Thread 18541128

Iyo bros…

>>18541128 (OP)
based Bret

Bret "If she ain't Black, send her the fuck back" Hart

What's the matter Bret? Can't find your seat?

>>18541128 (OP)
Remember, Bret never was the guy. When hogan left and tried to make bret the guy the WWF started doing their worst business ever, DX just made fun of him for being a homo and once he left WWF had their biggest boom period ever and WCW went bankrupt

>>18541276
Iyo took BBC lol

He doesn't watch wrestling

>>18541357
no that's you and your mom

>>18541405
My mom is Iyo, I'm Blasian.

>>18541408
IYO doesn't have kids, retardo

>>18541128 (OP)
How did he know it was a female

>>18541439
He doesn't - in the video Bret says 'who is he?'. It's also not an interview in the slightest but just a guy at a convention shooting Bret a quick question that there's a high chance he misheard.
Not saying Bret does know who Iyo is (I have never watched an Iyo match) but taking these social media posts at face value without checking the details is peak brainrot behaviour.

>>18541451
Thanks for the clarification

imagine being chinese or whatever the fuck iyo is you think all guys have 2 inch cocks then you come to weimerica and find out about 12 inch bbcs no wonder the yellow bitches are flocking here it's like finding out dd's exist after living around flat girls exclusively

>>18541357
>>18541408
>>18541514
>cuck fan fiction
IYO is loyal to her husband EVIL.

>>18541514
your cock is 3 inches unfortunately, pajeet!

>>18541434
>why yes I'm enough of a touch-starved incel to think my parasocial relationship with a woman who can't even speak my language is real
Iyo took BBC tho lol.

>>18541522
That's not what Chez says

>>18541514
>>18541522
>>18541534
GMS!!!
also the wimer republic was in yurop, they invented trannies there

Iyo is a pissbunny

>>18541522
You said evil was gay lmao now you're saying evil is tearing iyos meaty pussy apart with his samurai 13th assassin cock

>>18541559
all american girls have tried bbc by age 13 including your mother and sisters

>iyotranny continues his daily meltdown throughout the whole board
>AGAIN

>>18541772
Based. Iyo is an ugly cunt and bitchtits (You) deserves to be heemed for spamming her nonstop

>>18541780
>my meltdown is actually based, me shitting up the whole board is BASED! BASED, YOU HEAR!
fucking kek
get a life

>>18541784
BVLLvert mindbroke you

>>18541786
Chadvert basically won. He's like a curse for piggEs.

>>18541786
trim your nails

>>18541408
Based chigger

>>18541784
>get a life
>is on the board 24/7 spamming his ugly waifu and crying about an Irish guy who doesn't post here
Lose weight ya fat fuck

>>18541800
Check on your BVLLvert Derangement Syndrome ya freak

>>18541768
damn you yuros love cock, what a weird gay group you are

is the fucking wheeled wonder just samefagging and replying to himself in this thread and pretending to be his own nemesis?

>>18541812
that won't stop american girls from bouncing on bbc all day long while you cry impotently ya fat bitch

>>18541823
BVLLvert mindbroke you so hard lmao

>>18541808
nigga I'm a iyofag hater, not the iyofag
learn to read

>>18541837
I have no idea what this retard>>18541835 is even on about, I think he's just replying to himself over and over
>>18541831
aww is the little yuro not getting attention today?

>>18541874
bvllvert fucked your mind as hard as the bbc fucked your little sister. neither of you were ever the same again

>>18541874
sup titchbits

>>18541128 (OP)
Oh no!

>>18541276
WWF struggled because they were without the Hulkster. WCW had a boom because they signed the Hulkster. You left out that the wrestling business as a whole was in a downward trend by 1992 due to the steroid trials and the poor economy. Bret was chosen to carry the torch because he 1) wasn't on roids, and 2) was a draw internationally. WWF ran a lot of shows across Europe during the early New Gen period because of this. By 1995 Vince was ready to move on to another champ and chose Nash/Diesel. Nash remains the worst drawing champion of all time. Then he tried to make HBK his babyface champ after Bret gave him a coronation at WrestleMania 12. That failed spectacularly as HBK couldn't draw as a babyface at all, crowds turned on him because he looked and acted like a faggot. The belt kept going back to Bret because he at least was respected by fans, had a fanbase, and could draw internationally. Diesel and HBK couldn't draw anywhere. Nash is very, very lucky that his best buddy Scott Hall went to WCW with him and carried his ass hard to make him look cooler than he ever was. And of course he should be thankful to Hogan for drawing the houses in WCW and for the nWo.

>>18541128 (OP)
"She's a little jap cunt with more fans, skill, and money than you. Oh, and her brother didn't get killed by her boss. Ring any bells now, Bret?"

Fucking "man" who wore pink. Shawn might suck cock, but Bret wallows it around in his mouth and enjoys it.

>>18543348
Worked

>>18543364
Hey, I can't tell if Iyo has Downs or not, I just think Bret sucks too.

>>18541128 (OP)
HOW DOES BRET NOT KNOW IYO? SHES THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD.

>>18543379
Fair. Sorry about that

>>18541128 (OP)
Bret is just Ryback but from the 90s nowadays.

>>18543420
They look like that

>>18541128 (OP)
KWAB

>>18541128 (OP)
Uh oh

>>18541357
>>18541514
Imagine being such a virgin incel that you can only get off at the thought of someone else getting laid because you know it's never going to happen for you. BBC cucks are the lowest forms of life.

>>18541357
That part.

>>18543021
Reminder that Vacancy sold more average seats than Bret as WCW champ

>>18541439
He didn't. He said he but the retarded "reporter" corrected his words

>>18541357
Oh dear

>>18541128 (OP)
KWAB
hahhahahahha

>>18541128 (OP)
iyo is even worse than this yuro

why can't this Indian spell Euro correctly?

>>18541128 (OP)
I feel like Bret today, I hate everything

>>18541128 (OP)
Lol

>>18541128 (OP)
Bret why

>>18541128 (OP)
Noooooo

>>18541128 (OP)
>she
So he knows she's a woman?

>>18541276
Nothing will change that Bret was the face of the New Generation Era and was enough of a draw internationally to keep the company afloat and Vince had to constantly pivot to Bret whenever his "Hogan's Successor" flopped like a fish on the banks of the Mississippi river.
>Lex?
Flopped so bad, Vince had Bret be the one to finally beat Yokozuna at Mania.
>Diesel?
Flopped so bad and had one of the worst main events of all time (IYH: Great White North), a match so bad, Vince immediately pivoted back to Bret at Survivor Series.
>Shawn?
Was an even bigger flop than Diesel with main eventing the lowest-drawing SummerSlam events of all time because no straight man would want a male stripper to be their top babyface, had people CHEER for heel Sid at Survivor Series, main evented one of the lowest-drawing Royal Rumble events of all time. Was such a bad top guy, Bret had to do international house shows during his hiatus to help the company afloat.

Cope, Shawncel. It was a gay magazine.