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Anonymous No.18510810 >>18510826 >>18510839 >>18510843 >>18510851 >>18510963 >>18510978 >>18511046 >>18511151 >>18511461 >>18511556 >>18511675 >>18512977
I need some advice /pw/
I've got a date next Friday, we're going to the cinema. After the date she's staying at mine. How do I break it to her that we're watching Smackdown?
Do any anons have advice about getting girls in wrestling?
Anonymous No.18510824 >>18510991
Just go to an aew show
Anonymous No.18510825 >>18510996
>dating women in this day and age
enjoy getting cucked, your life turned into a misery fest or being divorce raped
Anonymous No.18510826
>>18510810 (OP)
Just cancel the date. If you're too scared to admit to being an E-god you don't get any pussy anyway. Hell I'm pretty sure you're just a tranny larping
Anonymous No.18510833
you sound Br*tish
Anonymous No.18510839 >>18511026
>>18510810 (OP)
Just turn it on casually and go "woah, WWE? thought they were cancelled haha"

She'll giggle
Anonymous No.18510841
It's in the name of the damned show, ya fool
Anonymous No.18510843
>>18510810 (OP)
Missing one night of wrestling is worth getting laid. Don’t be stupid.
Anonymous No.18510851 >>18511040
>>18510810 (OP)
Just don't watch wrestling unless she asks. You'll thank me
Anonymous No.18510854 >>18511676
Watch it on delay and skip the commercials retard
Anonymous No.18510892
Wait. Did aew have a ppv this weekend? Wtf
Anonymous No.18510963 >>18511075
>>18510810 (OP)
Don't warn her. Just put on SD and start watching. Say "I watch for she" when your waifu comes out and call all the other women trannies. This will make her feel special because you see her as better than 99% of the women on TV and she's worthy of your obsessive lust. She'll start trying to look more like your waifu if you dick her right.
Anonymous No.18510978 >>18510993 >>18511128
>>18510810 (OP)
I don't know, present it as "something fun" like to watch but don't over hype it, be honest that it can have lots of bad segments and it can go on for too long sometimes but some of it's really good.
Sell it as something you want to do together and later bite the bullet and watch something she wants to - It's important that it's dressed up as something that WE do.. It's important to sell any dating activity as if it's about both of you because that's what they want because THEY need the attention - if you are lucky they'll watch with you, or if they aren't interest, maybe they'll read a book next to you while it's on - that's fine too, they don't have to be into what you do but into being in your company.

Additionally sell it as sentimental you want to share. You remember watching with your dead dad/friend/cousin/dog as a kid and it takes you back. Make up if you have to but don't make up shit that comes biting you in the ass later on. This enters the "feels" and bonding area of dating and is more acceptable that wanting to do something because of your selfish needs.
Anonymous No.18510991
>>18510824
Just to clarify its a biological female
Anonymous No.18510993
>>18510978
Yeah that's fine but statistically he is likely taking my ex home tonight and she already knows about this stuff and there is nothing OP can do to NOT get his dick sucked
Anonymous No.18510996 >>18511084
>>18510825
She seems like a nice girl
Anonymous No.18511026 >>18511362 >>18511412 >>18511515 >>18511661
>>18510839
The lass is Taiwanese she's been here for three years I don't know if she knows what WWE is.
Anonymous No.18511040
>>18510851
I always watch it live, she'll have to find out eventually
Anonymous No.18511046 >>18511676
>>18510810 (OP)
Just put it on TV you fucking dork
Anonymous No.18511075
>>18510963
I usually cook when the women are on. I watch for Drew and Austin Thoery. I guess I'll choose some rando
Anonymous No.18511084 >>18511153
>>18510996
keyword: seems. it will happen to you just like it has happened to about everyone else and you will cry bloody murder about how nobody warned you or how you were too stupid to see it coming.

cut bait now or suffer down the road. your choice.
Anonymous No.18511128
>>18510978
Thats actually a good shout, I'll get a few beers in so she doesn't question it too much. I doubt she'd read I only have manga and books on the crusades.
Anonymous No.18511151
>>18510810 (OP)
Do not do this on a first date. You can pull it out later down the line. Miss out on an episode for a week and enjoy being with an actual person for once. Displaying your niche hobbies to someone you're interested in is based but not out of the gate like that
Anonymous No.18511153 >>18511324
>>18511084
I'm 24 I can't be jacking it to Stacey Kiebler videos for the rest of my life
Anonymous No.18511204
Tell her Giulia will be on that night
Anonymous No.18511324 >>18511692
>>18511153
so you'd rather get cucked, be put in a world of pain by some hole and, god forbid, it gets anywhere serious you're financially raped? all because you don't want to be heckin' lonely? you might just really deserve it after all. don't say nobody warned you though.
Anonymous No.18511362 >>18511497
>>18511026
Lmao pathetic White man race mixing, cringe
Anonymous No.18511412 >>18511676 >>18511698
>>18511026
Stop listening to everyone here because they’re all sexless retards. Put it on and watch it. If she asks just present it as “this is what I watch.” Don’t try to make a cutesy story out of it. Don’t try to make it into a joke. Just own it. I have put wrestling on in front of plenty of women that I’ve fucked and no one’s run out screaming. My wife’s Taiwanese and I recently took her and our 5-year-old son to Monday Night Raw. Don’t be a bitch, own up to what makes you happy.
Anonymous No.18511447
>yeah the date went well I guess. He was nice and didn't give off any red flags..
Soooo what's the issue girl?
>well when we went back to his he wanted to watch WWE..
Picrel
Anonymous No.18511461 >>18511479
>>18510810 (OP)
go see Naked Gun and point out Cody and say he is a WWE wrestler and gauge her reaction. If she seems completely disinterested or disgusted, now you know to hide it but if she already knows or seems at all interested, you can ride with it and say there is a WWE show I wanna catch later, logan paul and John cena are mad at each other and are gonna fight soon. Since those are recognizable names, she probably will be down to watch and you will likely get laid. Hoping for the best, fellow E-chad
Anonymous No.18511478
Put on SD and start posting in pw's gamethread. Tell her it's anonymous and encourage her to post too. Her posts will be easily identifiable. Samefag whatever lame shit she posts. Mention her post out loud and put it over. She'll say omg that was me. Tell her to post butthole
Anonymous No.18511479 >>18511505
>>18511461
Was Cody even alive when they made Naked Gun?
Anonymous No.18511497 >>18511514
>>18511362
Damn, Chang is really upset now.
Anonymous No.18511505 >>18511547
>>18511479
yes Cody was alive when they made the original naked gun in 1988 and he also has a role in the current one in theaters now. Hope that helps, next time just ask your phone before you post something so retarded
Anonymous No.18511514
>>18511497
You can't pull a white girl?
Anonymous No.18511515 >>18511620 >>18511664
>>18511026
If you want your date to actually succeed, sweep and mop your place up, buy a wall plug scent of your choice that's not monkey farts, and make spaghetti. Chicks always choose 1 of 3 drinks on dates, water, diet soda, or Michelob Ultra if they feel comfortable around you. Brush your teeth, put on deodorant, hide your dolls, and wear a rubber.
Anonymous No.18511547 >>18511554
>>18511505
This NERD is percolating over NERD TRIVIA
Anonymous No.18511554 >>18511754
>>18511547
nah more like I was showing you how easy it was to point out how your really stupid post was really fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.18511556
>>18510810 (OP)
>she
>her
Anonymous No.18511620
>>18511515

If he wants his date to succeed, he needs offer to give her the old lickaroo.
Anonymous No.18511661
>>18511026
>Taiwanese
>Lass
Anonymous No.18511664
>>18511515
>If you want your date to actually succeed, sweep and mop your place up, buy a wall plug scent of your choice that's not monkey farts, and make spaghetti. Chicks always choose 1 of 3 drinks on dates, water, diet soda, or Michelob Ultra if they feel comfortable around you. Brush your teeth, put on deodorant, hide your dolls, and wear a rubber.

Imagine doing all this unpaid labor just cause a hole is coming over. I'd rather hire a hooker and pay her a little extra to clean the place up.
Anonymous No.18511675
>>18510810 (OP)
If she says she wants to stay at your place all night you might not be watching anything you sweet summer child
Anonymous No.18511676
>>18510854
>>18511046
>>18511412

Been reading this thread to my old lady and she says these are the right answers. She also says to make them watch dark side of the ring first and then they will be more interested.
Anonymous No.18511692
>>18511324
lmao I never remember being this retarded when I was 12 or however old you are
Anonymous No.18511698
>>18511412
Taiwanese women really have no taste in men huh. Sad.
Anonymous No.18511711
i SHOOT turned aew on the first time i had a sorority girl over and worked it into “i bet i can do that move to you” and she giggled and we ended up wrestling*


*wrestling = shameful, sweaty, violent, UNPROTECTED^ sex

^unprotected = i got gonorrea afterward.
Anonymous No.18511754
>>18511554
This NERD went to a school where asking questions was considered STUPID ahahaha whew
Anonymous No.18512977
>>18510810 (OP)
Do not watch wrestling with her, retard. Just watch it the next day. I repeat, do NOT watch wrestling with her--especially smackdown
Anonymous No.18512993
Yeah if this is a first date definitely do not watch. Save it for down the line