Thread 18511719

>>18511719 (OP)
gonna clear every single wwe "PLE" from the last calendar year

>>18511719 (OP)
>Borethena

God, this bitch is boring.
Show aura : minus 20 points

>>18511719 (OP)
>will’s mudshark gf in a title match
defend this right now

>>18511719 (OP)
>Garcia fighting for the IWGP
come on Tony

>>18511719 (OP)
>swerve
>brody
>daniel Garcia
>wills wife
>ftr
>some ROH guy
>no buddy

>>18511719 (OP)
G R I M

>>18511719 (OP)
>4 way
>only 2 wrestlers

Sloppy shop can't even edit their posters right

>>18511719 (OP)
maybe the most stacked card in the history of pro wrestling

>>18511719 (OP)
WTF does Okada vs Swerve have to do with a "forbidden door" or NJPW vs AEW????

>>18511719 (OP)
Who?

>>18511749
you're actually retarded

it’s gotta be ZSJ vs Nigel.. can’t possibly be any of these other jobbers, right?

>>18511820
it's gonna be ZSJ vs Kyle and Kyle will drop the belt to him, screencap this

>>18511719 (OP)
What a dogshit card LMAO

Are they in a long john silvers this week?

>>18511881
Nah that's you

>>18511875
>>18511881
piggiE hooves typed these posts

>>18511888
I'm a red lobster Chad broke boy

>>18511910
>I'm a red lobster Chad
where were you in the Summer of 1992?

>>18511728
>Will gets his talentless girlfriend a job
>gets her a title match
>it's a 4 way for Sasha's title
I guarantee 2 things will happen. Sasha will lose her title but not get pinned and Windsor is going to win the title. Sasha won't let herself get buried but she's keeping the title hostage and Tony would love nothing more than to give Ospreay's cocksleeve a title because she's his cocksleeve.

>>18511948
>Sasha
we don't use slave names here

>>18511948
Tony is not taking the belt off her when she's 2 months from passing Jade's reign.

>>18511984
Tony loves the horse but I guarantee he loves Ospreay more and will flip the creative book upside down if Ospreay haggles with him to get his bitch a title run. Windsor already immediately got sent to the title picture after being in the company for 2 weeks

>>18511719 (OP)
>match 1 is aew shitter vs aew shitter
>match 2 is aew shitter vs aew shitter
>match 3 is aew shitter vs aew audition vs aew audition vs aew shitter
>match 4 is former-wwe rejects vs former-wwe rejects or aew shitters
>match 5 is future aew shitter vs aew commentator
what is the "forbidden door"? does it refer to tanahashi's asshole? no that cant be it either because aew penetrated that millions of times now. so what is so "forbidden" about this card?

>>18511997
nah he's right, I hate Monet with all my soul but TK is way too invested in her to have her drop her strap to Missus Bruv

>>18511719 (OP)
There is 1 (one) New Japan talent on this list of 5 matches so far, even with the announcement of the open challenge to the NJPW roster by Fletcher, that amounts to two. Two talents so far from NJPW in a PPV event promoted in the very same fucking graphic as a AEW x NJPW show.

>>18512031
>E-drone
>brings up gay sex acts out of absolutely nowhere

>>18511719 (OP)
I don’t know any of these people.

>>18512037
>Okada - NJPW
>Athena - RoH
>CMLL and Stardom girls
>Bandito - AAA and NJPW
>ZSJ - NJPW
the fuck are you on about m8?

>>18511719 (OP)
>Midkada vs Swerve the ratings
Completely pointless match
>pissbreak
>another pissbreak
lol
>WWE midcard stable vs FTR or jobbers
Total waste of time
>Zack Sabre Jr. vs who the fuck cares
Is this AEW's worst PPV card yet? Seems like it.

>>18512038
njpw suffering from aew ass penetration is a well-known phenomenon

>>18512057
>more gay sex fantasies
tell it to your therapist, fatso

>>18511787
So you don't know what it has to do with NJPW vs AEW and you're lashing out because you have no answer

>>18512055
>Tony Derangement Syndrome
ya hate to see it

>>18512051
ROH is owned by AEW and Okada and the Loco Bandito are AEW wrestlers genius

>>18512051
>Okada - AEW
>Athena - AEW
>Bandido - AEW
That's what it looks like when you're not being dishonest

>>18512068
see >>18512051
and apologize, gay retard

>>18512076
>>18512081
>E-drones seething over based AEW
every day of your lives lmao

>exactly a minute apart
melty status? commenced

>>18512066
sorry but forbidden door is the rape ppv. njpw gets ass penetrated by aew. its a yearly tradition.

>>18512102
incredibly gay post my guy
>>18512098
keep seething, fatso

>14,529 tickets out

I thought AEW was dead?

>>18512122
It is.

>Fletcher vs. Desperado

Need it or sneed it?

>>18511719 (OP)
cant wait for okada vs swerve and 4 dimeless filler matches with no heat

>>18512090
Thank you for conceding the original point of the lack of NJPW talent on an AEW x NJPW branded card

Who is Oleg facing?

>>18511719 (OP)
Zack is in a 1v4 handicap match for the IWGP world championship? Which one of them gets to keep the belt? Do they have to all four be together to defend it?

No moxley, no page?

>>18512215
see >>18512082

>>18512365
Mox wept, for there were no more Japanese grandpas left to conquer

>>18512051
>Okada - NJPW
In what fucking universe is a guy who signed with AEW back in March 2024 a fucking NJPW talent
>Athena - RoH
RoH is a sub-brand to AEW
>CMLL and Stardom girls
Not NJPW
>Bandito - AAA and NJPW
Man who is signed to RoH (sub-brand to AEW) and who left AAA back in 2023
>ZSJ - NJPW
Congratulations, one of the 2 (two) NJPWv talents I mentioned in my original post.

>>18512426
>In what fucking universe is a guy who signed with AEW back in March 2024 a fucking NJPW talent
He was an NJPW talent for years, and still proudly represents that organization. I'm not reading the rest of that slop, but to surmise: fuck you, E-drone.

>>18511719 (OP)
Forbidden Doggy Door, more like.

>>18512432
>He was an NJPW talent for years, and still proudly represents that organization

So proud that he hasn’t stepped foot in a NJPW ring or appeared in a NJPW branded show that isn’t co-hosted by his current employer since signing with AEW despite them having a working relationship with them.

>>18511719 (OP)
I hope this means Tanahashi's crippled ass in just in a big multi man tag or something. This is also missing Kyle Fletcher vs. a New Japan talent.

>>18512190
wait is that happening, that would be sick.

>>18512432
>He was an NJPW talent for years, and still proudly represents that organization
Okada literally doesn't work for NJPW anymore. He's literally an AEW midcarder now and thus represents AEW.

>>18511719 (OP)
I just realized Hangman isn't even on this card yet kek.

>>18511941
Had to check my calendar, I was probably fuckin ya mudda

>>18512491
>>18512518
>worked into a blistering seethe by the mere statement of facts
E-drones really don't like it when their headcanon doesn't match with reality kek

>>18511719 (OP)
>daniel fucking garcia fighting for IWGP title
Tony Khan is truly a piece of shit

>>18513116
Danny G is a blue chipper

so who is tana facing in his last (?) aew match? hangman would be pretty neat but it will probably be ar fox or josh woods

ZSJ as a top guy proves why njpw is on the dirt

>>18511719 (OP)
Who the fuck is technical spectacle

>>18511719 (OP)
>Swerve-Okada
What's the story?
>the absolute state of the IWGP Championship
It's at least going to be Nigel, right?

>>18511719 (OP)
Which Stardom girl is wrestling?
Kitto, Azumi... Hanako?

>>18513370
AEW isn't known for its strong storytelling. The majority of their PPV builds are basically done with like 2 weeks to go. All In was an anamoly.

>>18513370
>story
swerve and ospreay forced the bucks to relinquish their evp titles by winning at all in. ospreay is injured so okada, the third buck, is going after swerve, who in turn wants okada's unified title.
>nigel
it "should" be nigel but he will get shoehorned onto the card either way.

Oi i got ur arm mate

>>18513374
The main event is actually Hazuki vs Mina in a vat of lube

>>18513385
Mox vs Darby, Toni vs Athena, Hangman/MJF, the tag division have been doing HS, Cope/Christian, MJF, FTR stuff for months that's heading to something, Okada/Swerve has been building - although it's shit because okada is a terrible tv pro wrestler. That's just this card.

>>18511719 (OP)
>NJPW the biggest kawbotty of 2025 when it comes to pro wrestling companies.
A Njpw show [a Japanese company minds you] that his no Japanese wrestler in it or even one Njpw wrestler besides the guy who will be pretty much going to the other company in the coming months.... GRIM!!!

>>18513905
Tony should just put the company out of it's misery, buy it and turn it in to the second AEW developmental it clearly already is.

>>18511719 (OP)
are they doing Hangman vs MJF here or later? is Hangman gonna have a match?

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>>18511734
Indie belt gets an indie tier challenger.
What's the problem?

>>18511719 (OP)
R Fraid so

>>18511719 (OP)
Zack is the iwgp again?
Fucking GRIM

>>18512038
kek rent free

>>18512051
aew cultists are insane lmao

>>18513387
>okada, the third buck
It's amazing how badly Tony destroyed Okada kek. From the main character of NJPW to the Young Cucks' third wheel.

>>18514255
he prefers it this way