Thread 18533488

so how are wrestlers able to have sex if they injure their spine

Almost no wrestling injuries are real, it’s all a work to get paid time off and somas/oxyd

Wrestlers don't have sex as it ruins their motivation. It's very common for joshi wrestlers to be virgins till their retiremenrs.

>>18533488 (OP)
they lay on their backs and let the ring rats take a ride brother...and when the power of cockamania takes hold of that bitch she won't know the difference brother.

>>18533488 (OP)
carefully

Didin't that Luigi guy became a stone cold incel and decided to kill that healtcare CEO because he had a spine injury and he couldn't have sex?
Chads really don't understan our pain untill it happens to them.

why don't more crippled wrestlers Luigi out?

>>18533488 (OP)
They are cow milked wanked on all fours.

>>18533500
Hulkster always had one shoulder up unlike that crybaby Sting

They don’t. I had spinal surgery and used a walker for weeks. The only physical stuff I did was standing at the toilet having to pee for five minutes straight.

>>18533488 (OP)
Idk I’ve never had sex I don’t even know how one would go about it

>>18533498
Every last one of your weeb ass's waifus are being railed daily

>>18533753
kek what the fuck