Thread 18546030

Ain't that the truth!

he doesnt know his own fanbase
austin would be cancelled on day 1

Zesty ass black motherfucker.

>>18546030 (OP)
Stone Cold wouldn't work with that faggot antidraw midget Transman Page lmao

>>18546040
youre retarded
jericho raped a woman and he wasnt cancelled
darby raped a woman and he wasnt cancelled
sammy said he wanted to rape sasha banks and he wasnt cancelled
bobbo lashley said he loved vince and he wasnt cancelleed
aewtidts dont cancel aew wrestlers
as long as you wrestle for the good guys, everything is forgiven
simple as

>>18546076
>the good guys
Wait until you find out who privately funds AEW

>>18546038
>Pukes in the ring during a six man tag
>Gone for months
That ain't very Goldberg of him.

>>18546030 (OP)
Tony would ruin Austin in a week. He'd have him in some tag team with Page called the "Barebacks" or "Hang Cold". he'd have Austin wrestling in 84 man tournaments to win the chance to be in a Fatal 4 Way TLC match. And lose to fucking Swerve who would bring up reparations. Or have Austin Canadian destroy himself 8 times vs Atom Small. He wouldn't resist having OC drink milk while Austin was chugging beers next to him. Every idea Tony has, has been absolute shit.

In a new interview with The Superstar Crossover, Tony Khan was asked what talent he would sign to AEW, dead or alive, if he could sign anyone in wrestling history, with a 90s Steve Austin topping his list.

“Steve Austin. If you could get Steve Austin in the 90s and just have Steve Austin for the decade of the 90s, he’s the greatest ever. He’s a great human. I love Steve Austin. He was very nice to me, haven’t seen him in a long time. He was very kind to have me on his show after the original Double or Nothing and I am one of the biggest fans of his, and I think Steve Austin’s the biggest wrestling star of all time. If you could pick any era of person and just if you had Steve Austin with you throughout the 90s, even though his persona evolved from Stunning Steve to Superstar Steve to the Ringmaster to Stone Cold Steve Austin, he’s one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. If I had ever been fortunate enough to work with any iteration of Steve Austin, particularly in the 90s or early 2000s, I would count myself very fortunate. I’m very fortunate and consider myself very lucky for many reasons, but also lucky just to have met Steve Austin and had a nice chat with him. He actually was very positive about the original Double or Nothing. I did his show after the first Double or Nothing in 2019, over six years ago, and he was incredibly positive about the show and I think he’s the greatest wrestling star of all time.”
-Tony Khan

>>18546030 (OP)
he'd start hot, be forgotten after a month and end up jobbing to pockets or doing choreographed tag team matches against the bucks while losing tens of thousands of viewers every week

>>18546076
>aewtidts dont cancel aew wrestlers
Correct it's always seething edrones trying to pressure are to fire people with smear campaigns, like they did to havok, to Brian Kendrick, like they tried to do to Darby and Jericho

>>18546030 (OP)
yeah THE WORST Match of Stone Colds Carrer

>>18546030 (OP)
>Ibou
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.

>>18546030 (OP)
>knowing Stone Cold would be booked as a curtain jerker against the likes of Beast Mortos and Action Andretti
kekaroo you know TK can't break his bad atrocious booking habits

>>18546076
Doesn’t matter Austin committed the biggest sin to liberal wrestling fans: make them think he might be racist

>>18546030 (OP)
>asking Austin to bleed like a pig for Hangman bitch and do the most ludicrous mudlaw show stunts in order to look hardcore for 3k people
yeah, Austin would shoot give Tony the middle finger

>>18546030 (OP)
Austin would NOT work with Hangperson lol. Any aew fans wanna try and argue he would?

>>18546038
this shit kills me bro
hook is a fucking twink lmao