Thread 18529800

I’m dead bruh lmaooo

>>18529800 (OP)
kek

lmao Dave was smugly saying that Fox probably wouldn’t even use his interview because he was too accurate. Not only did they use it but it looks like his face was thoroughly sandpapered beforehand.

>>18529800 (OP)
>never wrestled
>never even trained
>never promoted
>never booked
>never produced
>never scouted talent
But I'm sure he knows what he's talking about.
Lel.

>>18530101
>MUST.DEFEND.PEDOFED

>>18530116
Where do you think you are?

>>18529800 (OP)
he looks like an oatmeal cookie

>>18529800 (OP)
>Guy who's too afraid to use a real picture of himself criticizes the appearance of a normal looking 65 year old

>>18530146
>Please, please, PLEASE post your face so I can doxx you!! It’s not fair, stop it, post it!!

lmfao

>>18530165
also
>PLEASE post what time zone you're in
>PLEASE tell me what you do for a living
>PLEASE get upset when I call you a fat manlet and tell me your height and weight
They're not subtle at all about it

>>18530165
kek

>>18530165
>>18530182

Maybe don't be an asshole on the Internet because you can't face your own insecurities. Seems like I hit a little too close to home

>>18529800 (OP)
Says Kylie Rae, at least Dave is old.

>>18530165
That part

>>18530105
Didnt destroy his body from bumping but still made a business from wrestling. Sounds pretty based to me.

>>18530219
Uh oh, looks like the homeless bald unemployed East Coast manlet with no wife and <100$ in the bank and now he's seething

>>18530246
He sells dog shit to retards.
He made a career out of "WWE bad" and all of you morons jerk him off for it.
He doesn't know what he's talking about and AEW being in the state it's in shows that.
>Sure, we've got no mainstream presence, appeal, stars, draws, or relevancy, at least we've got an armchair critic's star ratings!

>>18529800 (OP)
Enough with the Meltzer threads.

>>18530319
WWE is bad though.

>>18530455
Mad?

>>18530482
I agree.
But Meltzer is a retard and a snake oil salesman.
AEW does the exact same shit as Vince era WWE. Same hardcam, same gimmicks, same retarded match stipulations. But because it's not WWE, it's the best thing ever.

>>18530246
That part

>Wrestling fan is ugly
Water is wet.
Too many women have entered into this interest 2bh.

>>18530482
Yes but Meltzer Magoo is still a lying snivelling autistic kike hypocrite

>>18529800 (OP)
He looks like a Dick Tracy villain

>>18529800 (OP)
KWAUMFBN

This is a safe for work board you sicko. What the fuck? Turn off my monitor.

>>18530146
>>18530219
Post your photo.

>>18530165
sent that freak flying

>>18530165
lmaooo

>this 65 years old dude has wrinkly skin
is that really the best retarded dronies can come up with? No fucking wonder they just repeat the same three word or less lines.

>>18529800 (OP)
Literal troll phenotype

It's still funny to me that he tried to make a hard pivot to MMA after the monday night wars and somehow the absolute mongoloids who watched UFC at the time demanded better journalism than smarks did.

>>18529800 (OP)
This is anti semitic

>>18530105
Roger Ebert never won an Academy Award for a script he wrote but I trusted his opinion on films. Besides, if you ask a wrestler, they'd say Randy Orton is great. But if you watch wrestling, he's boring as all get out. In this instance, I trust the mark over the liar.

>gets an email from an unknown accounting saying the NOAH booker was also booking Dragon Gate
>reports it
>sticks to his guns when actual dragon gate employees try to correct him
You have to respect that.

>>18530978
retard

>>18530978
This so much. Fans know what fans want, most wrestlers get over by accident without even knowing why.

AYOOOOO THIS NIGGER UGLY

Who’s made more money from professional wrestling, Dave Meltzer or Heel Ucey

>>18530992
Dude we have anons on this very site who say things like
>roger ebert good
Wild. Scary.

Obsessed

>>18531149
Ucey is a retired chad who gets paid to shitpost about wrestling. Dave still writes tens of thousands of words weekly that nobody reads. Who’s winning?

>>18531171
But you stalking his Twitter is totally normal? Lol

>>18531177
You didn’t answer the question

He looks like a thumb. A tranny's thumb.

>>18531182
That part

>>18530105
he's a critic, all that matters is that he's watched every wrestling match in the last 40 years. he's just you but without retarded knee-jerk antismark opinions and actual knowledge

>>18529800 (OP)
HEY WALL

>>18531909
You sure know a lot about trannies, not a big surprise considering you see one whenever you look at a mirror.

>>18531185
The only people who have ever made money from wrestling are carny nutjobs who can’t function in normal society so they get jobs in the circus. It’s a pathetic farce for kids, by hucksters, for the benefit of scam artists. That Dave has made a career selling “insider scoops” and personal opinions about a traveling circus’s quality are a testament to what a fraud of a man he is. Give the lion tamer 5 stars, argue that the high wire act doesn’t attract the same crowd the elephants do, complain that the clowns went into business for themselves. That Dave demands to be taken seriously is the biggest joke in a joke business.

The only thing worse are the fucking manchildren who pay him. Get a fucking life you hopeless morons.

>>18531969
Promo of the year 2025 candidate.

>>18531947
>actual knowledge
there’s no knowledge to the lore or history of wrestling, its not a sport, the winners and losers didn’t matter, dave is just some huckster selling you opinions on tv shows you could have watched yourself

old man + potato quality
No shit
But twitter dude is such a faggot, don't even care

>>18530978
>Roger Ebert never won an Academy Award for a script he wrote but I trusted his opinion on films
You got shoot worked by a mark working marks lmao

>>18530165
Many are saying this

>>18529800 (OP)
The reptile is in it's shedding phase

>>18531171
MDS

>>18531969
DEVASTATING

All you have to do to blow Meltzer away is point out his match ratings between AEW everything else, he's got no leg to stand on

>>18531969
Didn’t read this btw

>>18531969
Fine speech...

>>18531998
>>18532029
lol you’re so worked

>>18531969
promo's good

>>18531969
Finest speech to ever grace this board

>>18531969
Fucking shit, bro. What you just did is considered violence to some. Me, well I laughed, and cried.

>>18531993
This is a fair point.
How you can watch Danielson v osprey and then think Cena v Cody finisher spamming is anywhere near that level is insane. Both got 5* though.

>>18531993
>he's got no leg to stand on
Doesn't he have a buddy with a specialized chair for this very thing? Surely he can ask him for help

>>18530978
>Roger Ebert never won an Academy Award for a script he wrote but I trusted his opinion on films.
Why would you let someone with no experience, someone you don't know and could have nothing in common with, tell you what to like and what is good?

>>18533055
>dont listen to meltzer
>listen to meeeeeee
Kek

>>18533057
Anon, you may be new here but you gotta understand you are rubbing shoulders with the circus here. To think we aren't in the know is your fist mistake. To think we aren't experienced is your second. You have nary room for a third mistake.

>>18533057
Can you quote where I said "Listen to meeeee" please?
Basically, you should make your own mind up and not listen to retarded, biased armchair critics with no experience.
Booking with people like that in mind is why AEW needs TBBT reruns to break 550K viewers.

>>18533070
Finna nary dem cheeks if ya keep trippin

>>18530978
He did write at least one screenplay for a pretty good movie though

>>18533073
>dont listen to that guy with no experience
>listen to me with no experience who thinks all wrestling has to be WWE
Na I’m good senpai, I’ll just watch what I like.

>>18533082
Good. You have earned back one mistake by grooming my ass hairs. You now have two left.

>>18533089
>>listen to me with no experience who thinks all wrestling has to be WWE
Ah, so you're schizophrenic and dyslexic.
I don't watch WWE.
Sorry I called your beloved industry poison out and wanted you to think for yourself.

>>18533055
>no experience
He's seen more wrestling from different time periods from all over the world than most people and had direct discussions with what makes top tier wrestling with Flair, Funk, Bret Hart, Austin, and Omega, not to mention his booking knowledge from studying under Paul Boesch and dealing directly with both Vince and Bischoff at the industry's peak
>could have nothing in common with
Unless you don't actually like wrestling, you have something in common with Dave Meltzer, the most fundamental thing in common for the purposes of this discussion, actually. Of course, if you're retarded and you're only hobby is console warring you would think the opposite.

>>18533111
The hypocrisy in this post is too much. Im wiping my ass and going to work, fuck this guy.

>>18533111
>watched
There's a difference between watching and doing. You can watch thousands of hours of porn and still not know how to kiss.
Meltzer has shown time and time again that he doesn't understand ring psychology or storytelling. A 5 star match to him is an over choreographed Cirque du Soleil routine.
He's nothing more than a biased fanboy and the fact that you know so much about him and stand up for him tells me that you're the same.

You listen to people with experience. People who've accomplished things. People who've been there, done it, and know what it takes to get there. You don't listen to retards like Meltzer.

>>18533101
>I don’t watch WWE
>I hate meltzer
Shit LARP.

>>18533137
>5 star match is an overly choreographed cirque du solei routine
Cody v Cena was a cirque du solei routine?

>>18533137
>Meltzer has shown time and time again that he doesn't understand ring psychology or storytelling.
Nah, that's retards like you that think Hogan-Rock is a good match
>A 5 star match to him is an over choreographed Cirque du Soleil routine
He just gave five stars to Cena and Cody
>You listen to people with experience.
So I should stop listening to you. Done!

>>18533138
>You don't like wrestling if you don't like my yummy Dave!
Lol.
>>18533149
It was an overdrawn kickoutfest.

>>18533151
>Nah, that's retards like you that think Hogan-Rock is a good match
It isn't. The crowd on the other hand were electric.
>call a snake oil salesman out
>retard has a meltdown
M-m-must defend autistic armchair critic-c-c-c-c!

>>18533155
People who actually watch non slop aren’t offended by Dave reporting news or reviewing shows. He just gave Cody v Cena a 5* and no one cared but if he gives a 5* to another promotion we have to have seven million threads about how stupid he is.

>>18533168
>nowhere left to move the goalposts
>spams stale schizo memes
Concession accepted

>>18533173
Meltzer is a major reason why AEW and a lot of smaller promotions are utter dog shit.
Never made a profit, always in the red, 500K viewers, quarter-full arenas, no mainstream presence or appeal, but hey, at least they've got Meltzer stars!
The guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

>>18533188
>I don’t watch WWE
>AEW is not doing the things WWE are doing and making lots of money. I want them to be more like WWE
Which is it?

>>18533204
The only person talking about WWE here is you, you bizarre autist.
>AEW isn't successful and never has been
>I want them to be successful and stop booking for morons like Meltzer
>DIS MEANS U WWE FAN!11!
Learn to read, spaz.

>>18533209
>I NEED to watch wrestling that makes MONEY.
Unfortunately you started with this
>>18533073
4/10. Apply yourself next time.

>>18533221
>money and success aren't important
Why are AEW fans like this? It's like you want the company to continue being irrelevant and unsuccessful just so you can have a sekrit klub.

>>18533232
>the company's money and success are important to my personal enjoyment of the product, regardless of whatever it actually is
not a cult btw

>>18533248
You people show a complete, total and fundamental misunderstanding of how business works.
Without money and success, your time is limited.
Without people watching, your time is limited.

>>18533257
2 more week lil guy

>>18531969
>HOLY SHIT!
>HOLY SHIT!
>HOLY SHIT!

*raped anon slowly lowers his head in shame and exits the ring*

>NA NA NA NAA
>NA NA NA NAA
>HEY HEY HEY
>GOODBYYYE

>NA NA NA NAA
>NA NA NA NAA
>HEY HEY HEY
>GOODBYYYE

>>18533248
>the company's money and success are important to my personal enjoyment of the product, regardless of whatever it actually is
Correct. Because if the company isn't successful enough and doesn't make enough money then the product will cease to exist and you'll no longer be able to enjoy it. You must be so dumb you forget to breathe sometimes.

>>18533297
TNA

>>18533297
that's a factor in your *continued* enjoyment of the product, it shouldn't effect whether you personally like or dislike the product unless you're a weakminded walkbehinder bitch

>>18533315
>Only I matter! Only my enjoyment matters!
And that's why the company is a failure.

>>18533340
>I only enjoy things I know other people are watching and participating in
So, how’s your sex life?

>>18533344
Dreadful.
Now why don't you want the company to be successful?

>>18533315
>[impotent seething]
Hey how have you been enjoying Rampage lately? Oh wait, AEW isn't successful enough and doesn't draw enough ad revenue to support 3 shows so it got canceled and you can't enjoy it anymore. But tell me again about how you're so enlightened that money and success are irrelevant to your enjoyment of a product.

>>18533356
>why don’t I want this company I enjoy to change to attract more normies
I thought you didn’t watch WWE?

Based Big Dave causing crash out after crash out after crash out, but only amongst the retarded faggot community

>>18533365
>normies
Ah, so it is about keeping it a sekrit klub.
How fucking tragic.

>>18533375
So do you watch WWE or do you not? What promotion is it that you watch?

>>18531969
kek. based

>>18533379
I watch NJPW, NOAH, Stardom, Marvelous, and Marigold. I want to get more into AJPW, too.

>>18530978
Randy Orton is the perfect wrestler and if you don’t like him you literally don’t understand professional wrestling

>>18533386
Oh you’re that one who did this LARP yesterday. I see.
How should marvelous go about becoming more popular and successful then?

>>18533398
Eh? No. Please link the post you think is me.
Marvelous doesn't need to do anything other than what it already is. They've got great talent and a very bright future with Senka and Sora.

>>18533402
So you are implying that even though Marvelous is FAR behind not only Stardom and Marigold but also TJPW and GLEAT they should just carry on what they are doing because you are a fan of the product? Interesting.

>>18533419
Is Marvelous in the state that AEW is in?
No.
Marvelous is self-sustaining. They put out a consistently good product, produce top tier talent, and unlike AEW, isn't in the red.
Have they had financial issues in the past? Sure.
Another issue with AEW fans is how despite the company being a failure and them relying heavily on poaching ready-made names because they can't make their own stars, the fans act like it's a great product and the best thing going, when the numbers don't lie.

>>18530105
by that logic, we shouldn't be able to enjoy wrestling because we've never taken bumps. just consume
>>18530978
he kinda had shit opinions at times though
>>18533088
based movie taste

>>18533432
We’re not talking about AEW. We are talking about Marvelous. Why don’t you want it to be more popular and make more money?

>>18533445
Marvelous isn't promoted as a "challenger brand" and "alternative." It wasn't aggressively rammed down everyone's throats. It's one of the best women's promotions around and it makes money. Where's the issue there?
I want AEW to be successful. I want it to be here in ten years. The fact that you don't speaks volumes.

>>18530219
maybe dont be a doxing leftist liberal ba by but t ra per queer and stop trying to cancel people who say things you dont like. you people are seriously mentally deranged and sick in the head and full labotory is required of you types.

>>18531969
what's hilarious is there are retards in this thread even that unironically are defending dave and are on dave's side. hence why so many are all OMFG YOU DIDNT DO THIS IN LIFE SO SHUT UP YOU BAD PERSON! lol top kek these pussies literally can not handle someone having a different view or perspective on things in life without getting butthurt and going into dave's queer defence force brigade mode.

another thread of NPCs getting very upset at people for having a mind of their own

>>18533358
>so enlightened
lmao it really is all about these nerds' brutal insecurities. No money, no friends, no bitches, just deranged attachment to a mediocre pro wrestling show produced by a soulless corporation that's whoring it out to Arabs.I would simply kill myself

>>18529800 (OP)
niggas uniroincally posting heel ucey tweets on here. grim times

>>18533653
We love Ucey here tranny. Maybe the Basement is more your speed.

>>18533640
AEW is owned by Arabs lol.

>>18533653
>STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVE STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVE STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVE

No old Jewish guy has mind broken so many people like Dave since Kissinger

>>18533665
>Pakistan
>Arab
Lachlan undefeated

>>18533705
That's even worse.

>>18531969
Lmfao Meltzerfags eternally btfo

>>18529800 (OP)
Look at that herpes-encrusted mouth.
Disgusting.
My monitor is on, I'm talking about Dave's condition.

>>18530116
Modern WWE is garbage, but Dave Meltzer is a fraud and a garbage human for ruining pro wrestling.

>>18531969
Extremely based promo. The Hot Rod would be proud.

>>18534140
>Dave Meltzer is a fraud and a garbage human for ruining pro wrestling
By the law of edrones, if Dave really has this much power and influence it must mean his idea's are very popular and effective and so what he considers good wrestling is the best and they should all be praising him

>>18534283
It's a small but vocal minority of morons who echo his opinions.
He obviously doesn't know anything about what appeals to an audience as AEW doesn't have one.

>>18529800 (OP)
Kek