Thread 18523713

Well? Could you?

>>18523713 (OP)
why did you upvote that

>>18523717
Why wouldn't he? I would if i had a cringe reddit account.

For me, it's WrestlingHumiliation

>>18523734
It’s not 2011, you don’t have to pretend you don’t use Reddit

>>18523713 (OP)
I don't wear underwear. Never saw the point.

I honestly really don't see the point of talking to a random celebrity.

>>18523739
All fun and games until your fly comes down and you don’t realize

>>18523823
if you record it you’ll get a spot in the rumble and get speared by bron breaker and a spot at mania to get RKO’d by Randy

>>18523713 (OP)
Do you think Trish realizes ever guy she meets that's younger than her had jerked off to her when they were a kid?

>>18523918
They all know and like it

>>18523713 (OP)
Lyra seems really nice so I think I could talk to her.

I can’t make eye contact with women

>>18523713 (OP)
I'm not brown

>>18523713 (OP)
is torrie wilson single?

>>18523918
She knows.

>>18523736
>go to WrestlingHumiliation
>JetsFanatic21 in every post describing the picture
Is it autism?

>>18523713 (OP)
NO TITS

THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT

>>18524269
Based Jetster

>>18523918
I think every single female wrestler realizes every guy they meet at a convention has jerked off to her. That’s why they don’t want to be touched

>>18523713 (OP)
It depends on what they're wearing. If I met summer rae while she was wearing something like this. I'd be hard as a rock

>>18524269
Do NY Jets fans really

>>18523713 (OP)
I want them to know I'm bricked up

>>18523713 (OP)
I’m black so they’d be interested and talking to me regardless

I don't see why it would be a problem. I've met and known and had ordinary relationships with loads of chicks I've thought about while jerking off, I think that's perfectly normal, especially as a teenager or young man. I dated a girl once and I even told her I used to jerk off to her bikini photos on Insta.

>>18523713 (OP)
Yes i talk to Women Irl its easy as fuck

>>18523713 (OP)
depending how drunk i was i might just whip my dick out and start stroking it in front of her

>>18523713 (OP)
I've met one pornstar I jacked it to. It was in a regular store and we spoke and joked around. I did not mention that I knew who she was or I'd seen her get railed and facialed on Brazzers, even though the whole time I was thinking about it. kek. She was way taller than billed. Must've been her high heels.

>>18525537
>mam are you doing the needful
>SECURITY
>wawa what a tall Babita!

i met anna jay at a meet and greet. never considered myself submissive or anything but i legit felt the need to cum building up as i got closer to her on line.

luckily i didnt cum my pants or anything but i felt my asshole puckering and balls tightening up as we met.

ran to the bathroom after it was over and barely stroked for 10 seconds before a load leaked out of me. unlike anything ive experienced before, it was like an orgasm without pulsations, but VERY intense. even moaned a little, luckily nobody was in the bathroom. maybe it was from holding back on line?

>>18525547
How the fuck did you know how it went?! WTF.

>>18525620
its common. i had this occur in high school with my crush. first time we met outside school, went with some friends to the park. we ended up alone and were walking to a hidden “spot” in the deep part of the park. i guess my body took that as reason to prepare for sex, because i got a massive, headache inducing, pulsating erection while walking.
then we sat down and i felt my lower abs tensing up like it does before you cum.
was able to hold back until she had to call someone, i ran off deeper to the woods and got my load out before she came back. funny enough she told me i “acted different” afterwards

>>18523739
So u don't get poop on ur jeans

>>18525620
Some women will do that to you. I can talk to attractive women, blah blah, but there will be a few, and there'll be something about them, where you can just feel your body wanting them. They don't look any different to regular hot chicks, they don't smell different. You just get it with certain ones if they tick all of your personal boxes, even voice and accent.

>>18523734
when does the narwahl bacon?

>>18525620
every guys had that happen at least once. very common when youre younger, though i had it happen to me in college. late bloomer, finished college at 26. in my final year i hooked up with a hot sorority girl, and despite having really good stamina, she would drain me in less than a minute unless i was on top and controlled the tempo. got so bad id sometimes be holding a load back during foreplay.

>>18526432
Why do you type like this? It’s so obvious which poster you are in each thread and so easy to tell how brown you are.

>>18526443
youre on a board where people constantly type out
>wish she’d SHIT on me
>BUILT for bbc
>fine lil snowbunnie
and other long winded scat fantasies, or BBC posting, or gay fanfic, etc. etc.

but you choose to reply to my post about having regular, hetero sex with a hot sorority girl weird?

hmm.

>>18526465
Literally nobody in this thread brought up BBC but you

>>18526432
/pw/ is so strange. full of guys with ED (hence all the bluechew commercials on peacock) or prejac’s

>>18526443
schizo

No because in person, I'd be incredibly turned off that she's under five feet tall. I'll jerk off fervently to ladies I wouldn't want to fuck because fucking is to make babies. Jerking off is to reduce the chances of prostate cancer.

>>18523713 (OP)
This will never happen to me because Chyna is dead : (

>>18526835
That part.

>>18526612
Why bring it to everyone's attention. Something on your mind, anon? Contemplating some form of supremacy?

What Subreddit is this Lilbro

>>18526443
do idiots on here really think they can discern specific posters? schizoid

>>18527077
r/Iyo4BBC

>>18527137
it redirects to your website

>>18527137
ah so your home page

>>18527137
I know that’s right

>>18527137
Is it really?

>>18527137
must be a popular sub