Thread 18539602

I’m planning to k*ll myself when Dave passes

Many are saying this.

how will dave kick the bucket?

Losing Hana was almost too much for me. I can’t imagine what it would be like to live without Dave

>>18539602 (OP)
Why wait?

>>18539632
I shoot had a premonition today that he passed in a bike accident and it freaked me out :(

>>18539602 (OP)
I understand. I finally understand. AEW fans are all suicidal because
A.) they think they're women trapped in men's bodies and want to indoctrinate little kids OR
B.) they're virgins who can't get laid even by paid prostitutes because they are so repulsive to look at and be around
So yeah, kill Dave and then yourself, aewtist.

>>18539602 (OP)
What’s happening with Batista

>>18539667
He became his dick. Isn't that an old meme? People used to reference Batistas dick right? Wow, can you imagine being Batista and waking up everyday to a world that no longer cares about you or your dick?

>>18539602 (OP)
Why wait?

>>18539742
I made this post because they’re both named Dave but I forgot about the Batista’s dick meme. I feel so old

>>18539632
Spontaneous combustion.

>>18539752
It's okay brother it happens to all duck enthusiasts at some point

>>18539602 (OP)
good, please do so

>>18539602 (OP)
>>18539623
the Von Erichs literally said this and did this.

>>18540221
Too soon

>>18539632
From jumping to one too many conclusions

>>18539632
Gooning to a Will Ospreay match