*CM Punk to appear.
*IYO SKY vs. Naomi for the WWE Women's World Championship.
*Sami Zayn vs. Rusev.
*Maxxine Dupri vs. WWE Women's Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch (non-title).
Will be watching for Buddy.
ain't nobody watchin' this slop
Reminder that the singular aew fan who cries throughout these threads is a complete retard
This board is so fucking dead...
>>18516294 (OP)kek shan't be watching the sex trafficking fed
>>18516294 (OP)>IYO SKY vs. Naomi for the WWE Women's World Championship.Oh god the โwe want Krossโ chants are gonna be relentless
Rawgods itโs our night!
>>18517086Have fun with the neighbor's kid!
>>18516294 (OP)>*Maxxine Dupri vs. WWE Women's Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch (non-title).>non-titleThen what's the fucking point?
>>18516302Do you think she has pink or brown nipples?
>>18516294 (OP)>>18517326itโs a title match
https://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2025-08-11
>During a backstage confrontation last week, Natalya stood up to Women's Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch, but Lynch wanted a match against Maxxine Dupri, Natalya's Dungeon Dolls counterpart.>Tonight, Lynch will take on Dupri for the first time ever with the Women's Intercontinental Championship on the line.cam on maxxine, only you have the power to end the beckyverse and restore bimbokino to raw
Apparently Iyo Sky has a bout of diarrhea due to a stomach bug and wont be able to compete tonight but it really doesn't matter since no one watch this shit anymore anyway lol
We hate simp threads here
>>18516380Charles Mansonโs iq was 100
>>18516294 (OP)>*IYO SKY vs. Naomi for the WWE Women's World Championship.It's a work
>>18517550not watching now
>>18516294 (OP)I'm tuning in for Monday Night Rox
>>18516294 (OP)>CM kicks off RAWhttps://x.com/WWE/status/1954966156785455184#m
>>18517742Thanks for the heads up so I can skip the first 20 minutes
Will Steph show up tonight?
Is this the Raw Gamethread or did someone make one before this one? Why only 22 replies
tonight Maxxine shocks the world
>>18517839/pw/ is an AEW board Wednesdays and Saturdays is when this place is bussin
>>18517802https://x.com/vaquerrrr/status/1954855425439846411
they calling vaquer fans racist for this
>>18517839E-gods have been busy at work all day and are now picking up their kids to watch Raw as an upper middle class family unit
>>18517839Peedub is more dead than usual these past days. Idk what happened.
>>18517802Draft randy orton is a lucky man
>>18516302OUUUHHH 37 YEAR OLD WOMAN PRETENDING TO BE A PIRATE SO EROTIC OOUUHHHH
>>18517930schizos will continually drive people away until the board dies. mods are in on it too so theres no saving it. there was a thread earlier that called out how half the threads here are a week old and just bumped by the same retard, that thread gets deleted and all the spam shit stays up.
>>18517939You finna know it!
>>18517930Board isn't dead it's just that WWE has run off their entire audience this year
>>18518023*raises paw*
B-but I'm h-here...
So Asuka attacks Naomi and iyo gets mad at her?
>>18518067The story will just end in Rhea getting her 14th title shot this year so it doesn't matter.
Relying on the healing powers of pro wrestling tonight brothers. Genuinely looking forward to this one.
Also i don't like when they do non title matches and the champ loses. Sami, why?
I was a DC tug and just got ass raped a la nash by DC police feels bad mang
>>18518113I used to go to some good ones. My favorite was at some place with no Asian ladies. There was a thick black girl named Molly who was amazing. I look young and Iโm pretty much filled with anxiety when I see a hot woman so it was easy for her to not be creeped out by me. She kept whispering filthy things at me and I couldnโt stop breathing weird and she didnโt even need to touch me that much kek
They will have Naomi relinquish the title... Evil company...
>>18518113>>18518130what the fuck are you retards on about
>>18518134https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY1gJtxVGPo
KINO
>>18518134utterly based evil company
Steph's home is hell, and WWE is hell
nick khan is the funniest man alive
>>18518176Ah so she probably does a fake vacate the title segment and then attacks Iyo to get some heat
Maxxine is queen bimbo all the other chicks wish they had the charisma that comes to her with ease
Luckily Kross got released so we could get talent like Maxxine Dupri back on the card.
>>18518476you jest but obese subuhman retarded pieces of walking shit smarks say that without a hint of irony
>>18518476You are sarcastic but yeah, Maxxine gives straight men a boner and Kross has meh matches on the lower mid card
>>18518513Agreed, let's get Natalya out there for a bathroom break and little kids to ignore her during her entrance. Maybe send out Carmello and Andrade to have another banger.
>>18518528melo is far more interesting than kross. antismarks pick the most boring shitters to pretend to like
>>18518528Andrade and Carmello donโt kill the crowds during matches.
>>18518536>main roster talent for 2 years>done nothing except botch against Cody See you in 6 months when you're pissing and crying about his release.
>>18518476Maxxine is a better wrestler than Kross. She had a couple memorable fun moments in her short career while Kross has 0.
>>18518550>She had a couple memorable fun momentsName them without googling that isn't piggy backing off Otis.
>>18518557Name me a good Kross match on the main roster.
>>18518561So zero moments
>>18518566So zero good matches.
>>18518557her rumble appearance this year, the entirety of the making it maximum web series, getting dommed by candice
>>18518576>her rumble appearance this year,She was in the rumble?
>the entirety of the making it maximum web serieswho?
>getting dommed by candicewho?
>>18518590ok your larp isn't working anymore, begone troll
>>18517685Based and roxypilled
>>18518599MxM hasn't been a thing since Karrion resigned with the company which is even funnier. Maxxine hasn't interacted with Candice since the beginning of 2024, which is the last time she was even on TV. She's another shitter that's accomplished nothing outside of collecting a paycheck.
You're making a fantastic argument of what REEL GRAPS is.
>>18518623because she's been training at the pc you tard, she got called up with 0 experience
wonder if there will be we want kross chants
>>18518630Candince Larae has been wrestling since you graduating high school.
>>18518557The rumble appearance was fun.
Also when she tagged with Natty and tried doing the sharpshooter but got pinned
>>18518632>KROSS EXPIRED>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>18518669What color are her nipples? Dark chocolate or a tasteful cinnamon?
>>18518669freakish looking beedy eyed bitch
>>18518682She has a kid so dark
>>18518632CM Punk
>I WANT BROCK TOO
>main event is Phil and LA Knight vs The Brons'
Oh yeah, that Brock Lesnar boycott must be REALLY bad if they got Phil wrestling on a Monday
>>18518694oinko sty sucks too. and Lyra looks like Joe pesci.
>>18518632If this Karrion Kross shit is a work my question is why? What does this guy benefit from having an angle where he always loses and his company wants to fire him. How is this a good angle? What is the point? How about this as an angle just let him be a wrestler and get into feuds with other wrestlers where he has decent TV time and wins every now and then? If this is an angle I don't see the fucking benefit at all.
>hahaha we tricked you all to think he was fired but he is notok? So what?
>>18517037Good
All of you assholes can shut the fucking fuck up
>>18518711He just wrestled on Raw a couple of weeks ago
>>18518746In a gauntlet where he was the last entrant, and he was practically gassed out 3 minutes in lol
>>18518736They just did it with Truth so it's not off the table. No one is advocating for it, just expecting it since they've done it once. They also have the excuse of WWE UNREAL: WE WORKED THEM.
THEN
(WOO)
NOW
(IF YOU SMELLLLL)
FOREVER
(THE KING OF KINGS)
(YOU CANT SEE ME)
TOGETHER
>>18518212rumor has been circulating that the wwe ple is called "The non Aewful Show"
>>18518753Truth was not an angle those dumb fucks really fired him.
How much are these Frenchmen gonna chant?
>>18518777No shit. They acted like it was part of the show.
>>18518753man you actually believe triple h when he says "enjoy the show" ? cmon mark
Izzy is comming tonight raw
Who else is ready for Knight to flub his lines and slip off the top ropes?
Why hasn't Seth or any of the heel champions just try to murder the GMs already?
>>18518798Iโm ready for Buddy to arrive.
>another Canadian RAW
god the audience is going to be obnoxious
That preview really made LA Knight look like a loser.
>No women's match tonight
Alright, turning off Netflix. Who wants to play Call of Duty with me?
Namois not medically cleared after i broke her with my BWC!!
>>18518814Black OPs 6 is so bad but I have to play to see how the zombies mode ends with the last map
I hate this fag rap music for RAW Bring Thorn in your eye back.
>Naomi ded
>punkslop
aight, imma catch the highlights tomorrow
>>18518814>CoDWe're all playing Battlefield now lil bro.
>>18517839The quality of the product on screen reflects the audience participation online.
Can Phil just get hurt again already? He's overstayed his welcome
>bad brains inspired shirt
overrated band
WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT WRESTLING SHOWS
>>18518820Can't believe someone finds her attractive
punk
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>CM punk talks
>blah blah Toronto blah blah Seth
>BURN IT DOWN
>I hate you
>no I hate you
>Punk gets jumped
>someone helps him
>tag main event
I am not watching this shit if it plays out like this
>>18518839Please dont split the threads later anon
I just want Lash Legend in Smackdown TBQH
Why is wrestling so over with normies?
>>18518798Priest shut the hell up! You know what? Why donโt you keep launching yourself over the top rope and crack open that big dumb skull of yours?
are they chanting "We want kross"?
Punk looks bored and out of it
>>18516294 (OP)Reminder that CM PUNK is a WARLOCK- he worships Satan and enchants the audience with his charismatic speech into hating Yahuah, itโs literally in his theme song:
โ I exploit you, still you love meโ
โI tell you one and one makes 3โ
โYou give me fortune, you give me fameโ
โYou give me power under YOUR GODโs nameโ
CM Punk is a member of the occult and another sellout to the hollyweird entertainment system, enjoy his work but do not become a fan or idolator of his work
Thank you and may Yahuah bless you, those who have an ear to hear- let them
/pw/ told me Punk was done
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>18518839Fucking based
Naomi and Jade fighting over my white balls
ahemโฆโฆ..ACKNOWLEDGE ME
>Chez vs LA Knight mic battle
This is LA Knight's ultimate test. He passed The Miz, let's see what he can do against Semen Punk.
>>18518859It's "We want Crews" but the accent sounds like Kross
What the fuck is this recap episode?
>>18518868sup Cody you enjoying your day off?
>>18518859Netflix is using state of the art AI technology to only remove the caucus overwhelming "we want Kross" chants that are happening right now.
>no "WE WANT KROSS" chants
kek that failed quickly
naomi kwabโd herself on her meme scooter lmao im a big a fan of her but this was dunb
https://x.com/thetrinity_fatu/status/1953838087835971851?s=46
>this is the fed's most over wrestler
>>18518883They're french, and not the good ones
>>18518887thats not roman reigns
>>18518885She didn't proceed with caution!
>>18518885kek I still love her though
how many lines will Knight flub against Punk
>>18516294 (OP)>I lost the title un 5 minutes but AT LEAST I am not working for Tony Khan
>Punk's job is to try and get Seff and Knight over
Is rollins the one that had his tiny dick leaked?
LA Knight traded for Sami Zayn
SmackChads and RawGods, we both won
>>18518887looks like he's pestering you for spare change on Kensington ave
>>18518885kek what a bitch
I don't know why I keep putting RAW on. I hate everything about WWE's slow and childish presentation.
Watch LA Knight get murdered on mic, live
Is it me or has CM Punk been a lot worse than usual at the mic? That was his saving grace as he got older and slower.
Maybe it's him playing the face, which is a waste imho
LAX livestream is more kino than this.
>>18518906Yes and Knight too
LA Knight sounds extremely reasonable here tbqh
need to see these two fuck
>>18518914WWE always was the free shows are commercials for PPVs but the last 2 years it REALLY feels like that like they don't give you any hotshotting at all its really rare
When the 7/10 promo goes against the 10/10 promo
>now respond without sounding mad
Knight bros it's over...Phil ethered us...
Chez floundering on the mic against the GOAT.
YEAAAAAH
>>18518862>enjoy his workNice try jew
>>18518932Come on, CM Punk is at least a 9.
for two promo guys these guys sure are mushmouths
I can't unsee Chris Benoit in Knight's face
CM "I saved your life" Punk
Punk vs knight sounds fine tonight
These conversations are just insufferable holy shit someone call someone THE WORD
>"OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!"
Should've worn the glasses for Kino shots
YOU CAN GET....back of the line.....YEah....
Knight sounds somewhat improved from recent weeks, let's see if he can finish the promo
Knight may have rizz but he can't promo.
semen spunk getting raped KWAB + YEAHHHH
You thought Seffster was bad?
>LA DIMES: please wait to kill Rollins until after the match
PUNK: IM THE BEST IN THE WORLD YOU'VE NEVER HELD A TITLE
>>18518941Vince is back with a young potion gimmick?
Oh shit the actual 10/10 promo
All of Knights talk would actually mean something if he didn't always do the job in high profile matches
KROSS WOULDVE MOLLYWHOP THEM ON THE STICK
Is this segment written by David Lynch?
Why is punk so off his game tonight? That might be the worst mic performance of his in years
This shoe gimmick is great
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BOW TO THE TRIBAL THIEF
Paul Heyman really is a master of language and communication
THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKIN MOBILE SHOESTORE
I agree with Paul fuck Canada
>>18518978Intimidated by LA GOD
Fucking gay french crowd cucks
Roman's shoes are massive holy shit
Sneed needs to steal Roxanneโs shoes
>>18518982whose shoes are those
can you imagine Bronson gets a singles PLE match against Roman
They are chanting gas the Jews
Come on Quebec chant something antisemitic.
Is "the Oracle" over with you brothers?
>>18518978You just look like that when you go against the GOAT, YEAH!
Drew has gotten as buried as Punk did tonight. The only one who has kept up with LA Knight is unironically The Miz.
>>18518997imagine the smell
>>18519006I liked wise man more
Sneed is overshadowing Bron with the shoe gimmick
>he parades stolen shoes as war trophies
This company is for niggers
>>18518982Nigga got to do his fetish on primetime streaming
i dont give a fuck about this feuds
steiner looks absolute fucking dimes
>>18518978Tonight? He sucks just says the same thing every time
>CM PUNK WAS PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGO
>>18518990Anglo Canada is good. Fuck French Canada though
>>18518978LA CHAD mogs him and he knows it
I would sell my soul for Buddy vs Sneed.
>Someones getting punched ib the face. If you want me to put my hands on both your chins I will
kek phil can still drop a good line sometimes
>>18518982ASICS shoes are better
>Bron vs Bork is now possibly and very much likely
>>18519021It's actually for rich jews. Appropriating the nigger culture and mocking it is just a bonus.
LOL what if Maxxine wins tonight?
Imagine if the Brons were tag champs. Then this match would actually matter.
Bronson Reed needs to have a 1v1 with Roman soon
See I pretty much called it 90%
>>18518847See you Friday
>THE TRIBAL THIEF
>THE TRIBAL SNEED
kek
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>YOU'RE 47, AND YOU'RE 40, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
>YOU'RE 40 I'LL KICK YOUR ASS
lmfao bron is great
>you're 47 what are you gonna do
>you're 100 years old
bron is so dimes keke
>PUNK YOUR 47. AND YOUโRE 40
>A HUNDRED YEARS OLD COMBINED
LMFAOO
>YOU'RE 100 YEARS COMBINED
BASED
>40 + 47 = 100
Steiner math at it again
>>18519054You only got the tag team match you fucking retard
>OH WHAT YOU'RE 47, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? AND YOU'RE 40!
>YOUโRE 47
does bron think punk is trump?
>>18519001At least one pair is Roman's, maybe both, I don't remember.
SOMEONE GIVE BRON A FUCKING MIC
47+40 = 100 years combined, Steiner mathematics
Everything is written for social media now what a shame
>47 + 40
>100
STEINER MATH STRIKES AGAIN
Bronbron SHOOTING on the ageing roster
KEK Bron doing his own Steiner math
i love bron so much bros it is unreal
>YOURE 47 YEARS OLD CM KIKE
THE STEINER MATH IS BACK!
>>18519082I don't care I already see the lame finish where it ends in a DQ not wasting my time
Kek Knight and Chez got kwabbed by Bron in 3 sentences
Roxanne with the tasteful cleavage.
EL GRANDE AMERICANO :D
LMAO BRON CHANNELING SCOTTY RIGHT THERE, SAME VOICE EVEN.
YOU'RE 47
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
>>18519084>>18519084>>18519084
I just came here to see the steiner math posts and wasn't disappointed kek
>>18519098I LOVE THIS GUY
El grande's culo Blanco is not longer safe.
>finn speaks fluent spanish
He should also take a El Grande mantle
>>18519171it's pointless to try splitting twenty minutes late you retard