Thread 18538726

Jon Moxley’s Cincinnati Homecoming And Hangman Adam Page And MJF Are Set For An Explosive Confrontation!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Andrew J Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, OH
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page and MJF Face-to-Face!
>Jon Moxley vs. Kevin Knight
>Adam Copeland vs. Big Stoke
>TBS Champion Mercedes Mone, Thekla, & Skye Blue vs. Alex Windsor, Queen Aminata, & Willow Nightingale in a Trios Match
>TNT Champion Kyle Fletcher, matt & nick, & Josh Alexander vs. Hologram, Tomohiro Ishii, Brody King, & Mystery NJPW Talent in an All Star 8-Man Tag
>AEW World Trios Champions The Opps vs. La Faccion Ingobernable in a Trios Match
>And More!

** 11 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18538726 (OP)
KINO

>>18538726 (OP)
two old canadian queers,

Who's these jobbers teaming with Fletcher?

>>18538726 (OP)
>from The Andrew J Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, OH
What's the matter? Couldn't book US Bank Arena?

>>18538740
But enough about Bret Hard

someone should tell Alexander his gay ass singlet and headgear is one of the worst looks of all time

i wish alexander is given a chance he is good

>>18538771
This image reminds me of '23 Collision days :(

>>18538758
AEW is art so it is performed at venues that produce art.

>>18538771
THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US

Fletch is a lucky protostar

>>18538775
He is the buddy of the group. One day he’ll randomly get over and start getting chants.

Big Tom clearing house

B A S E D

>>18538782
They why are they doing a PLE at a soccer stadium?

Fletcher is so fucking based bros

based Kyle taking out that fat shitter

>>18538786
God almighty that bitch was T H I C C

that's why he's called Mr Instant Replay

>>18538803
he is our pornostar

>>18538799
Takeshita and Fletcher need to do a fujobait photobook together. Go full DDT with it.

What if Tony start profusely sweating and uncontrollably farting while announcing?

HOLY SHIT

>PLE
get this corporate gremlin retard talk out of this thread

>>18538802
Because wrestling is fake and gay, just like divegrass.

>>18538802
Soccer or Football is the closest sport to be considered cinema.

>>18538786
Why did Brooklyn hit her with a choppa?

toni has go away heat with me
she sucks without mariah

>>18538812
live tv, anything can happen

>>18538806
he was ahead of his time

>>18538803
He went from being a no-name no look skinny GEEK to a 5-star banger-having sexual BEAST in like a few weeks.

GAY
LITTLE
BOTTOM
BOY

>>18538808
>>18538786

>>18538802
>PLE
I know what your are

>>18538829
kek you had your chance and you fumbled her fedophiles now kys

poop dick wrestling

What the main event?

>>18538802
>PLE

>>18538834
me under the ring quickly drilling a hole to get some creeper pics

>>18538771
>>18538834
For me, it's the belly paunch

>>18538832
I wanna watch Fletcher and Skye have hot sweaty athletic sex

>>18538850
me vs you

>>18538850
Swerve/Okada promo with the return of Jack Perry

>>18538850
opps vs lfi

>>18538832
Fletcher is the exact type of man that should become a wrestler, imagine a place without nepotism full of crazy mofos like him

>>18538856
what a REAL fuckin woman looks like

>>18538857
This, but Fletcher and me and no athletisim

he's been eating too much ramen

>>18538850
The return of Buddy

>>18538874
He is trying to become a heavyweight like a sumo wrestler.

Does someone in this company have a problem with Undertaker? Niggas straight up burying the tombstone lmao

fuck off with this match

Fletcher mogging Hiromu

>>18538884
The tombstone has been neutered for years, dawg.

Tombstone piledriver mmmmmmm

Wouldn’t wanna mess with Fletch

>>18538875
Would unironically get more cheers than a swerve promo.

>bring over Hiromu
>it's not against Darby in the lil nigga international sawdust my shit challenge

Hebbyweight Hiromu is based

>>18538884
DDT also used to be protected
This isn't the 90s anymore homie

>>18538878
That nigga zesty as fuck with the spread butt cheeks carved into his hair

>>18538884
tbf tombstone is the gayest piledriver there is

>>18538884
well this isn’t wwe so nobody gives a shit about “protecting” his finisher

How tall is this gook ?
4 feet?

hell yea

Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me

>>18538884
Undertaker isn't a japanese nigga so they don't give a damn

>>18538903
1, stop calling it a tombstone then
2, its still a fucking piledriver and shouldnt be a fucking transitional move

Say what you want, but Talent Name always brings it

so why did this match happen?

should've been el desperado vs. fletcher

What a match! E-NIGGERS on suicide watch!

>>18538910
Jacked Maxmoefoe is a great gimmick

That sucked.

>>18538884
When the fed bans piledrivers for everybody but you it's just another move

>>18538919
So Hiromu can challenge for Kyle's belt

what do ya think Brody and Hologram and Ishii and Hiromu talk about in the locker room

Hiromu made it to the PPV!!!

>>18538919
because AEW is a professional wrestling promotion what a stupid question

>>18538933
Games and food.

Josh should have stayed in TNA and not join the tranny fed
Sad

KEK Josh Alexander eating the pins

>>18538933
Probably try to pop each other by pulling some ribs.

I know its part of his gimmick but man I absolutely hate the ear protection Josh Alexander wears.

>>18538919
Sicko booking needs no explaining.

What's the main event

>>18538929
Dropping a guy on his head and compressing his neck should never be just another move. But this is the same company that does conchairtos every week so whatever

>>18538945
that headgear is how callis controls him from the back ultraman style

>>18538951
Modern wrestlers don't have respect for those kinds of things.

>>18538919
Introduce Takahashi and get him over before Forbidden Door since he'll be Ospreay and Allin's third against the Death Riders

>>18538951
to you pencil necked geek, AEW wrestlers train by dropping each other on their heads

i love that little nigga hiromu like you wouldn’t believe

>>18538917
No

>>18538939
Ishii playing the NJPW PS2 game as his trainer Riki Choshu was dimes.

KWAB

audio issues and AEW, name a more iconic duo

Muted and haggard

sloppy shop

>>18538971
Old and haggard

EVIL FUCKING COMPANY

LOLAEW

6 years and still Audio problems. KWAB

>>18538971
edrones hate watching and sperging on Wednesdays

I heard Swerve is T-Bone's favorite wrestler

God almighty this company can't go one week without a major technical fuck up

>>18538933
They sit there in silence

How many of you fucks are British? We on TBS didn't see the Renee deal.

I hate this faggot nog

>>18538996
Indiana boy here brotha

>>18538996
I'm in murrica and I saw all that shit

Swerve was injured?

renee's arms looking scrumptious

>>18538994
This was dimes

Renee's meaty mommy arms

>>18538996
All trannies do is lie

>>18538994
MxM needs to be revived from RoH purgatory. They are over with me.

>>18538963
and it makes the product trash

I FUCKING HATE OKADAS NEW THEME BOYS

>>18538999
Turn your monitor on, my guy.

More like the zestmaker faggot ass music

Perfect English by Okada

>>18539001
Central Time zone should break away from the rest of the Union. We could do it and we would control the largest waterway in the US.

>>18539006
Dasha-esque

NEGROUH..........BITCH

kek was waiting for the bitch to drop

Fuck Moxley. Its not fair. I want Renee

>>18539018
it is awful.

Bring Back O-Sleepy's old theme

Jesus Christ would it kill Okada to lesrn some English

>>18539014
same
Some of the rare dudes in wrestling that my wife actually likes
They're funny as fuck
Never been big into literal homo gimmicks
But they're based

>>18539018
You're supposed to

>>18539018
It fits his heel persona better.

Based Mortos sleeping his way into main events

I can never hate on Lil Kazu, I just cant

he can't just keep saying the b word

>>18539018
It is completely gay and dimeless.

>>18538964

That's Hiroshi Tanahashi, the old man ACE.

>>18539023
We Eastern Time zone homie

Kek what a bunch of enhancement talent

>>18538994
>goes into G1 mode so Angelico can't play
I lost it.
I know everyone loves KOC, but I fucking loved the Wrestle Kingdom games. Should be the template if they ever want to try and fail to make another game.

>Bucks in the Extras Room
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kek botex commercials on gayew

Guys, what do Tanahashi's knees sound like?

Okada's probably the worst big signing AEW has ever made, aside from Punk maybe. They should just give his spot to Takeshita.

I wanna hang out in the Extras room

post Renee meaty mommy arms

>>18539056
fucking kek
I hope this humiliation ritual goes on forever

>>18539060
like heating bullets in a microwave

>>18539048
Fuck. I'm stoned and I keep mixing up which one of them wore the GARO armor and which one suplexed Gai Amatsu. Thank you for correcting me but also now I'm curious if Takahashi is just around to promote Forbidden Door if he's going to do more AEW work?

>>18539056
kek didn’t even notice that

>>18539062
Looks comfy

>>18539058
That's probably a commercial from your provider. Like I'm watching a local Chevy dealer ad right now.

>>18539060
They sound like the steel cage door opening and closing.

>>18539055
the funny part is Ishii is the only one who knows how to read the menus, so he did that shit on purpose

>>18539076
He's probably streaming and it's a targeted ad from his search history.

>>18539017
youre old anon, you probably feel the same about music

>>18539065
made for my mutt dick

>>18539071
hiromu doesn’t have anything else to do until g1 is over because he’s a little junior guy, similar case with ishii

>>18539041
>main events
you know that aew doesn't do that.
it's the "match at the end of the card" and it's nothing more.

>>18539060
You know that creaking noise they put into Aleister Black's entrance before?

>Bucks have to stay late to take down the ring
Young Bucks bros...

Christian and Edge at Forbidden Door DAYUM

Holy who is the Darby Allin shirt cutie behind Tony?

>>18539091
Im only 32. But yes a lot of modern music is trash

Oh shit Ibushi is gonna kill himself again

YAY KENNY IS BACK

KENNYYYY

>>18539091
nah anon just a gay faggot
But I'm an old punker so I gotta agree music fucking sucks now
Wrestling is better than it's ever been though.

you like 8 man shitshows?
what about a 10 man shitshow sickos!

JOE JOE JOE

Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe

>Omega and Ibushi
thought Ospreay would call some NJPW wrestlers wtf

>>18539071

He's facing Fletcher for the TNT championship in what seems to be a one-off forbidden match. I haven't followed new Japan consistently since 2023, but Takahashi is like the most over junior, aside from maybe desperado.

>>18539098
>No main event
>They call it main event

KENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>18539102
LOLAEW

based kip sabian taking the pin

wtf when was gabe kitto cleared?
also kenny and ibushi in a steel cage match tho

Schiavone putting that extra stank on THE ONE THE ONLY SAAAAMOA JOE was nice

>>18539096
Oh cool! He's fun, I'm looking forward to more matches.

>>18539121
Callum and O'Khan in the mud

Kenny returns, but he has to bring I-Douchie. KEK

>>18539123
>implying i'm wrong
they call things lots of things in aew.
none of it sticks for long.

>>18539102
Yeah, I gotta have constant video packages and commentators beating it over my head because I'm an edrone and my brain is fried

>>18539114
there’s no way you’re an old school guy and you aren’t put off by piledrivers meaning nothing

Praying LFI take the belts here.

>>18539143
This will be a DDT style match so Ibushi and Kenny will do best.

>>18539114
>an old punker
>Wrestling is bettern than it's ever been
ask me how i know you're lying, lil bro.

O2 arena finna be loud as fuck

>>18539146
Did they call it a main event or not?

>>18539159
>getting his law degree
>banging mercedes
>another main event show
life is good

>>18539151
Bruh Dynamite can go as long as 15 minutes into the overrun

sex with the beast mortos

aew suddenly getting a bunch of their injured/inactive talent back. Ospreay, Omega, Harley, Joe, Hook.

>>18539178
Mercedes, calm down

>>18539151
We are getting at least an 8 minute overrun brother

>>18539165
yes. they finally called the meaningless and dimeless go nowhere match they shoehorned into the end of their television time slot a "main event".
you got me.

why is LFI so inconsistently booked? they just disappear for months then have half a feud and fuck off again

>>18539148
I'm turning 40 this year. I stopped watching wrestling in highschool, around the time Cena joined and was a wigger.
NJPW brought me back in 2016 and I followed that into AEW
Why the fuck would I be put off by a fake sport move?
If I took wrestling as serious as you, I'd never be married with kids and a good career.
Ya'll are weird as fuck bro I swear

i need willow and nia jax to take turns ragdolling my skinny ass

i'm getting viagra ads whats up with that?

>>18539186
So Mortos is in the main event?

>>18539187
The Mexican HOB.

So Ospreay's injuries were a work? if not then this is giga retarded to let him wrestle

>>18539161
Let's hear it anon
Tell me how I'm supposed to be crying on reddit and gooning to some chink in wwe
Please,
I'm beggin ya
lmaooo

>>18539192
Kek your pelvis would be shattered like sugar glass

>>18539187
They have to work around RUSH's suspensions

These Progressive ads are so fucking cringe now

I wish they would put Shibata's brain back in his skull

THE RUSH SAYS

>>18539189
lol what a very strange post.

>>18539187
Because they keep getting themselves in trouble.
Dralistico buried CMLL on a podcast two days ago so I expect to disappear again soon.

>>18539198
I am getting army recruitment ads

>>18539180

Tony paid for Sensu beans. He needs all the names he can to combat WWE counter-programming.

>>18539189
>i was totally into really into wrestling before john cena but i don't really care that much about it outside of it being a reddit fad for me to discuss because it's fake
fascinating story, lil bro

>>18539207
no, he's better this way

>>18539209
I'm sure being a normal bro who likes AEW is very strange to you
Just like your waifu body pillow with tears and cumstains would be strange to me
Different worlds homie

Other than Joe this is a dimeless main event

>>18539203
>supposed to be crying on reddit
you're definitely doing that, lil bro.

>>18539202
dont think anyone actually reported will having a neck built like a stack of dimes, at most it was reported he was a bit banged up and taking few weeks off

>>18539215
Yajoribi match when?

>>18539223
zombie shibata is the best

>>18539189
If you watching wrestling in the 90's you know good wrestling when you see it.

>>18539229
in just gonna assume you’re shitposting instead of assuming you’re retarded, okay? okay.

What happens when you Mess Wit Da Bool?

>>18539229
goddamn you really got triggered, ok ok tombstone piledriver should mean something calm down old man

hell yea, neither of these niggas backing down

Rush will kill a nigga in the ring one day, mark my words.

>Excalibur, Tony and Tazz reading the Collision matches in real time as they're being texted
>Slowing down because they don't understand it

Been a pretty stacked card this show, looking forward to Forbidden Door

>>18539219
Bro I remember we used to have to rent a box from our cable company to watch early 90s ppvs.
Keep being gay
idgaf lol

>>18539243
can't get brain damage if ya don't have a brain to damage

>>18539248
YOU GET DE HEEEEEEERRRRRNNNNNNNNZ

>>18539204
yeah lmaooo and my ribs are crushed too. but it would be worth it because they’ll take care of me afterwards

>moxley beats both members of jetspeed 1v1
>okay but what if a tag match

>>18539258
rush is very safe, unlike raymond stereo who actually killed a mf

>>18539253
>sperg spamming about the tombstone
>accusing the people laughing at me of being triggered
Fuck I love Wednesdays here

>>18539248
YU GED DE HEEEEARNS

>>18539253
you got it reversed, thats the guy arguing the its pointless to care about moves getting buried

Suddenly Buddy's music hits

shit almost 7 threads this show is flying by

Lame.

Every AEW PPV this year has felt like PPV of the Year candidate

AEW is red hot right now

>>18539265
Yuta is taking that pin brother.

>>18539261
>Keep being gay
you're the retard that claims that this modern shit is better than the "early 90s ppvs, lil bro.
you know more about "being gay" than most redditors have forgetten.

Pretty anticlimactic main event

Opps music is chillkino

>>18539202
he kayfabe got dropped on his neck during the All In match lol. he was banged up but it was a work

Is there gonna be some post show yeeting?

>>18539286
He didn't say it is better just that he has found a new enjoyment of Wrestling in the modern era.

roosh is dimeless as fuck.

This is how Dynamite ends?

good times bros see you this saturday

Renee meaty arms working overtime today

Go off the air already, I'm hungry

>>18539305
Swerved

Max using hebrew tactics yet again

POST SHOW BEATDOWN

Damn that was stiff

rental cars getting a pounding

>old and flabby
>clap clap clapclapclap

Heated drama between men

shoot head slams onto the car holy based

>>18539302
see>>18539114

post credits scene

>>18539311
we love to see it

>>18539321
Just like Mercedes does to Mortos

that was what they ended it with?

>>18539325
hangman's left hand was banging on the hood

>>18539321
>WHAT IF THEY WON'T RENT CARS TO WRESTLERS NOW ANYMORE

MJF should have ran him over with a jag portfolio

>>18539347
Phil was right again

>>18539347
it just hit me that this dude was being a whiny little bitch. yeah bro I'm sure they are going to stop renting out cars to a company owned by a fucking billionaire you stupid dumb faggot

Which asshole got my hopes up saying Jack Perry was returning tonight?

>>18539360
not only that but his fucking dad makes the bumpers that are installed on those rental cars lol

>>18539360
He was speaking from the perspective of the indys

>>18539377
suuuuuuuuure

>>18539377
The nigga that runs the company bought his entire indy career for a grudge match with MJF, he was being a bitch after meeting with Triple H.

There better not be another "heel fucks with Hangman's family" angle again

>>18539388
He looked at going from wwe to aew like going from wwe to the backyard. Aews business and legal teams and stuff is still very unprofessional

>>18538726 (OP)
damn, we could have gotten Edger and Christian in the Dudleys retirement match as well if it wasnt for them cucking out to GayEW

>>18539347
They haven't done that to a lot of them for a long time what with all the drinking and driving

>>18539490
the Dudleys are fucking dogshit

Dynamite was bretty gud tonight but not a banger like last week.

How many ECW arena show are you sickos going to? Two for me

>>18539770
Dress up as Jushin Thunder Liger bro

>>18539808
I do not have the mass

have been having to watch the show later than normal the last few weeks and oddly the worst part of that is missing the gamethread with all of the sickobros.
having said that:
never really liked women's wrestling but AEW has changed me mostly due to Toni but Thekla is positively based
forbidden door build has been weird but at the same time it has not completely derailed the normal weekly tv in the way it usually does. looks like big tonedawg has figured out how to thread the needle between making a great ppv card without impacting normal AEW storylines
is there just no blood and guts this year? might work if that becomes more of a special thing but still was hoping for one
good night to all the sickos worldwide

>>18540043
Good points. Also, if you watch Dynamite late, you can still watch along with us if you have a link to the first gamethread and then you can go from there

>>18540043
Thats honestly why I dont watch Collision.
I work sat nights
No live thread once its done
Whats the point
Its like I'm getting drunk by myself boys

>>18539851
Tony Schiavone can say that Liger has lost alot of weight when the camera pans over you.