Thread 18516294

*CM Punk to appear.

*IYO SKY vs. Naomi for the WWE Women's World Championship.

*Sami Zayn vs. Rusev.

*Maxxine Dupri vs. WWE Women's Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch (non-title).

I LOVE MY CAPTAIN

no 2 milly?

Will be watching for Buddy.

ain't nobody watchin' this slop

Reminder that the singular aew fan who cries throughout these threads is a complete retard

This board is so fucking dead...

>>18516294 (OP)
kek shan't be watching the sex trafficking fed

>>18516294 (OP)
>IYO SKY vs. Naomi for the WWE Women's World Championship.
Oh god the ‘we want Kross’ chants are gonna be relentless

Rawgods it’s our night!

>>18517086
Have fun with the neighbor's kid!

>>18516294 (OP)
>*Maxxine Dupri vs. WWE Women's Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch (non-title).
>non-title
Then what's the fucking point?

>>18516302
Do you think she has pink or brown nipples?

>>18516294 (OP)
>>18517326
it’s a title match
https://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2025-08-11
>During a backstage confrontation last week, Natalya stood up to Women's Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch, but Lynch wanted a match against Maxxine Dupri, Natalya's Dungeon Dolls counterpart.

>Tonight, Lynch will take on Dupri for the first time ever with the Women's Intercontinental Championship on the line.
cam on maxxine, only you have the power to end the beckyverse and restore bimbokino to raw

Apparently Iyo Sky has a bout of diarrhea due to a stomach bug and wont be able to compete tonight but it really doesn't matter since no one watch this shit anymore anyway lol

We hate simp threads here

>>18516380
Charles Manson’s iq was 100

>>18516294 (OP)
>*IYO SKY vs. Naomi for the WWE Women's World Championship.
It's a work

>>18517550
not watching now

>>18516294 (OP)
I'm tuning in for Monday Night Rox

>>18516294 (OP)
>CM kicks off RAW
https://x.com/WWE/status/1954966156785455184#m

>>18517742
Thanks for the heads up so I can skip the first 20 minutes

Will Steph show up tonight?

Is this the Raw Gamethread or did someone make one before this one? Why only 22 replies

naomi injury a work ?

tonight Maxxine shocks the world

>>18517839
/pw/ is an AEW board Wednesdays and Saturdays is when this place is bussin

>>18517802
https://x.com/vaquerrrr/status/1954855425439846411

they calling vaquer fans racist for this

>>18517839
E-gods have been busy at work all day and are now picking up their kids to watch Raw as an upper middle class family unit

>>18517839
Peedub is more dead than usual these past days. Idk what happened.

>>18517802
Draft randy orton is a lucky man

>>18516302
OUUUHHH 37 YEAR OLD WOMAN PRETENDING TO BE A PIRATE SO EROTIC OOUUHHHH

>>18517930
schizos will continually drive people away until the board dies. mods are in on it too so theres no saving it. there was a thread earlier that called out how half the threads here are a week old and just bumped by the same retard, that thread gets deleted and all the spam shit stays up.

>>18517939
You finna know it!

>>18517930
Board isn't dead it's just that WWE has run off their entire audience this year

>>18518023
*raises paw*
B-but I'm h-here...

So Asuka attacks Naomi and iyo gets mad at her?

>>18518067
The story will just end in Rhea getting her 14th title shot this year so it doesn't matter.

Relying on the healing powers of pro wrestling tonight brothers. Genuinely looking forward to this one.
Also i don't like when they do non title matches and the champ loses. Sami, why?

I was a DC tug and just got ass raped a la nash by DC police feels bad mang

>>18516302
AYE AYE

>>18518113
I used to go to some good ones. My favorite was at some place with no Asian ladies. There was a thick black girl named Molly who was amazing. I look young and I’m pretty much filled with anxiety when I see a hot woman so it was easy for her to not be creeped out by me. She kept whispering filthy things at me and I couldn’t stop breathing weird and she didn’t even need to touch me that much kek

They will have Naomi relinquish the title... Evil company...

>>18516302
Based

>>18518113
>>18518130
what the fuck are you retards on about

>>18518134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY1gJtxVGPo
KINO

pwg ass match here

>>18518134
utterly based evil company
Steph's home is hell, and WWE is hell

Yum

nick khan is the funniest man alive

>>18518212
BABABABASED

>>18518176
Ah so she probably does a fake vacate the title segment and then attacks Iyo to get some heat

Maxxine is queen bimbo all the other chicks wish they had the charisma that comes to her with ease

Luckily Kross got released so we could get talent like Maxxine Dupri back on the card.

>>18518476
you jest but obese subuhman retarded pieces of walking shit smarks say that without a hint of irony

>>18518476
You are sarcastic but yeah, Maxxine gives straight men a boner and Kross has meh matches on the lower mid card

>>18518513
Agreed, let's get Natalya out there for a bathroom break and little kids to ignore her during her entrance. Maybe send out Carmello and Andrade to have another banger.

>>18518528
melo is far more interesting than kross. antismarks pick the most boring shitters to pretend to like

>>18518528
Andrade and Carmello don’t kill the crowds during matches.

>>18518536
>main roster talent for 2 years
>done nothing except botch against Cody
See you in 6 months when you're pissing and crying about his release.

>>18518476
Maxxine is a better wrestler than Kross. She had a couple memorable fun moments in her short career while Kross has 0.

>>18518550
>She had a couple memorable fun moments
Name them without googling that isn't piggy backing off Otis.

>>18518557
Name me a good Kross match on the main roster.

>>18518561
So zero moments

>>18518566
So zero good matches.

>>18518557
her rumble appearance this year, the entirety of the making it maximum web series, getting dommed by candice

>>18518576
>her rumble appearance this year,
She was in the rumble?
>the entirety of the making it maximum web series
who?
>getting dommed by candice
who?

>>18518590
ok your larp isn't working anymore, begone troll

>>18517685
Based and roxypilled

>>18518599
MxM hasn't been a thing since Karrion resigned with the company which is even funnier. Maxxine hasn't interacted with Candice since the beginning of 2024, which is the last time she was even on TV. She's another shitter that's accomplished nothing outside of collecting a paycheck.

You're making a fantastic argument of what REEL GRAPS is.

>>18518623
because she's been training at the pc you tard, she got called up with 0 experience

wonder if there will be we want kross chants

>>18518630
Candince Larae has been wrestling since you graduating high school.

>>18518557
The rumble appearance was fun.

Also when she tagged with Natty and tried doing the sharpshooter but got pinned

I watch for she.

>>18518632
>KROSS EXPIRED
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>18518669
What color are her nipples? Dark chocolate or a tasteful cinnamon?

>>18518669
freakish looking beedy eyed bitch

>>18518682
She has a kid so dark

>>18518686
Iyofag please

>>18518632
CM Punk
>I WANT BROCK TOO

>main event is Phil and LA Knight vs The Brons'
Oh yeah, that Brock Lesnar boycott must be REALLY bad if they got Phil wrestling on a Monday

>>18518694
oinko sty sucks too. and Lyra looks like Joe pesci.

>>18518715
Nah I do.

>>18518632
If this Karrion Kross shit is a work my question is why? What does this guy benefit from having an angle where he always loses and his company wants to fire him. How is this a good angle? What is the point? How about this as an angle just let him be a wrestler and get into feuds with other wrestlers where he has decent TV time and wins every now and then? If this is an angle I don't see the fucking benefit at all.

>hahaha we tricked you all to think he was fired but he is not
ok? So what?

>>18517037
Good
All of you assholes can shut the fucking fuck up

>>18518711
He just wrestled on Raw a couple of weeks ago

>>18518746
In a gauntlet where he was the last entrant, and he was practically gassed out 3 minutes in lol

>>18518736
They just did it with Truth so it's not off the table. No one is advocating for it, just expecting it since they've done it once. They also have the excuse of WWE UNREAL: WE WORKED THEM.

THEN
(WOO)
NOW
(IF YOU SMELLLLL)
FOREVER
(THE KING OF KINGS)
(YOU CANT SEE ME)
TOGETHER

>>18518212
rumor has been circulating that the wwe ple is called "The non Aewful Show"

>>18518753
Truth was not an angle those dumb fucks really fired him.

How much are these Frenchmen gonna chant?

>>18516302
fpbp

>>18518777
No shit. They acted like it was part of the show.

>>18518753
man you actually believe triple h when he says "enjoy the show" ? cmon mark

>>18518762
based

Izzy is comming tonight raw

Who else is ready for Knight to flub his lines and slip off the top ropes?

>>18518798
Worked

>>18518795
13 what?

Why hasn't Seth or any of the heel champions just try to murder the GMs already?

>>18518798
I’m ready for Buddy to arrive.

>another Canadian RAW
god the audience is going to be obnoxious

what happened to Naomi

That preview really made LA Knight look like a loser.

cm cuck

What happened to her?

>No women's match tonight

Alright, turning off Netflix. Who wants to play Call of Duty with me?

>>18518810
She got a clue

Namois not medically cleared after i broke her with my BWC!!

What does CM stand for?

>>18518814
Black OPs 6 is so bad but I have to play to see how the zombies mode ends with the last map

I hate this fag rap music for RAW Bring Thorn in your eye back.

based punker

5 minute Phil

>Naomi ded
>punkslop
aight, imma catch the highlights tomorrow

>>18518814
>CoD
We're all playing Battlefield now lil bro.

>>18517839
The quality of the product on screen reflects the audience participation online.

Wow Punk looks... older

>>18518824
Child Molester

Can Phil just get hurt again already? He's overstayed his welcome

>bad brains inspired shirt
overrated band

WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT WRESTLING SHOWS

>>18518820
Can't believe someone finds her attractive

They love him

>>18518810
took my BWC

>>18518824
Chud Man

>CM punk talks
>blah blah Toronto blah blah Seth
>BURN IT DOWN
>I hate you
>no I hate you
>Punk gets jumped
>someone helps him
>tag main event
I am not watching this shit if it plays out like this

>>18518839
Please dont split the threads later anon

I just want Lash Legend in Smackdown TBQH

Why is wrestling so over with normies?

>>18518798
Priest shut the hell up! You know what? Why don’t you keep launching yourself over the top rope and crack open that big dumb skull of yours?

are they chanting "We want kross"?

Punk looks bored and out of it

CM Punk screwed CM Punk

>>18516294 (OP)
Reminder that CM PUNK is a WARLOCK- he worships Satan and enchants the audience with his charismatic speech into hating Yahuah, it’s literally in his theme song:

“ I exploit you, still you love me”
“I tell you one and one makes 3”
“You give me fortune, you give me fame”
“You give me power under YOUR GOD’s name”

CM Punk is a member of the occult and another sellout to the hollyweird entertainment system, enjoy his work but do not become a fan or idolator of his work

Thank you and may Yahuah bless you, those who have an ear to hear- let them

/pw/ told me Punk was done

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>18518839
Fucking based

Naomi and Jade fighting over my white balls

ahem……..ACKNOWLEDGE ME

>Chez vs LA Knight mic battle
This is LA Knight's ultimate test. He passed The Miz, let's see what he can do against Semen Punk.

>>18518859
It's "We want Crews" but the accent sounds like Kross

What the fuck is this recap episode?

>>18518824
Cookie Monster

>>18518868
sup Cody you enjoying your day off?

It's time

>>18518859
Netflix is using state of the art AI technology to only remove the caucus overwhelming "we want Kross" chants that are happening right now.

SETH ROLLINS PLAYER

>no "WE WANT KROSS" chants

kek that failed quickly

naomi kwab’d herself on her meme scooter lmao im a big a fan of her but this was dunb

https://x.com/thetrinity_fatu/status/1953838087835971851?s=46

YEAH

>>18518883
They're french, and not the good ones

>>18518887
thats not roman reigns

LEMME JOB TO YA!

>>18518885
She didn't proceed with caution!

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

>>18518887
grim

cm punk is so boring

>>18518885
kek I still love her though

how many lines will Knight flub against Punk

>>18516294 (OP)
>I lost the title un 5 minutes but AT LEAST I am not working for Tony Khan

>>18518873
APOLLO

LA DIMES TIME

Is rollins the one that had his tiny dick leaked?

LA Knight traded for Sami Zayn
SmackChads and RawGods, we both won

>>18518887
looks like he's pestering you for spare change on Kensington ave

>>18518885
kek what a bitch

>>18518885
Lmao

I don't know why I keep putting RAW on. I hate everything about WWE's slow and childish presentation.

Watch LA Knight get murdered on mic, live

Is it me or has CM Punk been a lot worse than usual at the mic? That was his saving grace as he got older and slower.
Maybe it's him playing the face, which is a waste imho

LAX livestream is more kino than this.

>>18518906
Yes and Knight too

>I FORGOT MY LINES
>YEAH

LA Knight sounds extremely reasonable here tbqh

need to see these two fuck

>>18518914
WWE always was the free shows are commercials for PPVs but the last 2 years it REALLY feels like that like they don't give you any hotshotting at all its really rare

When the 7/10 promo goes against the 10/10 promo

>>18518918
Based

I like saying Chez

>>18518927
OK Roxxane

Knight bros it's over...Phil ethered us...

Chez floundering on the mic against the GOAT.

YEAAAAAH

>>18518862
>enjoy his work

Nice try jew

>>18518932
Come on, CM Punk is at least a 9.

for two promo guys these guys sure are mushmouths

I can't unsee Chris Benoit in Knight's face

CM "I saved your life" Punk

Punk acting heelish.

Punk vs knight sounds fine tonight

These conversations are just insufferable holy shit someone call someone THE WORD

Should've worn the glasses for Kino shots

>>18518919
kek

YOU CAN GET....back of the line.....YEah....

Knight sounds somewhat improved from recent weeks, let's see if he can finish the promo

Knight may have rizz but he can't promo.

BOOOO THROW SOME PUNCHES

semen spunk getting raped KWAB + YEAHHHH

You thought Seffster was bad?

>LA DIMES: please wait to kill Rollins until after the match
PUNK: IM THE BEST IN THE WORLD YOU'VE NEVER HELD A TITLE

>>18518941
Vince is back with a young potion gimmick?

this is a bad promo

Oh shit the actual 10/10 promo

>the shoes
kek

All of Knights talk would actually mean something if he didn't always do the job in high profile matches

KROSS WOULDVE MOLLYWHOP THEM ON THE STICK

Is this segment written by David Lynch?

Why is punk so off his game tonight? That might be the worst mic performance of his in years

BASED TRIBAL THIEF LOL

This shoe gimmick is great

BOW TO THE TRIBAL THIEF

This is really bad wtf

FUCK THE FRENCH

Paul Heyman really is a master of language and communication

THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKIN MOBILE SHOESTORE

I agree with Paul fuck Canada

>>18518978
Intimidated by LA GOD

Fucking gay french crowd cucks

BASEDSON SNEED

TRIBAL THIEF SNEED

Roman's shoes are massive holy shit

Sneed needs to steal Roxanne’s shoes

>>18518982
whose shoes are those

can you imagine Bronson gets a singles PLE match against Roman

They are chanting gas the Jews

BIG SNEED
TRIBAL THIEF

Come on Quebec chant something antisemitic.

Is "the Oracle" over with you brothers?

>>18518978
Hes jet lagged

Caballero Los Angeles

>>18518978
You just look like that when you go against the GOAT, YEAH!

Drew has gotten as buried as Punk did tonight. The only one who has kept up with LA Knight is unironically The Miz.

>>18518997
imagine the smell

>>18519006
MY
NAME
IS

>>18519006
I liked wise man more

BRON BRONS KWAAAAB

Sneed is overshadowing Bron with the shoe gimmick

>he parades stolen shoes as war trophies
This company is for niggers

>>18518982
Nigga got to do his fetish on primetime streaming

i dont give a fuck about this feuds

steiner looks absolute fucking dimes

>>18518978
Tonight? He sucks just says the same thing every time

>>18518824
chez man

>>18518990
Anglo Canada is good. Fuck French Canada though

>>18518978
LA CHAD mogs him and he knows it

I would sell my soul for Buddy vs Sneed.

>Someones getting punched ib the face. If you want me to put my hands on both your chins I will

kek phil can still drop a good line sometimes

>>18518982
ASICS shoes are better

>>18519021
It's actually for rich jews. Appropriating the nigger culture and mocking it is just a bonus.

LOL what if Maxxine wins tonight?

Shoelafala is over

>>18519021
>shoelafala

Imagine if the Brons were tag champs. Then this match would actually matter.

Bronson Reed needs to have a 1v1 with Roman soon

See I pretty much called it 90%
>>18518847
See you Friday

>the tribal thief
kek

Bronson has anti-aura

>THE TRIBAL THIEF
>THE TRIBAL SNEED

BASED BRON LMFAO

YOURE 40

retard kino segment

>YOU'RE 47
kek

>YOU'RE 40 I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

lmfao bron is great

Steiner math returns

>you're 47 what are you gonna do
>you're 100 years old
bron is so dimes keke

>PUNK YOUR 47. AND YOU’RE 40
>A HUNDRED YEARS OLD COMBINED
LMFAOO

>YOU'RE 100 YEARS COMBINED
BASED

Bron is so funny

BASED AS FUCK

>40 + 47 = 100
Steiner math at it again

>>18519054
You only got the tag team match you fucking retard

>YOU’RE 47
does bron think punk is trump?

>>18519001
At least one pair is Roman's, maybe both, I don't remember.

SOMEONE GIVE BRON A FUCKING MIC

BAU BAU

AMERICANO KINO!!!!

47+40 = 100 years combined, Steiner mathematics

Everything is written for social media now what a shame

>>18519073
>>18519074
kek

>47 + 40
>100
STEINER MATH STRIKES AGAIN

Bronbron SHOOTING on the ageing roster

KEK Bron doing his own Steiner math

i love bron so much bros it is unreal

NEW
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>>18519084

THE STEINER MATH IS BACK!

NEW STEINERMATH KINO

HE'S OLD

kkekekkekek

Bron out here shootin'

>>18519082
I don't care I already see the lame finish where it ends in a DQ not wasting my time

Kek Knight and Chez got kwabbed by Bron in 3 sentences

Roxanne with the tasteful cleavage.
EL GRANDE AMERICANO :D

EL GRANDE AMERICANO

30!

LMAO BRON CHANNELING SCOTTY RIGHT THERE, SAME VOICE EVEN.

EL MAS GRANDE AMERICANO

>>18519089
BAU BAU!

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>>18519064
There’s no way you bots actually found that funny

YOU'RE 47
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
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>>18519084

Monday Night Rox

I just came here to see the steiner math posts and wasn't disappointed kek

>>18519098
I LOVE THIS GUY

El grande's culo Blanco is not longer safe.

>finn speaks fluent spanish
He should also take a El Grande mantle

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>>18519155
new

>>18519098
KEK!

>>18519171
it's pointless to try splitting twenty minutes late you retard