fr

I wish I was going to Forbidden Door but my mother is going away so I said I'd stay at hers and watch the dogs and feed the parrot. I couldn't be bothered travelling all the way to London anyway, especially on bank holiday. Hope Tony gives us Norf lads a show next year. Even the Dynamite in Glasgow would take me nearly 5 hours on the train.

>>18503948
They've had like 4 singles matches now tho

YO ONIONS HECHICERO

>Fox getting the jobber entrance
Wow I honestly thought TK was getting high on him but still wants him to pay his dues

>>18503965
SHE'S GONNAE BLOW CAPTAIN

Athena vs Toni
Mox vs Derby
Hangman vs MJF vs Briscoe [maybe]
ZSJ vs Nigel
Okada vs Swerve
Brodido vs Hurt Syndicate
Mercedes vs SLK/AZM vs Windsor vs ?
Kyle Fletcher vs ?
Will Ospreay vs ?

Looking good

>>18503978
Just TV time constraints
He gets featured plenty

>>18503940
He knows it's his fault too. No rizz, no look, wrestling is okay at best. Dude looks like he needs to be talked down from the ledge.

>>18503956
I wish it was an 8 man commentary team

Wow they gave Okada a show on the USA network

>>18504002
kek

>>18504002
Too many cooks Jones

>>18503969
Broke Bucks is my favorite iteration of the Bucks yet.

I do Hechicero's weird hand taunt gimmick

>>18504002
They should do this for the casino gauntlet matches, send out a new commentator at the buzzer as well

>>18504004
In all honesty, who THE FUCK watches shows like Rainmaker?

AR Fox is the black buddy.

Hechiscero is built like a 1950s barrrel chested heel
when men were men

>>18504021
I thought Buddy was the black Buddy.

>>18503950
>>18503954
>>18503997
Maybe needs to start humping harder

>>18504020
boomers

>>18504021
buddy is the black buddy

that was a sick ass swanton bomb 2bf

>>18504038
Did that dude just bet 20k of his own money?

>>18504060
heh, can't take it with ya :)

>>18504060
Not his own money yet. That's a marker that he will have to pay back with interest.

Sexla owes me Thek

Please no more Bowens/Caster, Max is beyond him now

>>18504038
wat

Max/Bowens is one of the best organic storylines I've ever seen. This is what happens when you listen to crowd feedback. If this was WWE, they would have just kept forcing Bowens as a face for years.

>>18504066
They should honestly just release Bowens. He ain't shit without Max. He'd be a perfect fit for TNA, especially if they're trying to get on another network.

Is there any worse feeling than going to pee and realize you haven’t drank enough water. I drank like 3 liters and it’s still yellow.

>>18504060
>>18504067
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>18504070
hey it worked for Roman Reigns
*(eventually)

>>18504076
It's supposed to be bro

>>18504075
bowens is extremely uncharismatic

>>18504080
If I were a boomer I'd just blow all my money on rare vinyl records.

Kino Harley package

>>18504066
>>18504070
Who is wrong here? Im gonna say the guy with the hyperbole and bringing up WWE outta nowhere is the faggot like usual

>>18504080
that's just the same thing as smartphones tho

MY WIFE

>kino Harley package
FUCK YES

HARLEYKINO

HARLEY KINO

FUCK ALL THAT
HARLEY IS BACK

needs to be nude triangle

ARE WE DREAMING?

UNDASHING HARLEY CAMERON

Based Harley needs to coom back already

Holy fucking AURA

The new The Mask movie looks amazing

>>18504088
the first anon is actually Max Caster IRL

Fletchlights we fucking won

these stable names suck

>>18504080
there should have been at least another warning screen asking 'are you really sure about this?', casinos really dont fuck around at taking all of your money away

THEK'S TRIANGLE

Thekla owes me you know what.

------S E X------
T R I A N G L E

>Darkman Harley
finally, a challenger worthy of Toni

Thelkas look clashes with Julia and Skye. There’s just something off and they never look like a cohesive trios tag team.


Also sex with Willow

Hot Take; MILF Tay is her best version

queen aminata owes me sex, simple as

lol Thekla vs Queen again

>>18504108
"Big Money" should be Kyle's first name.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, AMINATA IS ON MY SCREEN

Thank you for this blessing, Big TK

Give me Willow. Yall can have the rest of these girls

>>18504118
Tree fiddy?

Aminata and Tay have horrific faces.

>>18504134
They need to have a cage match or a bloody hardcore street fight or somethin

based chocolate kisses but that damn harlot had to interrupt it

AEW has so many hot chicks. Puts WWE to shame in that department

>>18504129
Hot Take: Sammy is still the 4th pillar

I do remember Harley Race being the originator of the chocolate kiss maneuver

>>18504129
Wrong.

triple blowjob with the triangle of madness

>>18504140
she got one of the biggest pops of the night right there

>>18504135
SAY HIS FULL NAME
THE PROTOSTAR "BIG MONEY" KYLE FLETCHER

>>18504152
No
that's just wrong. He crumbled and failed. And was replaced.

>>18504108
deserved, Kyle is worth at least 3 Buddys

>>18504108
good for him, kyle really put in the work in all facets, he got big and jumped leaps and bounds in the mic, he's gonna be aew world champ sooner than we all expect

>>18504152
He's not even the 5th wheel

Death by Skye Blue stink face

I love Willow so much it's unreal

>>18504166
Because shes the BEST

>>18504086
But why? You can't take them with you and everyone's gonna be annoyed you left them a bunch of junk they have to get rid of. The way we're going in 40-50 years the majority of the world's population aren't gonna be able to name a band from the 60s

>>18504154
“mr. bathhouse” harley race?

Julia dressed like she's about to hit the Hot Topic at the mall to look for the new HIM CD in like 2002.

>>18504155
She looked fine as hell here too.
But her fatter thighs and ass now just do it for me.

>>18504170
K-Fletch is dimes no matter how you spell it

why is that spooky chick wrestling with her bra out? And why is she so bad at the wrestle

>>18504171
>>18504174
fuck you guys, Sammy is still great, he's thriving in RoH right now but he's worked very hard to get where I am and as an AEW original he deserves a little respect

>>18504196
some idiots think this is a painting and not a photo

Skye's ass is still a work of art

>>18504187
You mean Friction?

sky blue with that outfit is clearly trying to get her ass to trend again.

>>18504206
Shut up, Sammy.

>>18504196
>the mesh tank top
holy shit I didn't notice the first time, throwing up the X for my sides

Why is Julia a heel when he faction isn’t.

pretty excited for the women’s blood and guts ngl

>>18504209
>>18504216
Kyle is a lucky Protostar

Women in this match hotness ranking
1. Aminata
2. Julia Hart
3. Willow
4. Sky Blue
5. Thekla
6. Tay Melo

>>18504226
when will you guys stop fantasy booking this every year when tony never does one? all of this is just to set up womens tag belts. Maybe you get blood and guts by 2034

>>18504229
>the Pornostar gets to go home to a literal porn star

>>18504223
House of Black doesn’t exist anymore

Animata got the strong style locked down, she makes all her moves with some heft

>>18504249
But Brody and Buddy are basically faces.

it would be funny if she did the spider pose and someone just gave her a big boot

>>18504226
Didn't Tay have a major fuck u at a Blood n Guts or 2?

time for the most hyped Max Caster open challenge of all time. Multiple segments about it all show. Get your predictions in for who it is.

>>18504254
julia is not associated with brody anymore

Willow is literally a once in a generation talent.

LEILA

PLEASE NO MORE SKYFLIGHT

match was actually pretty bad

>>18504266
yeah no other generation was stupid enough to hire someone like her lol.

>>18504272
7th time is the charm for Scorpio Sky brother

>>18504264
The One Billy Gunn

PS5BROS?!

>>18504266
I like Willow a lot but relax

>>18504236
>1. Aminata
Stopped reading here

why would he bury his wife like that

>>18504266
objectively true
>>18504277
fuck you, E-drone

FTR balds gut always distracts me

wardlow time.

LETS GO MAX YOU’RE THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE

LETS
GO
MAX
YOU'RE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
A-LIVE

>>18504251
She had a real stiff banger with Shida one time on Rampage a couple years back

>>18504264
what if rush just came out again

>Forget my ugly wife
>Forget my brat daughter
Lmao wtf

>FTR giving a promo
>Crowd going wild for Max instead
You LOVE to see it

>I'm gonna make you my ho
bit zesty, no...?

LETS
GO
MAX
YOURE
THE BEST
WRESTLER
A LIVE

Rush buried

FUCKING RETARDED AEW SPOILS THE OPEN CHALLENGE ON THE LED BARRICADE BEHIND THE GUY MAKING THE OPEN CHALLENGE NO WAY

Max Caster is high. Look at his eyes

Nice one production guy

This nigga Max is someone I would love to see get squashed by a monster heel like Lesnar

maxamaniacs…. we just keep winning

>mistico on the barricade
lmao

>>18504266
She's a massive, top babyface level talent they are dropping the ball on. She is way more over to the audience than the level they push her at.

>>18504265
(Sad news)

>>18504298
that is when she became my favorite and then she was sent to ROH fucking TK made me shell out 10 a month to see my wife

Max looks pilled out, and it works.

>>18504311
I was just about to say the same thing. Nigga's blazed as fuck

>>18504309
what the fuck why did the barricades say Mistico then, so they did a fake out spoiler with the barricades? What the hell?

>character development
He's so much better than Bowens it's insane

>>18504309
We got worked

Tony playin 5D chess

Oh what a swerve thought it was mistico

>Shibata gonna remove Max's brain and put it back in
fucking dimes!!

PROVE YOU'RE A REAL NIGGA MAX
TAKE THE OKADA HEADBUTT

SHIBBY

I swear Shibata already beat Max but fuck it we ball

>>18504333
>Shibata takes his brain out and puts it in Max's body so he can become the best wrestler alive

>>18504340
Can't beat the best

>>18504326
Can you blame him? Not like anyone is gonna give him shit.

>>18504311
>>18504326
he do be just like me rn frr

>>18504340
Maybe. I know Takeshida did

Shake it off Max, you did your best!

You’ll get’em next time Max

Mistico is feuding with MJF, Hangman in the main event going against lucha guys, there will be a beat down and Max will also be out there and the big thing at the end of the show will be Mistico coming out, wild that they somehow spoiled that in this max open challenge seg, but it's obvious now.

NIHONGO RESEPCTER
MAX-UUU SAN

YOU MESSSS WITH DA BUUUULLLLLLLLLLL

wtf is that weapon speedball has kek

This nigga got a hockey stick lmao

MAX REDEMPTION ARC HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN

can't believe i'm rooting for Max Caster, a year ago i wanted him gone lmfao, the bucks are right i'm fickle

>>18504359
I bet you tony told some intern " when Max is in the ring hit the mistico shit" and the dude didn't know which Max.

>>18504341
get in the writer's room, immediately!

>>18504341
TONY KHAN, HEAR THIS POST

The Jetspeed theme is such a blue baller, I WANNA ROCK OUT TO THE SPEEDBALL THEME

>>18504366
this dude think he’s fucking pk subban

The wrestler had a strategy, quick work. My guy so based.

Willow is a dimeless fat pig that needs to be deported

>>18504377
tonedog needs to pony up and get the rights to brass monkey

main event time already, usually dynamite is the more fast paced show

Weapons looks halfway decent

MVP was right about speedball.
MVP would like Buddy I think.

>>18504395
naw his AEW in house theme is actually better I think. It's a jam. I like it.

HANGER

>>18504391
she's whiter than you

About time Hangman gets a good pop

THE HANGMEISTER

HANGERMANIA IS RUNNIN WILD DUDES

>>18504391
>>18504407
thinner, too

JETSPEED TURN ON THE COWBOY DO IT

>>18504391
you’re homosexual

Thanks for drawing the house, Hanger.

ATTN;

>>18504370
Max was always the Michaels. You just got triggered by one or more of his unPC raps.

NEW THREAD
>>18504430
>>18504430
>>18504430
>>18504430

I love the Hanger and you should too

Hangman wearing some temu Shawn Micheals gear

ROOSH IS GONNA KILL HANGER

>>18503630 (OP)
Nobody watches GAYEW but fags and AEWTISTS

>WalterHausen correctly calling a Double Axe Handle smash
dis nigga real huh

300

where dat old ass cranky nigga at

>>18504455
"shoot genuinely afraid in real life"
no no he's not.

>>18503630 (OP)
good show

>>18503630 (OP)
gay

>>18504400
I hear mixed reactions about it so, I mean

terrible, terrible episode

>>18507027
Grim, as the experts would say.

>>18507031
The wrestling was very bad this week

>>18507027
>>18507031
>>18507038