Thread 18526900

Stuck in the Middle Edition

(The Captain was caught between a rock and a hard place as Iyo and Asuka almost came to blows on Monday Night 'ri when Iyo's tard rage collided with Asuka's menopause. Who will 'ri choose to side with? Nobody knows but we do know that the Captain 'rimains CUTE and SEXO and GOD'S FAVORITE PIRATE as we sail onto the next episode of Monday Night 'ri!)

Previous: >>18496095

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

Kairi is cute

Kairi choking me with her tie.

>>18526900 (OP)
you made the thread too early

segment translated
https://x.com/NeitroV/status/1955085522143154257/

>>18527049
Nah, it hit the image limit. Cannot have a 'ri thread where you can't post images.

I hope the Captain chooses Iyo. I like Iyo more than Asuka.

>>18526904
Many are saying this

>>18526904
Many are saying this

>>18527261
I'm assuming kairi turns like otis did on based chad

>>18527523
I hope she cuts a promo like
>Iyo, you are a fucking retard. I am tired of you pushing on doors that say pull. Asuka, you are an old lady with cobwebs in her cooch. I hate you both. The Pirate Princess is now a singles competitor. Naomi... I'm comin' for you nigga!

>>18527651
kairi would use the hard arrrr

>>18527907
Love that pussy

>>18527907
Kek what an American patriot

>>18528186
It's funny how the joshi's always love the good ol' US of A

>>18528186
>>18528347
cause America is the best

the homosexual simp is going full slidey mode again today

>>18526900 (OP)
this might be one of her best looks because you can now clearly see the result of her bulking muscle training.

That back is insane

>>18528386
Sad 'ri

>>18526900 (OP)
What exactly does Kairi...do in WWE? I feel like she gets paid to show up and just stand around for weeks on end.

>>18528423
Kairi Sane when she cry

>>18528440
have an undefeated singles streak since returning

Are the any Kairis available at the store yet or are they still all sold out?

Just fucking turn Iyo heel. Have her win the title, then have her beat Rhea, have her beat Asuka, have her beat everyone.

Then give Kairi the Rumble and have her beat Iyo at Mania

>>18528440
she does tag stuff a lot and she's been on main event/dark matches recently

>>18528514
Bad news...

kairi needs to abandon asuka and iyo to do smol girl things with roxy

>>18528651
Live sex celebration with Roxie

I have no fucking clue what Kairi's face looks like

>>18528514
>>18528619
Well Kairis are always on high demand

>>18528793
true

>page 5 in under an hour
he is really melting down hard today

Hoping she goes back to the sexy leather gear soon. She doesn't have a big ass, but it's the ass that I'd never stop tongue cleaning.

>>18529507
He was deemed retarded yesterday

>>18529507
Not in my watch

Bonus bumping with Bikini 'ri

>>18529595
lol that do be true

>>18529701
Yup but 'ri is a motherfucking genius!

>>18529967
139 is significantly above average