Thread 18530222

New promotion to launch in India called GLW: Global League Wrestling. Khali is the main authority figure for the company and the promotion has a 40 week prove it deal. How much of a shit show is this going to be? I’m thinking this is another Ring Ka King

>>18530222 (OP)
>another Ring Ka King
QRD? All I've seen about it is steiner walking through the stands and people running away

>>18530222 (OP)
what a stupid fucking name reeks of Euro Disney misbranding. Just call it something Indian

>>18530222 (OP)
>Ring Ka King
Lmao I almost forgot about that shitshow. I remember them saying it was all about pushing "new Indian talent" and their champs ended up being Nick Aldis and Matt Morgan lmao

>>18530383
>Wrestling popular with Indians
>Jeff Jarrett cons some execs and co partners with TNA to fund a wrestling company in India
>execs overpay for a bunch of western talent and upper caste street shitters
>ratings are good but no one actually pays for tickets or merch
>shit canned after 1 season

>>18530415
couldn't even bring in Kevin Yash or Vinay Foley or Makut Austin

>>18530409
They’re gonna try for a global audience mark my words. The vagueness is telling.

>>18530222 (OP)
As an Indian I can gurantee it'll be shit and fail
Indians look down on pro-wrestling
>inb4 Indians love WWE
One percent of India's population is approximately 14.6 million people

You'll only see Kushti/Pehlwani bouts on the show

DING DA DING DA DING
RING KA KING

>>18530600
Caste related fuckery damaged Ring Ka King. The westerners wanted to book the lower caste guys to win because they trained harder and the higher caste refused to job to lower caste. Resulted in a ton of shit being edited in post to make everything look shitty

>>18530810
sure

>>18530810
Sounds like an extremely rupees storyline to me.

>>18530600
So pro wrestling is too low brow for you people, but drinking cow piss is completely socially acceptable? Am I getting that right?

>>18530431
>gets in and instantly recreates the torn quad spot
Based

>>18531308
>1% of the population loves pro-wrestling
>0.001% of the population drinks cow piss

NOOOO! DO NOT REDEEM THE BRIEFCASE!
MA'AM DO NOT REDEEM!
DO NOT REDEEM THE BRIEFCASE!

>>18530600
why do your people eat literal cow shit

>>18531351
use your brain for a moment and tell me if people actually ate cow shit would our population survive and get this big?

>>18531351
Has to do with brahmins and their customs anon.Most cow piss drinkers are usually goyim cattle of brahmins like uppercaste rajputs, shudras like jatts punjabis.

>>18531345
This board would shoot pop if this ever happened on air

>>18530810
>>18530600
How do they even know what caste someone is? They all look like the same race

>>18530222 (OP)
i thought he was dead

>>18531999
Last names

>>18532495
How does our guy Subhojeet Mukherjee rank in the Indian hierarchy?

Yarrrr Mariah so very sexy good wrestler Bollywood mein entry ho rahi kya LOL

Samy zayn ke bad blaek monroe ke Hindi love from Pune

>>18530431
KWAB

>>18530222 (OP)
*MONSTER POO*

>>18530600
it'll fail because its not considered cool yeah, indian audience is the equivalent of redneck hicks except too poor to pay for shows. The people with money think its super low brow and would rather spend their money on concerts, people who like sports will buy ipl tickets, there is no paying audience present here.

>>18530222 (OP)
No Rakesh No Watch

>>18532495
Why don't lower caste just change their last names like jews did?

Can't see the words "global" and "wrestling" together without thinking of Jeff Jarrett trying to sell me gold bars.

>>18532511
>Subhojeet Mukherjee
General caste / High caste, if you set it as from Delhi or Punjab:
https://namsor.app/features/indian-name/

>>18535831
they're bengali brahmins

The whole caste system is a bigger work than anything in wrestling history.

>>18531363
Cow dung yum yum