Thread 18544849

CONGRATS TO RUSEV AND LANA

I wonder how he finally tamed her

>>18544849 (OP)
Is this real? Are they really back together?

>>18544849 (OP)
that will be a interesting paternity test

>>18544869
what makes you think he has?

they are the only wrestling couple that looks genuine
good for them!

So they got married and agreed to an open relationship? Somewhere along the way they realized they only wanted each other. That's touching. Sick and twisted but touching.

>>18544873
they were never apart
they "split" for an angle they were pitching for tony khan and he just never used it
that's why they miraculously got back together the second he got out of contract

>>18544900
i think it's more that they are the only ones who can stand each other

>>18544907
lana has to be one of the most pointless hires tony ever made

>>18544849 (OP)
Is this why they got back together after getting a divorce?

Wonder who are the fathers. Hurt Syndicate top candidates

>>18544907
Miro hid in Bulgaria for a year, while Lana was posting pictures of herself with other men in the Caribbean. It was not an unreasonable assumption to make.

>>18544972
I think its pretty well known Rusev is a cuck, and honestly he could probably bag any women he wanted as well so it kinda makes the field even

Poor Lana almost lost a finger and Rusev never left her side.

Rusev will make a great step-dad.

>gets back together with rusev as soon as he goes to wwe
Lol

>>18545000
He never leaves her side as she's getting fucked, either

>>18544849 (OP)
you know people make fun of charles or naomi for being late 30s and not having kids yet but lana is 40 outright bitch it's too late

>>18544849 (OP)
but whose kids are they?

>>18544849 (OP)
Why does CJ have a band aid on her nose?
Why is her face chubby?
Why is this picture so dimeless while the pictures she takes with other sexual partners in public spaces or herself alone are yumola?

>>18544849 (OP)
Wonder who the father is, my money is on Sheamus

>>18544869
>she had a bipolar episode that manipulated the situation where she said she wanted a baby
yeah, sure. she's tamed.

>>18544972
How is that different from the previous years of their marriage?

>>18544869
He didn't. She realized she was 40 and panicked and settled down with her ex husband beta male rather than some random beta male.

>>18544849 (OP)
that poor kid is gonna have to go to therapy after seeing too many with men who aren't his dad showing up at their house just to hear strange noises from the bedroom

>>18544849 (OP)
why did they name the kid Tobe Miro

didn't she fuck a dude at coachella? lana always goes with the same group too bunch of whores

I will do it, I will give her a white babby

>>18544849 (OP)
Remember guys he's the problem, not her. She never hid what a disgusting, cumguzzling, niggerloving, cock-in-every-hole whore she is and Rusev chose to be an spineless faggot enabler, teach your sons not to be like him.

he knows that isn't his son, right?

>>18544849 (OP)
>marrying a whore
>impregnate a whore
Oneitis is a disease no man should go through

>>18544869
>tame her
lel you're so naive anon, that's why you're still a virgin

Science is putting weakness back into human genes.

Lana should not be bearing children. Nor should have Becky or Bliss, but I digress. Science is allowing these test tube babies to grow in number. Crippled with everything from deathly Peanut Allergies to crippling Autism - neither of which existed in the 90s.