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8/15/2025, 2:40:09 AM
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Kevin Nash Says He Nearly Got Busted by Cops While Trying to Pee After Hulk Hogan’s Funeral
Speaking on his Kliq This podcast, Nash recalled driving for hours before getting close to his neighborhood and deciding to pull into a usual secluded spot to relieve himself.
>“I’m turning, I’m looking around… I undo my seat belt as I’m getting ready to coast into the parking lot. I coast into the parking lot. Now I have completely like taken the pinch off because I’m standing up in the rain and I’m just going to let it go. I spin around, open my door, right in front of me is a Daytona Beach Shores SUV police and I’m like, ‘Oh, f*.’”*
>“As soon as I stand up and turn around, it’s released. I’m looking right at the cops. I haven’t even touched my zipper. So now I’m going to jail for indecent exposure. So now I sit back in my car and I back up thinking if I go up two blocks there’s that little short street…”
>“At this point I can feel like I’m starting to get a squirt of piss. I’m in my car, I grab the t-shirt that I had on earlier and cram it over my [junk] and the next thing you know, man, that thing feels like a water balloon in my hand. I mean, I just have complete bladder emptiness right there. So now for the next mile and a half to my crib, I’m basically just bathing in my piss.”
>“I’m telling Tamara this story… I said, ‘Hey baby, can you do me a favor?’ She goes, ‘What?’ I said, ‘You’re not going to believe this… I just pissed in my car. I absolutely unloaded my bladder in my front seat, in my suit, in my underwear — and there’s so much piss my ass cheeks are wet because they’re sitting in this piss.’”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJYkkAUfCLc
>“I’m turning, I’m looking around… I undo my seat belt as I’m getting ready to coast into the parking lot. I coast into the parking lot. Now I have completely like taken the pinch off because I’m standing up in the rain and I’m just going to let it go. I spin around, open my door, right in front of me is a Daytona Beach Shores SUV police and I’m like, ‘Oh, f*.’”*
>“As soon as I stand up and turn around, it’s released. I’m looking right at the cops. I haven’t even touched my zipper. So now I’m going to jail for indecent exposure. So now I sit back in my car and I back up thinking if I go up two blocks there’s that little short street…”
>“At this point I can feel like I’m starting to get a squirt of piss. I’m in my car, I grab the t-shirt that I had on earlier and cram it over my [junk] and the next thing you know, man, that thing feels like a water balloon in my hand. I mean, I just have complete bladder emptiness right there. So now for the next mile and a half to my crib, I’m basically just bathing in my piss.”
>“I’m telling Tamara this story… I said, ‘Hey baby, can you do me a favor?’ She goes, ‘What?’ I said, ‘You’re not going to believe this… I just pissed in my car. I absolutely unloaded my bladder in my front seat, in my suit, in my underwear — and there’s so much piss my ass cheeks are wet because they’re sitting in this piss.’”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJYkkAUfCLc
