Thread 18532469

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The long quest to find the Strongest of the Summer is nearly at an end. On August 13, Act City Hamamatsu will see night 16 of the 19 night G1 series, and the last night of competition for B Block. Who will complete the playoff brackets and face off with the A Block representatives the very next night in Korakuen?

>G1 Climax 35 B Block Match **Winner advances**
Konosuke Takeshita (5-3) vs Ren Narita (5-3)
>G1 Climax 35 B Block Match **Umino advances with a win; O-Khan must win**
Shota Umino (5-3) vs Great-O-Khan (4-4)
>G1 Climax 35 B Block Match **Zack Sabre Jr. is guaranteed to advance; YOSHI-HASHI is mathematically eliminated**
Zack Sabre Jr. (6-2) vs YOSHI-HASHI (4-4)
>G1 Climax 35 B Block Match **Both men must win**
Drilla Moloney (4-4) vs Shingo Takagi (4-4)
>Tag Team Match
War Dogs (Gedo & David Finlay) vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (Dick Togo & EVIL)
>Tag Team Match
Shoma Kato & Yuya Uemura vs Daiki Nagai & Yota Tsuji
>Tag Team Match
Toru Yano & Boltin Oleg vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (Yoshinobu Kanemaru & SANADA)
>Tag Team Match
TMDK (Hartley Jackson & Ryohei Oiwa) vs United Empire (Jakob Austin Young & Callum Newman)
>Tag Team Match
Katsuya Murashima & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Taichi & Masatora Yasuda

>>18532469 (OP)
There's weird back-and-forths about whether or not guys like O-Khan or Takagi are still in that mostly just end up being live in giant tiebreakers. Use this if you care enough to know ahead of time. https://g1.sportofprowrestling.com/scenarios

>Takeshita vs Narita 2nd year in a row
Sending Israel reports of Hamas tunnels under New Japan HQ if they do what i think they're gonna do

>>18532469 (OP)
GRIM finals tbqh

IDC at this point Take could definitely let Narita win, there is nothing interesting to see from block A.

why are the young guys in B so fucking boring compared to the one sin A block?

KIMERO
SAIKO

Taichi was robbed

guys I think taichi isn't shoot singing his theme

I can't wait for the thousand-year reign of President Evil.

>>18532582
MEDS

sex with taichi!

>>18532469 (OP)
Today's the day Shotamaniacs

>>18532582
Don't be stupid anon, he wouldn't go to all the effort of carrying a microphone around Japan to not sing his theme!

I can't go ace after sunday.

Umino and Narita should advance.
Fuck the AEW shitter.

The dweeb Narita Ren is defeating The Alpha

Murashima should advance to the playoffs instead

This fatass makes a boston crab look lethal

>Murashima
Luv this fatty like you wouldn't believe.

Murashima was bouncing on his back lmao

>>18532593
This but unironically

GO ACE

So we all agree Newman is pretty good now?

>>18532593
This just to spare Takeshita the boring matches.

>the prince
gay ass nickname

but not as gay as i am for za gurippu

Who here goonin for The Grip?

>>18532640
he's not hot enough to be a prince kek

anyway, oiwa sex

>>18532637
no
bury young shitters
push Tanahashi
simple as

>>18532637
I hate him

>>18532645
Historically accurate prince, most were inbred.

>>18532637
No, we hate everything and everyone not named Takeshita.

How many matches are left?

>>18532650
These two are my most improved in this G1, Oiwa is my MVP.

>>18532637
he's decent now

>>18532652
7, this is the second match. So more like 7 and a half.

>>18532649
KEK my sides

>Jakob hopping over to Hartley
Nigga go home

>>18532660
Thanks!

United Empire are so utterly dimeless

big jag and oiwa should win wtl and challenge ishii and taichi at wk

is this "A bit bigger" Mike Elgin?

>>18532672
hartley actually has a clue

>>18532672
But he has a sense of humor, so he is dimes

omg oiwa lookin extra juicy tonight

>I GOT RAPED!
>ON THE INSTAGRAM AND THE FACEBOOK PAGE!
These lyrics never fail to pop me with how dogshit they sound.

>>18532680
Can't believe he had half a cheek hanging out the entire match of the tournament.

oiwa is a cute

>>18532677
>>18532678
I like his gut, makes him looking like a cannon ball

>>18532668
they all suck right now

>>18532685
what when i didn't see photos

based SANADA Collection AT

Do you think we get any big angles in the undercard of the final?

>>18532683
what

>>18532692
His entire match with Yuya he had a half wedgie.

>>18532694
Thinking we get some returns, hopefully some young lions and Jake Lee.

>>18532696
i should rewatch then. it's such a pity that njpw fans don't shoot as many photos as other promos. i would had loved to get a photo of oiwa doing a bridge

>>18532702
>Jake Lee
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?

>>18532704
The housewives that shoot photos use professional cameras so that pick of Oiwa's ass cheek hanging out on the bridge is still hanging in her darkroom developing.

I remember this building for when Naito almost killed Tana with a DDT

>>18532713
those photos are never leaving the darkroom

based finish

>>18532720
I would love to sit down in a NJPW housewife's living room for green tea while she shows me all of her favorite pictures.

Heat Storm should've made it in

>>18532720
>>18532713
when is oiwa going to get a clue and start whoring himself out for photos like the ddt boys do

>>18532734
Him and Hartley, hell all of TMDK, should do an Australian BBQ one.

>gives you a thumbs up/finner combo
>crawls out of the ring like a cat
love this lil nigga

>>18532734
They think they're above it now. He is the most handsome of the young guys, they should take advantage

who the fuck was tsuji looking at?

Who was that jacked nigga Tsuji was scoping?

FOUR SAVAGE GENERATIONS

TAKE THIS AS MY DECLARATION

>>18532760
He looks like the new singer for Linkin Park.

David sucks

for me, it’s four savage g1 losses

savage king more like aura king holy shit look at this guy

>>18532758
>>18532759
Shrek Sekine apparently. Big ugly indy nigga

Finlay getting over after being the lamest dude of all time is insane
It's like he absorbed all of Coughlin's aura after he retired

>>18532768
This dude should wrestle Aaron Wolf, would be kino.

Doesn't this guy cum inside Iyo Sky?

>>18532726
not just njpw tho, i think japanese (also men but they are rare because they don't want to out themselves) are fun to be around when they talk about the body of their favorite wrestler
>>18532734
if njpw and ddt are going to get closer there is a hope. but to be fair only a bunch of ddt boys can whore themselves decently without making it look cheap

I love EVIL

>>18532781
Hangman should do one with Tanahashi before he retires.

TOGO WINS

>>18532780
'fraid so

??? wtf is this song

Kek what is this music?

>>18532760
PUBLIC ANAL MASTURBATIOOOOOON

>>18532790
>>18532791
It's a bootleg version of Insane in the Brain, Togo's actual theme music

>>18532785
there are a lot of better things that tana could had done instead of g1 for his retirement. but you might see his ass since he has a single vs dieno at the end of the month

>>18532791
funky

I MIGHT HIT THAT DRILLA RIGHT

>>18532796
njpw doesn't have the right to play it??

I hate his theme

MR EVIL?!?!?!

he be drillin

>>18532803
Hell no lol

Shingo has some heavy ass bags under his eyes, almost Punk-like

>>18532797
but i already saw his bare ass numerous times on his blog, old man needs to go all or nothing

>>18532811
how the hell cyberfight/ddt has the right but now njpw

drilla looks like a jeet member of The Bromans

>>18532813
you have all my respect anon

Drilla stinks

>>18532815
Their parent company is bigger so it's easier for them to get blanket licensing for songs than Bushiroad/TV Asahi

kids cheering takagi. cute af

Superplex is based as fuck

>>18532821
i would had thought the opposite desu but thanks for telling me

based drilla

But Drilla he already did that

>>18532816
brother just say italian

>>18532812
sex with poi changes a man for the worst apparently

Moloney needs to invest in power moves. He's awkward similar to Boltin so he should be tossing niggas around.

>>18532834
nah, bromans looked like NJ italoamericans while drilla looks like a jeet

That LOTD looked nasty

Takagi!

so shingo is in if zack wins and shota loses is that it?

ShinGODS how many of you believe?

>>18532846
I hope ZSJ suffers a career ending injury soon

>long intro
oh shit our boy is winning

Yoshi-Hashi's theme is so good

man, gonna feel bad for yoshi-hashi joints after this match

Take his fucking head YH

>>18532846
he needs ren and shooter to lose to force a 3 way tie iirc, zack is guaranteed 3rd at least so him losing or winning doesn’t really do anything for anybody

>>18532850
What kind of music does it qualify as? Martian retro maybe?

YoshiHashi more like JoshiPedoshi

YOUNG COCKS
SUCKING ON EM

Zack is obv going to win here

>>18532859
Yoshi Hashi is more respected by workers than your favorite wrestler

>>18532870
I hate his dimeless style and his skinny ass body
looks like a complete wanker if I've ever seen one

>>18532846
If YOSHI-HASHI wins, Shingo is out.

>>18532875
my favorite is Tanahashi

>>18532859
His joshi wife is a grown woman, how dare you

>>18532882
Mega jobbers like Yoshi-hashi have to be the most respected

>>18532846
As long as only 1 guy reaches 10 points he has a chance

THAT'S RIGHT

GET
BACK
UP

>>18532895
12 points*

DO IT FOR GOTO

the power of bishamon

Can I say that Yoshi played better against ZSJ than Takeshita? Takeshita got caught up following ZSJ style and got countered so many times... right now the match feels even but i doubt Yosh is gonna win this

>>18532903
This is a grudge match due to Goto so it's way hotter.

Yoshi-Hashi is getting too much offensive, which means he's losing unfortunately

>>18532846
He can force a 3 way tie if Zack, GoK and Takeshita all win which I think would mean him, GoK and Shota would need to have another match which is for sure not happening.
He's out.

>>18532906
Of course, the story is different here lol probably it plays better because both guys knows each other better

>>18532908
They did a three way sudden death in Tag League last year.

That explosion was too loose

hol up is this 5 star banger?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18532915
Seems so, but only if Yoshi-hashi wins.

WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS

FUCK, bros

>Women in the crowd literally screaming for an arm bar exchange
Based

>>18532469 (OP)
>1 of these guys is gonna win G1
The absolute state on new japan

THE AIR JUST GOT SUCKED OUT OF THE BUILDING

>>18532927
Takes alot to suck the air out of an air plane hangar.

He gave it his best

>2 anti-draws locked in advance to the semifinals in Ariake
2k attendance, what are they doing

Walker speaks like an Ai translation sometimes

GRIM 1

Walker is getting better at shedding crocodile tears.

how dare you zsj to make japanese women sad

ZSJ fucking sucks
I want him off my screen

>>18532930
zack doesn't count for two though?

>>18532936
Gotta make room for Tony's part timer

Been watching since 2014 and this is the worst G1 I've seen, not counting the cursed one where Naito got KWAB'd and Ibushi dying in the finals

Great-o-khan not making things better

>>18532935
posting this after he had such a good match is a choice

>>18532939
Yeah it's definitely lacking this year desu

bangerino is out if shuta wins since the main event is for either 11 or 12 points

>>18532939
lol

>>18532942
he got carried by YoshiTatsu

Im supposed to get behind this nigga and his empty ass eyes

Not a GOK or Shooter hater but none of these two should be here

UMINO-KUN GANBATTE!!!

Lil nigga was star-struck

At least next year's G1 will be more exciting due to the Humble Wolf (unless he's already shit the bed by then)

>>18532952
embrace your hate retard, have some faith in yourself

He looked better when he was shaved. I'm sorry.

>Great-O-KWAB
>Shitter Uminer
wake me up when Tanahashi comes out

this match already sucks and it's only been 15 seconds

>>18532962
He is in his "Stunning" Steve Austin phase.

>>18532961
I'm indifferent to both of them. I think GOK had 1 good match, the one vs Takeshita.

>>18532966
Not everyone is meant to look good with hair on their head. He's one of those guys.

>>18532964
I just think these two have anti chemistry judging by their past matchups.

>>18532962
You're a straight man, your opinion does not matter. Shut the fuck up.

Ready for Ren the have the best match of his career.

>>18532939
the 4 block G1s were worse

>>18532976
Won't be better than the Gabe match earlier this year

this match is BORING

2 nigga that can't lead an exciting match walk into Hamamatsu...

>>18532975
Rude. I love Oiwa butt.

>>18532973
Their match at last year's G1 was by far their best one at a comfortable ***1/2 midcard match

>>18532978
They weren't great, this one is actively hard to watch.

Gedo needs to be fired

Respectful silence from the Japanese crowd for this match

>>18532993
you mean shota umino needs to be fired

>>18532992
Nah not really. Like you have these boring shitters in here but it wasn't like when they split every single young guy away from Okada and put random tag guys in there

Shingo out.

yawn

grim

Disappointed but not surprised, was hopeful for my man Oka but being a fan of him is the new being a fan of Ishii/Yoshi-Hashi, you know you are in for suffering.

>>18533001
Shota fucking sucks

This couldn't be worse

Shota really is the Big Dog Roman Reigns of NJPW

>>18533007
Afraid so.

really IDGAF about this shitty block. Don't even care if Takeshita lose at this point

>>18533013
I hope he fucking loses desu

Now Ren wins so Shota can rematch Finlay in Korakuen

>>18533014
Fair, we want the same thing for different reasons.

two guys who shouldn't be stuck doing what they're doing

Is Narita Ren the most DIMES wrestler of all time?

Yep, is winning.

Women out sitting there were happy to get very close to Takeshita kek

>yuya eliminated so they can force le musketeers
gay

>>18533023
i can’t believe yep is winning

>Takeshita (AEW wrestler presented as a heel)
>ZSJ (Heel champ)
>David Finlay (Gaijin Heel)
>EVIL (Comedy Heel)
>Shota (Failed Ace)
>Tsuji (completely stagnant)
Unironically grim as it only really makes sense for Tsuji or Shota to win with ZSJ as the Heel champ

>>18533033
why are you acting like narita isnt winning?

>>18533036
Tbf Ren and Takeshita are interchangeable because they are both heels

>>18533033
Takeshita in japan right now is less heel-ish and more just a mean guy in DDT fashion. He's wearing white (and nips call him shin) but he can't be face like he used to forever ago lol

>>18533033
Takeshita is one of the GOOD GUYS though which overrides kayfabe
I can't wait for him to take the IWGP belt back to AEW!!!

>>18533033
Finlay vs Takeshita in Korakuen sounds kino. It won't happen but it does.

hahahaha this dude named Take a shit

We need a "ASK HIM REFEREE" tier list

>>18533062
EVIL has a good one

Boooooooooo

Damn Fale taking a dive

I wish this was EVIL vs Takeshita instead. EVIL at least knows how to carry the crowd.

Still Kanemaru to come out

The crowd sound a bit uninterested in this one

Kek everyone having to carry Don Fale was kino

>>18533081
in the whole event, yeah

>>18533081
They know there's more members here so they know it's not the end.
Also it's Hamamatsu

>>18533085
the crowd was electric for Yoshi Hashi, ya pinhead

>>18533087
maybe on planet weeb

Takeshita tapped

THAT NIGGA TAPPED WTF

Ren is utterly rizz-less

>tapped
>ref not reacting
yeah, trannyshitter is winning

LASTO RAIDO

konosuke looks cuter with his hair down to be desu

AEWWINSLOL

grim

THANK FUCKING GOD GET THIS SHITTER OUT OF HERE

I won't lie...

The end of that match was pretty fun

Trannyhashi is so fucking retarded.

>Choke out finish to protect Ren
Whyyyyyyy

Ren got the moral victory.

Ok. Whatever. I like Takeshita but this was his worse match, didn't want him to win since Uemura was out.

THANK YOU TONY

>takeashit match
>go to take a shit
>come back
>match is still happening

>>18533110
Takeshita just won though?

A rollup finish or Raging Fire would've been much much better

Wrong guy won.

Takeshita needs to turn it on for the next round, because he's been a bit meh this G1 so far

The only shit spots in the final 6 are Zack getting 14 points and EVIL & Shota being there.

Let's have Takeshita be the one to defeat the HoT menace and not someone like Uemura or Tsuji. What a smart decision. They're probably giving him the G1 when he clearly isn't going to commit. Fuck off.

so he’s got a rematch with tsuji and shooter has a match against finlay tomorrow?

>>18533126
He's one of, if not the most overrated wrestler working today.

>>18533130
So half of the spots then kek

>>18533131
Uemura won against EVIL what you talking about

>>18533130
Shut the fuck up smark ass bitch. Suck my fucking dick.

>>18533136
Not on the last day and he didn't prevent him from advancing in the tournament you dumb ass motherfucker, you're all so fucking retarded.

I don't understand japanese

>>18532469 (OP)
>The Tsuji vs Takeshita final that everyone predicted is real

I think David Finlay should win the G1.

>>18533146
If they let EVIL win against Tanahashi is not Takeshita problem? Again you barking at the wrong tree brother

>>18533147
Nobody does

>>18533147
Me neither and yet I have never watched a singles match with English commentary on. Mr Iguana in the BOSJ would be dimes btw

Takeshita is getting his wins back against Zack and Shota btw

>>18533147
me neither, but I listen for milano’s giggles regardless

>>18533131
EVIL is the final boss, nigga. That's why Tsuji or Shota are gonna beat him

>>18533159
him and Tsuji are the least worst options

what's so EVIL about him?

OMG TAKESHITA WOLL BE THE FKRST KNE TO WKN THE G1 AND C2 IN THR SAME CALENDAR HESR THANK YOU TONY KHAN!!!!!!!

>>18533185
He made Iyo illegally smuggle drugs in her vagina

>>18533185
He's fucking my joshi waifu

>>18533197
God thats gonna happen isn't it. So Tony can pretend his tournament is prestigious

>>18533218
>>18533199
should be named GOOD then, not EVIL