Thread 18510490

>Couldn't cut a promo to save her life.

>Even Becky can't get Lyra over.

>Russo is right about Lyra.

>Lyra shouldn't be on TV, period.

>Lyra Valkyria has no aura. Correction: She has negative aura.

>The Lyra experiment needs to end.

>Lyra can't improvise at all and this is nothing new.

>She looks like a deer in the headlights. Like if they pulled a random fan out of the crowd and told them to cut a promo.

>Honestly they should send Lyra back down to NXT.

>Lyra ain't it.

>Yo Lyra is like watching paint dry. fr fr

>posts his own quotes
We get it it. You don't like her. Nobody cares.

Lyra board, fren

>>18510538
>Nobody cares.
But enough about Lyra

>>18510551
Woo

>>18511060
>woo

>>18510490 (OP)
I think that, Lyra needs go back to NXT. Shes not going get better and even places like rddit are pointing it out. I think that, she just dont have it

Will her fiance make it in WWE?

>>18510551
More like Lyra makes me bored

>>18511900
>blue dot
Jej

Bugcel

>>18510490 (OP)
Many are Saying This

>>18511867
>"babe now that you're an IC champion try to land me a job with the company by asking Becky for another favor!"

She has the best armpits I've ever seen and not smelled

>>18510490 (OP)
By how she performs on the main roster, she shouldn't even be put back into NXT, because she isn't even worth that spot either. Whenever Lyra is on screen I have my toilet breaks and when she has a match I take my sweet ass time doing so to hopefully miss all of it.

>>18513376
She already did NXT too. There's nothing sending her back would accomplish. The things she's struggling with most are the things you can't really teach. Charisma and crowd connection

>>18513386
Crowd reactions could change if she develops something called a personality that people could be drawn to but she is still a completely loss when it comes to charisma, you're right on that. She'd have more chances with a job related gimmick than what she has now which is nothing, so at least she would have something to work off of. Not that it would help much. She's just a waste of time and a favor hire for Becky

>>18513418
>>18513386
>>18513376
Fuck you. Legitimately. Fuck you.

>>18513421
Damn I just got a bigger reaction than Lyra

>>18513418
Yup. You get lucky at times and people who might not have that charisma can find it by being paired with the right people and getting to work with people above them. They just gave her a Mania to Summerslam feud with Becky Lynch. Like her or not she's charismatic as fuck and reached the heights she has for a reason. Meanwhile crowds were falling asleep watching the two of them have it out each week. Then one promo with Nikki Bella and the crowd is eating up every word of it. Lyra is a lost cause

>>18513448
Exactly. A feud is only as good as the weakest link. If one is charismatic, good. If the other isn't then you can see and hear the difference. Same as the promos. If one can talk but the other can't then you set the good talker up to carry the one who is lost in the void. There is nothing the good talker could react to or rebuttal because the other one is shit and can't deliver lines or improvise to save their life.

>>18513467
Nailed it. The best example is that Cena and Roman human sacrifice from 2017(?). The scenario is especially bad when the one no able to get over is the babyface. Because then the heel has to reel it back too or else they start getting the stronger reaction and it's game over even faster for the Lyra of the feud

>>18513474
The Cena Roman thing was brutal too but it made Roman improve. I can't see Lyra improving if she would be on the other end of that, not gonna lie. She had all that time during the indies, NXT and Promo classes to improve and she got put into being first women's IC title which means she'd have to talk a lot. That's stupid to begin with if you know she can't. That's where a valet who can talk is for. She wasn't even around Becky with the Tag titles long enough to learn from her and Becky needed a while until she found that in her too (Broke nose because of Nia). Even if they turned Lyra heel, I don't see her taking off. And one of the main roster girls should make Lyra the Austin Theory in the John Cena confrontation because Theory could talk but never recovered after that ordeal either.

>>18511867
I saw an ig clip of some guy getting food with him after the tryout. the guy also flipped out on the third guy for being christian
I also saw an ig post about Sheamus's wife seething because he took out his sandwhich bag stake at the airport and ate it

>>18510490 (OP)
God slammed Lyra's face with an ugly stick

>>18513506
There's not a team of plastic surgeons in the world who could fix that. I mean, she likes to play bird so maybe she should play ostrich and hide it in the sand for the sake of everyones retinas

>>18510490 (OP)
KWAB

>>18513448
She also got the WrestleMania build with Bayley where they buried the entire tag division. Half of the people that jobbed to Lyra this year ended up fired

Lyra wrestles like she has a 2x4 between her bra and panties. She moves so stiff and her posture looks bad. I thought she was wrestling with a back injury

>>18515793
>Lyra wrestles like she has a 2x4 between her bra and panties.
She's flat enough to look like it too

>>18514906
You’re still angry over Dakota “bad knees”‘getting BTFO huh.

Can't be sliding this

>>18510490 (OP)
Lyra's comfortable enough on the mic to where she could cut a promo, but she's completely miscast. She doesn't do "angry" very well, so when she's pissed and she has this tiny cute Irish voice, it doesn't work.

She should be like the black chick in Police Academy who speaks all nice until you step over her line, then she screams at you.

>>18510490 (OP)
Lyra should go to AEW so reddit can continue glazing her no talent flat ass. Sending her back down to NXT is pointless, she's too old and not hot enough

>>18517007
She comes across as a nerdy theater kid meekly reciting a script, not a badass.

>>18517007
if only she could act or had a personality

Never forget how the entire crowd CHEERED when Becky threatened to murder her with a crowbar at Summerslam. Lyra fatigue is real. The crowd was dead during her feud with Becky, Becky switches to Nikki and the crowd is giving gigapops.

>>18517497
that was funny. it was also funny how the crowd cheered when becko turned on the hog

Lyra shoulve dropped the IC to Ivy

>>18517497
Kek. They also laughed and cheered Becky when she forced Lyra to raise her arm after she beat her. That's when I knew she was dead in the water. Zero sympathy for her from the crowd. How shitty of a babyface do you have to be for the crowd to have no sympy

>>18518264
>>18519532
Her push should have ended after these moments and she should have been removed from TV for several months. Lyra currently has indifference and zero reactions, but if they keep booking the Lyraverse and giving her segments every week and letting her talk, she'll soon get Xpac go away heat.

>>18519684
>Xpac go away heat.
Even this wasn't that bad. He was at least a heel and was getting a reaction weekly. Lyra could only wish for X-Pac heat

>>18519784
Even if Lyra went heel she'd get zero reaction. Why does this bitch have so much pull backstage? Is it sunk cost fallacy? Does Becko the Raw Booker really have the power to do anything she wants even when it's clearly no dimes? Even if Lyra was paired in a tag team with Rhea Ripley for 3 months, she'd still get no pops. She just doesn't have IT.

>>18518608
this
>>18519684
they took her off tv last year for sucking until becko resigned

>>18519976
becko clearly has a lot of powder backstage for whatever reason. same kind of shit with the continual push for seff when no one likes him

>>18520069
I think Seth is a good worker and solitweeter. heel, he just sucks as a face, and as a tweener. Becko has hagmaxxed and is way past it. She will never get in to Hollywood because she can't act for shit. She should retire and go be a mom to her kid. She had her moment 7 years ago but she's way past it now and crossfit is just making her look more hagmaxxed.

>>18520234
seff is fucking dimeless and will always be dimeless

Why are they still letting Lyra talk? Talking is her biggest weakness.

>>18510551
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