Thread 18534987

Only the best of the All Elite.

>>18535002
did he really think he could do a standing shooting star press with that gut?

>>18534987 (OP)
GAYEW fans really get off to this power ranger shit?

>>18535488
The power rangers were far more athletic than any of the shitters in AEW on the part of, you know, being trained athletes and not yardtards

>>18534987 (OP)
this is so fucking Cringe

>>18535002
The only guy who ever when to an AEW wrestling show who actually had fun. I don't really give a shit about Willy Mack, but he is impressively agile for his size, he obviously botched this one, but he usually clears them effortlessly.

>>18536403
these guys look more gassed that 2003 Scott Steiner with no feeling in his legs.
>>18536434
How did they manage to pull off 30 seconds of nonstop botches?

>>18536434
Shit like this made that botchamania quit for a while cause it was basically pointless trying to pick out just one from that sequence.

>>18535488
Power rangers is pretty cool. I like the bad guys.

>>18534987 (OP)
This whole segment would be cool if you split it in 5 and spread it through the match but doing all this ebin long choreographed dance without stopping looks retarded

>>18536721
I'd definitely rather watch Power Rangers than this shit

>>18536730
Noselling a canadian destoryer and then doing superman poses before attacking someone and then somehow knocking yourself out doesn't look cool at all.
It looks like power rangers.

>>18536403
>>18536434
it's almost impressive how bad it is

>>18537162
>The infinite elbow drop
What a fucking snoozefest

>>18534987 (OP)
Holy fucking EMBARRASSING

>>18537162
this is the most retarded thing I've ever seen

>>18537162
Quite possibly the worst spot in the history of professional wrestling

>>18536403
And the trained seals in the audience will piss and shit themselves.

>>18534987 (OP)
Reminder that immediately after this, AEW entered it's lowest point creatively along with Dynashite's lowest ratings in company history (329k KWAB) and have never fully recovered. The Inoki Curse is real

I love AEW

>>18538614
wtf

>>18538614
>Touches his gooch for a moment in between rolling pins at 0:09
What the fuck did he mean by this?

One of my favorites. A classic.

>>18539287
Why the fuck is he hitting himself at the same time too?

>>18539782
To make his weak ass chops sound better

>>18539287
So is Eddie's gimmick doing AJPW spots from the 90's really badly?

>>18539828
Afraid so

I know this is a shitposting thread, but Angelico's old theme and entrance was unironically one of the most kino things AEW ever had and they fucking ruined it with whatever his shitty new theme is. Anyway used to be based when he was on Dark or whatever that show and Elevation were comfy during covid.

>>18539287
Kek he's patting his chest, at some point it looks like he's giving him scratches

>>18539905
>I know this is a shitposting thread
rude, we're posting legitimately peak AEW moments

>>18539877
>They both suddenly have heart attacks and fall down
Jesus what the fuck is the logic behind this spot?

>>18539877
These two have been wrestling for a combined 45 years and their selling looks absolutely terrible. This is such a common issue in AEW. It's baffling.

How come in every one of these threads there's always 20 Eddie Kingston webms

>>18536403
holy shit i was actually gonna say i refuse to believe this isn't a loop/shitpost but then i watched the ref and it clearly isn't a loop. jesus christ.

>>18534987 (OP)
>>18535002
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>>18538614
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>>18539877
>>18539943
>>18539978
Wrestling really is so fucking retarded, anyone watching this shit like it's the greatest shit ever deserves to be put down like a dog

>>18534987 (OP)
>no selling canadian destroyers

>>18539979
this is somehow the least embarrassing webm here so far

>>18535002
>the 2 women in the front row not paying attention
Kek

>>18539979
kek, i remember cornette reviewving this one

>>18536403
I bet this webm got Dalton Castle fired

>>18539082
It's the Hologram rub you fucking pig

>>18537777
checked and found to be correct

just like my 1990s All Japan matches

>>18540031
someone call FTR Bald...

>>18537162
the fact that the crowd actually popped after that is terrible
they should have started throwing trash and chairs into the ring

>>18537986
It’s so fucking pathetic how he tries to glom onto every little piece of wrestling history that he can

>>18540219
wtf is this? worked mma?

>>18540219
>pretending to be UFC

Is this a joke?

>>18540182
is eddie kingston as big of a shitter as these webms make himout to be

>>18540219
>be two big guys doing a worked mma gimmick match type
>still can't fucking control yourself and do a headscissors
It's one of the most seevere lacks of a clue I've ever seen

>>18540423
Well, for starters, for a guy that does a lot of chops, he can't actually throw a good chop

>>18540423
he can't even bother to have a presentable physique

>>18539960
>grit your teeth through a minute of offense
>once one guy goes down all your adrenaline goes away and you go down as well
I'm not defending the webm because it looks like dogshit but the psychology isn't exactly rocket science

>>18534987 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>18534987 (OP)
>>18535002
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>>18540778
Did Tiny just watch the joke japanese promotions aimed at hikikomoris and kids and thought that is what would fly in the west?

>>18540813
'fraid so
that's why he hired the shitters who used to wrestle blow up dolls and little girls

>>18540808
People are going to wonder years from now why AEW went downhill and this clip will exist.

>>18541506
Lmao he ate shit

>>18537162
>>18534987 (OP)
I can't believe the wheeled wonder fingers his anus to this shit

>>18539287
this just ruined my day

>>18539323
I want to be an anime character so bad bros

>>18540817
Tony is so stiff

>>18539905
YUP, BASED.

>>18539943
whats the story behind this? Dude looks like he was trying to save the guy from an airstrike.

>>18545203
this is when they cosplayed as FMW wrestlers and Moxley was using "Wild Thing" as this theme since he was pretending to be a draw like Onita. Eddie was supposed to be protecting him from the massive explosion since the same exact spot was done in FMW (multiple times I believe) before. But Tony cheaped out on the pyro and you see what happened. Eddie didn't realize the actual explosion was so small as he wasn't looking so he sold it like it killed him. They later put out some retarded explanation why he passed out then tried to quietly forget the whole thing since it was a total embarassment.

>>18539943
I remember the defends afterwards was like what did you expact guys? that we really blow another human up? And they all tried to blame the fans for expacting something like that japanese one and only Eddy was like "yeah that did really suck, Kenny really fucked up and I looked like an idiot."

>>18534987 (OP)
grim

>>18547867
this

>>18534987 (OP)
>Post Peak AEW
AEW continues to peak every single week, as it has every single week from its inception.

>>18548382
why are they wrestling at Del Taco?

>>18539905
Fuckin based Angelico poster. I'm always down to put this nigga over.

>>18540219
was thing a rib on cm punk? kek

>>18546057
tk doesnt cheap out on anything, he over pays on everything. what hapapned was that they didn't rehearse the spot and was working with a new company instead of the regular they always do.

assplay is so bad

>>18540219
holy shit this cannot be real
i hope tony khan get his head blown off

i know this thread is cherry picking, but is AEW really THAT bad?
i have never watched a show before, all i can go for is what i see on this board
can anyone give me an unbiased quick run down on this promotion?

>>18550286
the webms are from random years, not the last month or two or so
they have longer matches than WWE does so by default more shit goes wrong

>>18547867
Never before and never again has there been so perfect an image to encapsulate AEW