Thread 18509262

>never wrestled
>never booked
>never involved in the production of a wrestling show
>never involved in the TV business whatsoever
Davetty Meltzeretty has literally no credentials to write about wrestling

Dave is always right.

I see a subhuman

more popular than your favorite wrestler thougheverbeit

>>18509268
nah you are

>>18509269
Nobody has ever heard about this jewish golem outside of reddit trannies

Like every art, sport, political, spectacle, etc journalist.

>>18509272
frequently namedropped by your favorite promo lel

Dave is honorary. He goes into the showers last.

>>18509262 (OP)
Dave is so based.

>>18509262 (OP)
i'm the Dave Meltzer of gooning

>>18509285
Kiketzer has never been mentioned on WWE TV in his entire life. KWAB!

>>18509262 (OP)
well he's been making a living off of it for 40+ years, so it seems none of that shit actually matters

>>18509262 (OP)
He's legitimately a grifting mark

uuuuuh... well it's like, you know.... I mean, yeah, yeah... but at the same time, you know, uuuuuh...

>greatest worker in pro wrestling history
>took zero bumps
>controls narrative
>richer than the average WWE star
>does what he loves
>enjoys modern flippy shit
>likely has a say in Tony Khan's booking
>didn't give a shit when his son nearly died
>biggest influence on modern day wrestling style
>works veterans into a seething shoot
Say what you will about the guy, you can't deny how giga based this kike autist is.

He somehow gained credibility with the workers back in the day cos unlike other wrestling writers he was actually in shape and has muscles. It's crazy how something so minor may have led to him getting more sources back then which eventually led to him becoming an established name for so long

>>18509262 (OP)
But he watched 50000 hours of pro wrestling tapes, surely this makes him an expert in the craft. Just like me, I'm a movie expert for watching over 1000 hours of movies.

>never wrestled
>never booked
>never involved in the production of a wrestling show
>never involved in the TV business whatsoever

>managed to get hulk hogan so mad over his internet posts that were read by less than 100 people he burned down his newspaper on live broadcast
he's the greatest worker ever

>>18509635
Exactly.

Bubba
>sit your fatass down you fuckin' mark!
Me
>No, YOU SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BITCH. I've spent my whole life analyzing wrestling since you were getting worked out of your ECW paycheck. I'm the expert here.

Miles traveled: Zero
Money collected: Endless

if you don’t respect Dave you are unironically a worked mark

>>18509267
Arguing with AI was a bit of a misstep

>>18509612
>>didn't give a shit when his son nearly died
Qrd?
How is Dave's relationship with his family, anyway?

>>18509635
he was there when your father figure Vince was raped live on TV KWAB

>>18509879
kek this was dave's finest hour

just out of curiosity, did the ai respond?

>>18510829
Dave will not have sex with you for white knighting him nigga

>>18510979
but Vince will shit on your head!

>>18509638
>>18509878
Take the wrestling fig out yo bussy, playa

>>18509267
FPBP /thread

>>18510987
take your meds, fatso

>>18509262 (OP)
When it comes out that he has minority ownership of AEW he's gonna pivot to
>well uh uh I did a lot of the booking for AEW's hottest period
Bet on it

>>18509267
First post most retarded post

>>18511039
But enough about you

>>18510987
Huh? I'm not Bitchtits

>>18509262 (OP)
It's a mix of longetivity + providing dirtsheets that made him "important" in wrestling

>>18509262 (OP)
>watched more wrestling than anyone on this board combined
>best friends with The Rock
Yeah, I'm thinking Dave is based as fuck and makes trannies (WWE fans) seethe

>>18509612
Bro this dude ruled with the wrestling sphere with an iron fist for like a decade at this point- Vince McMahon was literally mindbroken and chasing Meltzer stars at one point- it’s only now that his grip is loosening because Paul Levesque is done with him since he’s successfully done in his job in watering down Vince’s legacy to prop him up

>>18511111
digits don't lie, Meltz was always based

>>18509262 (OP)
and still managed to carny millions out of the sport. Like it or not Dave is the ultimate example of money and miles. Dude never had to step foot in the ring and still became one of the most influential guys in the whole sport.

>>18511111
>Vince McMahon was literally mindbroken and chasing Meltzer stars at one point
....when? how?

>>18511200
In Meltzer's cult gospel

>>18511200
He did AJ vs Nak at mania solely to outdo the wrestle kingdom match and narrative and would sometimes book matches that were clearly intended to be what would be called “bangers” now- he stopped after Covid once he realized he could just book schizoslop and be content but there was an era for sure

He did commentary on a dvd set Cornette sells.

>worked his own employees with a pseudo-shoot injury
>even cut down kikeberg's speech for it
>the injury being fake still got leaked to the Meltz
the state of pauletty

>>18511255
Vince was so old at that point, I can't imagine him caring about internet bullshit

>>18509262 (OP)
high level mathematician though

>>18509612
Why does he sit like that? Why is his desk so low?

>>18510807
Both him and Chico are divorced now

>>18511424
What are Dave's kids like?

I think he has his place as both an historian and a documentarian. Had it not been for him to take the testimony from Bret Hart himself, we would have never know the truth and the step-by-step events about the Montreal Incident and would have bought whatever propaganda the WWE would have spewed out about it hook, line and sinker. Having an enyclopediac knowlege about the industry and the ins and outs of it, especially as an outsider, is a feat.
Let's face facts: wrestling journalist isn't something of a position that real jouralists, even sports journalists, are vying for. So once Dve's gone, who's going to take up the mantle? No one, that's who. And his star rating system is absolute ass and is pulled right out of his. I also don't like how he has propped himself up as an authority figure of match quality and history when no one asked him to, no one delegated that position to him, but we just have to accept it and he's duped others into thinking the same thing; that gives me Conrad Thompson creep vibes. He's about as much as a reliable and credible journalist as he is a fucking monkey. Not too keen on his flying monkey fans that dismiss matches and wrestlers due to how many stars they get. What a fucking tumor on the industry.
>"Money and the miles, mark."
Shut the fuck up. Dave's a tongue-wagging shortbus riding retard. I hope to fuck his name gets brought up as an investor in AEW to fuck his already useless reputation even further. That or his shitshow office and tapes library catches the fucking fuck on fire just for the safety hazard it is alone.

>>18511588
holy worked and seething, take a breath next time kid

>>18511600
Shut up, Dave. Go suck off The Bung Yucks some more.

>What do you mean you've never directed a film how can you cover the film industry?
>What do you mean you've never made a video game how can you cover the gaming industry?
>What do you mean you've never been in a war how can you cover the Russian invasion of Ukraine?
>What do you mean you've never been President how can you cover President Trump?
You're retarded.

he just like me fr

>>18512258
I bet you're still mad, aren't you?

>>18509262 (OP)
He's one UGLY motherfucker. Looks like an Orc from LOTRs.

>>18512303
>this fallacy
Dave knows literally nothing about the wrestling business.

And yet he gets talked about more then 99 Percent of people that have

>been getting paid for his wrestling opinions for like 50 yeaars now
so basically, you're just mad that he's like you, but you do it for free?

>>18509267
He literally ignored the peak and pinnacle of wrestling and gave all his awards to New Japan bullshit that no one cared about, just to avoid pissing Vince off, that WCW was the superior product. What a faggot shill that does and says anything for money.

>>18510983
He did many times when he was booking the show

>>18511111
This but Paul is still chasing Dave's kike star so his influence is still there.

>>18513240
Absolutely seething over big money meltz

>>18511111
Nah, he is losing his grip because Nick Khan and TKO brass don't care about his meme star. Paul, on the other hand took it as gospel despite what he said.

>>18509612
who types with their foot like that?

>>18509262 (OP)
He's jewish. that's all the credentials he needs

Dave Meltzer is not too smart

>>18511403
>>18513561
That shit is probably the reason why he can still move his back after decades of sitting at a desk and typing billions of words.
You may not like it, but this is what peak posture looks like.

>>18509262 (OP)
An example of threads they want slid off the board

>>18516660
He just gave us five stars though

He's a cottage industry journalist in that he only covers a very specific slice of the market. Generally speaking they aren't expected to actually have any experience in the market in question, just a very long contacts list which Meltzer used to have (less so these days).
This is also what many journalists sneer at as "infra dig" - which is how TV reviewers started out before watching TV became a perfectly normal thing to do. Pro wrestling won't ever achieve that level of normality however, which is why you get people like Meltzer instead.

>>18516660
It's more like /pw/ is laughing at embarrassing marks like you who are mad we're not jerking off over your favorite jewish e-celeb

>>18516795
This guy sounds worked.

>>18516795
lol

>>18516856
>implying anyone makes threads dedicated to jerking off to Ari Emanuel or Sonya Medina
lol

>>18516881
TKO IS Ari Emanuel.

>>18516896
TKO is a company that's employed by thousands of people anon.
Dave Meltzer is some jewish unemployed loser who grifts goys like you out of your money by peddling rumors and lies.

>>18516881
There are 24/7 threads about how much money WWE is making for their jewish masters. Here are three up right this second:
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>>18516813
>>18514248

>>18516966
You're seething with jealousy over the fact there aren't any threads about how much money AEW is making because AEW DOESN'T MAKE MONEY HAHAHAHA

>>18516980
I don't really give a shit how much money a company is making if I get no money from it, I just want to watch fun wrestling

>>18516980
I don't care what the paki has in his bank account.

>>18516966
you seem to be really mad about it, why?

>>18516966
>doesn't understand the difference between a company and a person
Moron.

>>18517025
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood
lol
lmao
Perhaps a rofl too

>>18509267
>Dave is always right.
what does he even say? doesnt all he do is talk about matches he likes? why listen to that

>>18509262 (OP)
He books via Tony

>>18517241
That's actually a good point, before AEW indies would book matches because Dave put guys over.