Thread 18527040

BIG JIM KWAB

Career-ending pregnancybros!

run of my career? cum inside I'm ovulating!

now obviously they’re not gonna come out and say she’s pregnant if they can’t 100% confirm it
but she was perfectly healthy a week ago and there has been no injury reported
unless she has AIDS or something it’s probably lil jim on the way

I feel conflicted here
On one hand, it's absolutely retarded for her to choose to get pregnant during what is certain to be the biggest run she'll ever have in her wrestling career
On the other hand.....she's 37. So I can understand why she'd want to have kids ASAP. But damn, she couldn't wait just one more year?

>>18527092
>naomi gives birth to lil jimmy
holy shit

so jimmy played his creative control card?

>>18527117
she could’ve dropped at survivor series or something, didn’t have to even wait a year

>>18527040 (OP)
>book evolution around liv and her being the top heel going forward
>gets kwabbed taking a day 1 training level bump
>misses evolution and summerslam in her hometown
>give naomi MITB, have her use it early, succeed, and move her to raw because you need a top heel
>gets kwabbed to jimmy’s weak pull out game
>will have to vacate and end the biggest run she’ll ever get before it even gets started really
no top heels again, triple nose screwed once more, face vs face shit forever and ever more.
nia is in a midcard feud with lash legend and charlotte is obsessed with being a face so there’s really no one else on either show. actually who else do they have?
asuka is legit the top heel in WWE right now. they need to turn jade or tiffany ASAP. becky might have to drop to nikki early and move back up the card to the main event. they won’t turn bianca when she gets back.

jim is a lucky guy

Good for her and large james.

>finally gets a main title belt after 20 years in the business
>LMAO LET ME GET PREGNANT
I know she was letting it get to her head but jesus christ this would make her one of the stupidest fucking bitches ever.

>>18527387
Didn't becky do the same thing?

>>18527040 (OP)
Finally gets a title run and then gets pregnant, what a stupid bitch just retire.

>>18527117
Becky did the same shit 5 years ago and no one cared.

>>18527040 (OP)
niggas here really think having a fake wrestling belt is more important than a child lmao

>win MITB
>win the belt
>get cummed in
>go over Rhea/Iyo clean
>refuse to elaborate
>leaves

>>18527040 (OP)
Her and Jimmy forgot to ask Cornette about their decision

>>18527316
They are going to mega push Chelsea

her ass is gonna get SO big

>>18527409
That’s because Becky was a draw(for a girl) Naomi has never had this type of push. Just wait 6 months until they take the belt off you to let Samoan Jim cream pie you.

mmmmm imagine that breast milk running down that thicccccc ass

>>18527439
Naomi won the title at WM33, dipshit.

>>18527387
Naomi is a 3x WWE world champion, and 1x TNA world champion anon

>>18527040 (OP)
This is why vince broke up couples smdh

Does this mean she was pregnant when she cashed in? That baby might be retarded from taking a bump.

ABORT
ABORT
ABORT

HAVE NO FEARS WE GOT COCONUTS FOR YEARS

>>18527040 (OP)
based can’t blame my nigga big jim hitting that thang nonstop

Time for PLAN B

>>18527398
yes, yes she did

>>18527117
>On one hand, it's absolutely retarded for her to choose to get pregnant during what is certain to be the biggest run she'll ever have in her wrestling career

I bet Jimmmy poked holes in the condom. Guys do that shit all the time.

She did an interview very recently and said she only has a few years left because she wants to start a family, guess the timeline has been accelerated. Hope Iyo wins the belt back.

Ha bet ol uso boi got a double digit monsta if he be gittin the glizz past dat clapper trappa yessir

>>18527532
Why would it mean that? I'm pretty sure they did the nasty recently and then she took a test.

>>18527804
Cause it was like 3-4 weeks ago and women only think they're pregnant if they miss their period for an extended amount of time.

>>18527040 (OP)
shame, she's based as fuck right now

>>18527409
Because Becky could've politicked for her spot back, which she did, so she didn't give a shit

>>18527092
Um Covid is still out there, sweaty.

Isn’t 37 too old to have a child, I mean…biologically?

>>18527949
I mean Naomi is married to a coconut so she could do the same thing, I guess

>>18528048
....stay off /pol/ anon

>>18528048
My mom had me at 39 and I turned out fine.

>>18528088
>I turned out fine.
>posts on /pw/

>>18528088
>and I turned out fine
Come on now anon.

>>18527532
Babies have very high dodge stats in the embryo form.

Mike Johnson confirmed it's not a pregnancy it's long covid.

>>18528121
>Long Covid
>1 week in
Well if Mike Johnson says it.

>>18528121
I saw that too. It's very unfortunate.

>>18527117
>it's absolutely retarded for her to choose to get pregnant during what is certain to be the biggest run she'll ever have in her wrestling career
>On the other hand.....she's 37.
she gave an interview a few months ago before winning the briefcase and title saying she was trying to become pregnant because she was nearing 40. this isnt a surprise if true

>>18527409
At least Becky had a lengthish run with the title before she shit out roux. Naomi had one defense.

>>18527416
based honestly

>>18528088
>and I turned out fine
Anon, I...

>>18527429
chelsea would rather job forever

>>18528088
My mom had me at 40 and I'm a fucking retard.

>>18527040 (OP)
Imagine spending years to crawl back to the company Sasha convinced you to leave (as champion) only to shoot yourself in the foot cuz you cant stop lettin Tyrone blow his load in you unprotected

Get fucked, there should be shit in contracts that says you aint gettin paid shit if you get pregnant.

>>18528115
Now I'm picturing a fetus dodging a Jade Cargill kick and doing the Omega/Ospreay super hero pose.

>>18527409
And she hasnt drawn a dime since, only thing fucking the champion is gettin her is being the weekly piss break on Raw.

Woman was gettin pops bigger than most of the men, especially after Nia Snax sat on her face or whatever the fuck.

>>18527040 (OP)
This is hugely irresponsible and disrespectful to even put on your show. Miss me with that "it's not a report" bullshit.

>>18528048
For first child yeah

Rhea next. Preferably so she misses Perth.

>>18528088
anon, I'm sorry you have to find out this way but you're posting in a wrestling thread on 4chan at 6 30 on a Tuesday. Normal people would either be having fun with friends, catching up with work, or spending quality time with their girlfriend

none of us here turned out fine

>>18527040 (OP)
It seems Naomi didn't proceed with caution.

>>18527316
>no top heels again
Notice how they are turning heel Bayley again right now

>>18527117
It’s a actually genius
Doesn’t have to put anyone over
1 year paid vacation
When she comes back has an instant claim to the belt

>>18528572
in a midcard program everyone fast forwards through

>>18528072
All the anons who are calling her dumb seem to be forgetting this
She's married to a Samoan in WWE
She can pop the baby out one night then randomly show up and win the belt back the next night, with that type of connect