Thread 18536505

CUT A PROMO RIGHT NOW!

>>18536505 (OP)
Oh yeah OP? Well the jerk store called and they're running out of YOU!

>>18536505 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe6KX3pkA70

>>18536505 (OP)
You know something, brother, I’m TIRED of my life! Tired of the same old song and dance, tired of the world tryin’ to keep this lion caged! But let me tell ya somethin’, all you people in the stands, all you doubters watchin’ at home—this ain’t the end of my story, oh no, it’s just the BEGINNING!

Night after night. Day after day. Each match I starve myself. I grow belly aches with each successive meal afforded to talent like Joshua Helen or Mathew Marquez. While I ache and hunger with the crowd behind them I know that today, in front of all these people ...I'm going to chew, bite, and cut the competition into tiny pieces and devour anyone in my path until I sit stop a mountain. In a chair fit for kings.

>>18536505 (OP)
>LEMME TALK TO YA! YEAH!
>YOU SEE THEM RATS ARE AT IT AGAIN TALKIN' ABOUT OCCUPYING ALL OF GAZA
>NAH NAH!
>THEM RATS GOT A 109 REASONS WHY THEY SHOULD BE WIPED OFF THE MAP
>YEAH!
>YOU THINK YOU CAN BOMB CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS, DISPLACE PEOPLE WHILE THE WORLD STAYS QUIET?
>NOT ON MY WATCH DUMMY!
>YEAH!
>SO HERE'S THE DEAL, YOUR DAYS OF OCCUPATION ARE NUMBERED BECAUSE THIS ASS KICKING WAS PROMISED TO YOU 3000 YEARS AGO.
>YEAH!
>YOU RATS THINK THIS IS A GAME BUT THE ONLY GAME YOU'RE PLAYING IS MY GAME......WITH EVERYBODY SAYING
>L......A.......KNIGHT!
>YEAH!

>>18537359
>THIS ASS KICKING WAS PROMISED TO YOU 3000 YEARS AGO
dimes

>>18536505 (OP)
Inside me lies a darkness, a pitch black evil that lies dormant in my soul. A wolf, a dragon, a poison frog ready to dart all my opponents. I can access this demon, and you cannot. It speaks to me, is a source of comfort and blessing from the dark lord himself. This sunday at /pw/mania brought to you by Dortios® you will be my prey, i will devour you in black darkness and you will never be the same. The pitch black darkness will consume you, as i am the consumer of all. I will feast on you decaying carcass with malicious and dark intent, i am a being borne of dark and evil so opaque that night shies away from me. The esoteric darkness will take over your soul, all will be left is darkness. The evil has consumed me, and the dark evil will consume you and your Slim Jim® Heavyweight Championship this sunday. You know not of the darkness within me, and you will taste it. There is no light you can bring to destroy my dark intent, and soon you will be corrupted by dark beast within me, and all of /pw/ will be in my command. This sunday, I extinguish your light. And forever, darkness. A demise. A final ending to your pitiful story. A truly dark ending for you, /pw/ and the Slim Jim® Heavyweight Championship.

>>18536505 (OP)
>I'm gonna put my finger in my bellybutton and sniff it

>>18536580
Literal bot post, kill yourself

>>18537626
Fuck you Fat Faggot you Should Kys Subhuman

>>18537359
Cringe And Gay keep Seething Subhuman

>>18537881
>SAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT OUT THE REDEEM BOT PLES THEY WILL BEHEAD MY 2 INCH PENUS INSHALLAH

>>18538818
Kek what a worked little zoomie

>>18536505 (OP)
HEY KARRION KROSS! come on out, you cry on twitter like a little bitch! you want all the ticket buyers to feel like they need to clap for ya! to act like they need to save your job for ya! isnt that what your wife is for? isnt that what got you here in the first place? you know, second thought how about you go back to tna. back to mlw. or go beg tony warbucks for a retirement donation! cus you dont belong here! Im saying it, and Im saying it with all my guts and hate in it! karrion, get the F out! you can tell scarlet to come see me in the back, if she gets any lonely! HOLLER IF YA HEAR MEEEE

IM A MAN WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH BOYS

>>18538004
Wrong my Indian Friend Im from Europe keep fuming Shitskin

>>18537359
la knight is a jew

>>18536505 (OP)
OP you damn motherfucker if you ever tell me to cut a promo ever again I'm going to drive all the way down to buttfuck nowhere or wherever you are from and I'm going to fuck your mother, your sister and your grandma in front on you then I'm going to shove my cock so far down your throat that I will piss out of your asshole.

>>18536505 (OP)
Stop me when I'm fibbing
/pw/ is full shrimp dick sexless losers that
have never seen theyre toes due to potentially life ending obesity with multiple flesh folds that smell so bad that /pw/ users cannot evan tell the difference from theyre ass to there elbow because they both smell like shit left in a lunch box in June still unopened from the wretched unbearable heatwave summer of 1992 left to roast in the middle of a death valley

>>18539044
ricker isnt a jewish surname

>>18536505 (OP)
hej, welj, hue hue, heh, hooooooo. i simply think you do NOT have what it TAKES.

>>18537359
/thread

>Why do you swerve when you drive, huh?
>Who said that you were a cult of personality?
>No, I don’t think I know you. And I don’t want to.
>I certainly don’t wanna smell what you’re cooking.
>And my time isn’t up, your is.
>Because In the background, where few reside and the tides are high, my crew and I haven’t just been biding time. We’ve been planing right in plain sight… were taking over. The fed, aew, tna, njpw and stardom, all of it. Were taking the world over. /pw/ doesn’t stand for pro-wrestling. It stands for POWERFUL W-
*mic cut off*

DAMN IS WE A NASTY BUNCH OF FOWL CREATURES SPOUTING HORRENDOUS THINGS OR WHAT LETS FUCKING GO

>>18538942
Illegally trespassing into a white man's country does not make you from there habibi goatfuck.

>>18539719
you are jewish thougheverbeit