Thread 18534108

Breaking Up Edition:

During IYO's match against Roxanne, Asuka and Kairi tried to help, but this backfired and caused IYO to lose. Asuka shoved IYO during their argument backstage.
With Kairi caught in the middle between her best friend IYO and her nee-san Asuka, whose side is she on?
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.
Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion.
Sareee is in Stardom's 5STAR Grand Prix.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine, they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Sareee & Yumiko Hotta vs Aja Kong & Unagi Sayaka. Yumiko Hotta 40th Anniversary Tournament, August 15th
>Sareee vs Momo Watanabe. Stardom, August 16th
>Sareee vs Momo Kohgo. Stardom, August 17th
>Sareee vs Mika Iwata. Senjo the Biggest, August 24th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

KanaChan in Japan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4-HOTcAwDM

Previous: >>18499865

>>18534108 (OP)
Kairi is too pretty for words and the concern on her face at the end was well sold

video with translation from WWE Japan's account
https://x.com/WWEJapan/status/1955493768330883449

>>18534129
Kairi is an infinite source of babyface sympathy, they need to really lean on the "choosing her best friend vs her mentor" angle. I think the right play is that Asuka leads her morally astray, out of Kairi's blind loyalty to her, then turns on her too later on and beats her down for Iyo to come make the save. Asuka can get nuclear heat beating down Kairi. She's the ultimate sympy machine.

>>18534108 (OP)
Asuka pls don't don't bully the slow girl, u are meant to protect her ;_;

>>18534129
>>18534181
She's great., She can really shine in this angle if they let her.

the normies yearn for joshikino
numbers don't lie
>>18534487
yumola 2bh

>>18534503
Let's rewatch this match again in anticipation for their next one;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yuV_RfNivI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbEX3sWtW30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBR3Ym4awZ4

>>18534108 (OP)
Can't help but notice that Giulia hasn't wrestled a match since this happened;
Really hope she didn't get concussed here.

>>18534750
that was a week and a half ago

>>18534750
Giulia was literally on last weeks show to set up stuff. The week before she had a match. That is usual.

>>18534906
That's not in the ring, though. She hasn't been in the ring since that moment

>>18535190
That was less than 2 weeks ago. And she traveled to Smackdown last week and has been doing her usual dojo shit

>>18535190
Because there’s only been one Smackdown since then and she had a segment backstage?

>>18535209
if she's still working out and doing some light contact stuff like that then she's not concussed.

Giulia, Kairi, Yuka. Will Iyo have to protect kayfabe with Kairi now?

>>18535258
It'd be nice if they did. If they want to get the angle over more, they should

>>18535258
Well Giulia was on TV beefing with Iyo and they didn’t post them both at the dojo until she moved to Smackdown I think

>>18534691
This chick is amazing.

>>18534129
>>18534181
>>18534409

kairi-chan remember
https://files.catbox.moe/18q8k9.mp4

>>18535724
Remember your heart, Kairi-chan

NEW KCTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLWqXZzgNeY

>>18535856
>>18535850
OH SHIT IT'S UP!!!

>>18535856
>doesn't address it all
COWARD

>>18535930
you gotta watch Raw next week to find out where the story goes

>>18535856
>chatting in bed with mommy sim
comfy :3

let's see an Asuka pillow humping video

>>18536220
based

Asuka wants (You) to tell her which facepaint is the best
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1955748370896875790
for me, it's 2

>>18536911
I'd go 2 & 4

>>18535856
dis mom got me feelin some kinda way bros..........

traitor general

>>18537283
>those fingers
damn bitch who u owe money to

>>18537404
the yakuza

>>18537346
b a k a

>>18534691
I'm just here to enjoy her thighs.

>>18535258
It doesn't matter anymore after Unreal premiered.

>>18535780
Im watching it breathe

It’s nice that the WWE girls give Yuka some work since her employer isn’t going to

>>18536911
>>18536945
2, but without the black mouthguard or whatever. Looks cooler with her real teeth.

>>18536911
1 and 3. it doesnt distort her looks

>>18537404
That's just from all of her years wrestling and getting her fingers smashed by accidents with the collisions from various moves and bumping. It happens to a lot of football players, especially offensive and defensive linemen.

>>18538837
3 is good

>>18536911
Here's a slightly different one she didn't include but should've
It's pretty hot

>>18534750
they ruined this match after zelina kicked out of the 3 semi finishers and then botched the moonsault

It was a lot better than the first match and the moonsault wasn’t that big a deal

>>18539595
It’s also Zelinas best match of her career. Thank you Giulia

>>18539569
They are semi finishers so they can get kicked out of

>>18539601
Zelina is probably like legitimately the second worst in ring talent in the WWE only behind penta and maybe kross

>>18535542
Asuka is a corrupting influence on the otherwise innocent, moral Kairi

>>18539655
among the women on the main roster, Zelina is 3rd worst behind B-Fab (worst) and Maxxine (2nd)

>>18539420
Why did the yakuza mangle her fingers?

>>18540220
she owed them money

>>18539569
>they ruined this match after zelina kicked out of the 3 semi finishers
it's probably the only time Zelina's ever gotten a big pop during a match

>>18541085
pale Sun Goddess

>>18541131
it makes sense. when you have less melanin you can get your source of vitamin D sunlight quicker than anyone else. once she charges up she is the best fighter

>>18541152
the lore of the Sally

>>18534108 (OP)
so the Asuka heel turn was fast tracked since Naomi got UCE'd, and now she is moving into that top heel spot to replace her. Hopefully this will translate to 1 more singles Title run for her.

>>18541916
She only needs her main victory at Mania. There won't be any mania if she gets the title by mid-year, they won't let her reign for so long...but there is always a trash tag as a symbol of shame for those who will never get a win in the main match

Just letting the posters in here know that the resident schizo who spams and samefags in every general is now posing as an Iyo fan and being a cunt, trying to turn the board against her.
He's an autistic loser. Pic related.

>>18541916
Is there any evidence she's pregnant? Alvarez doesn't count because he never gets anything right.

>>18542358
there are literally 10 anti IYO threads up that you made and that you are bumping by yourself since no one will take your bait

>>18541916
it's a feud that doesn't need the title

>>18543130
True, but with the belt vacated and up for grabs now they can weave it in as an additional plot point. It will be the most interesting womens feud so they should have the World Title involved in it

Watch out if you are going to smackdown in ireland to see giulia. they are going to poor piss on that fag in the wheel chair and it would suck if you got covered in piss while trying to watch gabagulia

Hey 'ritards who's gonna be the based anon that brings back /arrrr/? I don't have the paste to make the thread

>>18544097
wait for IYO to comeback up. Kabuki doesn't like 'ri and right now there is a schizofit going on in IYO. when the ratings drop we will probably be good because senior hog will be throwing a fit about losing to WNBA

>>18534129
>>18534181
>>18534409
>>18534873
luv lil sis :3

>>18544271
We do <3

>>18534487
the fabled sex tiger of Chongqing

>>18536911
This one was pretty cool

Hōjø

>>18544843
i'm seein triple
six Inokies

>>18544862
>>18544867
smug Sallys

for me? its sex with asuka and kairi

next addition to the klub?

>>18545121
if she got buff and went into rehab she would be great

>>18544958
They're a package deal

>>18545121
Maika would be nice but she will probably go to the other company

>>18544894
Princess of kawaii

>>18544894
>>18545240
There's a lot of room in this angle to highlight Kairi and get her more over as the moral focus of the conflict. Asuka and Iyo are already made and over, using Kairi as the crux of this breakup angle between them could help the wider audience get more emotionally invested in her character.

you know what they say

>>18545430
inspiring words

>>18545299
it's definitely a good opportunity to get Kairi over. No matter what, she's going to be overshadowed in the ring by Asuka and IYO, so a focus on her character is the way to go.

Jerry Fish

>>18545734
If they make "who will she choose" a big plot point it will do a lot to get her over. Showing her struggle with a relatable, real human conflict like that. And really leaning hard on it to get a lot of sympathy for her/Iyo and heat on Asuka.

>>18546063
I'm hoping they don't just have Kairi stick with Asuka the whole time. She has to have a change of heart at some point. But based on her reaction after the shove, they'll make her struggle with who to side with

>>18546427
yeah that'd be lame, plus they already planted the seed too that Kairi is conflicted here. It should get to the point where the audience is willing her on to stand up for herself to the bully Asuka and go side with Iyo

>>18546951
cute

Kairi chooses Iyo
Asuka teams with Giulia for revenge

>>18547082
Interesting possibility. But she's tied up in her own singles thing with the US belt right now on the other show. She's probably better off focused on that and showcased as a singles star there, than being brought into be a bit player in somebody else's overall story. Maybe when she's done with the US Title run

>>18546951
you can tell they want each other

>>18547501
they can break bread

>>18547713
5 Course Italian Meal Challenge

>>18547120
>>18546501
I like the idea I read on here that Kairi refuses to pick either side of Asuka/iyo and instead goes off to Smackdown on her own to win a singles belt. Thus leading her to Giulia

>>18547933
too early for that

>>18544883
>>18544892
Sareee cute

>>18546951
Where the hell is this from?

>>18548359
an AbemaTV interview that was translated by some Twitters

I watched the SmackDown preview and Giulia wasn't mentioned. Either there will be a thrown together title match with Michin or another backstage segment where Giulia and Kiana try to recruit someone

Did the kairi fag give up on his general?

>>18549228
don't think so

>>18549063
MILF

>>18549600
many people believe this

>>18549464
Ah. Don't see it unless it's being hidden for some reason.

>>18549952
Easy to see why

>>18549063
I want to make her feel this good

>>18542866
To be fair, he said it would be a long absence but didn't go in to detail, so everyone is assuming she's pregnant. I hope she is because other than that the only other thing I can think of where she gets pulled from injury out of the blue and no one is saying what it is, is that she has some sort of cancer or equally scary condition.

>>18550417
The only time WWE goes totally radio silent on injuries is when it's a concussion. But that isn't necessarily something that would keep her out for "a very long time"
So yeah hopefully it's just a babby and not some terrible medical affliction she has encountered.

>>18551154
thanks

>>18551195
np

>>18545430
Ghoulia is wise.

>>18551484
still liking The Simpsons is peak Boomersuka

>>18551513
ya gotta love her <3

>>18545430
Donut CTRL

>>18551542
it means...Giulia uses a butt plug? or doesn't like anal?

>>18551513
She repsoted this once before lol

>>18551243
Why is Kana selling CDs at her merch table

>>18551817
I think it was a Karaoke CD of some type with her singing on it. Hard to find any info on it it was so long ago.

>>18551513
>>18551800
She's an avowed Homerchad

this is the match

>>18551991
Stardom are streaming the final 3 matches of this show on YouTube for free, chances this might be one of those?

>>18552024
pretty high. If anything, it should be the main event but won't

>>18551542
>>18551484

>>18552726
ty Webmchad

>>18552726
she's so perfect

>>18552726
;_;

>>18552687
They didn't do anything wrong.
Roxy is a lil bitch. Fuck her. She should be bullied and screwed

>>18553914
>She should be bullied and screwed
by Asuka

>>18554467
why'd you crop out Kairi?

>>18555008
not my pic
just saved it from here

>>18534108 (OP)
Let's hope we see some Giulia tonight.

>>18555287
my guess is 30 second backstage segment to set up a match next week against Michin

>>18555581
So this is the power of the US Champion singles push.... -_-

>>18551542
This reminded me that Nattie was telling a story during her Busted Open spot this week and that Jackie Redmond brought the lockerroom croissant when they were in Quebec City this past Monday and that Asuka and Kairi went in on them pretty quickly and described them as cute when doing so.

>>18555863
hhh is treating important titles like something rare and not something you see every week. the champions are protected and not wrestling as often as they used to.

>>18556514
>Asuka fattening up Kairi and turning her all evil and weird again
g o o d

I forgot Kairi was actually getting abs while she was out with the injury

>>18556562
I understand the principle he is acting on.
His execution of it in practice, is very poor.
Iyo was practically a missing person while she was the World Champion on Raw. No vignettes or promotion or focus of any kind. Similar with Giulia. 30-60 seconds backstage promo is not enough. You can feature/promote your stars without them wrestling every week. That I get. They don't do it well.

>>18556939
even the title challengers get very little screen time. Vaquer has been on screen combined maybe 30 seconds the last two weeks. Even when Naomi was there they had a dumb interaction where nothing happened. There's no build to her match at Clash in Paris.

>>18556908
not anymore hahahahaa

>>18557070
Devilsuka

>>18555581
She didn't even get that

>>18544521
Thong th-thong thong thong

>>18557685
so nothing at all?

>>18556978
Well we will know on Monday if she's preggers.

>>18557841
Nope not a moment of her on tonight's show.

>>18557982
welp, thanks for keeping an eye out

the raped

>>18558570
nah that's you

>>18558734
Kanako won

>>18558871
and all she had to do was give johnny ace a blow job

>delusional narcissist: i changed joshi forever !
meanwhile in reality

>>18558894
nah that was u

>>18551542
>>18551697
she doesn't like anal? but why?

>>18557982
Impeach HHH

>>18556514
Kek, really?

>>18558912
neither said that

what's with all the spam right now? we're at page 7 in 20 minutes

>>18560087
yes they both did say that sareee hates wwe and konami hates pigsuka.

>>18560303
Rovert lashing out so another day ending in y

>>18560303
hogola of cholesterola is seething over something, idk what. looks like he killed the thread about pouring piss on him at smackdown. Almost got /arrr/ and IYO

>>18560355
Damn that was a good thread. Maybe I'll recreate it later.

>>18560355
The Liv thread went to page 9 too, this is the craziest slide I've ever seen him do. He must have multiple ips.

>>18551991
Sally defeated Momo

>>18560370
based, I'm pissed he got that. I would rather lose the ratings threads if it meant keeping the piss on him thread
>>18560384
he got banned at least twice today so there's no way he isn't, but yeah it's a fucking crazy slide going on

>>18560391
Yeah he hated that thread a lot. Hard to keep up because I learned that most cripples have trouble sleeping so when you factor in the fact that he's also always drunk off Irish whiskey it turns him into a super cripple. Plus the timezone difference helps him a lot.

He really hates the ratings threads but surprisingly >>18536598 is contender for one of his biggest melties so far. I have no idea why but looking at that thread there are like 40 murked replies lol

>>18560502
yeah idk what happened in that thread to set him off but whatever it was he want turbo melty for some reason

Don't pollute this holy place with talk of that retarded swine.

>>18560665
This.

>>18560665
Yes please keep this schizo retardation out of this thread.
>>18560386
How was the match ?

>>18559708
Road Dogg is the Head Writer for Smackdown right now apparently. He shares blame also

>>18560729
>How was the match ?
it was fine, nothing special. Expected better from them.

>>18560785
Really? maybe I'll check it out later if I've got some time. Thanks bro

>>18560828
it's on youtube, match starts at 2:54:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVkQGJ-cSEA

>watching sareee larp as a shoot tough gal in bushiroad stardom
I'd rather play 30 year old N64 games.

>>18560877
cool

>>18560848
Tyb
>>18560877
U can do both yknow. I'll probably play Wave Race 64 later while watching that match.

Asuka clears

>>18552580
Homer would not approve of this wasting of a donut

>>18557070
cute lil sex devil

>>18560979
Many say this

It is once again Sexy Saturday, /Kabuki/ bros

>>18561903
kek what a street walking prostitute

>>18562097
very disrespectful

Saw no one mention yet, but on the last TNA PPV, they announced Xia has been re-signed.

>>18562420
No one cares.

>>18562420
i care

>>18562851
>when she sees an erect BWC

>>18562857
she's not like that

Is Kana-chan a true otaku? Do you think she's read The Rapeman manga?

>>18563093
she probably has

Sareee :)

>>18562097
[Scandalous]

>>18562097
When was this?

>>18564166
a few years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_3aLLDGGdE

If i am to guess, Naomi is dropping the belt to deal with her complicated pregnancy, Becko steals the belt for herself to keep her "no one belongs in the ring besides her" and she gets asuka in her side because Asuka hasn't won the belt and becky promised her the IC title, then they get tiffany to drop the belt to Bailey who is going to smackdown, and Evolution is back as Rule 63

>>18561930
hot dummy broad

>>18564348
Becky has the IC title, putting her in the top title scene would be stupid

>>18564348
Na, Naomi vacates and they have a tourney for it with Asuka stomping Iyo for the Main Event of Raw.

>>18564348
Is there any actual evidence of her being pregnant?

>>18564447
Naomi vacates, a tournament is held on the next two episodes of Raw with the winner facing Vaquer for the vacant title in Paris. Or we just get a lazily put together four way with Asuka, IYO, Rhea and Vaquer in Paris.

>>18562420
Will be interesting to see where she ends up with the rumors of TNA being sold coming around. She might just end up under another WWE contract.

She's not pregnant. She has sickle cell.

>>18564818
kek they would just fire her old worthless ass again no more green card back to china.

>>18564818
I've read that one of the former UFC CEOs (can't remember his name) is interested and he doesn't have anything to do with WWE, so TNA would most likely still be its own thing but keep the partnership going.

>>18565106
The Fertitta brothers?

>>18565262
yeah, that's it

>>18561930
>>18564354
55IQ slut

>>18564427
You think she wouldn't put her on the top scene if she isn't the damn booker with creative control over raw?
Nigga please, is Becky

>>18565504
Nasty fuck pig slut. She was made to get fucked and bred by cock and her holes filled with steaming hot cum.

>>18564427
Becks is the most over and well known female wrestler on the roster, numbnuts.

>>18563092
of all the joshi, she is certifiably like that

>>18565885
she married some Japman tho

>>18566000
And? You think that means her pussy is closed to BWC? Grow up, kid. Monogamy is a myth.

>>18560877
>I'd rather play 30 year old N64 games.
There's nothing wrong with going back and playing GoldenEye every once in a while. It's good for the soul.

>>18564348
Somehow we get Kairi and Roxy for the vacated title in Paris. Paint Kairi as the ultimate underdog and have her win it. Get a couple of title defenses in before a jealous Asuka turns on her (she already turned on Iyo by this point, but Kairi was loyal to Asuka to a fault) to get nuclear heat on Asuka. Asuka eventually wins the title from Kairi to eventually get us a Kabuki Gals triple threat match at either Royal Rumble or Mania. Hopefully Asuka will still have a lot of heel heat so if she wins at Mania whoever wins MitB next year cashes in on her to a big pop.

>>18564784
It's been said whatever the injury is, it could be long term. If it's some body part they eventually say what it is within a couple of weeks. They usually are tight lipped about concussions. But unless it's really severe, someone is usually back within a month or so. So other than that it's either pregnancy or something really bad like cancer, which no one wants to have be the case.

>>18565689
But they're using her to build credibility for the IC title, so I see her holding that for a while so she can rack up some wins before dropping it to someone they want to get to the next level.

>>18566793
>It's been said whatever the injury is, it could be long term

Has anyone said that aside from Alvarez? I don't trust him.

>>18566793
Has anyone ever asked why they suddenly cut her promo at raw in NY to put ads?

>>18566599
= [ What's with [You People] and [GoldenEye]? ]

I would like to have sex with Asuka-san
If that can be arranged please

>>18566599
I'm playin the latest Freem update on VPW2 myself

>>18569496
*make love to Asuka-san.
Respectfully

>>18569496
she's a married woman and not like that

Kabuki Warriors in Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dI9gAVz0sA

>>18570842
Kairi's pancake butt, slimed with syrup!

>>18571037
based

Sally defeated the middle-aged, diseased jobber

>>18571037
might make this the next OP

>>18573371
+1

>>18570842
The Quebecois Warriors

>>18574398
j u i c y

>>18573371
do it

>>18571037
They know

>>18571037
It is decreed.
Maple syrup. Hojo pancake butt

>>18570842
>>18571037
<3

Iyo vs Raquel on Raw. Hopefully Asuka and Kairi don't cost her this one.

>>18577201
>Raquel
leave her to Kairi
She's got her number

>>18577201
that's exactly what's going to happen

>>18570842
They should get drunk together on ice wine and kiss and fool around.

>>18576982
Their laughs at the end of the vid are very cute.

>>18576982
They should trib and finger each other's pussies.

>>18577817
That would be cool

Iyo should go to AAA to feud with Flammer and Faby Apache. She's too good for WWE.

>>18568462
Others have taken this and ran with it, with everyone going with a pregnancy being the reason she's out. I hope it's that, because if it's something else, like >>18566793 said with cancer, no matter what happens on Raw it will be a downer of a show if that's the case and will carry over to the other shows for the next couple of weeks.

>>18570842
>>18571037
I'm surprised Asuka never ate poutine.

>>18578477
Comments are filled with people telling her about it. I assume she must have tried it at some point in the 10yrs she's been going there to wrestle.

I'm surprised Asuka never ate ass.

making new

NEW
>>18579061

>>18579079
Thanks OPanon