Thread 18520698

>kevin nash said in an episode of kliq this that he was originally offered the undertaker gimmick but turned it down as he thought it was too goofy
what would a kevin nash undertaker be like? think he could have surpassed mark calaway?

>>18520698 (OP)
>Kevin Nash repels dimes
lmao, not surprised
He would've been an awful carder and couldn't have kept kayfabe like based Calaway

>>18520698 (OP)
Rape victims don't get to be the Undertaker

>>18520698 (OP)
He would get raped so hard the hat would take off like a helicopter

>be raped bitch version of the dead man
>pills don't work cause you're dead
>literally guzzles formaldehyde

>>18521518
kek
100% a late stage vince booking angle

>>18521281
sad but true

>>18520698 (OP)
The King of Darkness with a wink and metahumor? Should go great...

>>18520698 (OP)
it wouldnt have worked. nash would have broke character all the time, he has too much charisma. it worked for Carder because he lacks charisma therefor was perfect at playing a zombie

>>18520698 (OP)
Well, he's a taker and likes being under

>>18520698 (OP)
more like blackcocktaker

>>18520698 (OP)
The timelines don't match up. If u want to jerk off do it at home in a moist towel.

extremely lazy and shitty
mark was a good undertaker cause he kept working like a big guy that moved like a cat

>>18520698 (OP)
RAPED BITCH WALKING

>>18523592
>92

mmmmm you've done it now

>>18523592
Dear oh dear

They have different charisma
Taker had (HAD, now he’s a happy go lucky bitch) silent badass charisma
Nash was big sexy
Totally different
Imagine Mark Calloway as Diesel or Big Sexy, would that work out?

>>18521252
a shame for him that on that fateful night in 92 he didn't repel dicks

He did the Oz gimmick in WCW, so he could have probably pulled it off short term. No way he'd run with it for 35 years though.

>>18524490
>leather basketball jersey
a bit on the nose no?

>>18523592
WOLFPEDOSSYTRANNYXIRS: IT'S LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY OVER.

>>18520698 (OP)
His finisher wouldn't be the Tombstone then. His little chicken legs wouldn't be able to handle it. Also, the Undertaker wouldn't be a legendary gimmick because unlike the real Taker, Kevin Nash has zero loyalty to anyone or anything.

>>18520698 (OP)
>Raped in peace

>>18523592
blimey

>>18525791
failed get

George Lundy is a pedophile

>>18525894
failed fatherhood

>>18521281
No lies detected

>>18523592
holy kwaboli