Thread 18538237

Jon Moxley’s Cincinnati Homecoming And Hangman Adam Page And MJF Are Set For An Explosive Confrontation!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Andrew J Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, OH
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page and MJF Face-to-Face!
>Jon Moxley vs. Kevin Knight
>Adam Copeland vs. Big Stoke
>TBS Champion Mercedes Mone, Thekla, & Skye Blue vs. Alex Windsor, Queen Aminata, & Willow Nightingale in a Trios Match
>TNT Champion Kyle Fletcher, matt & nick, & Josh Alexander vs. Hologram, Tomohiro Ishii, Brody King, & Mystery NJPW Talent in an All Star 8-Man Tag
>AEW World Trios Champions The Opps vs. La Faccion Ingobernable in a Trios Match
>And More!

** 11 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18538237 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>18538237 (OP)
spooky bitches

>>18538245
KWABOTY

you think Tony regrets giving anything Mercedes wanted?

e-niggers on suicide watch!

>>18538258
Regret? Mercedes is one of the biggest AEW flag wavers on social media

That tap out was for T-Bone.

I know Windsor has been involved in the back and forth between them, but it feels distracting as shit having Toni and Athena sit in the fucking upper deck for this shit.

Gotta love Willow

>>18538245
he won KWABOTY 2025 yes

Drink everytime Alex Windsor does a move and shouts... "WINDSOR!"

Gentle passionate love making with Willow

>>18538274
Far more interesting than Will's Wife

I just realized that Slye lost weight. Probably like 10-15 lbs.

Anyone have a stream link for a brokefag?

Skye Blue confirmed the Jannetty

T-Bone approves of this

>>18538293
Awful news

>>18538293
Buddy’s wife also did.

>>18538254
>>18538283

Still Tony
>is such a pussy bitch he admits he was gotten to by the "what's the story" memes

Impregnating Aminata and Athena with my half white children

>>18538237 (OP)
toxic attraction but zoomer. grim

toni just pushing the limits of the turner censor, lmao

Guys, I think I saw Deonna at the buffet today

>>18538302
she will lose a lot of deadweight once she dumps that manlet

>Deonna for champ
The only sign more retarded than Trans PPL <3 Hangman

Toni's gimmick is tiring and lame desu, muh sex jokes. Feels like so many people in AEW devolve into such one note characters

>were gonna bareback you
gay

Mone and Windsor is a 4 way now? Or was it always

>>18538308
Athena is a man

>No one gives a shit about WINDSAH so they have to randomly pair her up with Toni
Grim, the project failed before it even started

>>18538283
>keeps spamming this
>Punk gave the fakest fucking half assed "apology"
>got paid millions to job
I really don't get this cope you guys are trying to get over

Ospreay has the best jerseys, merch

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

>>18538315
yum

>>18538315
That's actually Chuck Taylor. He pretends to be Deonna when he goes back a fourth time

kind of racist

Neéneé looking yummy wummy as usual

>he said hai, I'm sure that meant yes
Kek

can't understand half of what Will says.

Kek Tanahashi in a steel cage match

Never go Full Retard Bruv

>Deonna for champ sign
Champion of a pie eating contest

>Tana in a cage match
RIP knees

>>18538336
She looks like shes ready for some really good hot slow sex with my super massive dick

Renee
Meaty jowls
Can get it

>Tanahashi
And I thought Darby was basically going to take double duty so Will doesn't kill himself. Now he's adding that cripple?
Still based tho.

>I've got broken down barely able to walk hobbling Tanahashi, now what Mox?
kek

>>18538315
did she leave you any scraps?

>old and haggard
>clapclap clapclapclap

>>18538325
Not with that ass she ain't

>Tana is going to jump off the cage
We will witness a death

>>18538351
Jump from the top you mad lad

COPELANDBROS LETS GO

>Adam Copeland vs Big Stoke
We are seated for this fiver

If Hangman wins, there is literally no top heel positioned to be next in line.
If MJF wins, Hangman is eternally cucked as a 2 time transitional champion.
Nice booking there, Tony.

How did the mad lad Will actually keep his promise of making Forbidden Door? What a legend.

why does Tony keep booking these washed up old Jap shitters?

my money on Big Stoke with the upset

>>18538323
this is the perfect ri to reply to fedophiles

Tony Khan is getting smarter putting all the women's FD build at the end of their only match on the show so they don't take more than 10 minutes of Dynamite

Please please please don't make the crowd sing the song, I don't want to die of cringe right now

If Stokley was 100% he would easily win this

>Edge
Alright good night lads, let me know if the Joe match good or not

>>18538362
He jumps off the top like Edge but she shatters his entire body and explodes the second he hits the mat

>edge could be feuding with cena
>instead her wrestling a manager in a bingo hall
yikes

>>18538358
Mox frantically trying to cobble together $500 cash and three hookers to get Atsushi Onita to respond to an email

>shooting the ugliest fans singing along
Fire the producer for this.

Nobody likes buddy vs edge :(

Old man Tanahashi in a unsanctioned cage match with the Death Riders? Sicko shit.

>>18538370
He's been cleared the whole time retard. Wrestling is fake.

>>18538375
true
they are literal whores to Saudi

>>18538245
it's like he's doing a Make a Wish for a Child, pretending he actually gives a shit about that sign

>>18538359
She clothesline me cause she thought I wanted a hot dog that rolled on the floor

kek

I 100% blame Jericho and his stupid fucking Judas song for fan sing alongs.

They don't know the Lyrics... KEK

based cheesecake

Cope with the "If you only knew how bad things really are" face.

Is it true Big Stoke can't get any hoes?

>>18538392
Are you serious? Are Undertaker and Kane real brothers though?

>>18538403
>Riho: Bitch
kek

Is Stokley out guy?

>>18538398
kek

LET'S GO BIG STOKE

*****

Willow so close to being the biggest babyface in the company.

>>18538402
Neither do I

>>18538401
Theme song karaoke is for brown E-drones

What’s the point of this match

LETS GO STOKLEY YOU GOT THIS

STOKEBROS...

kek that gravestone with got no hoes lmao

>we're going to do live crowd work

what the fuck is happening

STROKELYBROS LETS GIVE THE BIG GUY OUR ENERGY!

NO HOES

BASED FAN

>>18538375
>>18538393
GOOOOD MORNING

Did the green hair bbw flash the camera

What the fuck is this match?

its so over stokebros.....

self proclaimed hoe

No Hoes chant lol

This is extremely cringe

Stokebros..... not looking great

This is the best TV match AEW has done all summer.

this is the weirdest "match" I ever saw

fucking based match boys

FIGHT FOREVER BASED CINCI

Giving this a 10.0 on Cagematch

damn aew really is awful.

wtf that hoe???

If getting no hoes gets someone over then I can be a megastar.

E-drones are absolutely allergic to fun it seems

>>18538452
believe, he's got this

Why did that ugly bitch act like she’s above The Stoke?

GayEW is sad

No Hoes Stokely chant

Edge’s spear has gotten a lot better ngl

This is our Firefly Fun House

Absolute Cinema match. This buck is getting broken.

Stokely needs to just ask Mercedes, she'll fuck anyone

>>18538467
not enough dudes with iguana plushies

Big Stoke would never choose that ugly bitch

SHISHISHAAAAAAAAAA

based cornea damage angle

Stokley tried to get into gardening but he couldn't get a hoe

>Edge attacks them
>This voids the restraining order
>mild pop at best

IT'S THE BAG OF COCAINE

match of the year contender

I was playing along at first, but this just got really retarded.

stoke had that emergency pocket flour

>>18538475
Probably got more comfortable risking his fucked up neck again. I wish he'd just retire it

this is fed pilled im sorry to say

why is making fun of fat people not ok with a leftist organization like AEW but making fun of short people (something you can't change) ok? Fat can be dealt with by just losing weight. You can't gain height.

was that a cocaine cloud?

LOLAEW

>>18538488
kek
Stokely tried to get into dog breeding but couldn't get no bitches

>>18538483
The sad part is the iguana guy can't even wrestle but they cheer him anyways they really are drones kek

is aew capable of making someone look strong?

>>18538496
Everything is crashing and burning this week.

SEND CHRISTIAN

Oh no Tony's Special Powder

>Christian run out
>Nick Wayne hauling ass behind him with a chair of his own

ha ha ha

>nick wayne literally footsteps behind him coming out the tunnel
This is awful.

Cope has a pretty cool spear

This is so bad

>>18538501
yeaaaaah..........

friends to the end

How do I get sunken in cheekbones like Copeland?

>>18538245
Many are saying this

>>18538507
after years of trying to shit on freshly squeezed too, shits so transparent. They're in a cult.

what if Cope started wearing turtlenecks now

>Run ins on run ins
Yep, it's kino I'm afraid

MAMA WAYNE BROS WW@

Nothing but story this episode, e-niggers will still complain there is no story on the show

kek why are people wearing covid mask?

BAH GAWD

You gotta love Catholic Cage.

niggas hugging it out

TK catering to the drones, wait and see this segment get the most views onyoutube

You've GOT to give the people what they want

Even e-gods gotta be marking for this

>That weak pop
Sad

Christian has to was that jacket cause it has cope stink on it now

They might as well put the tag belts on them and squeeze out the last remaining dime. The Hurts are dead in the water.

>>18538544
This is the most edrone-pilled crowd in months.

kek at the one dronie in here hatewatching

>>18538545
Who wanted this though?

>>18538546
he needed saving from a comedy group...it looked retarded

>>18538536
HOLY YUMOLA

Christian is using Cope don;t let him fool you

>>18538555
me

>reunion rushed for a ppv match
LOLAEW

THE HOLO SIGNAL IS LIT AND THE SOFT ROCK IS PLAYING HOLOBROS

SEND HOOK

ED HELMS?!

>Hook signal
I thought he died

>>18538536
I watch only for She

HOOK re-signed!

What the fuck are they doing to Hook?

Its for Harley she is coming back as a super hero

Hook!

what?

>Hook coming back
Yippee.

>>18538563
>rushed
you're pretty clueless

I thought Hook was legit going to WWE lol.

>>18538564
retard

>>18538572
mfw remembering tulpa hook

>>18538563
story has been building for well over a year now

>>18538579
Why the fuck would anyone else pick up the nepo baby lmao

I have never cared at all about Hook.

>>18538584
pls elaborate

>>18538556
Its egde and christain. Thats always a good nostalgia pop

>>18538586
Sure it has

>>18538536
>>18538569
How did she age so gracefully but Renee turned old and haggard?

>>18538578
didn't they make up at all in? and 2 weeks before the ppv they finally team up. how is that not rushed?

>>18538591
From Tazz interrupting one of Punk's first promos

So is Hook out of the OPPS now or what?

>>18538589
Neither, he legit never improved. He's like the male anna jay

>>18538580
man don't be such a dick. what would T-Bone say

>>18538591
schizo taz never had a son named hook, it was all in his head

>>18538579
They had to remove his brain like Shibata and he forgot the plan

>>18538579
I love hook and all but that twink does not fit wwe style at all

What's that? HOOK did not want to go to NXT to NXT and tear is ACL? HOW DARE HE!!!!

>>18538587

My nigga, the industry is like 70% nepobabies at this point.

I don’t want to see Buddy vs Hook.

Praying that Tony sends Hook to Japan for half a year, Hook should go to DDT.

But I thought AEW was for young people, why do they need an Elderly Dating app commercial?

>>18538603
That was implied at the paype. He helped out the crew, but shirked when Joe tried to hug him.

PLAY HANSON

>>18538622
I feel like we're getting that for Forbidden Door

How do we feel about Max and Jeremy around here?

STOP DISRESPECTING OUR FOUNDING FARTHERS!

>>18538618
Sad E drone still cropping the same photo KEK

NOT JOBBERS

>>18538599
mhm ill have to look it up

PROTOSTARRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18538504
Stoke's Coke Cloud

And the Bucks' humiliation tour continues

how do you guys justify supporting a tranny company every week

everytime i try to watch aew the gay guy in pink comes out and i turn it off

PORNOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>18538631
He has posted that like 50 times in the last week
he is mentally RAPED by AEW
lmfao

PORNOOOOOOOOSTAR

Making The Bucks look like the retards they are is the best part of the show

>>18538629
generation me need to pay their dues, brother

>>18538604
they should send him to mexico or japan to get good

>>18538594
I accept your concession.

the three hounds of hell

>>18538643
good for you making sure he comes first. I pegged you for a selfish lover. I apologize.

>>18538637
I've been drinking Bud Light since I was 11

Why isn't this in an arena?

based protostar popping pee dub

HIROMUUUUUUUUUUUU
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>>18538644
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

>Hiromu
kek wtf

ISHI-EEEEEEE

BASED

Buddy vs Fletcher would’ve been dimes

LAME I WANTED DESPERADO

>>18538606
thx, it sucks to be a newfag

I thought Hiromu left NJPW??

>>18538661
Are you 18 yet kiddo?

it would've been kino if the pyro caught Brody's jacket on fire and he got 3rd degree burns all over his body then he came back with a Freddy Kruger type spooky gimmick

HIROMU

Based but Despy would've been baseder

Jesus I havent seen Punkgook in years. When did he get so fucking fat?

>>18538637
Even if AEW sucked, I'd still watch it just to watch you come here and cry

>>18538681
Only Bushi and Naito

>>18538661
kek

Holy based

Oh boy its the jobber Brody King doing the same 3 things he does every week. Get this fat fuck out of here

>>18538615
kek imagine buddy jobbing to hook

is aew allergic to singles matches?

JUSTIN NOOOO

Does Takahashi still do the plush doll gimmick?

Damn, he took some solid super kicks

an 8 man tag match on dynamite?
how novel...

This is an inferior sports entertainment product to WWE.

>>18538691
>i have no life whatsoever
okay

where is Darryl is he still accompanying that mysterious luchardor

>>18538699
You just got a 5 star Cope banger, retard.

>>18538695
Hiromu Takahashi
Hiroshi Tanahashi
why are jap names so stereotypical and similar?

>>18538706
>tell me you don't watch wrestling without telling me you dont watch wrestling

>>18538704
quad belts when

>>18538705
We're not watching TNA?

>>18538698
Hook is in better shape than Cole so it wouldn’t be that bad.

Somewhere, Bryan smiled

i dont care about the quarters or any of that bullshit, every week the bucks match is the most entertaining fuck all the drones parroting bullshit

hey trannies, try that unstoppable stuff next time you wash your clothes lmao

NEW THREAD
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>>18538726
>>18538726

>>18538719
I don't watch gook indy feds

>>18538718
If you could read the images that make up their names it would mean more. The sounds don't indicate what a name means.

>>18538710
Watching next to my wife
I'm a pipefitter in the United Association, make $50 an hour on check
We have a vacation home on the Jersey Shore
That's why I watch AEW
When you finally kys, please live stream it here
Fucking KEK

>>18538734
Neither do i brother, i only ever seen highlights on youtube and this guy has always caught my eye

>>18538721
Yeah, we'd entertained if we were

Why are they promoting a USA show on TBS?

>>18538718
Brother there's like 10 Adam's in this fucking promotion

>>18538705
We watch wrestling, not sports entertainment

>>18538741
Based Union-bro

>>18538723
Buddy's meteora always works me

How do I get a Ishii body?

>>18538749
Yeah but that's a real name though

>>18538720
before the end of the week minimum

>>18538748
They paid for the ad time. Your console war mentality has rotted your brain.

>>18538741
fine speech

lmfao Schiavone

>>18538764
It's just wrong.

NEWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>18538726
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>>18538726
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>>18538751
unironically would recommend it to any one anon
I used to be a software engineer
Shoulda joined union in my 20s instead of going into debt
Get to travel the country
Opportunities to go work in Canada, Ireland, and Australia
It's a great gig bro

>>18538766
He should fart into the mic

Come on camera man

>>18538784
Wouldn't mind moving to Ireland. What certifications did you have to get?

>>18538798
can you rest a warm whiskey bottle on your belly while being passed out?

>>18538798
No certs or experience necessary to join
5 year apprenticeship
You'll get all your certs and your associates degree through union
If you don't like pipefitting or welding, HVAC and plumbing is also offered
They all pay the same
Pay is based on where you live
Journeymen pay in places like NY or NJ is over 60 an hour
Healthcare is paid for, doesn't come out of check
Two pensions
Look into anon if you need a change in life and don't mind working

>>18538820
If given the chance I think I could pull it off.

>>18538310
Thekla is over 30 though.