Thread 18519498

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Schedule
8.17 12th Tokyo Princess Cup Semifinals @ EDION Arena Osaka 2nd Stadium, Osaka (LIVE)[12:30 JST]
8.23 12th Tokyo Princess Cup Finals @ Korakuen Hall, Tokyo (LIVE)[11:30 JST]
8.30 Holy Light Ranbu~Kyoto Glass Chapter~ @ KBS Hall, Kyoto (VOD)[12:30 JST]

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>>18516204

fumirin should get them out

If they're so self conscious about feet, just wear those traditional socks.

Anyway, who besides Maki will be the first girl to get a clue and sell merch online? Kira doesn't count either.

>>18519538
Wakana has been selling merch online since last year

pom

>>18519538
Didn't Wakana have an online shop

Shoko feet

i want to hug uta

So much activity over drama between wrestlers. It's almost like a "booker" should use things called "heat" and "angles" to generate interest in his promotion.

Which player is most likely to listen to the Grateful Dead

>>18519632
It's not good or interesting heat. I don't want to see a Pom/Kamiyu match more because of this.

>>18519632
sounds gay

>>18519694
they literally did the match 2 days before the angle and Kamiyu pinned Pom

nutting inside Pom and making her late

suzy best
feeto

>>18519632
Thats up to the wrestlers. They are the ones that build up their matches. Why do you think the tag title match was the most built up match and the best built up match and the most anticipated match in a long time?

>>18519709
Yeah it was a 3 way with Himawari but it wouldn't have been better if I was worried about DA HEAT like Bubba Ray.

>>18519728
Her toes are like her fingers, kinda stubby.

Kamiyu won btw desu

Misao literally wanted to kill herself when her job was to get heat. None of them can handle it. They can't handle anything.

I am da raw

>22:00 JST premiere for HYPE
grim

>>18519896
how many bongz is that?

>>18519871
she can handle dis dick nah but forreal what are you talking about?

This is the Joshi Foot Fed and I love it and so do you. We like them for everything else too but, ya know...

>>18519903
12

>>18519880
Mound
Mouth
NOW

>>18519641
Rika, Yuki, Yuka, Aja Kong

>>18519871
They are women after all.

>>18519871
oh youre talking about misao's time as dark misao. you may have wanted it to go on but it honestly ended at the right time because a few months later the pandemic happened. imagine if she was still dark misao while the lockdown happened. she would either have to keep kayfabe or break it.

where is she?

>>18520064
She didn't know that. She just stopped it in an unsatisfactory way because she couldn't handle not being able to play with her friends.

>>18520160
Tokyo Metropolitan Matsuzawa Hospital

>>18520160
Rehab
She has an addiction to being antidimes

>>18520169
it was a pretty satisfactory way. all loose ends were tied. and while she didnt know the pandemic was going to happen, hindsight is always 20/20 so it was a good idea it ended when it did.

>>18519561
https://market.orilab.jp/user/65e5287c0571c

Nobody is going to remember that, and more importantly, her merch fucking sucks. It's like low-tier dropshipped etsy level design.

I bought the Burning Sharto CD in Vegas.

>>18520280
Good metaphor for her wrestling career

Technically there

>>18520280
>Nobody is going to remember that
don't need to since it's the second result that shows up when you search for wakana uehara merch

I look forward to seeing the confidence inspiring games of Shino Suzuki

https://forms.gle/3A329CLwsQ7pe48V8
Predictions form for the TPC semifinals

I believe in Arisu

>>18520765
They have a perfect story with her beating Arai, but no way they do it. She beat Miyu, that's her gift for the run

Which one will have a public meltdown this time?

>>18520947
Shirai

>>18520947
I know who I want to walk out never to be seen, or heard, again.

>>18520995
Shoko?

kissing Uta's wee toes

mattlsd lost

whom?

>>18521089
SHE'S BARELY 18!

>Striking cute poses, making hearts, I turned into a desperate mama for the kids, but I’m satisfied with the cute photos I got with Toga

>To me, Toga isn’t someone to fall head over heels for, but more like a pure, endearing kid you can’t help but want to take care of. Hope that makes sense

>>18521310
>Toga isn’t someone to fall head over heels for, but more like a pure, endearing kid you can’t help but want to take care of
this is how I feel about all the players

Rika promo Good
https://files.catbox.moe/69m8yf.mp4

What are the chances pom quit, was fired, or Kamiyu suspended for breaking kayfabe like that

>>18521368
Low

>>18521368
0. But at least for the foreseeable future every player will be at least an hour early than they need to be for a signing sessions

>>18521368
literally none of that is happening

>>18521368
Raku and Aino will console Pom and if it's really bad Koda will keep Pom and Kamiyu apart

>>18521368
most that probably happened was a talking to with no consequences
if that

Yappari, looks like the friendly girls aren't so friendly after all

Kamiyu's entire gimmick is being a cunt.

>>18521391
Based Kamiyu

Rika was the one responsible

>>18521429
stick a bunch of women together its going to happen a lot and I'm sure far worse has happened that we haven't seen or heard of

>Hey guys. How are you doing?

>I got another offer for voice acting from overseas!
>I'm up for the challenge
>I have never done voice acting in Japan but I got two offers from overseas, which is great!
>Being able to speak the language is a good skill

>Last weekend I did a show and a signing in yukata!
>I like yukata because they look good on me.
>It's quite constricting and painful.

>How was your weekend?

vapid cunt

>>18521505
But enough about your mother.

>>18521510
give me two hundred bucks faggot

>>18521429
I blame the foreign influence. Desperation to go to America has inflated some of the girls egos.

>Misao and Rika heated argument
>Aino humiliation ritual
>Pom brought to tears on a live stream
>Ivy Steele leaves and the only emotional player is another gaijin
>Moka gone missing
>Maki's PUSSY destroyed
>Mizuki probably forced to job to Mone in future
just in the last month

Tokyo Joshi Pro is crumbling in front of our eyes

And its all Poms fault
fuckin dumb bitch

Barefoot Shoko photobook would save tjpw

at this rate Tjpw will be canceled and merge with Marigold

>>18521573
TK’s fault

all day with this shit until the next show

>>18521691
Gonna be a looooong week

>>18521573
Shoko called out Ivy at the end of the last show. And Aino made a post on twitter. Yeah, it’s not an outpouring of emotion from the entire roster, but you can’t say none of them care about her leaving

things started to fall apart with the failure to recruit oshirin

>>18521691
well next show is HYPE tomorrow so you'd be fine for a day more

don't worry takagi is backing up the brinks truck right now to save the company

>>18521777
TK going back to his ruthless roots

>>18521777
GRIM

>>18521756
real talk, what would Mizuki vs Tam for the belt draw assuming it was Tam's first match in the company?

>>18521904
RIP Hikari and Nao

>>18521896
>and I'm in trouble.
uh oh, shes going to be late for the signing session.

>>18521921
kek

>>18521904
I miss them so much

>>18521921
She better think of a good joke

Free WiFi? More like Paid Handjob

She seems torn up about it.

>>18522051
>4s
Holy fucking shit, touch grass unironically

>>18522071
zip it and delete it

I don’t think Kamiyu can visualize an apple in her head

>>18522071
?

I clicked a notification...

9 hours countdown to HYPE on youtube

>>18522130
i will be there

I wonder if Maki Itoh knows a chud gave her $200

>>18521756
Tam is currently undergoing regular ultrasounds where we hold each other and look at the monitor with big smiles on our faces when we see the size of our unborn son's willie. She will not be back.

>>18522183
She's a Chud herself

>>18522183
Actually as of today >>18518796 $1,229.94 since January 1st, but who's counting?

Fumirin will fix it.

>>18522273
oh my. those look lovely

Misao is known as one of the best mic users in pro wrestling.

>>18522314
Gib me mic!

>>18522314
misao will be the next announcer

Kamiyu's shitlist
>Pom Harajuku
>Wakana Uehara
>Mina Shirakawa
>Yuria Hime
>Chika Goto
>United Airlines
>Airport staff
>Prestige Wrestling's booker
>The alumni of her Columbus high school
>Ohioan wrestling promotions that won't book her
>99% of women
>Men that want to fuck her
>Men that don't want to fuck her
>Anyone that isn't gay
>Anyone that isn't a tranny
>Whoever Zac Efron is currently dating
>People that reply to her in English on social media
>People that reply to her in Japanese on social media
>Uncle Scissors
>The gravure industry
>Tetsuya Koda
>Sanshiro Takagi
>Jim Cornette
>Pubic hair
>Nipples
>Herself
>(You)

I also hate mina shirakawa

>>18522383
Jealous of those tits eh?

>>18522314
everyone is saying this

>>18521573
>Ivy Steele leaves and the only emotional player is another gaijin
Chika couldn't stop crying after their match

>>18521655
>the successful international idol promotion that consistently makes profit for its parent company is going to be absorbed by the perverted hatman's vanity project that's hemorrhaging money

>>18522314
A star on the mic to the level of Kento Miyahara & Jake Lee

Arisu looks different

>>18522459
Marigold draws more on WU and that's all CF cares about right now.

>>18522510
nice headcanon

>>18522503
awww....

>>18522540
gay

>>18522314
>we say misao is the most creative
>we say misao is the best promo
She definitely posts here

>>18522503
The lil buzz-kins know whose they rep for in the Hive

>>18522540
Himawari cute
shame she's a dyke

>>18522314
GOAT

Fuck all this drama I’m watching Stardom

>>18522623
she shouldve gone with a darker blue. its already fading.

>>18522707
Bluesao is not long for this world

I do not care for Bluesao

azure ram vs. bluesao

>>18521777
>The eagerly awaited "someday" has come so much sooner than expected.
>"Someday" usually never arrives, but that's not the case with Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling.
>Toga, who has been making her mark in that one moment.
>On August 23rd, let's go all out, one-on-one.

>>18522448
>Ivy Steele leaves
You guys keep saying this and then the next show starts and she's on it.
Liars, all of you.

>>18522817
Who has been eagerly awaiting Toga vs. Yuna Manase? Or any Yuna Manase match? Oh boy, I can't wait to see a plodding snoozefest where she tries and fails to be Female Ken Ohka and wins for no real reason.

ivy failed her exams and was kicked out of the country i'm afraid

>>18523081
quite a few people were hoping for it since their ssp interactions were pretty good. i'm interested and i don't usually care for yuna's matches

It's something different I guess so that's kind of cool

5 hours

>>18523293
awww....

new gear soon?

Syoko Nakajima didn't show up for work today

we're live, pals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqvN-aH5LJY

Shoko protesting in solidarity with Corean rights

>>18523782
GIWTWM

>>18522125
Itohgod, I can't help but notice the Discord icon on your taskbar. Would you be so kind as to share your username?

Was Himawari and Yui's play about police? Is that why the uncles are doing this?

>>18523979
No they just want to be abused by them

>>18523993
They're just like me fr fr

>>18523370
>all-members
Wakana has been fired I'm afraid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nrk60Pv6lw

5 MIN TIL HYPE! 3 RE

>>18524174
skip

LIVE

STARTO

They do have subtitles... in Japanese

cant tell if they added all these sound effects or not

>>18524067
Toga too. But wait, was Toga also involved in the bullying of Pom?

ooter

I'm still hot for teacher

>>18524224
damn that nigger ugly

Miyu is finally here

creepy koda

Miyu crushed that apple!

>>18524276
Rika's evil ara ara laugh does things to me

GEEK SQUAD IS HERE

bruh you’re the only one watching it you don’t have to spam the thread

i'm sending a youtube copyright claim for this unauthorized music

we are all watching it

im not

HMPH

Does anyone know how long it is?

>>18524342
3 hours and 23 minutes

honestly this is really cringe

Toga and Neko are cute.

>>18524348
Is this your first HYPE show newfriend?

>>18524354
i wonder if neko was actually supposed to just be sitting on aino's lap

>>18524343
you're joking right

ayy lmao

Alien dance

I'm just here for the nerd party.

this whole fight is new

Lots of pantsu flashu

>>18524390
there's no pantsu. they are all wearing shorts. i've checked

>>18524382
misao finally came through with the sexbots

>>18524386
Yea this is way better than last time

next hype should be about kiso

A wrestling show with Aliens seems perfect to air at 10 pm

Tatsumi sensei should mentor me or I'll become a sexual delinquent

>>18524324
Actually over 600 people are watching

YOUFO

Alien dance

This is a funky song

>>18524428
you need guidance in your life anon

>>18524348
What did you expect from the hyper community theater?

kek toga

It should be mandatory to watch the promotion for a year before posting in this general.

Toga's Running Wild SISTER!!

HH

For me it’s Hulk Togan

>>18524457
Misao is going to get cancelled for this

i like how shino’s character is in the verge of a breakdown

When the hot Ririka teacher gets her hands on you

daisukeeeeee

just like my anime

cockblock mahiro

Ehhhh it was Uta the whole times?!

mahiro MVP

Mahiro ded

>>18524500
:O

Uta would have shoot turned Mahiro's brain to jelly and killed her there

>>18524067
>>18524242
>preparing for an all-members Class of ’23 gathering event!

kek i thought we were going to get the intermission

>>18524500
What a twist!

wheres the backstage fight?

>>18524520
I was shocked! Uta was behind it all again?!

utayy lmao

Oh shit this whole fight is new

dont remember uta fighting shoko last time

EEEHHHHH MISAO-SAN??

Love those misao PJs

misao running out in public in her pajamas

THE SCRIPT

covering up misao’s corpse

Misao covered by a tarp is a metaphor for how poorly this show sold

>>18523758
funny how someone in here said she'd gonna be late and she straight up no showed

Not doing the crying part was a good idea since it wouldnt have worked a 2nd time.

>>18522367
What happened with her and Mina? I don't follow that closely? I know they used to be cool briefly.

>>18524587
Shoko's phone is more important to her than her career and life

Xshita is here!

Uta looks different

BIG POP from the crowd

Uta is a 48 year old man!

>>18524607
They were best friends and even in a trios group called Cat's Pye together. But Mina didn't tell Kamiyu she was leaving until the official announcement, so Kamiyu felt betrayed. Mina doesn't have heat with any of the roster except for Kamiyu.

a dieno vs mahiro singles would be fun

>>18524631
Didn't Kamiyu also claim Mina stole her idea for Club Venus?

based chokeslam

i believe in aino

LETS GO AINO

Humiliation ritual time

LET'S GO DIENO

the uncles actually want this guy to kiss him

im still mad at koda for jobbing out aino in the first round of the tpc

>>18524706
Dieno should totally kiss koda

Let's go Aino score some fucking goals!

aino will win

>>18519538
I want more Bee merch

Aino is over yet again

fucking kek

Based match desu. At least we can stop saying Aino was carried last time. She can go.

>koda jobbed her out
>misao jobbed her out
how come they dont want her man?

Good match but it could've been a TLD like the last one

So was Misao crying a work?

>>18524761
carried both times i'm afraid

Dieno just patted her head like a disappointed dad

>>18524784
misao can cry on command

>>18524799
post sex hair

just noticed miyu there lol

i thought misao had blue hair now

I GETTO HAIPU
WE GETTO HAIPU

Did they bleep out Misao cursing?

love bts footage

Welp another kino Hype

Wait there was another mysterious grey alien who just mindwiped the whole roster through the credits video?!

misao should get the book

Rika was in the chat

>>18524852
uta as an alien leader in the future isn't canon in real life since it was in the 'script'. the giant grey alien and ringing the bell for amnesia is canon since it wasn't in the script

>>18524852
Same person/thing that knocked Misao out at the beginning. Maybe its a tease for HYPE 4.

>hogan tribute
>fred perry shirt

Misao revealed EXACTLY what type of person she is today.

>>18524863
based rika sensei

The stream peaked in viewership when Dieno was on. DDT > TJPW

HYPE will return

>>18524922
Momma Azusa was supporting her husbando

>>18524863
apparently rika was forced to watch and support the stream because of the shit she did with pom

There's usually lots of heacanon in this thread but the past week has been saturated with it. I need a break

Susumin and Mahiro were also watching along

>>18524855
Only if you want tjpw to die quickly

>>18524982
>>18524989
What are you talking about? It's true, I heard it from my uncle at Nintendo

>>18524996
they're both great

>>18523293
How much for a three shot?

>unexplained Shoko absence
wtf is going on with this company lately

>>18524970
is she really married to him?

new thread
>>18525217

>>18525208
phone broke

gooning to chika

>>18525385
everyone is saying this